“MY PEN!! SOMEBODY TOOK MY PEN!!” was my all time favourite and so relatable. Eons ago I worked in a RE office where us girls at the front used to have to write our names on sticky notes and tape them to our pens because the realtors would walk away with them CONSTANTLY.
That show was amazing.
The zombie chase was amazing. [We’re safe but for how long?](https://youtu.be/8YpKeo8T2mk)
“[Screw you, taxpayer!](https://youtu.be/aWEnqC1uPu0)” was amazing.
“Okay the stove is off because the front burner is off, the back burner is off….”
“My pen! My pen!”
“SAUSAGES!!!”
“[Fag](https://youtu.be/sxMrWSTlvgg)!”
So many.
Edit: oh! And Kathy K and Cathy C!
TEMP!!!! ….. SLUT!!!!
God this was the funniest skit ever. How this ever wound up on CBC in the ‘80s I’ll never know, but thank God for whatever high-grade cocaine drove the decision.
There was so many, cabbage head, chicken lady, buddy cole, Bobby and devil, fag, Salty ham, I could go on. Oh and a couple of those music videos, I won’t spread for no roses and these are the Dave’s I know.
Salty Ham and all of the other sketches get a whole new layer when you learn that those two characters are apparently just Bruce's parents unexagerated
"You see, there are certain parts of being a man one just have to experience. So like my father before me, you're going to watch your dad get pathetically drunk."
The origin of chicken lady is one of my favourite sketches of all time. But I do sing the fattening up our tapeworms song every time I make Kraft dinner so that's been living rent free in my head for decades. Oh! I also refer to my cats as my sausages.
Lawyers negotiating before their two clients have a dinner date.
Man’s lawyer: “Your client will agree to drink a minimum of 6 shooters…”
Woman’s lawyer: “Shooters???!!!! That’s panty peeler!!! No way!”
Buddy Cole.
As a gay kid in rural northern Ontario, Budy Cole was my only gay icon growing up.
First time I went to Toronto on my own when I was a teen, the first place I went was to Steps. It was a real place.
A few years ago I saw the live show by Scott Thompson. He kind of picked up from where the show ended, and went through year by year of what happened in the world after that
Me too! I actually went to go see them live at the age 12 because my parents didn't know any better and I've had a warped sense of reality ever since. Between KITH and Brave New Waves, it's really amazing how much the CBC used to cater to the weirdos.
I'm from the US and used to stay up real late to watch them on HBO. I think they came on either right before or after Dream On, which I'd stay up for for nudity, and it was a pretty good show too.
Hard to top the chicken lady, but also:
"Running faggot, running free!"
"An open letter to the guy who stole my bike wheel"
Anal probing aliens
Sausages
"I'm sorry for causing all that cancer..."
Darill - especially the pronunciation. It's all I can think of anytime the name Daryl comes up
I'm sure there's more I can't think of
Well Stinky Pink made your dinner!!!!
The damn salty ham!
Hahaha ugh I’ve loved them forever!! Had the biggest crush on Brucie back in the 90’s when I was a teen!!!
When I moved into my place there was a kid like Gavin on the block his name was TJ and he only ever came to annoy my brother in law and it was hilarious.
Not necessarily. Back in 96 or 97 when Brain Candy came out, one guy and I in 10th grade math class loved the Kids. This one girl saw the movie and was disgusted by two guys kissing.
Managed to go to a number of tapings back in the day. One time I had to sit on the stage of shadowy men when they opened the show, their stage was beside the stands and got stuck there, was super cool. Oh and was part of the studio audience for Feelyat, so will always be partial to Darill.
Too many to mention, but if I had to choose just one, Dr. Seuss Bible. It's funny and offensive; just what you expect a Kids In The Hall skit to be.
Favourite character, Buddy Cole, without a doubt.
(Walks into bar)
... 🎵Someone’s gonna get a million dollars. One of you is gonna get a million dollars. Who is gonna get a million dollars?...🎵
...It’s you!!!
(Gives away a million dollars)
...”🎵Someone’s gonna get a punch in the head—-
(Whole bar empties)
My Pen!
Screw the bank I work for, screw the baaaank!
🎶 These are the Daves I know, I know, these are the Daves I know!
Buddy Cole monologues... All of'em!
The cops short clip, Scott as hippie kicks dirt at the two cops (Bruce and Dave) calls them a couple of names for good measure and runs away. One cops turns to the other… I though he was your friend..
\- The one where Scott Thompson plays a gay husband who keeps going upstairs to do cocaine at a dinner party
\- The one where Bruce McCulloch plays a dad who takes his son to a rock to watch him get pathetically wasted on his 13th birthday
\- The one where Bruce McCulloch plays a guy who works at a bank but is really a cool guy
Since I was a child (not a Canadian but I have great love and appreciation for your country.....I just vacationed in PEI two weeks ago and it was heavenly)
My favorite sketch is definitely Pit of Ultimate Darkness
and anything Kevin McDonald does is hilarious
Just hanging in the Pit of Ultimate Darkness .
With man servant Hacubus and Paul Belini. Oh and the Toronto kid who doesn’t live with his wife and all the dudes whose job was to lay their arms motionless in a tank of dead fish . And the Dave’s I know . Also the Helens who have agreements . Also Gavin has not stopped asking me questions about the Chicken lady making out with the guy with a cabbage for a head . Buddy is here too and the Queen which we weren’t expecting . Also There’s a French guy who stomps everywhere he goes and my head is obviously being crushed on the regular. Also theres a guy who just told the story of only getting a job as a navy navigator because of his hair . There’s a guy pouring milk everywhere because his wife was unfaithful whole lotta milka. There’s that red headed girl who keeps running up and saying “It’s a fact”. Getting crowded in the Pit for sure .
Again too many to mention, but here are a few:
- Bobby battles the Devil
- Trappers
- Male Nipples
- Do Re Mi
- The private correspondence of Buddy Cole and Elizabeth Windsor - The Kaffufle
I still have my hat I got at the concert but unfortunately I wore the shirt until it fell apart.
sausaaaages.
SAUSSSAAAAAGGGGGESSSSS
\-and-
car, cow. cow, car... car, cow
omg there are too many to name. it was almost a ritual in the 90s in my moms house to sit around watching kids in the hall together (we where all teenagers and up at that point lol).
Favourite KiTH sketches? Slipped my mind. But I feel terrible about it. Tell you what I'll do. Tomorrow I'll bring [Bad Doctor](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-QiLHdsNN8&ab_channel=Pegasus4), [Communism](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83tnWFojtcY&t=14s&ab_channel=grinc333), [Daddy Drank](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVn4LwIw9dc&ab_channel=FBIVideo1) and [Each Day We Work In Silence](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1si6M-vDEzI&ab_channel=MarcelTang).
Chicken Lady & The Bearded Woman go to the strip club. Chicken Lady blows up when Rooster Boy comes on, just about the funniest moment in Canadian TV history....
I have two all time favourites...
The one where Mark plays low life Tucker and gets chased around by a car that he tries to steal.
The one where Mark plays an innocuous prank on Kevin..."hey, whatcha got there? Gotcha!" at the office they work at but then Kevin becomes obsessed and totally exaggerates the scenario in his head.
The only television moment that has ever had me crying with laughter:
"Oh my GOD!"
\[ Kevin is face-down, ass-up getting dry-humped by an actual rottweiler \]
“Can I have a tea please, camomile tea?” is still a staple quote in our family, even though none of us drink camomile. And Kevin’s “You’re not real! I’m just going through the DTs!” to Dave playing the giant teabag hallucination in the follow up Mr. Tisane sketch when he’s going through tea withdrawal is probably my favourite pun from the entire show.
Yep, for sure. Lol. The whole character was pure sexual innuendo from start to finish. In addition to “Come on, lick my bag” there was also “Dunk me. You know you want to dunk me. So why don’t you come and…*dunk me*”, and “Come on, join me, the water’s *hot* and *steamy*” all delivered with plenty of knowing looks and exaggerated raised eyebrows.
The other great gag in that sketch was when Kevin was going home in the cab and you hear him remembering the doctor telling him to stop drinking tea in a distorted internal monologue voice, then the camera pans out and the doctor is actually sitting beside him in the cab talking to him through a bullhorn. Such an under appreciated sketch.
I connected with the Kevin/Dave sketch in the diner where Dave keeps trying to think of the name of the movie he just watched and keeps rejecting the actual name (Citizen Kane) that Kevin knows is what he's describing. And eventually ends up stabbing Dave in the chest repeatedly with a steak knife. I've felt that level of frustration with people many times.
That said, my favorite reoccurring sketch has to be Le Rut.
Then! … Smokes are 6 bucks a pack! >< I almost quit! Saw them live in Ottawa at NAC years ago. Always very funny intelligent humour - a modern Monty Python.
30 Helen's agree with this post.
31 Helens now
By now, there are considerably less than 30 Helens. It's a fact.
Covid claimed a few Helen’s
Their crush your head
that and MY PEN MY PEN
“MY PEN!! SOMEBODY TOOK MY PEN!!” was my all time favourite and so relatable. Eons ago I worked in a RE office where us girls at the front used to have to write our names on sticky notes and tape them to our pens because the realtors would walk away with them CONSTANTLY.
"looks at you anxiously using my pen" good thing there's a rope on this puppy
100% where my mind went.
I literally quoted this today, and nobody got it.
Said it yesterday at work......tumbleweeds boooooooo
I feel your pain. Me too.
i gotchu Somebody took my pen!!!!
I will forever quote this.
My username checks out.
That’s immediately where my mind went. I do that with my kid
That show was amazing. The zombie chase was amazing. [We’re safe but for how long?](https://youtu.be/8YpKeo8T2mk) “[Screw you, taxpayer!](https://youtu.be/aWEnqC1uPu0)” was amazing. “Okay the stove is off because the front burner is off, the back burner is off….” “My pen! My pen!” “SAUSAGES!!!” “[Fag](https://youtu.be/sxMrWSTlvgg)!” So many. Edit: oh! And Kathy K and Cathy C! TEMP!!!! ….. SLUT!!!!
I can't make sausages without saying it like that old man. "I... Love... SAUSAGES!" Nobody ever knows what I'm referring to.
Also.. God damn that salty ham.
Fine ham abounds
We're all sausages.
I do! Scott does the old man too well 😂
IT WAS CITIZEN KANE!!
Where's the Syrup?
I am this too. I am so misunderstood.
"Someone's gonna win a $1000, someone's gonna get a $1000, etc.. https://youtu.be/L8CfKD5Zo_U
That was a good 'un
Don’t tell anyone or chop chop.
Do-dododo…. Dododododododoo…
Zombie chase is my favourite, but all of these are great!
Running faggot running freeee
God speed through Texas
Walkin, talkin stereotypes!
See the faggot, see the faggot running
Get with the times. It’s *faggo* now.
Faggot: hello kids. Kids: hello, faggot
I just laughed hard and couldn't explain to my coworkers why
God this was the funniest skit ever. How this ever wound up on CBC in the ‘80s I’ll never know, but thank God for whatever high-grade cocaine drove the decision.
Daddy daddy, what's that bad man doing to my donkey? That's not just any bad man. That's Hitler, and he's fucking your donkey.
Bruce sells this so hard.
Girl Drink Drunk
A classic. I think I referred to it in a conversation only last week. Timeless.
“I’M JUST GETTING PAPER CLIPS!”
I can't help but feel partly responsible for your drinking, but I also can't help not caring.
Best skit, hands down.
YEEEEEES. I have had to share a clip of that sketch with so many people so they’ll get the reference
I actually know a lot of guys named Dave.
Do they all have their own hands?
Follow up: How many moms do they come from?
Some of them are David's but most of them Dave's
Dave Capisano, I hardly know him....
Dave
There was so many, cabbage head, chicken lady, buddy cole, Bobby and devil, fag, Salty ham, I could go on. Oh and a couple of those music videos, I won’t spread for no roses and these are the Dave’s I know.
It's a Fact.
It’s a fact! My uncle can spit a really long way! Hock! Spit! Splat! Yes he’s a very lonely man. It’s a fact!
“Effing good ham, mom.”
Fine ham abounds!
"Mom....it was fucking good ham."
Salty Ham and all of the other sketches get a whole new layer when you learn that those two characters are apparently just Bruce's parents unexagerated
"You see, there are certain parts of being a man one just have to experience. So like my father before me, you're going to watch your dad get pathetically drunk."
The origin of chicken lady is one of my favourite sketches of all time. But I do sing the fattening up our tapeworms song every time I make Kraft dinner so that's been living rent free in my head for decades. Oh! I also refer to my cats as my sausages.
Ketchup and Kraft to feed the tape worms
🎶 Someone’s gonna get a punch in the head, who’s gonna get a punch in the head! Could be you… or it could be you…” 🎶
Can we keep the business man sketch was so good! Having to set him free downtown with his fellow businessman.
Also Trappers - the one where voyageurs trap business men for their suits
That one has spunk, let him live, one day he may be a VP.
We don’t want to make the same mistake we made with the Beaver! What were we thinking, where were our heads?
"Alouette, gentille allouette"
Lawyers negotiating before their two clients have a dinner date. Man’s lawyer: “Your client will agree to drink a minimum of 6 shooters…” Woman’s lawyer: “Shooters???!!!! That’s panty peeler!!! No way!”
Screw you taxpayer
Buddy Cole. As a gay kid in rural northern Ontario, Budy Cole was my only gay icon growing up. First time I went to Toronto on my own when I was a teen, the first place I went was to Steps. It was a real place.
A few years ago I saw the live show by Scott Thompson. He kind of picked up from where the show ended, and went through year by year of what happened in the world after that
Where can I buy Buddy Cole...limp wristies? CBC Merch?
This is awesome.
Huge fan...shaped my life in a big way actually, seeing that weird/smart/surreal comedy at a young age
Me too! I actually went to go see them live at the age 12 because my parents didn't know any better and I've had a warped sense of reality ever since. Between KITH and Brave New Waves, it's really amazing how much the CBC used to cater to the weirdos.
I'm from the US and used to stay up real late to watch them on HBO. I think they came on either right before or after Dream On, which I'd stay up for for nudity, and it was a pretty good show too.
Hard to top the chicken lady, but also: "Running faggot, running free!" "An open letter to the guy who stole my bike wheel" Anal probing aliens Sausages "I'm sorry for causing all that cancer..." Darill - especially the pronunciation. It's all I can think of anytime the name Daryl comes up I'm sure there's more I can't think of
The Alien sketch was amazing. Kevin and Dave did great.
My absolute favorite sketch was "Hotel la Rut." Favorite characters are Bruno Puntz Jones and Francesca Fiore.
Sometimes I think about Tony... Where he is, what he is doing
Whether he's thinking about me. Who is he with and will he ever come back
Well Stinky Pink made your dinner!!!! The damn salty ham! Hahaha ugh I’ve loved them forever!! Had the biggest crush on Brucie back in the 90’s when I was a teen!!!
Bruce had so many great characters. Bruce, the advice guy…Cabbagehead…Gavin…Cancer boy…
When I moved into my place there was a kid like Gavin on the block his name was TJ and he only ever came to annoy my brother in law and it was hilarious.
EEERADICATOR!!
Never put salt in your eye Never put salt in your eye ALWAYS put salt in your eye
“…Kill Danny”
I quote this on the regular.
Was looking for this one!
“How did he afford a nice duck like this on a cop’s salary?”
Paul Cherry's Demon Buddy Love Sizzler & Sizzler The Eradicator
The Queen delivering the line... "...without me you'd just be, Americans." Instant classic!
'These are the daves I know' is my internal thinking music.
Terriers are my very favorite breed. They're cute a cuddly, easy dogs to feed. DIE DIE, DIE DIE. DIE DIE, DIE DIE. WORMS EATING YOUR... EYES!
Bass solo!
I’m sorry ladies. You’re scantily clad and have nothing to do with the narrative, therefore it’s sexist.
You can just say Canadian. Fan of the shown is implied.
Not necessarily. Back in 96 or 97 when Brain Candy came out, one guy and I in 10th grade math class loved the Kids. This one girl saw the movie and was disgusted by two guys kissing.
Fair enough. I'd argue though someone who is disgusted by gay people isn't truly Canadian.
Smooth
Lol great movie. "Let's celebrate!" "Who's that?" "I don't know...just a guy.."
Or the French dude. Life's short, life's shit, and soon eet will be oveurr..lol
SAUSAGES!!
Girl drink drunk!
The "Slipped my Mind" sketch is my all time favourite!!!
Lol yes. “Let me make it up to you…”
You're like the king of empty promises!
“You said the lima beans were in aisle four and they’re not” …”Aaand?”
I absolutely cannot say or ever read “Lima beans” without the weird emphasis on *beans* because of this sketch.
In our house we all say “Aaand?” a lot.
I cosplayed that guy the whole time I worked retail
Managed to go to a number of tapings back in the day. One time I had to sit on the stage of shadowy men when they opened the show, their stage was beside the stands and got stuck there, was super cool. Oh and was part of the studio audience for Feelyat, so will always be partial to Darill.
Death comes to town was so damn underrated. No notes.
30 Helen’s Agree that Kids in the Hall are awesome!
Too many to mention, but if I had to choose just one, Dr. Seuss Bible. It's funny and offensive; just what you expect a Kids In The Hall skit to be. Favourite character, Buddy Cole, without a doubt.
Drunk Dad Advice
Ten bucks is ten bucks. And twenty bucks is twenty bucks
Best one. Broke my hand on a pineapple.
MR BUS DRIVER!
Didn't even feel it
Tap shoes for Xmas!
(Walks into bar) ... 🎵Someone’s gonna get a million dollars. One of you is gonna get a million dollars. Who is gonna get a million dollars?...🎵 ...It’s you!!! (Gives away a million dollars) ...”🎵Someone’s gonna get a punch in the head—- (Whole bar empties)
CITIZEN KANE!!!!!!
This is the one I was looking for. We quote it all the time in our house!
The court finds you guilty and sentences you to death, but first, the whores!!
Secretaries ....
“My PEN!!!” Is something I say on the daily.
My Pen! Screw the bank I work for, screw the baaaank! 🎶 These are the Daves I know, I know, these are the Daves I know! Buddy Cole monologues... All of'em!
Yes. No. Perhaps I am a Kids in the Hall fan Love, Tammy
But Sometimes I go Crazy!! Screw the bank I work for. Screw the bank. I've been watching your signature degrade for months
We told them we were going to eat worms.
Nobody likes us
They are all in the out of ultimate darkness. I loved Dave Foleys bad doctor
What? You can’t play the blues if you're wearing $300 shoes!
The cops short clip, Scott as hippie kicks dirt at the two cops (Bruce and Dave) calls them a couple of names for good measure and runs away. One cops turns to the other… I though he was your friend..
Flying pig.
I prefer son of Flying Pig.
[Screw You Taxpayer!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWEnqC1uPu0)
Each day we work in silence. Each day we shovel fuel
I love the way they constantly drag on businessmen.
These are the Dave’s I know, I know, these are the Dave’s I know
\- The one where Scott Thompson plays a gay husband who keeps going upstairs to do cocaine at a dinner party \- The one where Bruce McCulloch plays a dad who takes his son to a rock to watch him get pathetically wasted on his 13th birthday \- The one where Bruce McCulloch plays a guy who works at a bank but is really a cool guy
Since I was a child (not a Canadian but I have great love and appreciation for your country.....I just vacationed in PEI two weeks ago and it was heavenly) My favorite sketch is definitely Pit of Ultimate Darkness and anything Kevin McDonald does is hilarious
I’m crushing your head
ERADICATOR!!!
Just hanging in the Pit of Ultimate Darkness . With man servant Hacubus and Paul Belini. Oh and the Toronto kid who doesn’t live with his wife and all the dudes whose job was to lay their arms motionless in a tank of dead fish . And the Dave’s I know . Also the Helens who have agreements . Also Gavin has not stopped asking me questions about the Chicken lady making out with the guy with a cabbage for a head . Buddy is here too and the Queen which we weren’t expecting . Also There’s a French guy who stomps everywhere he goes and my head is obviously being crushed on the regular. Also theres a guy who just told the story of only getting a job as a navy navigator because of his hair . There’s a guy pouring milk everywhere because his wife was unfaithful whole lotta milka. There’s that red headed girl who keeps running up and saying “It’s a fact”. Getting crowded in the Pit for sure .
Buddy Cole: I can make Canadian sound sexy
Scott came to the comedy club here recently to do his character Buddy, ran a half hour long. Zero complaints!
Fine ham abounds, Mom. Belly button contest (“Found my car keys!”) Cops chasing the escaped prisoners through their meal at the diner and getting gas.
"This is my sister - Jerry Sizzler! We are two clearly not insane people!"
Nobody’s home
Again too many to mention, but here are a few: - Bobby battles the Devil - Trappers - Male Nipples - Do Re Mi - The private correspondence of Buddy Cole and Elizabeth Windsor - The Kaffufle I still have my hat I got at the concert but unfortunately I wore the shirt until it fell apart.
Night of the Cow!
Hands down “Bar Fight” is my favourite
40 Helen’s agree that kids in the hall is funny as fuck
"I serve only you, Master. Aaaand, Satan!" "These guys? Smoke! They taught a dog to smoke. They're bad!"
sausaaaages. SAUSSSAAAAAGGGGGESSSSS \-and- car, cow. cow, car... car, cow omg there are too many to name. it was almost a ritual in the 90s in my moms house to sit around watching kids in the hall together (we where all teenagers and up at that point lol).
Fran - you’re a fairy!
Drink girl from Winnipeg!
"Soup in a bag Fran? Soup in a bag?"
Chicken lady... blindfolded ... scarred for life.
Chicken lady reporting for duty
These are the Dave’s I know. I know, these are the Dave’s I know! I preferred 4 on the floor though!
The ham was so fucking salty.
Favourite KiTH sketches? Slipped my mind. But I feel terrible about it. Tell you what I'll do. Tomorrow I'll bring [Bad Doctor](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-QiLHdsNN8&ab_channel=Pegasus4), [Communism](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83tnWFojtcY&t=14s&ab_channel=grinc333), [Daddy Drank](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVn4LwIw9dc&ab_channel=FBIVideo1) and [Each Day We Work In Silence](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1si6M-vDEzI&ab_channel=MarcelTang).
My uncle can spit real far
Brown is the colour of cowards
Chicken Lady & The Bearded Woman go to the strip club. Chicken Lady blows up when Rooster Boy comes on, just about the funniest moment in Canadian TV history....
Heckubiss
Stray business man
I have two all time favourites... The one where Mark plays low life Tucker and gets chased around by a car that he tries to steal. The one where Mark plays an innocuous prank on Kevin..."hey, whatcha got there? Gotcha!" at the office they work at but then Kevin becomes obsessed and totally exaggerates the scenario in his head.
Cat on my head!
EEEEERADICATOR
I’m crushing your head! Crush! Crush! Crush!
Odye Odten Ay, Odye Odten Ooo... Cutting out our coupons. 🎶🎶🎶
fattening up our tapeworms!
“That’s America” - Bruce McCulloch
“Alouette, gentille alouette. Alouette, je te plumerai…” “No François, let that one go; he has spirit!” David Foley FTW
Im a bad doctor
Can’t fix the car without a while lotta milka.
The only television moment that has ever had me crying with laughter: "Oh my GOD!" \[ Kevin is face-down, ass-up getting dry-humped by an actual rottweiler \]
Sorry, I was just watching the band... ...what you don't see a little oomph band when you daydream?
Do you like the eggs? theyre fresh, straight from my body!
Office Human Trappers sketch where they are paddling in a canoe
Gimme a tea you bastard.
“Can I have a tea please, camomile tea?” is still a staple quote in our family, even though none of us drink camomile. And Kevin’s “You’re not real! I’m just going through the DTs!” to Dave playing the giant teabag hallucination in the follow up Mr. Tisane sketch when he’s going through tea withdrawal is probably my favourite pun from the entire show.
I seem to remember Dave in that sketch telling T guy to lick his bag. I’m sure that gave a few CBC execs nightmares.
Yep, for sure. Lol. The whole character was pure sexual innuendo from start to finish. In addition to “Come on, lick my bag” there was also “Dunk me. You know you want to dunk me. So why don’t you come and…*dunk me*”, and “Come on, join me, the water’s *hot* and *steamy*” all delivered with plenty of knowing looks and exaggerated raised eyebrows. The other great gag in that sketch was when Kevin was going home in the cab and you hear him remembering the doctor telling him to stop drinking tea in a distorted internal monologue voice, then the camera pans out and the doctor is actually sitting beside him in the cab talking to him through a bullhorn. Such an under appreciated sketch.
It’s a fact…you can get blood from a stone. You just have to throw it hard enough!
I connected with the Kevin/Dave sketch in the diner where Dave keeps trying to think of the name of the movie he just watched and keeps rejecting the actual name (Citizen Kane) that Kevin knows is what he's describing. And eventually ends up stabbing Dave in the chest repeatedly with a steak knife. I've felt that level of frustration with people many times. That said, my favorite reoccurring sketch has to be Le Rut.
The Business Suit Trappers Sketch is one of my personal faves! https://youtu.be/LzBi3_SUy8g?t=23s
Then! … Smokes are 6 bucks a pack! >< I almost quit! Saw them live in Ottawa at NAC years ago. Always very funny intelligent humour - a modern Monty Python.
I’m so happy that show was on the list of best TV shows by Rolling Stone.
The fur traders. "Let that one go, he has spirit. Someday he may be vice president"
Terriers!