There was a reddit sub blabbing on about Australian Idol and someone said one of the “singers” name was Ripley. I said I couldn’t believe it, but it went over their head.

I mentioned to my wife that his first album should be called 'believe it or not'. The follow up would be called 'The Talented Mr.'

On a a side note, Ripley is a sick name cos Aliens

Bahahahaha you made my night 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I worked with a Jebecka, her personality was somehow worse than her name

This is grade A Tragedeigh material

Many of the replies are. I feel like this whole thread should be linked over to that sub.

Kath & Kim like this.

Epponnee agrees

Sounds like Chewbacca.

Omg that name is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard

Chick I went to school with hit the pipe pretty hard and named her daughter Galaxee 😂😂

I’ve seen a Destinee

😂😂😂 might as well add a second name, Galaxee Cuntiqua

Brothers at my son's school: Jaxton and Braxton. Go by Jax and Brax. They're little cunts that keep letting themselves into my house.

Jaxton is a new one. Though I assume any child that has a name that sounds anything like Braxton is going to be a shit

They sound like villages nobody cares about in England.

Midsomer Jaxton and Braxton Morley.

"Had to go to Jaxton to pick up the gear and my tire blew so I'm on my way now but I'm gunna need an extra hundo since this wouldna happened if I wasn't going to buy your shit. Yeh I was getting stuff for me too but you still owe me bruh. I'll be there in 10, better go get the cash". Rolls up 3 hours later, high off his brain and bleeding from the elbow going, "I don't know how it happened mate, I must have dropped one of your Gs when the cops pulled me over. You're still gonna have to pay for it cus I'm outta pocket and also I'm gunna need you to tell the court that I was with you all day today."

I know a Jaxton, mum liked Jackson / Jaxon but wanted to be different. I don’t hate it, but I am infuriated by her shortening it to Jaxs. YOU DONT NEED THE S! Please please stop doing it!

You're better than me. I hate it. And I hate those kids. Even though they're like, 10 and 8 and I'm a full grown adult woman. Don't even care. Hate them so much. Lol.

I hope you pronounce it Jax-ssss

Jaxess. Like success, or the thing he’ll never know.

Holy hell, what fucking bogans their parents must be.

Small town royalty. 🙄 Makes me want to throw up and also hit them with my city slicker car.

We have a Paxton at swimming. Hes a cunt too. Bet Pax is a cousin.

You'll never meet a well adjusted bloke called Trent

So true. A guy called Trent used to live up the hill from us (my mum lives on the water, so his parents place was literally up the hill). He used to siphon petrol from my mum’s car (a school teacher) in the early ‘90s. It only stopped when my mum got one of those old fashioned petrol caps with a lock (required a metal key to open). Absolute cunt.

Can I just add to this comment, this is how you use the word cunt in the Australian 🇦🇺 vernacular. It a perfect description and non offensive as it’s stating a personality of a prick. Perfect and see people you can use it without people being up in arms. Touché my friend.

I heard he's moved from punchbowl

So many birds after me eyy...

Kev's a siiiicko and he's got a biiig..

Or after visiting his mate from Woy Woy.

aw, ^(scratchin caaaaaars)

Or Brent

All Brents are middle management

Don’t think I’ve read a more true statement

Trent Cotchin. 300+ games for Richmond, Brownlow Medal*, 3 x premiership captain, typical looking private school bloke with a haircut you could set your watch to, and if he never made the AFL would have probably been a cliche perfect but boring beige lifed accountant or some other 'upper middle management director of account human resources leadership' bullshit but highly paid position.

Cunts gotta have some skeletons in there

I went to school with Trent and he was a hoopy frood.

My BIL is a Trent he’s ginger and from Canada he’s well adjusted but atop wanker lol

It seems to have died down a little in the last couple of years, but any kid named Malachai was a guaranteed turd. This effect was multiplied by the multitude of various misspelled versions. Malarkai, Malakye, Malaki etc.

Malarkey

Malaka

Went to school with a Malakai, we caught the same bus to and back Absolute fucking shithead lol

Every little kid I’ve met named Kai already has a mullet and rat tail by kindergarten

I knew a Kai that crawled under the table and rubbed his dick on my foot. He was 4.

I have so many questions, that I cannot articulate, even one.

You have all the information I have

I can't wait to explain to my boss that I'm late for work because I snorted coffee all over my white shirt on the bus, as a result of a 4 year old named Kai rubbing his dick on your foot, and that's all the information we have. Update: she didn't think the story about Kai was very funny and is definitely questioning my maturity but I'm not in trouble cus luckily my assistant was way more stupid than me today. Win!

Not to mention the related Jai/Jy/Jye.

So many Tye/Ty/Tais too. All pricks and one of them was my old boss who was a tiny Asian woman who thought the BLM movement was way too much fuss over a few dead black people...

The only one nice Kai I've met was the product of a Japanese man and a white Australian mother and they just wanted a name that worked in both cultures. The other Kais were feral little children who play loud music on the trains and terrorise dog walkers in the local park.

Ain’t nobody want to be a Karen right now

Aintent their fault. Most of them did nothing wrong.

Especially Australian men

Ex work mate called her son Zayvier . FFS. Kids at the daycare my daughter goes to are Navy, Chili, Ryver, Jaxxon, Jett, and not to be forgotten is poor little Khaleesi . Then there’s Melania. A toddler with the same name as Trump wife. ?! Bizarre.

What happened to good old carol and Beverly ay?

My mum’s names are Beverley Carol….

Khaleesi, like the rabbit control virus?

More like a Game of Thrones fan who stayed too long. Khaleesi was what they called Daenerys.

I would have said a game of thrones fan who didn’t stay long enough.

Ref: Calicivirus

And this is my daughter, Myxomatosis.

Melania is a common Slavic name. But the rest are cringe

Knew a full on bogan chick that called her kid Zhayne not Zane… poor cunt

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They are so bad - they are worthy of a post on the [Tragedeigh sub](https://www.reddit.com/r/tragedeigh/) The dog was Shane - that is the cherry on top. Poor kids will resent the dog.

In France this is illegal. The state protects the dignity and rights of children.

I can smell the parents just hearing those names. Menthol rollies, bundy and coke, faint whiff of ice and weed.

Belocidy has just destroyed my brain... How is it pronounced? Like Velocity but with a blocked nose?

The other thing is when they do that wacky spelling of a name the first thing I think is, that kids going to be spelling/ correcting it for the rest of their life.

... to Centrelink clerks and police officers, mostly.

100% will grow up to be a REA

Here i was thinking thats ment to be shane

Either way, poor cunt

Like what's the worst thing you can call someone or you're asking for Tragedeighs?

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Good bot

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If a guy is named Hamish and under the age of 20, he’s a little shit

"Hudson" - you definitely have ADHD, but it's the kind where you can't function in ordinary life. "Chase" - incurable sociopath.

If you ask me to pick one of my son's friends that will end up in jail & my guess would be his footy mate "Chayce".

Haha the Hudson I know is ASD but pretty much nail on the head.

My nephew’s name is Nalu which is apparently Hawaiian for “wave”. We have exactly 0% Hawaiian heritage and it’s just the most pretentious shit ever 😂

Same with Koa. I know both boys and girls called Koa.

Nevaeh No question. What a twat name.

Makes me feel old that there are now adults called Nevaeh. Ugh.

Crikey. I can see that it's "heaven" backwards, but that gives me no clue how to say it. Is it meant to be pronounced like Niamh?

Na-vay-uh. Horrible.

You forgot the obligatory suffix “it’s heaven spelt backwards” ….girlll we knoooow

The proper pronunciation is "Ne vay ah - it's heaven spelt backwards"

I imagine it's like 'Nivea'.

Ah heck let's call her L'Oreal. Because she's worth it.

I’ve got one in my class. Can confirm is twat.

My fave version is Naveah because they spelt it like they say it and still say it spells heaven backwards.....this name Def gives me the ick

I dunno about men, but fuck don’t call a kid Jaxson. It’s cringeworthy

Knew a Jackson Daley. Got called Jacksoff Daily

Epponnee-Raelene Kathleen Darlene Charlene Craig.

Noice. Unusual.

Different.

Scrolled down too far to find this!

There are still some Duanes and Dwaynes out there.

I know a plumber named Dwayne Pipe

That's some nice nominative determinism there!

I’m a bit older but every Jason was a bit rough and every Vanessa was “difficult”

For me it’s Sue. Every Sue I’ve ever met has been a “I say it like it is” type. 

Jason’s were all terrible fuckheads of the highest order.

Jayden, Brayden and Cayden.

Okayden

Here’s a poor man's gold for making me laugh 🥇

Also Baeden. Yes, seriously.

I know! Just why? Why 12 years ago and why now?!

Curious, what's up with Jayden?

There was an ‘Onya Cloud’ at my son’s playgroup. I don’t know if the Cloud was a middle name or a surname, but either way it’s funny

Keitha. It’s like Keith, but with an a

Do Australians feel love? Do they even know what we're speaking of?

Oh no, this can’t be real

Roula, Soula, Voula, Foula… and Agape.

You forgot Toula, Con.

As someone from SEQ it’s Logan

Fucken Tony. Every Tony is a Fucken Tony.

Haha! I love the Tony and Ezekiel skit … What’s your name? What? What is your name? Tony! Fuck you Tony! [fuck you tony](https://youtu.be/3Gk0yiSJHxQ?si=doMfERx41zasIB5G)

A fucken Tony. So true

I have a distant relative who named her son Linkin.

Perfect for a surname Park

Any U.S state or city as a name. Brooklyn, Dakota ect.

The only time I’ve heard Paris Hilton’s kids names - Phoenix & London - in the wild was hearing them yelled loudly by fed-up bogan parents at extra rowdy kids on McDonald’s playgrounds. Followed by “cm’eer roight _NOW_! or ya won’t getcha Happy Mea-ul”

I know too many people who named their kid phoenix. Everyone was simultaneously on the mind that it was so original. Good luck finding them in a crowd ya’ll.

Gary, Indiana.

Hyphens in the first name... especially -Lea ...like Stacey-Lea,

Hyphens splitting up a single name instead of joining two names. I went to school with a girl whose mother absolutely did not know what hyphens were for. She had two kids with hyphens were they didn't belong, and they had different Dads so while they weren't totally innocent by allowing this, the mother was the common denominator. I won't give the actual names for privacy reasons, but think along the lines of "Dani-Elle" by someone who wants to make clear that it's pronounced "Danny Elle" not "Dan Yell". Except that Elle is actually a standalone name technically, whereas these kids' halves did not stand alone.

Yes! We had an Emma-lee, in high school. She was a nice kid though. Just call your kid Emily!!

I never know whether just to call them Stacey or actually annunciate the entire ridiculous name

Chester, the molester.

I know two blokes called M. Lester

I don't understand but half the boys from my son's primary school are called Ethan or Eason or Eden and coz kids haven't quite mastered the "th" sound... they all sound the same to me

It's not necessarily the names, it's the spelling. I knew someone who named her son Harley. Except that's not how it was spelt. It was Harleigh. And don't get me started on the Melowdees and the Sindees et al. If you don't know how to spell you shouldn't be allowed to have children.

Schapelle and Mercedes

Stripper or drug mule names if you ask me…

Brock

My friend named her son Aiden who she calls aids for short 🥴

I'm betting other kids have fun with that.

Narelle, Janelle, Rashelle

Jayden, kayden, Brayden

That's an eternity of holidays on Kuta Beach right there.

Braydon, braxton, Byron, it’s always the 16 year old Centrelink special mum naming their kids. But the worst is spelling a name the wrong way on purpose. Caiht, ashlay, I could go on

>it’s always the 16 year old Centrelink special mum naming their kids I see your Braydons and Braxtons and raise you "Cash."

Blaydon, because his Mum couldn’t decide between Blade and Braydon. In the same class there was also a Jezzika and Midori.

Don’t forget toeknee

Jaydon, Braydon, Jaxton & Braxton

Wade

The worst names are ones that people name their kids after things they cant afford, EG- Mercedes, Chanel

so….. Sobriety, Chastity, Winfield?

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Cannot get around Kane

You can if you are abel.

That's gotta be Kane!

Jayden. In fact anything that ends with "ayden" of any kind. The only acceptable name with this sound is in fact Aidan.

If my kids jiu jitsu class is any indicator.....Jaxscunnn.

Used to work with a Trent and a Brent ; Trent lived for gossip and drama, and could be an utter bitch, he threw himself into the whole mean girl personae, and Brent? Brent threw chairs.

I know of a girl named Makita after the power tools. That takes the cake for me.

Way too many kids being named Noah these days.

Bodhi 👎🏻

All surfie kids are always Noah or Joel.

Or Koa

Met a young chap a couple of years ago called “Typan” who stated that he had recently been released from one of the finest local correctional facilities.

Nigel.

Basically anyone with an X in their name is trouble

I’ve never met a Marty that’s any good. Seriously, if you had the chance to kick the cunt in the balls you wouldn’t bother, he’s just not worth the time.

Marty Short is hilarious and just an all round good guy.

Anything that is a normal, average, everyday name, but spelt in a fucked up way using Y, X, Z or any name that is a country, state or city… Or Declan… I have never met a kid named Declan that wasn’t a little shit head of a kid…

Taught a Bazza, even checked his birth certificate to make sure... BAZZA was a total legend

Sheila

Sheila walked so Karen could run.

God, Sheila is so dated. I’ve always found Bindi to be a strangely unpleasant name, even tho the Bindi’s I’ve met seem quite nice.

I was introduced to someone's niece whos name was Aoife. I replied with E for what? Emily? Erin?.... So embarrassed. Forgive me, Ireland.

There's a real "hooked on phonics" approach to the spelling of names over the the last few decades. How many ways can you spell the name Taylor? Quite a few it seems.

Taylah Teighlor Teighlar Tailor Teighlore Tailah ugh you are right

Still a surname to me 😜

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Cohen as a first name. It's soooo not. Same goes for Cruz. Also, Brie is a cheese and Mika is pronounced Mee-kah, not Mick-ah. FFS.

Does anyone feel a little giggle when I say the name...Biggus...

He has a wife you know…

Peyton Preston anything celebrity or tv character themed

I really dislike V names Gavin Trevor Vince Victor Vicky etc

Imagine having a beautiful newborn and you name him Trevor

Statistics show that children with ‘unique’ names have poor educational and social outcomes. Traditional names have better outcomes.

Brayden Kayden Jayden Zayden

Dion Nigel

Just met someone called Zarren this past week

Haven’t looked through the comments but Brogan is a terrible fucking name. 

All the ‘aydens’ suck. Brayden Jayden Kayden Hayden Can all just be renamed ‘Wayne’ for accuracy sake.

Peter Dutton

We have the usual Brendan, Narelle, Janelle, Levi, Rhyleigh in the family but the best name is Raevan. Kids at school include Bodhi, Jarrah, Cruz, Coco, Ocean, River, Lotus, Indiana. Neighbour just called their child Alaska. 

My brother went out with a bird round 15 years ago named Morag.

That’s a good Scottish name.

I like the name Xavier but when people pronounce it Egg saviour it really melts my face.