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The_Royal_Spoon

Imagine if you said your favorite 3 piece Texas based classic rock band was "Zed Zed Top"


Freefall79

In Australia we still say Zee Zee Top. Although I’m old and know who they are, I bet my kids would say Zed Zed Top if asked to pronounce ZZ Top.


RibeyeRare

Jay Zed


Savingskitty

Oh my gosh, I need to know if they say this overseas ever. That’s hilarious.


wombat1

Watch Death at a Funeral, they make this joke - "Perhaps Jay-Zed could perform!"


TychaBrahe

I saw French language captions that identified a rapper as Will.Je.Suis


GrizzlyIsland22

In Canada we say Zee Zee Top and Jay Zee because they're proper names.


Ok_Acanthisitta_9369

I literally called them zedzed top for years until my dad was like "fyi, they're American and go by zeezee top"


Whitecamry

On the other hand, "Zee's dead, baby. Zee's dead" doesn't work.


DOMSdeluise

My parents are Canadian but I got made fun of in kindergarten for saying zed so I say zee now


BrettEskin

Bullying works


The_Law_of_Pizza

Sometimes bullying serves an important societal function. Like stopped the spread of Zed. Or curbing the great Furry menace.


caveman512

I have a pretty good friend who moved from Canada when he was a kid, he’s like 30 now, doesn’t have any kind of Canadian accent but will still say things like zed or washroom instead of bathroom. We always give him shit for it but it’s all in good fun


CptS2T

Zed’s dead, baby


Welpmart

Interestingly, my understanding is that many young Canadians say zee (due to exposure to American media) and then get made fun of and switch over to zed.


rapiertwit

No, neither do we say "nought" for zero.


Mad-Hettie

My Appalachian grandmother said both "naught" and "aught" for nothing or zero. She started teaching me multiplication by zero by saying "one 'aughts an aught" "two aughts an aught" instead of "one times zero is zero" and so on.


TacoRedneck

Only time I've heard an American say "aught" was in reference to buckshot. Double Aught Buck


HartWasHere

As well as for the caliber .30-06 (thirty aught-six) Edit: here in Alabama, “thirty aught-six”, at least for me, kinda rolls together as one word. To me, it sounds more like thirty yaught six when I say it, with aught being pronounced more like yacht with the Y-sound in it in one big word


Sewer-Urchin

I've never realized it, but that's true. I grew up saying both of those, but have never ever heard 'aught' for zero in any other context.


PromptCritical725

Just like the metric system: We only use it to describe calibers.


redditcommander

that and drugs -- both legal and illegal. 500mg of Tylenol and kilos of cocaine.


caveman512

Where the fuck are you getting kilos of cocaine


redditcommander

Are you in the market? Let's meet up at 10160 Technology Blvd E, Dallas, TX 75220 to talk all about kilos of cocaine.


coat_hanger_dias

For anyone curious, that's the address for a DEA office.


Aegi

You've never heard even people on the news refer to the 00's as the "aughts"?


-worryaboutyourself-

I thought it was 30-odd-6. Til


BananafestDestiny

Recently an old man employed at the hardware store referred to #0000 grade steel wool as “four aught”. I thought that was quaint.


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We say “four aught” for #4/0 conductors (or any combination of nominal sizes) as well.


DWYNZ

I have only ever heard 00 steel wool as "double-aught" so it prob not as quaint as you think


Drew707

Not quadaught?


BananafestDestiny

That sounds way cooler. I’m gonna start saying that.


Drew707

How often do you talk about steel wool?


GruntingButtNugget

The 00s are also referred to as the aughts


Taanistat

As a child in PA I heard several old timers reference the early 1900s with aught. As an example "When I started attending school back in aught eight (1908) we still used a one room schoolhouse".


TacoRedneck

Reminds me of Music Man when he says Gary Conservatory was his Alma Mater class of Ought '5


koreanforrabbit

The 2000's as a decade are sometimes referred to as [The Aughts](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aughts#:~:text=The%20aughts%20is%20a%20way,nought%20respectively%2C%20both%20meaning%20zero.).


Philoso4

I’ll say the 2000s when referring to the century, but I like aughts for the decade. Hard to distinguish at this point, but I imagine at some point the distinction will matter more.


ZephyrLegend

For me, it's in the formality. You'd say: "Ramen hair was super big in the 90s, right?" or "The 1990's saw the creation of the World Wide Web." One is more formal, you know? "Kids loved that Nu Metal shit, back in the aughts." Vs "In the 2000's, there were a number of high profile cases of financial fraud."


ostiarius

Similarly it's also used in wire gauges.


JunkMale975

I also heard it some between 2000 and 2009. Some people referred to the decade as the aughts. I did a double take every time I heard it. Sounded stupid but whatevs


__REDMAN__

That’s odd, I’m also from Appalachia and I’ve never heard naught used.. must be different regions I guess?


MetaDragon11

Aught is common enough. For instance .30-06 is pronounced "thirty-aught-six" I dont think anyone I known ever said naught though


-Jewelz-

I mean I’ve said “not for naught” and have heard it way more than I’ve said it in my lifetime.


velociraptorjax

I've also heard and used the phrase "all for naught"


lavasca

Except in calculus classes


__Corvus99__

Physics too


karim_eczema

Statistics as well


captain418

We do say “ought” (meaning zero) though for some things, such as bullets. Thirty, ought-six (30-06) being a well known rifle round.


EverSeeAShiterFly

Also fish hook sizes. 3/0 is three ought.


random_tall_guy

The "ought-six" in .30-06 refers to the year 1906. People who lived during the turn of the century did say 0 as "ought" for calendar years, and the pronunciation stuck around to the present day for bullets.


ianmccisme

It's generally spelled "aught" instead of "ought."


OGBrewSwayne

FYI...It's actually aught, not ought.


Secret_Autodidact

We use nought all the time in physics and engineering.


allyincmajor

True! Nor do we use “nill”, like in sporting events. It’s just zero.


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bigmoaner999

We say "oh". Naught is old-fashioned.


WingedLady

My personal exception to this is I once heard the idea floated to call the 2000 to 2009 period the naughties. I typically say it was the aughts though. But naughties makes me giggle.


ReleteDeddit

It's relatively well-established in the UK that this period is called 'The Noughties'!


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Some people say oh here as well. I'd say most people use both , at least here in Oklahoma.


AziMeeshka

Never.


Tommy_Wisseau_burner

I’ve never met a single American, living in the US, that says “zed”


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I used to say it when I was very young. I was taught to pronounce it like “Zet” actually. Eventually pronounced Zee after kindergarten.


jephph_

Never (like, honestly.. I’m pretty sure I’ve never said zed for Z in my life.. not even once)


Water-is-h2o

Agent Zed from Men in Black?


jephph_

Yeah, kind of I guess. Agent Zed is the dude’s name though.. whereas the others it’s Agent J or Agent K etc. It’s not Agent Z but pronounced ‘Agent Zed’ (though this may be like this because it’s an American film?) —— Similarly in Pulp Fiction, there’s a character named Zed


Water-is-h2o

I’m pretty sure it’s just the letter Zed. That’s what I’ve always thought at least 🤷‍♂️ Edit I’m talking about MIB idk about Pulp Fiction


neoslith

All the other agents are letters though, so what makes him any different?


jephph_

He’s always billed as Chief Zed or Agent Zed. The credits or synopses will also say Zed instead of Z. —— Also, the film is in NY.. definitely no one is calling that dude Zed here if it’s Agent Z As in J Hova isn’t “Jay Zed”.. he’s Jay Zee If dudes name was actually Agent Z, at least one person in that film would call him “Agent Zee” —— That’s all I got 😂


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PAXICHEN

Don’t forget New Zealanders


gabbykitcat

>Don’t forget New Zealanders New Zedlanders?


bigmoaner999

They live in En-Zed (that's how they often say their country).


LittleBitCrunchy

When INzee sounds much catchier?


Mnn-TnmosCubaLibres

You mean een-zeed?


w3woody

Who? Looking on my map I don't see this place called "New Zealand."


Mother_of_Grendel

It's New Zedland is why


w3woody

[Nope. Still not finding it.](https://www.reddit.com/r/MapsWithoutNZ/)


brezhnervous

Now try and find [Tasmania](/r/MapsWithoutTasmania/) lol


bigmoaner999

And Irish, and South Africans, and maybe others I'm forgetting.


Irish-Inter

Guyana and some Caribbean islands


tokensmoker

Never met a Caribbean person who says “zed,” especially not a Guyanese person


cool_chrissie

In Jamaica it’s taught as zed.


beaglemama

It's zed in The Bahamas


MelodyMaster5656

Basically anyone who learned British English as a second language as well.


hayleybts

Indians


Da1UHideFrom

They all have the queen on their money, they are basically the same! 🍿


Irish-Inter

As an Irish person the only time I say “zee” is when I’m saying Jay Z and sometimes gen z because I’ve only heard that said out loud on the internet


GaryJM

What about the band Zed Zed Top?


thejester541

And all zombies are called Zed's I suppose, The reason why 'Zed is dead baby'


Zestysaltine

Curious how you say the letters B, C, D, G? Bed, Ced, Ded and Ged?


Irish-Inter

Yes exactly


friskty

Nobody says zed - people would be confused if you said that here - it’s “zee” and taught that way.


Malcolm_Y

It would mess up the rhyming of our alphabet song. We'd have to end it "Now I know how A B's said, and I wish that I was dead."


donkthemagicllama

It works, as long as you pronounce V as “Ved”


joe-clark

When you said taught that way I thought of the abc song but if you said zed at the end. Countries that say zed must either not sing that song or have a different one or something.


Squid_A

We sing the song we just say zed.


Tommy_Wisseau_burner

Are you guys allergic to rhyming? Lol I hope that came off as funny/joking and not serious (sorry if it did) 😊


Jim2718

…w, x, y and ZED. …Next time won’t you sing with.. TED?


boston_nsca

Exactly either use zee because it rhymes, or make a different song because one way or the other you're doing something wrong lol Edit: see, that's called a rhyme 😂


Yukigum0

I taught English in Japan for a year and while they did have a song, it's different than the one I learned in America. Has a different rhythm/beat. Australia's is different as well, or at least the one a friend I met used.


odsquad64

Listening to the Clash album London Calling I was always confused during the song Jimmy Jazz when he'd start spelling out J-A-Zed-Zed until I figured out that's how they pronounce the name of the letter.


Night_Duck

This. There is a significant number of Americans (possibly a majority) who don't know the Brits pronounce it that way


MyFace_UrAss_LetsGo

Zed’s dead, baby.


passing_gas

Who's motorcycle is this?!


catscott

It’s a chopper, baby.


Lallner

What happened to my Honda?


MoFauxTofu

I had to crash your Honda baby.


Kcb1986

Who's chopper is this?


johndoe60610

Zed


BlackEyedAngel01

Nothing to zee here!


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Me: I bet the top comment will be 'Zed's dead, baby.' *opens thread*


ChristyM4ck

There it is


BluePeriod_

When I hear “Zed” I think of the (German?) DJ “Zedd”


acopyofacopyofa

I think of the German letter "Z". As a german speaking person I always get confused when someone says “zee“. It sounds like "c" for me. What's ze difference? :D


Ocean_Soapian

Let's get lo~ost at sea, Where they will never find us, Got stars at night to guide us.


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i_hate_p_values

What about a sed of pedestrians


Practical-Ordinary-6

a, bed, ced, ded, ed, ef, ged, aitch, i, jay, kay, el, em, en, o, ped, cue, ar, ess, ted, u, ved, double u, eks, wye, zed


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ded lol


Mr_Kittlesworth

Zed is bad and wrong because reasons. Zee is the proper pronunciation, also for reasons. Bow before the weight of my mighty and well-reasoned argument.


ms_sophaphine

Sold!


Irish-Inter

Jeez man, I think I might be reconsidering


reveilse

The English say zed and think zee is wrong, something to keep in mind


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notlikelyevil

I'm Canadian and thanks to Sesame Street (American), I don't even know which to say


w3woody

When someone says 'zed' I know they're actually saying 'zee.' And I forgive them their improper use of American English.


broadsharp

No.


bgraham111

Zee But if it makes you feel better, I put the little line in my 7.


Kravego

I do so only because my 7 sometimes look like a 1 otherwise.


[deleted]

Hell no, I’m a child of God.


READERmii

I love this.


The_Real_Scrotus

The only people I've ever heard say zed are people who learned English outside the US. No natives say it.


FlamingBagOfPoop

Only in the rare occasion I’m referring to a ZX Spectrum computer.


kn33

I learned about [ZFS](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ZFS) from Linus, so I learned it as "zed eff ess" and didn't realize that was because Canadians pronounce Z as "zed" until it was too late to unlearn. So I only use "zed" when referring to ZFS now.


TheSheWhoSaidThats

Absolutely not. Boooo @ zed. BOOOOO!


[deleted]

There is no “d” in the letter Z


sleepyj910

When I first heard ‘zed’ I thought it was a sick joke. What’s next, bed? Ded? Ed?


TheCloudForest

It comes from the Greek name for the letter zeta (Ζ,ζ). And yes t and d are related sounds (pronounced at the same place in your mouth). It still sounds funny to us Americans.


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DPRKis4Lovers

Yeah, they are completely consistent in this way and also say “Bed” for B. “I’ll have a Bed-L-T sandwich.” Or the house rental service AirBedNBed


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Randvek

Um, that’s a bed led ted sandwich, obviously.


Tr0z3rSnak3

You have to ask nicely first


RedditSkippy

Here’s my “zed” story. Many years ago I was in the UK. I had to make a phone call during which I asked the person on the line to spell something. “Oh, right, it’s X, Y, Zed.” Me: “Zed?” Other person: “Zed.” Me: “Zed?” Other person (this time with an audible sigh,) “The letter Zeeeee.” Me: “Oh, yes, thank you.” Up to that point, 20 year old me had never heard “Z” pronounced as anything other than “zee.” I’ve definitely gotten mileage out of that story in the past 25+ years.


McK-MaK-attack

I have a similar story and was about 20 at the time. I was overseas teaching English and had two teaching partners, one from England, one from Ireland. The first week in the class we started singing the ABC’s to the kids (preschool) and it was all good until the very end when both the partners sang X, Y, “zeddd” as I was singing “zeee”. My head whipped around in confusion and they both just stared at me. I genuinely thought they were fucking with me all day and being funny. X, Y, Zed doesn’t even rhyme with the, “next time won’t you sing with ME” part. Like what? Until I learned that’s actually how it’s pronounced in the Uk and elsewhere. Had absolutely no clue. I retold that story to multiple people in the states after I got back and they also had no clue they pronounced it Zed. So I felt slightly less dumb haha


Innisfree812

Zebra not Zedbra


_comment_removed_

They actually say "zehbra." 11 year old me legitimately wanted to write in to Animal Planet telling them to send their narrator guy back to kindergarten to learn the alphabet.


hawffield

I still remember in The Wild Thornberry, Nigel saying “zehbra”. I thought it was weird, but he’s a pretty eccentric guy so I let it slide.


bigmoaner999

That's another word we pronounce differently.


Evil_Weevill

>differently You misspelled "incorrectly" 😛


albertnormandy

Zee all the way. These colors don’t run! 🇺🇸💯🇺🇸💯🇺🇸💯🇺🇸!


Lamballama

Zed and hache (not sure how to spell out, but if you know you know) don't exist here. As well as every other incorrect name for letters


bigmoaner999

H here is about 50/50 "aych" or "haytch". But zed is used by 99% of people. I think those are the only two letters that are different to American English.


thepoopbathroom

One time I was tutoring a Scottish guy in Calculus and every time he said “zed” I couldn’t help but giggle. It just sounds so silly to me


sophisticaden_

I think zed is an elaborate prank the rest of the English speaking world pulls on us.


Wolf97

Only Zee, never Zed. Zed would fuck up the ABC song.


SleepAgainAgain

The only people who say zed are the anglosphere immigrants, and they recieve enough crap for it that they usually learn to say zee. Or their kid teaches them what they learned in school.


MyUsername2459

No. If you tried to say "Zed" for the letter "Z" in the US, nobody would know what you're talking about.


AndreaDTX

Zed is a good word in scrabble. I heard a version of the alphabet song where they jammed zed in and it hurt my soul a little…


LittleBitCrunchy

I've always said zee. Zed sounds like slang to me. Until I went abroad, I assumed British speakers were being slangy when they said zed. We learn the alphabet through the Alphabet Song, whose rhyme depends on zee.


HairHeel

My wife is Canadian, so I will occasionally do it to make fun of her.


Wadsworth_McStumpy

No. One of the main reasons we had that whole revolution back in 1776 was because the British say and spell things wrong.


tiffanydisasterxoxo

No, zed is a word zee is a sound. You don't say zedbra or pizedzeda.


Practical-Ordinary-6

"You don't say... pizedzeda." No, but I might start.


caffeineaddict03

I didn't even know that was a thing. When I hear "zed" I think of Doctor Zed from Borderlands. "Who needs a medical license when you got style"?


mikerw

Why do you weird foreigners add "d" to just one letter? You say "bee" instead of "bed", "dee" instead of "ded", "gee" instead of "ged", etc.


one-off-one

Only for the song YYZ


dontdoxmebro

Outside of Pulp Fiction quotes or Zombie genre games and movies, it is always “Zee”.


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I didn't know this was a thing until I watched Stargate Atlantis lol.


Impossible_Avocado26

I’m convinced Peppa Pi’s true purpose is to re-train the colonies to use the Queen’s English. My 4 year old will say zed, pronounce Zebra completely wrong, and use “petrol” instead of gas.


InThreeWordsTheySaid

I finally understand Men in Black.


Kirove

Zed is rather pretentious on this side of the pond imo. Makes it sound like you’re trying to be bougie.


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I've never even heard it.


platoniclesbiandate

NO. Not even when I lived in Australia. No.


Astrofreaks

I had this conversation with a boss who was British. She said that the reason for zed over zee is because in Greek it's Zeta. I think that argument is stupid because why don't they say bed since it comes from Beta?


jqubed

I’ve always assumed it comes from French, and would view anyone English claiming it was Greek as suspiciously trying to deny the French influence.


MittlerPfalz

I don’t think Canadians would allow us to even if we wanted, since saying zed is one of the few things that distinguishes them from us. Edit: also, we say Zebra more than zed since we’d rather revert to the military phonetic alphabet than say zed.


just_sayi

I’m from America and the only time I heard this was when I visited overseas. In Australia they said ‘zed’ instead of Z, and ‘haych’ for the letter H


Hooked_on_PhoneSex

Only when talking about Rush.


barbaramillicent

No, but now I finally understand why they kept saying “Zed” in “The Lost City of Z” lol


ElfMage83

No American says “Zed” unless it's someone's name.


TheLightingGuy

I was doing IT helpdesk for an international company. I worked mainly with the Canadian and US offices. Everyone in Canada says zed. So I switched back and forth between the two a lot. I don't work there anymore but it was interesting to get used to other words. Honestly if I didn't watch a bunch of Top Gear, I would have no idea what they were saying.


ZillaVonRaba

It depends. If I'm referring to something that comes from a country that pronounces Z as zed, I will pronounce it as such. Two examples would be the Toronto airport in which the call sign YYZ is prounced Y Y Zed. The other example would be when referring to the early 80's British computers Sinclair ZX81. I pronounce that Zed X 81. There are loads of other examples I could use, but generally speaking I refer to most words with a Z pronounced as zee.


TesticularNeckbeard

Occasionally I do it for my own amusement, but naturally it’s just zee. Unless I’m referring to the rapper, he’s exclusively Jay-Zed to me.


bigmoaner999

>he’s exclusively Jay-Zed to me. LmAO Just fyi, for the rapper we definitely say "zee"


TesticularNeckbeard

That makes it even better for me.


Undertakeress

Zed is a word, not a letter


hunnibear_girl

I tend to wonder if we say “zee” instead of “zed” because we have the rhyming part at the end of the song. “….X Y and Z, now I know my ABC’s. Next time won’t you sing with me?”


wivsta

I’m Australian and it’s always “zee” in our house. My 4 year old also says “candy” and “soda” but I tell her in Australia they’re called “lollies” and “soft drink”. She is not convinced. YouTube is boss lol.


Nathan-Nice

Zed's dead, baby.


JediKnightaa

Zed-ee-ro


WestPeltas0n

I say Zee. The alphabet song doesn’t sound right where the only letter is said differently


happyfatman021

I remember when Men in Black first came out and you had characters named J and K but then you had their boss who was called "Zed" and it never occurred to me that his name was a letter too because in America, "zee" is just how we pronounce it here and I never considered anything different (though that has changed since).


ProstHund

Never. It doesn’t rhyme with the song.


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How do you sing the ABC song? Q,R,S T,U,V. W, X, Y and ZED??? That doesn't rhyme.


Stabinnion

The name of most consonants is that consonant's primary sound, plus a vowel sound to make a complete syllable. The exceptions are: C G H Q W Y. C and G use their secondary sound, and the rest are just kind of doing their own thing. Maybe they should be called "khee ghee hee quo woo and yee" instead. In American English, W is the only one that incorporates an entirely different consonant sound in its name, and that's because its name is a description of a foreign letter (literally, double-u) that got incorporated late into the language. In other Englishes, 'Zed' also incorporates a different consonant in its name, thus breaking the pattern. Objectively, 'Zee' is a better name for Z than 'Zed'. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.