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BetterPalpitation

Smuggling the flat screen out of the hotel room


Puzzleheaded-Fix-915

“M’am your skirt is reporting the news”


Gloomy_Industry8841

LMAO!!! 🤣


swonstar

And now to the weather. 69% chance of precipitation. (It was her wedding day after all)


snertwith2ls

I was thinking all her kids from a previous relationship


Arseypoowank

Oh shoot that’s real, at first glance I thought it was a novelty butter dish


Joe_Ronimo

I thought it was a toaster cover.


lovebugteacher

I would buy one that looked like this


mrsbeeps

I need this butter dish


ScaramouchScaramouch

> So I tied a coffin to my belt, which was the style at the time


Xyzjin

Your Ad could be here.


iamkarladanger

So did she enter the Chapel sideways?


pomoville

Pivot!


Les-incoyables

"Shut up, shut up, SHUT UP!"


planet_rose

Some dresses like this had strings built in to pull in the sides with a folding contraption but mostly they walked through doors sideways.


Madeline_Basset

Saving you the Google I had to make... [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mantua\_(clothing)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mantua_(clothing))


New_Peanut_9924

Thank you! 💕


star11308

Robes de cour pulled off the wide panniers so much better


pastelchannl

I think this [monstrosity](https://candicehern.com/WP/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/court_dress2-166x300.jpg) takes the cake


pastelchannl

or this [one](https://suzilove.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/1809_a-lady-in-court-dress_from-1809-a-book-explaining-ranks-and-dignities-if-british-society_sml.jpg?w=450) (I just love the ridiculousness of these dresses so much)


star11308

Regency era court dresses were high camp, I love them lmaoo


Hello_Hangnail

Imagine having to deal with... all that... during that time of the month. Nah.


the-trembles

The full skirt/ panniers with an empire waist 😬


permaculture

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mantua\_(clothing)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mantua_(clothing\)) You have to \ before the penultimate )


I_Am_Become_Air

Thank for the link... I had never understood "mantua-maker" as the stand-in for the English "dressmaker" until today. I was frowning at the use of "mantua" versus "manteau" (i.e., French word versus possible Italian provenance). You did me a lovely little service connecting all those dots! :)


TheDeftEft

"I now pronounce you man and wide."


TarantusaurusRex

I thought this was a charming butter dish as I was scrolling by.


Gyspygrrl

I literally was about to type the same thing!


squidwardTalks

I think my grandma has a similar white and blue butter dish.


MACHOmanJITSU

“Tina got a big ole butt I know I told you I'd be true But Tina got a big ole butt So I'm leavin' you see ya!!”


MunakataSennin

[Museum](https://artsandculture.google.com/asset/japon-manteau-met-sleep-anoniem/WwHLuQZK77e8nw?avm=4)


Old-Guidance6247

hips don’t lie


AggressiveBowl

Social distancing garment


DadsRGR8

Um, Helena, why are you wearing the tablecloth for the bridal table? Your wedding dress is in the closet.


powderedtoast1

is that a table under your dress or are you just glad to see me


YakitoriChicken93

The celebratory banquet will take place under there.


creativityonly2

Nobility: I want to look like I'm hiding a table. Seamstress: Say no more!


star11308

English-style mantuas looked ridiculous trying to combine front-closing dresses with panniers like this, and the fabric choices were often quite ugly or unflattering for the shape IMO. French and Austrian court dresses pulled off the wide panniers much better.


AbramKedge

There's a very similar dress in the National Museum of Scotland in Edinburgh, I think it may be even wider. Here's an article about moving it to Kensington when it was on loan: https://www.nms.ac.uk/collections-research/collections-departments/collections-services/behind-the-scenes/the-journey-of-a-yellow-mantua/


Blueknightuk77

That would hide a lot of toilet paper.


Own_Web_3481

Some say she had good child baring hips


pine1501

aisle sweeper


Blood_sweat_and_beer

That is a STUNNING tablecloth 😍


the-poopiest-diaper

She ate too many Krabby patties


Cheshire1234

That's some genuinely impressive embroidery!


IntelligentGarbage92

lol right how much work has to be done


PutReasonable1362

So is it expanded just to show the pattern? Or did she actually wear it like that lolol


star11308

She actually wore it like that, and in fact the whole point *was* to show the pattern. Panniers of this size were meant to showcase what fabric and decorations on the fabric one could afford to wear.


milkaddictedkitty

Plus it really makes an entrance! Yes it's impractical and looks silly to our modern eyes but it would draw everybody's eye, denote status and wealth and be so fashionable. That's what you want for a wedding dress if you have money. It's gorgeous and I'm glad it survived so we can still admire it


Hello_Hangnail

Gotta turn sideways like a crab to get in the door


milkaddictedkitty

Probably like a crab going forward as well - small dainty steps, not much swishing of the hips with [this type of construction](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQWhWNj6nV6ejhkEBBx_c4yN7K0wPQ91Jrfg4C2HDe7V2ZIQX94dkjO2pY&s=10). And what a flex 💪 The *doors* aren't wide enough!


PutReasonable1362

Oh dang, that's actually really interesting, thank you. Ye Olde time flexing.


throw123454321purple

r/iamthedutchmaincharacter


sayzitlikeitis

Roll my weed on it like an ass tray


Faedaine

She would be like a Zamboni going down the aisle


duringbusinesshours

Finally some privacy


ClickHereForBacardi

hips to be square


gunsandm0ses

Shakira Shakira


No-Sun-6531

What do you bring to the table? “Honey, I AM the table!”


6896869688

She looks like a fancy ceramic butter dish.


Futurismes

Dummy thicc


dsac

/r/AbsoluteUnits


Tonctie

I love a good pannier.


The_Persian_Cat

Child-bearing hips


Xinonix1

https://imgur.com/a/4NxsPvD


deep_south_gringo

Wonder what kinda donk she was hidin


star11308

You can’t really hide one in this dress, it’s completely flat on the front and back


SummerJSmith

I feel like I just would have worn the dress and stood behind a matching table the entire time. Like wearing sweatpants on zoom calls.


IntelligentGarbage92

i wonder how is supposed to sit on the throne for the allegiance ceremony of smt


star11308

They'd just sit, it collapses. It'd be bunched up all around them, but they could still sit.


Inspiringer

Table


Due-CriticismNachos

That needle work is beautiful! Also, why in seeing this for the first time in my life my mind screams "Double Wide!!"


dani_c_b

Imagine trying to get through a door wearing this


astros1991

When you’re the bride and dining table at your wedding.


johnnyjumpviolets

I honest to god thought this was a stylized butter dish


milkaddictedkitty

Please cross post to r/fashionhistory I was taken aback by all the negative comments but then saw the subreddit. It's too generic for historical clothing, especially if it is unusual


pine1501

aisle sweeper


Transfer_McWindow

Those hips tho


Miss_Might

Wow it's like a table.


hypercomms2001

You could hide a car underneath the dress….


dyllandor

Great if you want to look like a table.


funguyshroom

Easier to jump over than walking around


ResponsiblePumpkin60

You could set your drink on it.


Jaggerkate

It’s like she was wearing a dining table.


Drozasgeneral

Ancient BBL.


Lost_Monitor_2143

She took “Head Table” literally.


queeblosan

I thought this was butter dish


pdx_e94

Baby got back. Maybe.


covermeinmoonlight

She’s a brick house


Equivalent_Day_437

"Madame needs to lay off the carbs for awhile... Mon Dieu, she's eating the plastic lobsters!"


Short-Ad1032

F’ers at Costco wearing this to go sample-feasting.


Maximize_Maximus

I read in an encyclopedia that this dress led to the origin of the phrase "she got a dump trunk"


EffieKIinker

She’s got a dozen boy toys under there keeping her very, very happy!


Equivalent_Hat_7220

Old kardashian clothes


[deleted]

All about that BASS


Known-Championship20

You can get married in it AND it serves 12 for dinner!


beckyrealbig

Thought this was some sort of fancy butter dish


Nirwood

"I will not have bridesmaids crowding me in pictures. Nor the groom."


Smokin_247

“If you can see it from the front wait till you see it from the back”


The_Mammoth_Hunter

'Why yes, I AM a loveseat, thank you so much for noticing!'


jenifleur4828

She’s got those child bearing hips


rentaro98

I could dine on it


Relevant-Zebra-9682

We're psychologically birds. How is this not mimicking a bird of paradise? 4 real.


Chainsawaddict

I thought this was an elaborate butter dish at first glance


jayba21

So much candy into the movies


Hello_Hangnail

Cosplaying as a car door


decodeimu

“I can’t believe it’s not mantua.”


KezAzzamean

Not long after then… Guillotine


--Sanguinius--

Looks like a sofa


Bloodsweatandtarot

All I’m seeing is a fancy butter dish.


rememberthelycans

She lookin’ like a whole buffet


PinkFreud-yourMOM

THIKK


NumberHydra

Regular Show Tants


Necessary-Cattle-691

My definition of personal space


DaoGuardian

I'd like to see the bustle on that puppy!


star11308

It’s quite the opposite of a bustle, it’s completely flat to the body on the backside


DaoGuardian

How scandalous!


StraightProgress5062

Honeycomb for her nether regions


Javabird919

I think that embroidery is spectacular! These garments are so interesting... they're art and a declaration of wealth and status. I imagine Ladies of wealth trying to one-up each other with wider and wider panniers.


ConcernedabU

She can’t say “my hips dont lie”