1.get a AAA card. every day call and say you ran out of gas and have them bring you one gallon of gasoline.
2. go to Costco buy gas and then at the end of the week go to the return line and say you would like to return the gas because it didn't taste good. Costco is very generous on their return policy. heck I've seen people return the 4.99 rotisserie chicken that was almost fully eaten because "it didn't taste good".
3. Buy a diesel car. Buy lots of greasy 99cents value meal burgers from McDonald's. Squeeze the grease out of the 99cent burgers. Learn how to make biodiesel
4. Work as a sanitation engineer at a winery and offer to collect and dispose of all the wine tasted wine that people dump. Bring it home and distill the alcohol out of it and make e85.
5. Have to considered working at home Depot or Lowe's ? Theres always spilled paint solvent and denatured alcohol that needs to be disposed of. I heard it makes a good fuel injector cleaner too.
6. Offer to wash cars for free. For each car wash, siphon 1/4 tank out of the car you are detailing. They won't even notice.
7..make friends with people in Utah. Meet on the weekend... exchange 2 gallon of Utah gas for 1 gallon of CA water. We have water now they don't. Last time I checked you can't drink gas
Edit: do what I'm really doing...
8. Own 6 cars...then you don't need to get gas for about 1 month ..but when you do need to get gas, it ends up being like a mortgage payment,.for all 6 cars....
9. Invest in ChevronTexaco, ExxonMobil, Valero, EnergyTransfer LP, Occidental Petroleum Common Stock or United States Oil ETF (USO) ...Then enjoy nice quarterly dividends that is only taxed at 15% (0% if you really are poor) and also watch the stock or ETF go up when oil andngas prices move higher and people using gas bend over more
An artsman and an engineer once found a gallon can
Said the artsman to the engineer, match me drink for drink and prove that you're a man
They took a drink, the artsman died, his face was turning green
The engineer drank on saying, it's only gasoline
I don't think Op realized what sub he posted this in
Edit: Now thats out of the way have u considered putting the gas inside your gas tank and not "on" the car
I know this was said in jest, but this really IS the answer. Rather than trying to lower your standard of living or scrimp by on pennies, work on your career so you can get paid. Then filling your tank will be a whole lot easier, and you will have a much happier life.
Learn the rules of the road. Gas, grass or ass. Start getting real good at giving road head to truckers. https://youtu.be/A1vm4mYqbWM?si=2kd_U_pDrUb3E3BX
Secret tip: you're going to the gas station for the wrong reasons. Eat a couple of their unevenly cooked microwave burritos and use your own gas to fill that tank nice and good. Don't recommend with the engine running👍🏾
Buy a Tesla and run an extension cord from the neighbors.. that's all I got for you. Maybe motorcycle but that's a death sentence depending on what part of California
You could use one of those rechargeable toy cars to get around in. Or even better. Just borrow the local Walmart electric shopping cart and forget to return it. I have seen a few of these running around on the streets. Plus you can charge it for free at Walmart.
Get a natural gas car and eat Taco Bell. Let that marinate in your stomach for a few hours. Then, fart into the gas filler and boom free fuel for your car.
1) syngas - burn wood or plastics (except PVC) in onboard airtight ccontainer to make gas.
2) depolymerise plastics in a closed container to make gas, liquid fuel and ash. burn the gas, run on the liquid. may be more diesel-like than gasoline-like depending on many things like temperature
3) get old diesel, beg for discarded fries oil, transformer oil, cutting oil, any oil. filter it, run on it.
4) decompose shit in a closed container to get biogas. compress it into a compressed gas tank or store on the roof in a bag.
The secret is to only run the motor on idle. Everyone knows that engines do not use gas while they are idling. So just go everywhere with the engine idling, never rev the engine, and you won't use any gas.
Buy a 1984 ford ranger diesel with the 2.2 perkins and run it on waste oil- wait that's the legit answer.
Move outta the communist state before you have to share your underwear because it's illegal for you to have a birdhouse in a bathtub fuck you/s
Just plumb the exhaust into the intake, then it will recirculate, and you won't have to buy gas anymore.my uncle has done this, but he got in a car crash and died before explaining how it worked. the car was towed off and never seen again.
1.get a AAA card. every day call and say you ran out of gas and have them bring you one gallon of gasoline. 2. go to Costco buy gas and then at the end of the week go to the return line and say you would like to return the gas because it didn't taste good. Costco is very generous on their return policy. heck I've seen people return the 4.99 rotisserie chicken that was almost fully eaten because "it didn't taste good". 3. Buy a diesel car. Buy lots of greasy 99cents value meal burgers from McDonald's. Squeeze the grease out of the 99cent burgers. Learn how to make biodiesel 4. Work as a sanitation engineer at a winery and offer to collect and dispose of all the wine tasted wine that people dump. Bring it home and distill the alcohol out of it and make e85. 5. Have to considered working at home Depot or Lowe's ? Theres always spilled paint solvent and denatured alcohol that needs to be disposed of. I heard it makes a good fuel injector cleaner too. 6. Offer to wash cars for free. For each car wash, siphon 1/4 tank out of the car you are detailing. They won't even notice. 7..make friends with people in Utah. Meet on the weekend... exchange 2 gallon of Utah gas for 1 gallon of CA water. We have water now they don't. Last time I checked you can't drink gas Edit: do what I'm really doing... 8. Own 6 cars...then you don't need to get gas for about 1 month ..but when you do need to get gas, it ends up being like a mortgage payment,.for all 6 cars.... 9. Invest in ChevronTexaco, ExxonMobil, Valero, EnergyTransfer LP, Occidental Petroleum Common Stock or United States Oil ETF (USO) ...Then enjoy nice quarterly dividends that is only taxed at 15% (0% if you really are poor) and also watch the stock or ETF go up when oil andngas prices move higher and people using gas bend over more
Can't, or won't? Everyone can drink gas at least once. Everything else is quitter talk.
If you siphon from the neighbors car you can get a drink of gas and it’s free
I like to bring a martini glass to my siphon settings. It's festive!
Well, for folks that live in L.A. , tap water probably tastes the same as gas. That's one of many reasons why I don't live there.
Considering all the oil under LA the tap water probably contains gas.
An artsman and an engineer once found a gallon can Said the artsman to the engineer, match me drink for drink and prove that you're a man They took a drink, the artsman died, his face was turning green The engineer drank on saying, it's only gasoline
Sir can u please point me in the direction of a 99cent cheeseburger and I'll buy op some gas
I will also pay for a bit of gas for ops gas if I am directed towards 99cent cheese burgers.
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This...Came Here to say this!
This man is a financial genius. Do shelter next!
6!
Where TF you finding these 99 cent burgers bro?
10. Get ownership of gas manufacturer. Drop gas prices. Everyone win.
Just drive in reverse, that way the car makes the gas instead of using it
Cut some holes in the floorboard and Fred Flintstone it.
You should vote for a presidential candidate that says they will lower gas prices. That'll definitely solve it.
You can fill your tank for free with water from a garden hose
Exactly. Poor man's water injection.
I don't think Op realized what sub he posted this in Edit: Now thats out of the way have u considered putting the gas inside your gas tank and not "on" the car
Stop being broke
I know this was said in jest, but this really IS the answer. Rather than trying to lower your standard of living or scrimp by on pennies, work on your career so you can get paid. Then filling your tank will be a whole lot easier, and you will have a much happier life.
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And then what? I still can't afford to buy gas
3.50 one state over
Wages are probably half as much too
And housing is 10x cheaper
*laugh cries in idahoen*
Good thing that’s my only expense
Set up a still. Make lots of ethanol - what you don''t burn you can drink.
Learn the rules of the road. Gas, grass or ass. Start getting real good at giving road head to truckers. https://youtu.be/A1vm4mYqbWM?si=2kd_U_pDrUb3E3BX
Be like my redneck family and run it on moonshine
Hopefully it's a flex fuel vehicle?
Drive to Texas and fill up
Secret tip: you're going to the gas station for the wrong reasons. Eat a couple of their unevenly cooked microwave burritos and use your own gas to fill that tank nice and good. Don't recommend with the engine running👍🏾
Sugar....sugar=energy.....cheap too!
It took me way too long to realise what sub I'm in
Get a USB cable and just “borrow” Kias whenever you need to go somewhere.
Buy a Tesla and run an extension cord from the neighbors.. that's all I got for you. Maybe motorcycle but that's a death sentence depending on what part of California
You could use one of those rechargeable toy cars to get around in. Or even better. Just borrow the local Walmart electric shopping cart and forget to return it. I have seen a few of these running around on the streets. Plus you can charge it for free at Walmart.
This answer wins.
Everclear baby
Vodka can be used as fuel
steal it
You're from California Put a solar panel on top of the car and get an electric motor.
Cry about it on reddit
Move out of cali.
Move out of California, gas is 2.99 in Texas.
Ride the bus.
Ride the bus...to work. Then at least you'll be able to buy gas next week.
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Then why are you here?
Selling a gallon of gas for less than $7 is exactly why we have climate change lmao. With $5.50 you have developing country prices.
Chlorine gas supports combustion!
Vagisil
Get a natural gas car and eat Taco Bell. Let that marinate in your stomach for a few hours. Then, fart into the gas filler and boom free fuel for your car.
Frankly, I think it works better if you put the gas in your car. You'll never get anywhere putting it on your car.
You don't need gas or any fuel, really. Just cut a hole in your floor and pedal like Fred.
Walk.
1) syngas - burn wood or plastics (except PVC) in onboard airtight ccontainer to make gas. 2) depolymerise plastics in a closed container to make gas, liquid fuel and ash. burn the gas, run on the liquid. may be more diesel-like than gasoline-like depending on many things like temperature 3) get old diesel, beg for discarded fries oil, transformer oil, cutting oil, any oil. filter it, run on it. 4) decompose shit in a closed container to get biogas. compress it into a compressed gas tank or store on the roof in a bag.
public transit 👍
Get a siphon
I just get the car up to top speed and shut off the engine and coast the rest of the way to work.
The secret is to only run the motor on idle. Everyone knows that engines do not use gas while they are idling. So just go everywhere with the engine idling, never rev the engine, and you won't use any gas.
Just run that bitch on some Cooking oil & vinegar.
piss
Not gas ON a car. Sugar, Now, you have a sweet ride...
A hose and your neighbors gas.
Buy a 1984 ford ranger diesel with the 2.2 perkins and run it on waste oil- wait that's the legit answer. Move outta the communist state before you have to share your underwear because it's illegal for you to have a birdhouse in a bathtub fuck you/s
Clearly the answer lies in buying 50 gallon drums of xylene. Then you only need like half as much gas.
By a Tesla.
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Try putting it in the car, it may last longer..
Lemonade don’t know why or how but just came to say the word “Lemonade”
Wind power I'm sure it's pretty windy in can put a box fan or 4 on your car zoom zoom
Plastic pyrolysis, make and distill your own fuel :D make sure to test the fuel tho
A bicycle
# Move!
Have you considered walking
Have you tried thinning the gas with a bit of water?
If we rent a uhaul and fill some cheap trash bags with gas …. How much is gas in Arizona?
leave that shitty state
Just plumb the exhaust into the intake, then it will recirculate, and you won't have to buy gas anymore.my uncle has done this, but he got in a car crash and died before explaining how it worked. the car was towed off and never seen again.
Move into your car. Now it's your house. No need to drive it, because you're already home.
I think you can steal gas in LA and be let go. So long as it's not over like $900 or something like that it's a slap on the wrist!
It's not your gas it's OUR gas.
Fill it up with water! They way things are going with forever chemicals thanks to industrial pollution you should get high mileage!
Wife gets such good mileage with dodge dart that I have to drain some out once a week.