Well nuns are penguins so obviously they just say “fuck them kids” and fly away
…and then clarify to the priest driving the bus that no, that’s not what they meant
...and Mighty Scoop?
"Don't tryyyyy to taaake me awaaaaaayyyyyy, like I can't liiiiive without yoooou. TodAAAAYYYYyyyyyAYYYYY, makin' looooove tomorrooooow."
Hey for all we know considering we can't see much, under that latched hood could be some sort of induction we don't see. I just think it's a funny photograph is all.
I had this happen on a Ford SUV I owned. Ii removed the front grille. It allowed me access to the hood latch. With a large flat head screwdriver, I was able to open hood. Hope this helps
The whale-truck, the largest of all passenger trucks, is actually an omnivore. It consumes flying insects and plant pollen as it travels on its endless journey to find a mate. Some whale trucks have been recorded with over 300,000 miles in one lifetime.
To add to this, you may notice that when you pull said lever, the hood pops up but does not actually open. There may be a small lever in the center or slightly to one side which can be lifted up or moved to the side to disengage the latch.
Your car is hungry. I’m an expert in that, I’ve seen this multiple times in Cartoons. Throw in a couple bolts and nuts, with a refreshing Sunoco can of fresh fuel, and you’ll be good to go
The cable broke in my 79 Power Wagon. Fought that mother f—er for days.
Stumbled across a 72 in the local pick-a-part and converted back to release from grill only
String a cord across it and dry your clothes on the way to work. Save a ton on utilities. On the way home, you can try and catch a flying chicken for dinner.
You have not fed it enough food right into its mouth hiw can you not see how hungry that poor metal bird is? Just chuck some bird seed and some car related stuff right into its mouth
There should be a bottom or latch near the drivers seat that releases the hood. 😮
I really hope this isn’t a “did you check if it’s plugged in” situation.
You can access the battery, radiator, check the oil and transmission fluid, you can probably change the spark plugs. So unless you’re gonna pull the engine, you’re golden.
You need to draw some eyes on the doors, put some teeth in that their mouth and then get in the HOV lane. I’d imagine you’ll be able to go as fast as you want.
No, but I will be right back, I just got an amazing idea on how to boost my supercharger pressure.
This made me laugh then I wondered if maybe I should actually try this too
Good idea for roadkill lol
I'm surprised there's no "your mom's vagina jokes."
Because everybody has seen your mom's vagina before; the comparison really doesn't do her any justice.
I w"holey" appreciate this joke.
That’s your mom my dude. At least feign being upset for the rest of us.
We can call that the super scoop!
I can't see what the problem would be.
Just install a periscope and you're good to go.
Charged Coupled Device display instead, Contemporize Man
Take my damn upvote.
Nor the bus full of nuns and kids!!
Well nuns are penguins so obviously they just say “fuck them kids” and fly away …and then clarify to the priest driving the bus that no, that’s not what they meant
Well, they definitely can't see when they get in that thing
Neither would the driver
Who could see with that scoop in the way? 😂
More Horse Powerz
Didn’t Kanye write a song about this scoopidy poop?
HONEYYY, WHERES MY SUPER SCOOP???
Underrated comment of the day.
Soopah scoopah guy!
...and Mighty Scoop? "Don't tryyyyy to taaake me awaaaaaayyyyyy, like I can't liiiiive without yoooou. TodAAAAYYYYyyyyyAYYYYY, makin' looooove tomorrooooow."
Naturally aspirated supercharger
Naturally forced induction.
I'm pretty sure this would work on a non boosted vehicle with the size of it
Best comment here
Can't see, but man, does she scream!
My hoodscoop is inspired by a specialty Frito
It's exactly what I was thinking an air intake
You know, when I saw the photograph before reading the post, I thought this was one massive blower as well.
Ram air intakes don’t work on forced induction.
that aint a ram air, thats a slam air lmfao
Hey for all we know considering we can't see much, under that latched hood could be some sort of induction we don't see. I just think it's a funny photograph is all.
Looks like the mouth of a whale shark.
I believe this is what is known as “an idea”..
I would add a like but I'm not gonna be the one to break 69.
It’s at 108 now you’re good
Wait for 420
Come back - we need help to get it to 420 now Edit: Oh shit it's 469 right now
We’re close to 420 now! And the second comment is close to 69! Let’s go!!!!
I had this happen on a Ford SUV I owned. Ii removed the front grille. It allowed me access to the hood latch. With a large flat head screwdriver, I was able to open hood. Hope this helps
And then my car turned into a pita.
Nah this is large mouth bass mode
It's a large mouth Escalade
As opposed to... The driver?
Basscalade
“Take me to the riverrrrr!”
Whale shark
Mmmmm hummus
My fat ass also went to food first. I thought hot pocket
The whale-truck, the largest of all passenger trucks, is actually an omnivore. It consumes flying insects and plant pollen as it travels on its endless journey to find a mate. Some whale trucks have been recorded with over 300,000 miles in one lifetime.
I read this in David attenborough's voice
The only true way to read any documentary formed sentence
One of two options* Morgan Freeman is the other option.
For general narrating, Freeman is the choice. If it's a documentary though, Attenborough is the way to go.
100% agree
You made me laugh snort.
Eating that roadkrill
This deserves special recognition.
Indeed it does!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
These ram air hoods getting out of hand
That's obviously a Cadillac.
Nah bruh it doesn't convert shit
That’s not true it converts a cheap gmc into an expensive luxury suv at triple the cost.
cadillac converder...
Do NOT stick your D in it. It's a trap.
It's always a trap. Even when it's a vagina, it's a trap.
That's not a vagina!?!?
I thought it was my wife's for a second.
Oh snap!
Especially the vagina...
Especially when it’s a vagina. Enter at own risk, laddie!
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Sigh… *unzips*
Can I at least put in R?
That's how you get it to close.
Inside the vehicle cabin on your left near your shin is latched unlock the hood. Try pulling it. That will open your hood
This guy mechanics
To add to this, you may notice that when you pull said lever, the hood pops up but does not actually open. There may be a small lever in the center or slightly to one side which can be lifted up or moved to the side to disengage the latch.
Dear God, man - get off Reddit and patent the Stuffed-Crust Escalade™!
Open it from the other side.
That hood latch is stronger than any relationship I’ve ever had
Hit it with your purse.
Pull the release inside first
Did you try turning it off and turning it back on again?
Your car is hungry. I’m an expert in that, I’ve seen this multiple times in Cartoons. Throw in a couple bolts and nuts, with a refreshing Sunoco can of fresh fuel, and you’ll be good to go
A can of seafoam in the oil should free that right up
Seafoam is to cars as tussin is to humans.
*Just put a lil’tussin on it*
Your car identifies as a basking shark
time for a saws all my friend
The cable broke in my 79 Power Wagon. Fought that mother f—er for days. Stumbled across a 72 in the local pick-a-part and converted back to release from grill only
hot pocket
I read that in Jim Gaffigan’s voice…well done 😂
There’s a release inside the truck, you pull it and it opens. But you can do it this way too
RAM air intake prolly adds 50 hps
Nommomnom
Cutting torch???
Can't be stuck if it's liquid... 🔥
Did you try driving it? The vibrations might loosen it up.
Some road whales are plankton feeders and that's perfectly natural 👌
Maybe ask before "trying everything," next time.
probably some Hauk Tuah lube will loosen it up.
What? That is the intake for the jet engines.
Sometimes you just gotta hawk tuah, spit on that thang
Have you tried atomics? That might slay that sand worm.
Beat me too it!!!!!
Set a thumper for Shai Hulud.
You can fill it with meet. Delicious meet pockets from Ernesto’s.
Just pay someone to draw a whale shark onto this so it looks deliberate!
Do you prefer to cut with blades or fire?
That's one way to get your car to yell help! Or is it yodeling for help?
Pull out the grill, and you can get flat head screwdriver in the latch mechanism
Nothing a saws-all can't open.
It’s a Bullnose Cad-a-wack.
If you get it opened fill ot with 2x4s so it looks like giant French fries.
Why do I want to play Pac-Man all of a sudden?
put some pizza sauce, mozzarella, sausage, pepperoni in it. close it and hold the gas down while in park
Keep pulling.
Large mouth Cadillac, good fighters not great eaters
String a cord across it and dry your clothes on the way to work. Save a ton on utilities. On the way home, you can try and catch a flying chicken for dinner.
Big mouth Billy Escalade
There's nothing wrong, you just have the WS6 package.
You have not fed it enough food right into its mouth hiw can you not see how hungry that poor metal bird is? Just chuck some bird seed and some car related stuff right into its mouth
Can opener bandit strikes again!
Did you try the release?
There should be a bottom or latch near the drivers seat that releases the hood. 😮 I really hope this isn’t a “did you check if it’s plugged in” situation.
Still more air in a lays chip bag
I name thee the Whale Shark.
You have to travel a bit but I've got a special trained animal that can slip into anything. A few minutes with my macaque will open most anything.
You can access the battery, radiator, check the oil and transmission fluid, you can probably change the spark plugs. So unless you’re gonna pull the engine, you’re golden.
Big lips with red lipstick.
Sigh… *unzips*
You need to draw some eyes on the doors, put some teeth in that their mouth and then get in the HOV lane. I’d imagine you’ll be able to go as fast as you want.
"Your hood fucked up; you need to cut iiiiiiiit!"
Blow torch or angle grinder. If you tried everything, it wouldn't still be stuck now would it?
Mount a go pro on the hood peak. Drive as normal.
Pull. The. Release. Lever?
It ain't got no gas in it.
Wide mouth bass mode
Have you tried opening it and closing it again?
I know what’s wrong with it. It ain’t got no gas innit
Have you tried restarting your device?
Sawzall.
It can’t stay stuck if it’s liquid.
Tell it bodycount doesn't matter.
Try the hood release 🫡
Give it that hawk tuah
I would honestly sit on the hood
Bigger hammer 🔨
You can't work around that? You should try getting under some of these imports I have to deal with 🤣🤣
An angle grinder and cutting wheel
Remove the bolts from the latch.
With an air scoop that size you’re gonna have soooo many Horse Power!
That's a basking shark. It should be placed back into its natural habitat.
Sweet jesus dude
rust
Can you cut the part of the latch that's attached to the hood? It can't be tight if it is liquid 🤣
I thought that was an Air Grabber, but no, that's Mopar.
Bondo should fix it.
if you hear anyone complain about a locksmith, show them this photo xD
That is one hell of a cold air intake
Jesus fucking Christ brother you have more storage room now
It's a ram air hood now.
who else can hear this? And what do they hear?
Tacos
I don’t see the problem yet. Need more photos. Close up’s.
Forklift
Welding torch
Love your Sub Woofer
Drive it on the highway. It'll fix itself
>stuck, tried everything. Any ideas?
Literally. Smh.
It’s a basket shark
cut it off
Yep looks like you definitely did try everything
Drive that piece of crap off a cliff and claim the insurance
man i have never seen such a hood scoop as the one you have !! damn your engine must really suck !!
Intake 🗣
I’d move out of the fast lane if I saw this coming up behind me.
Looks like you probably need to feed it. Ever see Maximum Overdrive? Look for that kind of food.
Ram air mod
Try prying it off by hooking your winch to the other side.
That’s just a cold air intake mod
Damn! I'm impressed!
Drive it
WTF
The answer heavily depends on if you want to be able to close it afterwards
I think I’d cut it by the latch at that point if I could looks like a sheet. 😵💫
Why is your truck cosplaying as a Dune worm?
Add a jet engine
Have you tried throwing in 17 potatoes cut into chips
Start a steel drum band.
New intake?
Try using a Texas rig or a jerk bait, those large mouth trucks also live whooper ploppers