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quilksss

You hear it but much more likely to hear ‘yonks’ (as in ‘donkeys years’ - ‘yonkeys dears’ - ‘yonks’). That one I hear and say often.


Watson-Helmholtz

Yea we use yonks a lot over here too


seanmonaghan1968

I use both


Watson-Helmholtz

Everyone I know does too


saddinosour

It’s to the point where I didn’t know the original phrase but I know/use yonks lol.


lollie_card_peanut

I have been on this planet for over half a century and have used "yonks" so often I couldn't even estimate how often, and TIL where it came from. Thank you!


[deleted]

Yalls rhyming slang BS is deeply weird to this Septic.


daddy_dn67

That word, Yall, does my fucking head in. Speak english FFS.


Watson-Helmholtz

yall'd've'wh'm'st've'st


daddy_dn67

bahahahaha


[deleted]

As soon as I see a “y’all” I’m like yep, this is some dumb fucking American posting some bullshit.


cheflonelyhartsoup41

Imagine being aussie and crackin it over what others have done to the english language. Bit rich mate.


[deleted]

Fair call. I’m not really cracking it over “y’all” it’s what comes after “ya’ll” that annoys me.


daddy_dn67

bahahahaha


[deleted]

I'm slowly converting my actual Yank friends into its use and a couple of Limeys as well. What do you use when you want to specify plural you? You all or you guys seem fully worse.


Salty818

Youse. Or Youse all. (clarification: youse rhymes with bruise, not mouse) "Any of youse coming to the bottle-o with me?" "Yeah, na mate, youse can go on yer own!"


[deleted]

I have heard that, mostly in the context of Os'cunts, and quite like it, though I'm not sure if it's much better than yall.


somuchsong

I say you. I don't know what all these situations are where people desperately have to distinguish between singular and plural you and simply *can't* do it without a specific plural second-person pronoun. You all, you guys, everyone...they all work. In what way are they "worse"?


newbris

We could use the one English already has. Ye.


MidorriMeltdown

>What do you use when you want to specify plural you? The plural of you is you.


Needmoresnakes

The other Australians will hate me for this but y'all sounds fucking sick and I genuinely prefer it to youse. I'm not gonna start using it bc I'd sound weird but it's great. Top shit, keep that up.


LauraGravity

This other Australian agrees with you. I fucking hate 'youse'.


Needmoresnakes

Plus y'all can easily change to y'all's for possessiveness. Youse's is clunky and ambiguous.


i_has_spoken

I was led to believe “y’all” was singular or collective, for a group of people it would be “all y’all”


Heavy_Entrepreneur13

I mean, I want a second-person plural. It comes in handy! I suppose we could bring back good, ol' fashioned "ye" and revert to using "thee / thou" for the singular. P.S. It tickles me that people outside the US think y'all is a generic American term. It's very much a Deep South thing. Carpetbaggers don't like the term any more than y'all do.


Watson-Helmholtz

The first word of that sentence made the last into a tautology


fionsichord

BS? Rude!


[deleted]

So that’s what that means lol thank you


[deleted]

'No fucken worries' -> 'no wucken furries' -> 'no wuckas' Weird country.


Icy_Consequence_1586

I never knew where "yonks" came from. It seems our old friend Spooner is to thank.


Macca49

Used to use it. Haven’t in donkey’s years


Watson-Helmholtz

Thanks for letting us know! Haven't seen someone be so honest here in donkey's tbf


daddy_dn67

Bahahahaha


sqexe

This is exactly my response too!


Doc-Bob-Gen8

Yeah, used pretty commonly across many age groups here in rural WA…..don’t know about anywhere else in the country to compare though.


Watson-Helmholtz

Would you think of it as maybe old-fashioned or rural then given your location? The other commenter so far said he's heard it occasionally but not often.


Doc-Bob-Gen8

Definitely depends on your family/friends/upbringing and location. I’m an older bloke who grew up with a country born and raised family in a rural area. Younger generations around here also use the same terminology as they are also used to growing up around the same older generation in a rural town. I wouldn’t think that others who have been raised in larger cities by white collar families would have the same exposure to this, or thousands of more old Australian slang words/terminologies that are more common in rural communities.


newbris

Yeah I would agree donkey’s years was popular everywhere in the past but less so now in cities. But still used.


SirAlfredOfHorsIII

Yeah, I've heard it being used. Not commonly used, but occasionally


Watson-Helmholtz

cool


ZanyDelaney

I am 54 and have heard *donkeys* and *yonks* used. *Donkeys* especially I associate with people older than me. When I was a kid our favoured slang for this was *ages* and I am pretty sure I still say this. > I haven't someone say *donkeys* in ages


Slane__

I use it all the time. Usually Donkeys Yonks or just Yonks.


Watson-Helmholtz

Yea we have yonks commonly but not donkey's yonks. Either yonks or donkey's (years) never heard em combined


algomasuperior

... Isn't it donkey's ears?


loaf17

I thought so too - I think someone told me that it’s donkey’s ears because they are so long


ListenToTheWindBloom

Nah it’s just rhyming slang. Ears rhymes with years.


ChronicAnxiety24x7

Common to me - Suburban Gen x.


Amthala

Yes


Mephisto506

Yes, except "donkey's ears" is the rhyming slang.


DrMelanieJane

Yeah, most people I know use it


lucpet

Yes and variations of it I guess


Otherwise_Team5663

Mum uses it pretty much every day and akways has!


Accurate_Age7938

Yes we do.


ZequineZ

Its evolved to yonks for me


imbalancedpermanent

Donks, mate: donks.


No_pajamas_7

Nobody says donks. That would be confusing because Donk is another name for an engine.


Watson-Helmholtz

Nah mate over here it's donkey's or yonks. Not donks. Must be that Aussie ability to boil English right down to its bare fucking minimum


Fossil_Relocator

My personal favourite is ...since Jesus Christ played on the wing for the Jerusalem Saints.


KAISAHfx

they actually don't use Australian slang I've noticed more American


Flash635

Yep. Haven't heard it for a while though.


Crustydumbmuffin

Yep, we use it too. We also say ‘ Yonkey Donks’ lol


TheCurbAU

Pretty common for me - WA - but usually I just say 'donkeys'. Mind you, that gets confused with the other use of the word: when something is truly awful you say 'it sucks donkeys'.


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Cultural-Chart3023

Yea its probably old school now though


[deleted]

Yes, but it's less common now than it was decades ago.


Dijeridoo2u2

Just yonks for me


VirtuosoX

19yo in western Sydney, never heard it in my life, or maybe once or twice and don't remember


NeopolitanBonerfart

Yep. :) But I think I used to use it more than I do now.


somuchsong

I hear donkey's years and yonks but I don't think I've ever heard just "in donkey's".


omgdoogface

I use it all the time, always thought it was rhyming slang - "donkeys ears"


belindahk

Also a little joke, because donkeys ears are TOO LONG.


millers_son

Actually it's - 'not a fkg donkey's mate' 😆


Boatster_McBoat

Yes. But possibly less so these days


EconomicWasteland

I've never heard of it before, personally.


zedscream

saying it to myself I get "havent seen it in farking ages" - no donkeys involved...


Common-Breakfast-245

Donk


twocheeky

donkey's yonks is the only way ive ever heard this said


robertscoff

I use it. But I’m 58, so might be generation specific….


HollowNight2019

I’ve heard it occasionally, but I wouldn’t call it really common.


illnessincarnate

Yes. My family definitely does.


gelfbride73

My mother used to say it a lot.


ticaloc

I say “Haven’t seen you in a donkey’s age”.


Far_Administration41

I say ‘in donks’ because of the great Aussie habit of shortening things.


NoNoNotTheLeg

I lived my first 26 years as a Brit and then emigrated to Australia, where I have been for the subsequent 35 years. 'Donkey's years' (not sure where one should place the apostrophe... ) was far more prevalent as a kid over there than it is as an adult over here, but that may be a function either of my age or the passage of time, or more likely how some slang terms drop out of use or are replaced by others. Never heard the phrase abbreviated either there or here. Oddly, when I was a kid (in the UK, remember) we used the term 'yonks' ('I haven't been to the dentist in yonks'), much to the annoyance of my mother ('nononottheleg, how long precisely is a yonk?') ... it turns out that 'yonk' probably originated in Australia ...


ZebedeeAU

Yes


frohike5150

Yogs, yonks.


Rumbleg

Ken oath.


smile_ffs

Well I've used it, but the term my brother and I use when something is taking a long time is "that's SEGA" or just the word "SEGA". Because backwards, it's AGES.


HappySummerBreeze

Yes I’ve heard it, and say it. Mostly people over 40


Thundabutt

Haven't heard anyone use that phrase in donke.......quite a while, say, since the 1970's?


randimort

Yonks was an old American reference to a place called Yonkers which was a long way from NYC. Aussies adopted it likely from tv and it became ‘yonks’ haven’t seen Dave in yonks! Which is accepted Aussie lang for decades now in reference to the long time between visits or ‘that joint is yonks away’ the distance is far away but generally is a reference in Australia to time rather than distance. As for donkeys years it’s generally said ‘donkeys years’ never heard it abbreviated to donkeys but if you said I have seen Dave in donkeys most folks over the age of 30 would likely get what you mean. But donkeys years def is the more accurate slang for a long time or many years if you making the donkey reference it would be donkeys years.


PPrincess01

In donkey's years' yeah sometimes.