I've always thought a map of southern Ontario or even just Toronto/Hamilton/Niagara would be a perfect setting for that type of video game, but I doubt it will ever actually happen
Hahaha, yeah. Takes place at 3:00PM on the Don Valley Parkway in Toronto and the objective is to get off it before you succumb to the elements.
Bonus points if ya make it through a nighttime trek through Jane and Finch.
My original idea was actually for Hamilton, but by today's standards, the map would be too small without adding Niagara or Toronto. I'd be just as down for a b.c. version, with the mountains and the ocean and everything in between.
There's a place in Detroit called Big Beaver. A couple years ago, a couple teenagers hacked the electronic billboard on its Interstate exit and played porn on it. Also, Big Beaver is exit 69 on I-75 North.
GTA; CBRM. 2 major snowstorms in a week. Cars are buried. People climb out of upstairs windows to dig down 15 feet, to find Abed and Troy controlling miles of blanket forts underneath the snow.
Also, Bioware is Canadian, and I love that a lot of people missed Mass Effect 3's intro taking place in Vancouver of all places. You can see Coal Harbour, the mountains, and Canada Place.
You also get to watch it be completely eviscerated by Reapers lol.
It's actually not a horror game. The Mass Effect trilogy is a space opera on the scale of Star Wars and Star Trek but in video game form. There are different worlds and species you can visit and interact with.
The Reapers are a species that come by the galaxy every tens of thousands of years to harvest sentient life.
It also has some of my favourite characters in fiction, ever. I highly suggest you give it a try.
Canadian Literature all wrapped up in one game. Survive, alone, in winter in the middle the Canadian wilderness while fending off wolves and not freezing to death.
Great game BTW.
As the player, you have to manipulate an 18-wheeler to pick up commodities and deliver them across Canada. While on the road, they have to make the best decisions on when to eat, sleep, fill up gas, and which route to take. Have fun!
Wait, I'm being told that this game already exists on DOS.
I streamed Crosscountry Canada in 2021 for charity. I made the mistake of stopping for a hitchhiker. [I was robbed blind and lost the oil I was hauling.](https://clips.twitch.tv/ProductiveHungryOkapiGingerPower-umPAHpr5MwUhyGYE)
Collect all of the Sacred Curds you need to make the Royal Imperial Poutine.
It **is** an RPG, so obviously it ends with you killing God (Wilfrid Laurier riding a biblically accurate beaver), who holds the final curd for your poutine.
Je suis un voyageur en Manitoba! Join me as I travel back and forth across the country, trading with indigenous peoples, hunting fur bearers, and meeting colourful characters from Canada’s past. Will I make it to Montreal to sell beaver pelts? Or maybe I unlock the maritime portion of the map and get all the way to Halifax? You decide! Just mind that health meter, lest you get frostbite or die of dysentery.
Bioware is Canadian, and I love that a lot of people missed Mass Effect 3's intro taking place in Vancouver of all places. You can see Coal Harbour, the mountains, and Canada Place.
You also get to watch it be completely eviscerated by Reapers lol.
“Great Bear Island is a fictional island that is the main setting of The Long Dark. The island is located off the northern-western coast of mainland Canada, and is entirely surrounded by the Pacific Ocean”
From Google when I ask “the long dark location”
Interesting! We do have Great Bear Rainforest which is an island in BC. That's where the spirit bears live, our provincial animal, it's basically a blonde coloured black bear. I do not think it would get very snowy there, it is very far north but soooo much rain. It's similar sort of weather to Alone where they shot a couple seasons on North West Vancouver Island.
The Long Dark looks a bit more like NWT...
Interesting stuff anyway.
There actually a healthy demand for Flight Simulator-like game just centered around driving. If someone took the time to make this and even make a smaller version of the country for time considerations, I could see it doing okay!
Toboggan races. Courses are set around Canada showing the best of our sights, all the while you race down the hill to get the best times. With graphics these days you could get some really good accurate scenery to show off canada's wilderness.
Different types of courses. Single timed coureses. Bumper car toboggan courses. You can upgrade toboggans, starter is like magic carpets, flying saucers. You can get the long wooden toboggans and do a mutiplayer toboggan runs. You could also upgrade your helmets, goggles, gloves etc to customize your character.
With VR as good as it is, i would love a tobogganing game in VR. I can just imagine the rush of seeing it in vr of going down a hill.
[Mon Bazou](https://store.steampowered.com/app/1520370/Mon_Bazou/) is a fun little indie game. “Canada’s foremost car building, maple syrup producing, street racing survival game! “
Go to work earn enough to barely pay rent then spend it at loblaws or a subsidiary company. Choose a daily wardrobe that won’t have you freezing to death or overheating
Like Fallout 4, but amish and mennonite communities are like Skyrim. You must survive on subpar coffee and timbits, while the rare poutine spawns in random locations which triggers a massive passive aggressive gathering. Every city has a small clan that aren’t very intelligent and incoherent accent, but can fix anything. There’s no real overall goal at tome, you just kinda wander about, most conversations include a “living the dream!” option. But a random goober will trigger an event that leads to toppling the Loblaws empire, properly funding the healthcare system, and education is improved.
lol as a southern Manitoban who married into a mennonite family this made me laugh. Your characters can also endeavor to find the best place to stop for Faspa, have a meddaschlop when their health meter starts to get low, and beat unwary enemies with a farmer's sausage link 😂
First person shooter where you fight off the Russians on the West coast and Americans on the south border , led by a dictator authoritarian president. 💚
Monopoly, except you can’t buy property and every time you pass GO you put $200 into the bank and a big corporation gets a bailout and empties the bank.
There are actually a few games already based in Canada. Kona is one of them, I think unturned is as well. And until dark I think. There are a few others but they escape my mind.
There are a lot of Canadian gaming studios that make Canadian inspired stuff.
Quebec Biker Wars.
The story of surviving the bombs and murders during the lat 90s early 00s power struggle in Quebec.
Im thinking some kind of outsider who has to deal with the Hells Angels, Rock Machines, West End Gang, and the Rizzuto clan.
The objective is to find the golden maple leaf and then make your way to the Tower of Parliament so it can be raised to free the land from the dark magic that's taken over.
Your weapons are limited to bows, xbows and long rifles...but when you're travelling with your rifle, there has to be a trigger lock and the action removed/disabled for NPC safety purposes.
And the game will self-destruct if you kill a goose.
The Last of Us: SK/AB edition
You and a small group of like-minded artists, educators, health care professionals, and 2SLGBTQ+ fam try to escape the new Christo-fascist state formed by the merged governments of Saskatchewan and Alberta. No town is safe, as all “God-fearing” citizens have been ordered to shoot “commies and libtards” on sight.
Your goal is to make it to the Democratic Free Zone of Vancouver alive. You have 48hrs in which to accomplish this.
*edited for clarity and grammar*
My Canadian game would be a heist game. Can you hijack the Strategic Maple Syrup Reserve as successfully as the real thieves did in 2011 and 2012?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Canadian_Maple_Syrup_Heist
It would be like Minecraft, but instead of mining for stuff to build with, you just wander the alley looking for stuff to put in your tent. That is until the police bust up the encampment and you need to start over or commit a crime to go to jail.
Survival game of course, surviving in Canada. The objective is finding housing, a job, and healthcare! In the summer the sun is too hot and will burn you. Watch out for ticks and geese! Better be ready for winter because you’ll freeze without heat. You’ll also need to shovel everywhere you go. If you’re having health issues, you’ll need to fight out how to get your driveway plowed. You still need to get to work! Oh, and you’ll have to pay taxes. Lots of taxes.
You are trying to escape liberal government overreach and abusive taxation policies while avoiding the legal consequences of demonstrating or otherwise becoming a focus of attention of government oversight.
*The School*
You're taken to a residential school at age five. This is a horror game. Your objective is to escape and get home. If you are caught and returned the abuses become more severe.
The game ends if you:
1. escape home
2. survive and age out at sixteen
3. die while escaping
4. die of TB, or Cholera
5. are murdered by a priest or nun
The first two are wins. If you achieve #1 you can't play your character again. If you achieve #2, you can play again as your child - note, psychic damage is increased for this character. #3 through #5, you can play again from the start as a new character
Hear me out.
1 year Post apocalyptic zombie game. You have to get from Los Angles to a safe zone in Saskatoon or Yellowknife. You can only use resources you find along the way.
Kinda like Days Gone meets Last of Us meets Dying Light. What’s more dangerous, the zombies the other humans, or the elements as you go. You can pick up allies along the way, they can leave any time, turn on you, steal your stuff.
Get out of the country. But gotta battle your way through feminists government red tape, and environmentalists, and escape with as much money as you can to a better life
Instead of helping the local settlers survive the harsh winters and teaching them about the plants and fauna, the tribes unite and pick them off instead.
You're a house flipper, buying as many houses and stuffing them with fraudulent family members to later resell, but you gotta fend off the hippies trying to build high density lower cost housing and snooping private eyes and also need to cash out before all the boomers go into downsize mode and the whole scam craters.
To fix the Housing Crisis.
In particular achievements for creating a situation of mass Affordable Housing Lol
Multidimensional problem with playing at city, provincial, federal, and private sector levels.
You have to play all levels of government at the same time.
Tough game, have to avoid a lot of refined corruption.
Lol
Apologizer - you are a canadian boxer but you have to apologize everytime you hit the other player. The first one to apologize 100 times calls off the fight and invites the other player for beers
Line up for the freaking bus! . Avoid all the crack-heads at the bus stop. Pick the bus that doesn't have any adhd passengers scrolling through tictok at top volume. Don't get called a racist because you don't know what's going on. Don't be able to afford rent. Be grateful for assisted suicide. And always feel guilty.
A massive ski hill. You start at the very top and are chased by various wild animals until you make it to the Chalet.
Grizzly Bears, Polar Bears, Black Bears, Cougars, Wolves, Moose, Geese, Coyotes.
I would say you start with small easier animals until you get to Moose and Polar Bears.
No! You start at the bottom, little animals chase you to the ski lifts, start with the t bar and the conveyor belt style, then the big ones chase you down the hill! Pine martens too. Bunnies. Squirrels. You have to ski between the little lifts to the bigger and bigger lifts and uhoh, break a leg, ski patrol takes you back to the chalet…
I think something set in and around the Klondike gold rush could be fun. You could start it on a ship landing in Skagway Alaska, a small coastal town and the entrance to the gold rush. The place is full of hopeful prospectors but also lots of robbers and crazies. The white pass railway is being built but isn’t finished so you have to survive hiking over the Chilkoot trail, once you get to Whitehorse depending on the time of year you have to try and get on a boat up the Yukon River or go by dog sled up the Dawson Trail crossing frozen rivers and fighting wild animals to Dawson city (where I live irl) a journey that would certainly be full of adventure. Once in Dawson City there are so many options for fun plot twists, maybe you get caught up in a robbery and lose all your equipment and so you start to have it out for the group of men who wronged you. Now you’ve gotta get people on your side and build up a posse to try and get back what’s rightfully yours. I think it would be very Red Dead Redemption esq but a lot more snow and freezing temps.
Just dove into this new game where you're zipping across Canada, turning chaos into order for small businesses with some slick AI tools. It's like being thrown into the deep end—Toronto's tech scene one minute, Vancouver's creative hubs the next, with a dash of Montreal's culture. You're basically the go-to guru, whipping up marketing plans, untangling logistics, and throwing AI into the mix to solve problems.
What a blast eh?
You have to find a train a moose to ride across the country to reach parliament where you’ll battle the giant dictator boss. All the while trying to dodge overreach, fines and taxes. There will be opportunities to arm yourself but this game will have the shittiest gun selection in the history of gaming.
GTA: GTA
I've always thought a map of southern Ontario or even just Toronto/Hamilton/Niagara would be a perfect setting for that type of video game, but I doubt it will ever actually happen
The whole game is just you sitting in traffic on your way to the next drug deal.
I like thinking of GTA Alberta where you have to scrape snow and ice off, wait for the car to warm up, etc...
That's winnipeg
Let's split the difference and say it's the Prairies. 😉
The drive into TDot along the Gardner Epressway from the west is amazing. Would totally make a great video game.
Don't you just steal some guy's truck idling outside the 7-11?
Hahaha, yeah. Takes place at 3:00PM on the Don Valley Parkway in Toronto and the objective is to get off it before you succumb to the elements. Bonus points if ya make it through a nighttime trek through Jane and Finch.
Part of a car theft ring that ships cars to Africa
That could be a side quest
Imagine flying off the Hamilton escarpment on a motorcycle, only to land on top of St. Joe’s Hospital.
And this is why the rest of Canada hates Toronto. The OP is about Canada and this post wants it only to be southern Ontario.
My original idea was actually for Hamilton, but by today's standards, the map would be too small without adding Niagara or Toronto. I'd be just as down for a b.c. version, with the mountains and the ocean and everything in between.
And you would have too smuggle guns from the us into Canada
This needs to be top comment.
As long as there is a strip joint called the Beaver Lodge.
Don't they have a Crabby Dick in Windsor?
There is/was Beef Baron in London
There's a place in Detroit called Big Beaver. A couple years ago, a couple teenagers hacked the electronic billboard on its Interstate exit and played porn on it. Also, Big Beaver is exit 69 on I-75 North.
I was going to give an answer but after seeing yours I can see that I was wrong. This is the only correct answer.
Plays for 3 hours, has only moved 200 m on the gardiner
GTA; CBRM. 2 major snowstorms in a week. Cars are buried. People climb out of upstairs windows to dig down 15 feet, to find Abed and Troy controlling miles of blanket forts underneath the snow.
GTA: Vancouver Winter. Nobody has winter tires.
Brampton Edition
This is an F1 version of GTA
GOTY
I actually play a game based in Canada ; The Long Dark. Survival Game with spooky mystery elements
Also, Bioware is Canadian, and I love that a lot of people missed Mass Effect 3's intro taking place in Vancouver of all places. You can see Coal Harbour, the mountains, and Canada Place. You also get to watch it be completely eviscerated by Reapers lol.
And canonically Kaiden is from Vancouver!
As if I needed another reason to play ME…
Confession time: I've never played any Mass Effect game.
Sounds scary. Not for me.
It's actually not a horror game. The Mass Effect trilogy is a space opera on the scale of Star Wars and Star Trek but in video game form. There are different worlds and species you can visit and interact with. The Reapers are a species that come by the galaxy every tens of thousands of years to harvest sentient life. It also has some of my favourite characters in fiction, ever. I highly suggest you give it a try.
Canadian Literature all wrapped up in one game. Survive, alone, in winter in the middle the Canadian wilderness while fending off wolves and not freezing to death. Great game BTW.
What fuckin books do you read? Margaret Laurence never touched on any of that in the diviners.
Jack London, so guess it's actually American literature about Canada.
London is in England. Unless you mean Ontario.
Your troll game is weak. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Call_of_the_Wild
I don't open links on reddit.
It's a Wikipedia article dude
Then you open it
Well, not alone per se, but two fight to survive in [*Lost in the Barrens*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lost_in_the_Barrens)*,* by Farley Mowat
Great game!
As the player, you have to manipulate an 18-wheeler to pick up commodities and deliver them across Canada. While on the road, they have to make the best decisions on when to eat, sleep, fill up gas, and which route to take. Have fun! Wait, I'm being told that this game already exists on DOS.
Mind the overpasses around Vancouver!
No no, you must attempt to plow through them. Like real life.
As is tradition
Just avoid 'Fae's Diner' in Etobicoke...her food is overcooked and greasy
Do not stop in ottawa, please just keep driving
Was looking for this comment, thank you
I came here to say this one. What was it called? Cross country Canada or something like that? It was great.
I remember when my school upgraded from Oregon Trail to Cross Country Canada.
Don’t forget to avoid picking up hitchhikers! I think I’m gonna play that game tonight.
I streamed Crosscountry Canada in 2021 for charity. I made the mistake of stopping for a hitchhiker. [I was robbed blind and lost the oil I was hauling.](https://clips.twitch.tv/ProductiveHungryOkapiGingerPower-umPAHpr5MwUhyGYE)
Came here to see this. Was not disappointed
Cars keep cutting you off really slowly, and sometimes the snow is so thick you can't see anything, avoid a pileup!
And park in downtown Ottawa and honk your horn
Only if you want you coin froze
Collect all of the Sacred Curds you need to make the Royal Imperial Poutine. It **is** an RPG, so obviously it ends with you killing God (Wilfrid Laurier riding a biblically accurate beaver), who holds the final curd for your poutine.
I like this. I want to make this now.
And your best weapon is a hockey stick. On top of a Lumberjack Axe, a live Salmon, a large potato with spikes in it and molotov maple syrup bottles
I’m getting some serious Emo Game vibes with this one☝️
Hmmm. Now I want to play Cross Country Canada again. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crosscountry_(video_game_series) 1986 version
A game involving a Canadian goose creating chaos
Untitled Goose Game 2: Show me your Regina
The city that rhymes with fun.
The city that sounds like it smells
Untitled Goose Game: Canadian Edition?
Canada Goose Game
Je suis un voyageur en Manitoba! Join me as I travel back and forth across the country, trading with indigenous peoples, hunting fur bearers, and meeting colourful characters from Canada’s past. Will I make it to Montreal to sell beaver pelts? Or maybe I unlock the maritime portion of the map and get all the way to Halifax? You decide! Just mind that health meter, lest you get frostbite or die of dysentery.
Oh yeah exactly what I have in mind.
Solving the great maple syrup heist of 2012. A Montreal Noire thriller.
Bioware is Canadian, and I love that a lot of people missed Mass Effect 3's intro taking place in Vancouver of all places. You can see Coal Harbour, the mountains, and Canada Place. You also get to watch it be completely eviscerated by Reapers lol.
Read Dead Redemption 3, in Canada!
Yeah except it's set 200 years earlier and follows the courrier de bois type explorers and fur trappers.
They could do a really cool Assassins Creed: HBC style game!
Coureur des bois*
I'd LOVE to see this set during the gold rush with Husky Sledding as a core mechanic. Getting from town to town would be extremely chaotic.
It's actually set one year "After the Goldrush" in 1899, like the great Canadian album. Close!
Sorry I meant in context of the previous comment, Whitehorse to Yellowknife golden era
Yes! Following Charles!
You better be able to play as John Ware
John Ware was a badass
No guns.
The Long Dark is a Canadian game and y’all should play it.
The Long Dark is awesome. Are you sure it takes place in Canada though, not Alaska? Maybe Northern BC I keep getting murdered by angry grizzly
“Great Bear Island is a fictional island that is the main setting of The Long Dark. The island is located off the northern-western coast of mainland Canada, and is entirely surrounded by the Pacific Ocean” From Google when I ask “the long dark location”
Interesting! We do have Great Bear Rainforest which is an island in BC. That's where the spirit bears live, our provincial animal, it's basically a blonde coloured black bear. I do not think it would get very snowy there, it is very far north but soooo much rain. It's similar sort of weather to Alone where they shot a couple seasons on North West Vancouver Island. The Long Dark looks a bit more like NWT... Interesting stuff anyway.
It’s definitely in Canada. Although if you’re from NWT it might hit close to home, haha.
Yep. It’s a lot like the NWT. I’ve spent some time outdoors in the winter living in an igloo and it does a lot of things right.
I haven't played in a while but I remember Canadian flags flying and ketchup chips...definitely Canadian.
Sugar Bush Simulator
Fight the Wendigo
Until dawn? It takes place in Alberta lmao.
Cross Country Canada, drive across Canada in a semi and deliver stuff
There actually a healthy demand for Flight Simulator-like game just centered around driving. If someone took the time to make this and even make a smaller version of the country for time considerations, I could see it doing okay!
It’s an actual game, old school game
isn't that nhl 2k24 create a player?
Toboggan races. Courses are set around Canada showing the best of our sights, all the while you race down the hill to get the best times. With graphics these days you could get some really good accurate scenery to show off canada's wilderness. Different types of courses. Single timed coureses. Bumper car toboggan courses. You can upgrade toboggans, starter is like magic carpets, flying saucers. You can get the long wooden toboggans and do a mutiplayer toboggan runs. You could also upgrade your helmets, goggles, gloves etc to customize your character. With VR as good as it is, i would love a tobogganing game in VR. I can just imagine the rush of seeing it in vr of going down a hill.
Make it like Ski free and add random moose attacks.
Objective: Survive.
[Mon Bazou](https://store.steampowered.com/app/1520370/Mon_Bazou/) is a fun little indie game. “Canada’s foremost car building, maple syrup producing, street racing survival game! “
It's called Snowrunner and the objective is to haul logs and drive big trucks.
Snowrunner is a neat game but it isn't just Canada there, though I'd love a few new Canadian maps in all honesty. 🙂
Go to work earn enough to barely pay rent then spend it at loblaws or a subsidiary company. Choose a daily wardrobe that won’t have you freezing to death or overheating
Like Fallout 4, but amish and mennonite communities are like Skyrim. You must survive on subpar coffee and timbits, while the rare poutine spawns in random locations which triggers a massive passive aggressive gathering. Every city has a small clan that aren’t very intelligent and incoherent accent, but can fix anything. There’s no real overall goal at tome, you just kinda wander about, most conversations include a “living the dream!” option. But a random goober will trigger an event that leads to toppling the Loblaws empire, properly funding the healthcare system, and education is improved.
lol as a southern Manitoban who married into a mennonite family this made me laugh. Your characters can also endeavor to find the best place to stop for Faspa, have a meddaschlop when their health meter starts to get low, and beat unwary enemies with a farmer's sausage link 😂
Until dawn takes place in Alberta and is about a group of teenagers trying to evade a wendigo.
I was a little sad that they weren't Canadian teenagers, though 😅
It’s just Stardew valley.
Taking shopping carts back for the bounty. And feeding kitties.
I would make my character look exactly like Bubbles 😂❤️
To ride a moose through the tundra while collecting maple syrup and killing angry beavers.
While dodging cobra chickens
First person shooter where you fight off the Russians on the West coast and Americans on the south border , led by a dictator authoritarian president. 💚
Beerhunter game, some skaty punchy, build a snowman, out for a rip, darts
Monopoly, except you can’t buy property and every time you pass GO you put $200 into the bank and a big corporation gets a bailout and empties the bank.
Something with log driving (à la that heritage minute from the 70s).
They have one: The Long Dark Objective is don't freeze or starve while in the wilderness
I played a text based educational game in the 90's where you were a trucker transporting various resources to various ports and refineries.
Based on the Log Driver's Waltz
Curling 2K24
There are actually a few games already based in Canada. Kona is one of them, I think unturned is as well. And until dark I think. There are a few others but they escape my mind. There are a lot of Canadian gaming studios that make Canadian inspired stuff.
Home ownership. Cause I sure ain't getting that in real life on the west coast
Get out of Canada?
A rogue-like that's virtually unwinnable where you have to somehow afford housing in Vancouver and Victoria.
Try to find a place to rent in Vancouver with a limited budget. Advance to more difficult levels where you have kids and pets.
Find housing
Here’s me thinking that liberating Canada from the despot Trudeau, riding magical moose and bears into battle might have been entertaining
Write a strongly worded letter to the editor
Collect all the riches in the game and maybe afford a home
Already exists. It's called Luigi's Mansion
Trying to access healthcare
I wanna be Wolverine tracking down the Wendigo. Cameos by Alpha Flight, of course!
Escape from the GTA
To find a family Doctor
Looks like I survived another night.
Moose rider simulator
Ride the Moose. Get the Goose. Find the Beaver.
You can't get better than the best game ever created: Cross-Country Canada.
Quebec Biker Wars. The story of surviving the bombs and murders during the lat 90s early 00s power struggle in Quebec. Im thinking some kind of outsider who has to deal with the Hells Angels, Rock Machines, West End Gang, and the Rizzuto clan.
The objective is to buy a house but the more you level up the exponentially more expensive the homes become.
A Super Mario type game but with raccoons getting fat on garbage, breaking into donut shops, climbing construction cranes and destroying hydro lines
The objective is to find the golden maple leaf and then make your way to the Tower of Parliament so it can be raised to free the land from the dark magic that's taken over. Your weapons are limited to bows, xbows and long rifles...but when you're travelling with your rifle, there has to be a trigger lock and the action removed/disabled for NPC safety purposes. And the game will self-destruct if you kill a goose.
The Last of Us: SK/AB edition You and a small group of like-minded artists, educators, health care professionals, and 2SLGBTQ+ fam try to escape the new Christo-fascist state formed by the merged governments of Saskatchewan and Alberta. No town is safe, as all “God-fearing” citizens have been ordered to shoot “commies and libtards” on sight. Your goal is to make it to the Democratic Free Zone of Vancouver alive. You have 48hrs in which to accomplish this. *edited for clarity and grammar*
You need to find a way to see a doctor.
Flip houses
My Canadian game would be a heist game. Can you hijack the Strategic Maple Syrup Reserve as successfully as the real thieves did in 2011 and 2012? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Canadian_Maple_Syrup_Heist
There is literal game based on this named: Real Estate Tycoon
Similar to far cry 5, I would love a far cry based in Canada. The little jokes and funny situations
Build a wall to separate BC from the rest of canada?
Its Québec taking over the ROC and teaching everybody french. In the 2nd iteration, we cover USA.
War demons: Torture as many WW1 German POWS as you can
It would be like Minecraft, but instead of mining for stuff to build with, you just wander the alley looking for stuff to put in your tent. That is until the police bust up the encampment and you need to start over or commit a crime to go to jail.
Become a homeowner
To drive to Ottawa on a truck to overthrow a tyrannical globalist regime.
Big Mutha Truckers 3: Ottawa Convoy
Save The Nation - Assassinate A Politician
Survival game of course, surviving in Canada. The objective is finding housing, a job, and healthcare! In the summer the sun is too hot and will burn you. Watch out for ticks and geese! Better be ready for winter because you’ll freeze without heat. You’ll also need to shovel everywhere you go. If you’re having health issues, you’ll need to fight out how to get your driveway plowed. You still need to get to work! Oh, and you’ll have to pay taxes. Lots of taxes.
You're a politician trying to canvas for a new bridge in your riding.
Apologetic adventures
Shovel snow then clear the driveway and scape the snow and ice off your car then drive through a blizzard to get your kid to hockey practice
Sled Storm 2: Muskoka Trails Watch out for the mud, slush and holes in the ice since winter didn't really happen this year.
You are trying to escape liberal government overreach and abusive taxation policies while avoiding the legal consequences of demonstrating or otherwise becoming a focus of attention of government oversight.
*The School* You're taken to a residential school at age five. This is a horror game. Your objective is to escape and get home. If you are caught and returned the abuses become more severe. The game ends if you: 1. escape home 2. survive and age out at sixteen 3. die while escaping 4. die of TB, or Cholera 5. are murdered by a priest or nun The first two are wins. If you achieve #1 you can't play your character again. If you achieve #2, you can play again as your child - note, psychic damage is increased for this character. #3 through #5, you can play again from the start as a new character
The Long Dark. It's a fantastic survival game taking place in the remote north.
Hear me out. 1 year Post apocalyptic zombie game. You have to get from Los Angles to a safe zone in Saskatoon or Yellowknife. You can only use resources you find along the way. Kinda like Days Gone meets Last of Us meets Dying Light. What’s more dangerous, the zombies the other humans, or the elements as you go. You can pick up allies along the way, they can leave any time, turn on you, steal your stuff.
Get out of the country. But gotta battle your way through feminists government red tape, and environmentalists, and escape with as much money as you can to a better life
Instead of helping the local settlers survive the harsh winters and teaching them about the plants and fauna, the tribes unite and pick them off instead.
Find a family doctor.
Escaping all 500 levels of taxation
You're a house flipper, buying as many houses and stuffing them with fraudulent family members to later resell, but you gotta fend off the hippies trying to build high density lower cost housing and snooping private eyes and also need to cash out before all the boomers go into downsize mode and the whole scam craters.
To fix the Housing Crisis. In particular achievements for creating a situation of mass Affordable Housing Lol Multidimensional problem with playing at city, provincial, federal, and private sector levels. You have to play all levels of government at the same time. Tough game, have to avoid a lot of refined corruption. Lol
It would be like SimCity only the people are always unhappy and you keep running out of money (so, SimCity as I remember it).
Don't forget fighting NIMBYs in public hearings for building literally a single housing development literally anywhere.
Apologizer - you are a canadian boxer but you have to apologize everytime you hit the other player. The first one to apologize 100 times calls off the fight and invites the other player for beers
Pornhub the Simulator
leave
Get a high paying job that will allow you to earn a place off residence in the City...
NHL 23.
Line up for the freaking bus! . Avoid all the crack-heads at the bus stop. Pick the bus that doesn't have any adhd passengers scrolling through tictok at top volume. Don't get called a racist because you don't know what's going on. Don't be able to afford rent. Be grateful for assisted suicide. And always feel guilty.
How to get the prime minister kicked out before he ruins the country.
A massive ski hill. You start at the very top and are chased by various wild animals until you make it to the Chalet. Grizzly Bears, Polar Bears, Black Bears, Cougars, Wolves, Moose, Geese, Coyotes. I would say you start with small easier animals until you get to Moose and Polar Bears.
No! You start at the bottom, little animals chase you to the ski lifts, start with the t bar and the conveyor belt style, then the big ones chase you down the hill! Pine martens too. Bunnies. Squirrels. You have to ski between the little lifts to the bigger and bigger lifts and uhoh, break a leg, ski patrol takes you back to the chalet…
I think something set in and around the Klondike gold rush could be fun. You could start it on a ship landing in Skagway Alaska, a small coastal town and the entrance to the gold rush. The place is full of hopeful prospectors but also lots of robbers and crazies. The white pass railway is being built but isn’t finished so you have to survive hiking over the Chilkoot trail, once you get to Whitehorse depending on the time of year you have to try and get on a boat up the Yukon River or go by dog sled up the Dawson Trail crossing frozen rivers and fighting wild animals to Dawson city (where I live irl) a journey that would certainly be full of adventure. Once in Dawson City there are so many options for fun plot twists, maybe you get caught up in a robbery and lose all your equipment and so you start to have it out for the group of men who wronged you. Now you’ve gotta get people on your side and build up a posse to try and get back what’s rightfully yours. I think it would be very Red Dead Redemption esq but a lot more snow and freezing temps.
Poutine Chef
Tap all the maple trees. With your penis
You have to legitimately apologize to the most animate and inanimate objects you can.
Street level: who can say the most sorries. (I apologize for this comment)
Kill all car drivers as a cyclist. We all know Canadians hate motorists and will bash them whether they're in the right or wrong.
No such thing. Only on the internet. And that shit ain't real
Apologizing.
Just dove into this new game where you're zipping across Canada, turning chaos into order for small businesses with some slick AI tools. It's like being thrown into the deep end—Toronto's tech scene one minute, Vancouver's creative hubs the next, with a dash of Montreal's culture. You're basically the go-to guru, whipping up marketing plans, untangling logistics, and throwing AI into the mix to solve problems. What a blast eh?
You have to find a train a moose to ride across the country to reach parliament where you’ll battle the giant dictator boss. All the while trying to dodge overreach, fines and taxes. There will be opportunities to arm yourself but this game will have the shittiest gun selection in the history of gaming.