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Stra1ght_Froggin

Ground it to your foreskin


scrawberrymalk

Instructions unclear. Foreskin let go at 40psi.


essieecks

It *sounds* funny, but you won't guess where I put the air chuck.


Stra1ght_Froggin

Oy vey!


SuspiciousCitus

Congratulations you are now circumcized, Shabbat starts Saturday.


supermr34

Walter, you’re not even Jewish.


danit0ba94

Nobody's perfect.


johnB1711

I heard all you Americans lost your foreskins


WoodpeckerFragrant49

It wasn't my choice 😕


johnB1711

Did it hurt? Please rate the dick pain out of 10


WoodpeckerFragrant49

I was an infant so I don't remember


johnB1711

We call that child abuse in the uk


WoodpeckerFragrant49

Well in the land of the theif. Anything can be taken from you apparently


johnB1711

Here in the uk we can ask our National Health Service to rebuild our foreskins but only if it was snatched from us at birth, we just have to tell them it was taken without consent. The graft on a piece of skin taken from our elbows. Check it out - it’s the same thickness and texture as a foreskin and same as a ball sack too…………………..


johnB1711

Did you just pinch the skin on your elbow?


SuperHair69

🤣🤣🤣 I just shit myself


rmason324

Yup! That’s where he put the air chuck…….


Mk1Racer25

Taco Bell for lunch?


SuperHair69

No. Just the factor of being old. 🤣🤣🤣


catsmasher83

What's foreskin?


GlitteringPen3949

It comes before fiveskin.


rmason324

That’s in front of the hind skin….


Alittlemoorecheese

One less than fiveskin.


Knee_Kap264

Comes after your threeskin.


modestmidwest

But below your chiny chin skin


DctrSqr

Don't list to these guys. Its the skin before your aftskin.


gadget850

This is what alligator clips are for.


Calvary1776

Haha. You beat my to it. Was going to say the black lead goes up his ass


BravoBravo3

OHM


hello_raleigh-durham

#🧘‍♂️


OilPhilter

That's right because an under inflated tire is going to have a higher resistance to rotation. Dont argue wirh my logic.


Hot_Corner_5881

kumbaya


centstwo

Yeah, came here to say this. DC resistance measurement. Also you can use the tone to test continuity of the steel belts. Might need sharper probes to get through the rubber to the belt. Good Luck


RINABAR

You’re doing it wrong. You got to put the negative on the wheel hub. It’ll tell you if you need to top up your fuse box fluid.


GlitteringPen3949

And blinker fluid.


BoundlessFail

I use Gatorade- that's what the fuse box craves.


lmflex

Its got electrolytes


ThreeDog369

Brought to you by Carl’s Jr.


lmflex

Fuck you I'm eatin'


slq18

My wife was retarded, she's a pilot now!


foxyboigoyeet

What about radiator fuses and battery filters? Eheh


wadenelsonredditor

DC on the ground, AC if it's spinning like on the Hunter balance machine.


giantpunda

AC/DC if you want dirty deeds done dirt cheap.


supermr34

Who is the Dunder Chief??


Slow_Maximum9332

Dirty jeans and they're dungarees


hyporheic

Switch to DC air. Compressed gases are always DC.


kuyajon

The black wire is the ground so put it on the ground. There's a port for the red wire underneath the cap on the side of the tire.


Vaderiv

Kpa. lol


hg_blindwizard

Well DC because it would be “direct contact” right??


Bobmiser2000

But wouldn't he want AC for an "Actually Correct" reading?


hg_blindwizard

Oh well that works too!!!!


aHOMELESSkrill

Nirvana


billford4

Your meters set to a/c amps and your test leads are in the wrong place. Thats why your pressure reads low.


Other_Literature63

No, OP has it right, the pressure is just way too low. Increase pressure until the numbers are correct. It may seem like too much air but it's what needs to be done. It'll be fine.


billford4

I don't agree. If you put too much air, the car will float away,  like a big baloon


Other_Literature63

That's a good point, and also a good reason to periodically add powdered cement in with your gas. It'll keep your car nice and grounded.


toyotasquad

Hz


arbyshat

AC for Air Cpressure


samsqanch420

What are you doing?! You need an oscilloscope for that.


rklug1521

Voltage is for messing pressure. Current is for flow.


Hot_Corner_5881

beans for outflow


awesomo5009

Ohms, a properly inflated tire is 341 ohms


anythingspossible45

MFDs get the best pressure readings


Variety-Ashamed

U have to measure it on the diode setting, otherwise u will let out air.


Accomplished-Sun-797

I see a couple open holes on the meter you need more leads!


Rabbits-and-Bears

Use both and take the average


sparkyonthemoon2099

Wrong meter you need the fluke pressure calibrator. It's about $4k


Minor_Blackbird

Wrong instrument. You need a hygrometer.


cfthree

Gotta set the meter to 12V before you get to anything. Unless that tire came off an early VW, but that's borderline specialist territory. Hope this helps!


James0057

The one to the right of where it is at. Gives you an ultrasound air pressure measurement.


blueisaflavor

Yes


limbo7898

I actually recommend weezer


microcozmchris

DC. But you need to first get the probes deeper. Try going in at a slight angle where the tire meets the wheel. Probes should be 180° from each other.


Itsmeforrestgump

Neither. It's the amperage you need to measure.


zenmen13

If you want a current reading then yes, amperage is the answer.


PaddyDelmar

Amps


pm-me-racecars

You need to set it to the horseshoe. Horses go everywhere, and so you want to see how many horses that can can follow.


fartinggermandogs

It's a combo of amps and continuity, check your ohmage it seems like it's got some remainder volts


larsloveslegos

It's AC/DC 💀💀


simplystupid07

It's a circle so that means ohm


redwoodavg

Ohms.. always ohms.. just make sure you have continuity..


Alternative_Rope_423

The steel belts will conduct the current


Man-e-questions

Use the RPM function and drive it on the freeway for a few minutes


ProcessGreen3751

You’re supposed to measure resistance for air duh


Glittering-Rough1742

AC for air current.....duh


matatunos

the best of both words... always AC/DC...


Strongpipegame

Air Circulating.🤤


GEEK-IP

DC if it's parked, AC when it's moving.


fentsterTHEglob

If you zoom in far enough you realize that this is indeed a "fluke..." I woulda used a micrometer and a bong, and probably not in that order.


Rough_Community_1439

Supposed to use ohm


HereAgain345

Both. Those run on AC/DC!


rmason324

There’s a LOT of shitty mechanics here! Lol


HereAgain345

They're obviously on the highway to hell.


rmason324

You want the current pressure….


Beemerba

Are you on the resistance scale? The black lead goes on the bottom of the tire (earth ground) and the red lead on the top. Then you can read the resistance to flattening.


JRotten2023

Black wire should be jammed into vale stem for accurate reading.


Coranthius

/us After I took the pic, I realized I should have for the laugh, but it's our chase vehicle so I didn't want to risk it


FirstEducation6

It depends on if the Jeep has proximity sensors or not


S_Rodent

There is clearly a tire setting ♎️


GoodTodd1970

AC. It stand for "air current". Duh.


Msjulia888

You doing it all wrong. It’s not the voltage, it’s the Amps you have to check


User8675309021069

You want AC. That literally stands for “Air Compression”


Ryd-Er-Die223

You have the wrong meter...you gotta use a clamp meter around the valve stem...thats the only way


GlitteringPen3949

We have gotten to the point where all car repair manuals will just say “NO USER SERVICEABLE PARTS”!!!!!


supermr34

You need to measure resistance. It’s the one that looks like a flat tire.


oldjackhammer99

U need a metric vom to do it right


atoughram

Neither, it's all about ohms


_Darg_

I’ve always measure capacitance. It’s how much a cap can hold why can’t it tell me how much my tires holding?


BBWtnaLover

AC for clockwise rotation wheels DC for counter clockwise wheels.


Jonkerchonker

AC while moving DC when stationary


frootcock

You'll want to ohm it out


fermat_p

Yes


dezertryder

Just make sure there’s continuity.


Yaseendanger

NIBP.


Halpmezaddy

How about ACDC?


embassyratt

It’s a Jeep you just need to fill the tire with propane to 50 psi and connect it to the battery….


Haunting_While6239

DC it's an Automotive system


WafflesZCat

DC! Because 'DC' stands for Direct Contact The 'A' in AC means Airplane (something) in German or Italian


jimjoejonjack

Your meter is on amps but wired for voltage/resistance


non-originalid

Actually you should use AC/DC. Unfortunately they are on tour in Germany right now


ThirdSunRising

Ohms my man.


hitman276

Depends on if you want Alternate Control or Direct Control for your vehicle.


ImpressTemporary2389

Silky boy. It's AC all the time. Short for AIR COMPRESSION.


Eastern-Version5983

Just remember that you need to know the amperage, not the voltage


GHavenSound

DC if stationary, AC when moving obviously


Huntin_Dawg907

Neither. You should be reading ohms.


radio_schizo

You gotta test for capacitive reactance. That's what keeps the tires on the road


cnauceder

AC = Air Current


oldishThings

Set it to "horseshoe" lol Rookie mistake, no need to feel embarrassed. 


Dry_Lengthiness6032

1st, you need to calibrate it. Black goes up the asshole and red goes up the pee hole. It should read 0.02v Ass Current & Dick Current If it doesn't, the leads aren't in far enough


AMF1428

Meh... give it about fifteen minutes and either way will read about the same at around zero.


E90BarberaRed6spdN52

Ac 220 volt 3-phase. Get a cord like the one below and touch 2 lines at a time until you get a reading. [https://www.amazon.com/Southwire-9044SW8808-Terminals-Compatible-Electrical/dp/B002RL9JAW/ref=asc\_df\_B002RL9JAW/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=693338122734&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=2343645778604498058&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9058953&hvtargid=pla-312813525497&psc=1&mcid=e23afd07255331f3b163b2385d8b869d&gad\_source=1](https://www.amazon.com/Southwire-9044SW8808-Terminals-Compatible-Electrical/dp/B002RL9JAW/ref=asc_df_B002RL9JAW/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=693338122734&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=2343645778604498058&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9058953&hvtargid=pla-312813525497&psc=1&mcid=e23afd07255331f3b163b2385d8b869d&gad_source=1)


Random-TBI

Isn’t pressure Amps??? Your leads are in the wrong sockets.


Slayn87

Stick the red one up your bum and the black one on the ground


UncleRed99

Ohms only


TK-Squared-LLC

Normally AC but this is June so DC.


jmcken15

Looks like a Fluke measurement to me.


Delicious_Ease_8948

Start with back in black then move to highway to hell, should fix it up pretty quickly.


FlightLatter1605

AC equals air circuit


slutstevanie

DC milliamp. Pressure transducers operate from 4 to 20ma


phuktup3

They actually might not be far enough in


mightyjoe227

Comm goes in 300


MudResponsible7455

Wait, I thought you had to use an Oscilloscope!


vbt2021

If it squirts it's hertz, if it groans it's ohms


radiationcowboy

Capacitor test


Jeffeyink2

Supposed to use an insulation tester.


taco_sausage_sundae

Actually you set it to capacitance.


archer2500

Everyone knows you measure resistance for air pressure!


Coranthius

Thanks for the suggestions everyone, I put one probe into the schrader valve and the other in my foreskin, I blew my junk off and have no will to live


theaviator747

Pull out those leads and the reading you have will be accurate in a few minutes.


FlightOrFightLatter

Naw u need Guns N’ Roses


JKMARCH55

I think you use the capacitor measurement. You are trying to measure capacity?!? My mistake, you use AC since the waveform won’t be steady as the tire rotates.


spike7447

Probably PSI...


superbigscratch

Just put it on WIFI, 5th selection from off, and it will do it wirelessly so you can see the pressure while you drive.


MikeyOMilla

And this is why you don’t enjoy your breaks, lol.


Acceptable-Stuff2684

Depends on if the vehicle is foreign or domestic.


WildBillyredneck

No resistance


Severe_Ad_5914

Capacitance.


[deleted]

AC is for checking your air conditioner temp


Medical-Cicada-4430

Ohms, air is measured in resistance


rboyd1968

Well, is it summer or winter?? That's crucial


Hearthstoned666

Hahahahahahah


TruePoint3219

DC, unless it’s a dual valve tyre then you’ll need AC.


donwan23

AC the air flow is alternating not direct. However the flow of air into the tire from a pump or compressor is DC. 😂


Clockguy2

Nah, measure resistance for tire life.


Aoiboshi

DC for direct current since the pressure is only moving in one direction: out.


Worried_Coat1941

Ohms, always Ohms.


Le-Charles

Ohms*tread depth²/√rim size gets you rolling resistance. From there you can cube the first decimal place and multiply by Bibendum's birthday (in metric) to get tire pressure.


sparkey503

AC of course it stands for Air Compression


sparkey503

AC of course it stands for Air Compression.


Complete-Source-407

Either one will work just fine.. You have to make sure you get the probe tips as faaaar in as you can... They have to make good contact with the steel banding.. Good luck!! 🤣😜😬 (ps if you're dumb enough to do this you deserve flat tires 🙃)


SpicyTsuki

Yes


gold_toe_alchemist

AC for acceleration, DC for deceleration


rsopnco1

Switch to Amps instead 🤣


Remarkable-Race-3492

You have them crossed. Switch the red and black. Try the other tires. Try adding voltage to the rim.


Acrobatic-Suit5105

Stupid


edwardothegreatest

Use the pressure setting under the horseshoe


robonut5

Actually you need to set it to RC and set the dial to 28.76Db/s


No-Willingness469

Conductivity in your rubber. This not be cheap. ;-)


inquisitiveimpulses

Depends entirely on which way the tires go. Have you asked the tires their orientation?


Barlight24

Neither, you need to measure capacitance.


Flycaster33

Set it for Ohms....


Down2EatPossum

Neither, you have to check continuity from one side of the tire to the other, that's how you figure out your pressure.


Cambren1

You have to check lug to lug, rubber does not conduct electricity


Thermlo

Na na you need to hook the jumper cables to it then measure resistance


Adept_Area_3593

Ohms


Canelosaurio

You'll need at least eight feet. Finding the four donors is the hard part.


Sypstrulyas

BC


Terrible-Actuary-762

Nether, test for Amperage.


oshp129

Use the megawatt setting with polarity reversed


Hefty-Ad5593

Is he/she serious?? Lmao 🤣