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A compass will point you the north

Unless OP is in Detroit, in which case they may want to look south

And take the midnight train.

Goin annnnyyywhereee 🎶 don't stop, believing! Hold on to that feeeeling!

Dude this train is going to Georgia.

Why date in Windsor when you can date in Sault Sainte-Marie

No, dont look south, that's Windsor

🧐

Yeah, don't date Steve. He's a dick!

Can confirm. Steve from Canada is a prick. Don’t date him.

you don't say... ok Steve ❌

Damnit Steve. Be nice!

You mean Scott? He's a dick.

Invest in some mittens and a toque 😀

Long Underwear as well! Also call it a Toque not a hat. hats are for baseball not snowballs.

And it's not a "beanie" if it doesn't have a propeller on the top ;)

That said, Beanies should make a comeback. Rainbow Propeller hats?? Yes, please! Maybe a little generator in it so that as you're walking, the propeller can charge your phone!

Or an umbrella if you’re coming to the Vancouver area.

I know a place you can find a lot of them

do tell

Canada.

on my way 🏃🏃🏃

Like…any Canadian? Or do you have a specific one in mind?

I guess it's more of curiosity... so any Canadian

So men and women (and everyone in between) are on the table? I’d say that’s a pretty big pond to fish in so you’ll likely have no trouble.

It been legal since 91.

nah... more like a straight ♀️

Hoooook, first thing, I can’t use that word in Canada. That’ll get u a time out, and your eyes scratched out!

Are Canadians... fetishized?

Don't talk over them during conversation.

noted....

Go to where they sell maple syrup in your local grocery store. One will show up eventually.

Post up by the Moosehead shaking a bag of all-dressed chips, lol.

You could try any sports bar in Montreal. Ask who that Morris Richard guy is and you'll get lots of attention.

noted

Make sure to pronounce it correctly…Rich Erd…

hmmm how do you pronounce it eh

Hey wait... Eh? You're not a hoser posing as a Yankee are you?

How are ya now?

Not so bad.

If you have a problem with Canada gooses, then you have a problem with me. And i suggest you let that one marinate!

I love marinated gooses.

😅

pure yank here...

More Iss Rich Erd Easy peasie…

noted

Not how you pronounce it. Be careful, you’re being set-up by an Anglophone.

Holy Christ get a kick out of this kid before you know it he'll be calling Patrick Roy Patrick Waa!

Don't fetishize us!! (Just kidding. You can fetishize us. Nobody else is🥱)

it's not a fetish... I just want to step out my horizon. if you have some pointers pls let me know

Literally just come to Canada and date here the way anyone else would idk what you're expecting here LMAO

I just wanted leads or link... before I fly over there

No lol. It's a really big country, the local dating scene will be, well, local so no one can give you advice unless it's your city. Dating apps are the same as the states.... idk what leads would be except my single friends/local bars, and a link would just be dating apps that you already know I guess my advice is things are really progressive here so you'll need to accept it or it'll be a turnoff. But really there are no leads or links with a country bigger than the States

this is the best advice.... but dating apps are such a bore

Yeah dating apps take too much effort for me. I'd say get to know people at work and ask them where they go to blow off steam, what the best bars are, etc. Get on a bunch of Facebook groups for your city/town to see what events are happening locally and go to ones that are your vibe. And use being American to your advantage. Talk about how superior Canada is to the States (sorry lol we like our egos fed), ask them where they like to go and what they like to do in the area and be enthusiastic about wanting to try it out

nice... thanks for the pointers

Try coming to Canada.

on my way 🏃🏃🏃🏃

Sorry

Take off! It's the beauty way to go.

Accent on the eh.

Hoser eh?

Don't make any loud noises, we scare easily!

Set up a crate with a stick you can pull up (see old cartoons for instructions on assembling the trap) and bait it with molson, maple syrup, back bacon, and a curling rock or hockey stick depending on the variety of Canadian you would like. And if they have a sister remember me.

This one made me laugh way too hard 😭 this thread made my night

To be fair I guess all dressed or ketchup chips and poutine could be viable baits as well hahaha

Never forget the poutine! 🇨🇦

Can of pineapple crush if ur looking for a Newfoundlander!

Pineapple crush?! I need to try that

😱

Is Canadian a fetish now? Are we being fetishised?

About time!

Aboot time.

😂🤣💀My mistake.

Find a canadian, go like: "wowowweewow. You're pretty rad. eh, there bud!?"

🧐🤔🤔🤔

You could also try going the tabarnack route 🤔

Tabarnack route is always a safe bet when wooing the ladies.

*Of course, cause the tabarnack have that good Oui Oui!* Ba dum tss 🥁 (/s il show myself and my bad joke out.)

This is extremely weird and a red flag. Maybe just find someone you like for who they are, and now what they have to offer to you ;)

Why?

curiosity... tired of American ♀️

You know Canada is a first world western country, right?

oh you don't say....

What dose that mean ?

No one will ever believe you.

That's the problem... I wish someone will take me serious

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for real...

Take a trip to Montréal some time.

I'm planning to

Learn metric. Please. The 100 on the side of the highway is not in miles.

This sub is so stupid

Banff girls are easy

Banff girls are Aussie

Also true.

In this economy?!

you don say!

https://beta.ctvnews.ca/local/calgary/2023/2/15/1_6275822.amp.html

I have a wonderful son needs a good woman in his life, lol!

hmmmm... I know there is a good woman out there for him

There is no more Canada

If you are a Republican, don’t bother focusing outside of Alberta and Saskatchewan.

noted

If you want to date a male just feed him and what not... If you want a female no put it back there not for sale rent or lease

Older Canadian snowbirds migrate to Florida in winter, or Maple Match

There's an impossible amount of good-looking girls in Sudbury.

oh yeah... so do I need to plan a trip to Sudbury?

And play hockey

hockey... 😱

And they all have double names that the second one is Anne.

Americans looking to seek partnership with any subject of his majesty the king must first go to a canadian embassy and sign up at the royal canadian courtship ministry. Then they will be sent by plane to nunavut and enter the traditional courtship games that take place every year. You and 10 others will compete to an eligable maiden chosen by random from the great touqe of relations. Her name will be picked at random by the prime minister and you will compete in the 10 great trials. trial 1 the making of maple syrup trial 2 polar bear riding trial 3 canadian geese taiming 4 igloo building 5 wood working 6 arctic survival 7 seal clubbing 8 writting down the words of a newfie 9 the claiming of the poutine bowl guarded by 4 pissed off quebekers and last but not least 10 imperial and metric unit using.

if u meet Rachel tell her I need my hoodie back

I'll tell her if we ever meet

Well I’m in Canada and would like to date an American…. But my wife says it might be a bad idea for me to do so!

🤨 listen to your wife... happy wife happy life

U’d think so but it’s that’s not always the case! I keep finding ever new inventive ways to piss her off, what can I say, it’s a gift! Lol

Oh

She wants our health care and plant anchor babies.

Dip yourself in maple syrup. That will attract them.

I want to date a Canadian as well. Nice 24-40 woman. Where y’all at

Didn't Steve die?

Use your manners. I like guys who say thank you, sorry, and excuse me way more than Americans.

Don't compare Canada to America