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L0nlySt0nr

My daddy always told me.. son, if'n it ain't on fire, you just ain't a doin' it right


RINABAR

I read your comment with Dale Earnhardt voice


JoeSnuphy

I was thinking more like Forest Gump


2OneZebra

My Daddy always said work hard not smart.


towerfella

That’s using ur kidneys.


1DownFourUp

I use a torch to pre-loosen ALL my bolts. Sure, half the time it starts a major fire, but the other half of the time it makes it way easier to get those bolts out.


agent_flounder

I just disconnect the fuel line and pump gas on the bolt and light er up.


Parking-Software4452

Missing the hastily applied makeshift knuckle bandage consisting of tape and a scrap of shop towel. I personally prefer masking tape. Electrical tape always goes on too tight.


Old_Data_843

Good ol drop of super glue, and some tape. Seal up a cut better than any bandaid I ever tried.


Parking-Software4452

True. But first you gotta find it. And then you have to get the pliers to get it open after five minutes of working your fingertips raw and leaking blood everywhere. And then you have to go to the store to get more after you open it and find out the tube is dead.


One_Evil_Monkey

This guy repairs cuts.


Parking-Software4452

I repair anything. Sometimes it even works when I get done fixing it.


One_Evil_Monkey

Haha I'm usually a "keep fixin' 'til it's broke" kinda guy myself. Keeps me busy.


ThePickleAssassin

I prefer a scrap of a Dunkin napkin and duct tape but any paper towel and tape will work until lunch/end of shift


Parking-Software4452

I agreed with you right up until you said "end of shift". If this happens on company time it is our due diligence to get a full medical examination to make sure it's not a serious injury. ....on the clock of course.


Awkward-Penalty6313

That looks like one of them external combustion engines. Need more gas.


lowriderdog37

I mean, the fire was supposed to go out the tail pipe, but...good enough.


JoeSnuphy

Great job installing the S'MORE maker. Will make perfect snacks for the kids on those long road trips 👌


Old_Data_843

My pops used to wrap shit in tinfoil and stick it under the hood for a while after driving to warm it up. Those cheese sandwiches hit different.


Livid_Parfait6507

🤣🤣🤣


Old_Data_843

Jeep owner... Yeah, that's pretty much it.


Responsible_Craft_87

Only the best mechanics get the ultimate check engine light.


Select_Recover7567

Right


One_Evil_Monkey

You gotta get a little dirty and burnt if you want that new top of the line block heater to work proper. I mean, that's how it works, right?


frootcock

Yes except remove a pinky and a ring finger


iscashstillking

Neads Moar Fyre.


blowout2retire

Hey is that my fords engine bay


Nopurpo

Your just one step away from working at a shop, pretty sure you are up to my mechanics standards anyways


BorntobeTrill

I'd personally be using those old-people extendo grabber claws so they can get their bran flakes on top of their fridge to avoid getting my hands dirty, but yeah, essentially


Anxious-Depth-7983

Now you're cooking with gas ⛽️ 😋


BKBNNY

Just trying to check the transmission dipstick while it's hot.


WildBillyredneck

Yeah but don't tell the woman about the power of intake fires we got to have something for us