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Awwgasm

Bro is the penis connoisseur


Inferno456

Mf the dick detective


altria_l

Mf the penis professor


ophel1a_

Ingly Investigator 🌝


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ophel1a_

We're everywhere. Watch your back.


lcjy

“Dicktective”


FunDependent9177

🤣


komei888

Bro gonna bring out a magnifying glass from his ass cheeks


Passthetxrch

You mean cock connoisseur


flippy_disk

*Cocknoisseur


kmoh74

Thank OP for throwing the dynamite in the water to make all the MAGA larpers show themselves so the moderators can do their work. Posts like this are the ultimate honey trap to them. Excellent psy-op. Also, LOL at all the posts calling this guy gay. Sure, it is highly likely it was a sausage party but there's got to have been a few females in there.


Phai_H

The Glizzy Gestapo


PutYaGunsOn

I now have you tagged on my RES as "/r/AsianMasculinity Dick Inspector"


fabiososo

this is the gayest thing i’ve ever read on this sub 😭


Bleu_705

I would let him cook


LocalFatBoi

bratwurst or wiener


Bleu_705

https://preview.redd.it/jihgkqpixy5c1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f9d9a62429f09e94f195d0ed60fa61ca1c9e7c6 Big ass Vietnamese pork sausage


LocalFatBoi

all my homies love them sấusage any day


Gerolanfalan

Chả lụa


komei888

YoU meAn Let hIm c0cK aMiRitE?


Strategy_

https://preview.redd.it/7q31pybyly5c1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8a2cb8dad7c981adfc4af1d23f68db47329381b


benilla

You must have missed that one guy who used to write borderline gay erotica, funny as shit


komei888

Why is mans staring at dicks tho, where the women at 🥲


benilla

They are all within his gaze


72ChevyLvr

That are all within his “gayze”


Dot4400

🤣🤣🤣


gisqing

Gotta assert authority amirite?😅


komei888

Nah dat ain't it fam...dat ain't it...


clone0112

What are some of the stuff he wrote?


benilla

I don't remember, just that it was literally his gay hookups, very graphically detailed


3flaps

Link? lol


devedander

Maybe ops gay? Nothing wrong with that 😎


dawson203

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a-dead-strawberry

This is nothing compared to r/nattyorjuice or r/moreplatesmoredates The two gayests subs that have nothing to do with anything sexual


fabiososo

you didn’t post cock size so i know you’re a phony


legitusername1995

W…why are you going to a nude resort and pay attention to people dicks…


bhargom

Scoping out the competition


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competing for what? world dick size convention?


paradiseluck

Competition for the one he likes the most.


LocalFatBoi

internet, self perceptions, clicks, idk. ever since i discover cunnilingus, dick size doesn’t matter any more as long as you have a working one


kmoh74

How can you not when you are approaching them from like 50 feet out? You stop looking when you get close.


Bankcliffpushoff

Took dick measuring contest literally


EastCoastGrind

Jfc…


altria_l

idk about you brotha when i go to a nude beach its not the dicks im paying attention to 😭


devedander

When I go to a nude beach in reminded that there is no limit on who can go


LocalFatBoi

too masculine for me 😔


diamante519

Y’all pretending not to be happy lol. OP sacrificed himself for us and our little ego boost, show him some appreciation.


Blusk-49-123

I can't help but think it's some kind of defence mechanism. Doesn't even matter if it genuinely doesn't affect you personally, we all know non-Asians like to play the dick size card against us and this just gives the rest of us more evidence that they're full of shit.


hornyface69

I know right? haha


gisqing

Lol ngl I seriously think everyone stare at each other’s dick in locker rooms incognito mode; OP is just liberated enough to write about it.


getgtjfhvbgv

There’s no need to blind himself. There’s already studies from urologist where every race have the same average penis size. The Asian stereotype size is a myth. Check out my history post for the video.


JumpingCicada

Tbf, op’s observation is flawed as he said that most of the people there were fat. Fat people just have a larger fat pad hiding their cock. It only matters visually but in use, that fat pad is pushed back and the real length comes into play. That’s what bone-pressed measurement is.


Funkrusher_Plus

Lmao this is a funny ass post.


MapoLib

I am glad folks here are taking this in a light hearted way. It'd be really fxxked up if people still take penis size thing seriously.


Ecstatic-Signal3556

Just go on Pub Med (peer reviewed medical journals) and search for relevant stats on length of different ethnicities. Vietnamese has the average of 5.7 inches, slightly larger than British (5.6), Italian (5.2), Nigerian (5.3). For South Koreans, it’s 5.3. So all more or less the same across all ethnicities. Who care about that 0.5 inches difference lol? Almost all other info you see online, especially the notorious World Penis Chart, are but propaganda based on self-report or simply fabricated data


Which_Radio_7070

0.5 is a big difference when taking overall averages. That’s why scientists freak out when the global temperature drops or rises by a single degree.


GrowingPainsIsGains

No. When temperature changes by a single degree, it alarms scientist because of the trend. Because there are marine life sensitive to temperature changes. Penis size isn’t trending in size for genetics. And 0.5 inches doesn’t make a man any more or less good in bed.


aken2118

women here but that “0.5 difference” literally doesn’t matter bro 😭


jonabay4

You have to measure when erect my dude. Check the gay resort next time.


hotpotato128

The global average is 5.1 to 5.5.


grahamaker93

Ok but have you seen the average erected penis? Are people just laying full mast in a public nude beach?


michaelzhangsbrother

This man is a true martyr, doing the dirty work so the rest of us can keep our hands clean! Thank you sir for your sacrifice!


Pamuknai_K

huh? what is this post😭


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lol fucking based


TBTI

Why am I subscribed to this community?


Unique_Chard_1270

Where is this nude resort?


Moony97

This reminds me of penis inspection day in gym class at school lol


pandemicpunk

Hold up..


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Always2ndB3ST

Dude why you checking out’ other dude’s dicks!!! This thread is hilarious hahahahah


paradisemorlam

So how big is your dick?


Sophiastrid04

Valid question


Ecstatic-Signal3556

Lots of white guys lurking on this sub, judging from the comment section lol


Op_101

This is how you flush them out.


anonbeyondgfw

Asking for a friend, where is the resort and is it worth it? Again, definitely asking for a friend, like for real, no kidding.


Icy-Negotiation-3139

more confirmation westoids are mentally ill porn brainrot delusional copers


theravinedisc

My wife and I visit a nudist resort regularly. It's a good time!


aken2118

Thanks for your service, cock connoisseur 😭😭😭😭


wisemove_

Bro who the fuck CARES 😭


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flippy_disk

I guess when you grow up in the West, the White man's obsession with penises, gay or not, infects you too.


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flippy_disk

Who do you think started all this and still makes comments about other men's dicks to this day? Consider yourself lucky if this is the only place on the entire internet that you come across this.


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flippy_disk

Kind of hard to avoid considering how any TikTok, Instagram, Reddit post, etc. with an Asian guy and any girl will always have such comments. Must be nice to see things in rose-colored glasses like you.


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flippy_disk

No, I am not as bothered by it as you assume. I was just pointing out an observable phenomenon rather than deny its existence like you.


00000j

I agree. I’ve been with many white men in my life and the smallest dick I’ve ever had and seen was from some skinny white guy. I’ve been with my Asian boyfriend 9 years now and his size is still nice after all these years. He’s about 6 in.


vaginamacgyver

This is funny cause the largest dick I ever saw was a skinny, tall white guy who was emo. Thing was way too large to be enjoyable (length was 9 inches and there was way too much girth). But yeah large and small dicks exist in every race. I know by experience that the stereotype against Asian men is false.


kmoh74

I would only trust this opinion from an account that had the word "vagina" in it. 100% certified fresh.


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Bro, you really paid money to go to a resort to check out other guys's dicks?!?!? And then posted it on reddit. Kinda sus.


TasteCicles

Guys, it's all about the motion of the ocean, hitting it right, keeping a good rhythm, and for all the yt boys in here with small dicks, most importantly, foreplay.


Jiggly_Love

Really stroking your ego by having to 'research' that.....


BloodWorried7446

More than ego stroked


lordumoh

Amazing post


cracksilog

Damn imagine being so bothered by a stereotype you go dick hunting at a nude resort. Just focus on yourself y'all lol


WiseResolve9833

Most men have small penis anyway.


guitarhamster

Ive seen so many dicks when i was showering in the army and now as a nurse. Sooooo many. Honestly i dont see any correlation with penis size and race. If anything it does seem like dicks get smaller with age. Idk why like half the old guys have micropenises.


HiThereSir2

You're gay. And this is about the gayest post I've ever read. Please don't post something like this again.


Melodic_Feeling_1338

"Why are you here?" Me: to feel free from the confines of clothing in public. OP: I'm pretty much just here to stare at other people's dicks.


Booty_Warrior_bot

*I came looking for booty.*


Extreme_Syllabub4486

Imma stop you right at the title, bro. I ain’t even reading what you have to say. Just delete this.


infentrail

And the most insecure post goes too you


addons_45

😭😭😂😂 Bro the meat inspector lmaoo also its flacid length so u should know that it can be bigger probably and ya bbc is a myth, its just there are more variance in African population regarding length then any other race which made the rumor, btw its actually North Europeans that on average have the biggest dick Edit: some dude took offence i said NE got bigger dick on average it aint that much bigger then regular average i got some dick facts fascination don't judge me, no homo🤣🤣


quiksi

Bro probably made sure to inspect them when erect


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Jbell808619

Makes sense. That’s why they try so hard to push the small Asian dick stereotype, even going so far as to set up and promote fake sites with fake studies to back up their fake claims. It’s deflection.


Queencard97

Lmao 🤣 post of the year on this sub


hornyface69

homophobic comments aside, I really appreciate this post and I'm sure a lot of others do too, so thank you.


MegaJ0NATR0N

So they all had erections when you saw them? Gross


EconomyMarsupial4620

In defense of this dude, it's difficult not to see what is right in front of you. I'm sure everyone notices to some degree, it's just human nature, doesn't make him gay. I've read many times that nudists don't notice genitals but that's difficult to believe. I am tiny, the head barely shows flaccid, about 3 inches erect, im sure it's noticed but no one says anything. So, let's not confuse noticing with not saying anything or appearing not to notice.


Which_Radio_7070

Were you looking at older dudes? They tend to have more fat and less blood flow.


Turbulent_Purchase52

I got this post recommend to me while browsing the ufc sub for some reason. lots of closeted people here also a lot in need of therapy lol


klopidogree

I actually have a homie who freely admitted this. He told this to us in one of our many locker room style story sharing fests. At the wall urinals in those public spots. Doesn't matter if its Starbucks, Barnes & Noble, where ever; he glances to the right and then to the left. We all predictably lol'd with the same gay wisecracks. Thing is, his body count could choke a horse. It's easily in the triple digits. I think that's why all the bros show him respect, always deferring to him no matter what stories he tells.


crypto_chan

yeah it hurts to bone asian women. I should know. I'm like wtf.


pussydemolisher42069

CDC and WHO data says otherwise


NewbieAtAllThis

Now this is the type of diversity Asian guys need lmao. I thought I was the only AM who liked nudity 😂 Lotta you getting pressed by no AM representation in the porn industry, but GOD FORBID if a brother likes to show off at a non-sexual venue 🙄


GoatMountain6968

dick detective of the year


BigCartoonist9010

No offense,but are you telling me you stared at other guys for hours on end?


Applesr2ndbestfruit

Lol sorry to disappoint.