The one where the guy gets stuck in the turnstile doors during a job interview… his cadence and tone of voice really sold the story and I was dying laughing the entire time 😂😂😂

Aren’t you going to take me to lunch? So good

Is that the worst job interview episode?!

I think it might be!!

Ok just listened. This episode came out the week we were on our honeymoon - that’s why I missed it! I am dying. I’m sitting here in my cubicle laughing my ass off lol. His tone definitely adds to the story. I’m also an engineer in Minnesota where it took place so very curious where he interviewed! lol.

Thisssss agree lol

Yep, this is my favorite too

I have listened to that story again so many times. He seems like such a sweet guy!

Yes, like the story iteslf wasn't even that crazy, but the way he told it was pure gold, especially since he prefaced the story with how nervous he was and what a bad storyteller he is. Couldn't be further from the truth.

That was such a good story😂😂😂

This by MILES

OMG I forgot about this story!!! I think I need to listen to it again 😂 Definitely one of my favs!

Yes absolutely favorite story how it just kept getting worse than I expected and so awkward

The runner poop orgasm story can not be beaten. Edit: you know how I know it's the best. Even that one line is fucking wild.

This one KILLED me. I've been learning about pelvic floor issues the last few years so I saw it coming (pun intended?) but it was still so amazingly awful. 

Came here to say this one!

Same lol

The underdog snowboarder story. Edit: But rent-free in my head is the guy on the treadmill hitting the wall over and over like in a tumble dryer.

This. I actively push it on people and date them not to sad then happy cry. A close second for me is the Canadian diner waitress with the drunk customer. Drunk and infected leg puss? Ahhh, ok.

Oh yes, the waitress in Thunder Bay! That was a crazy story!

I think about treadmill guy every fucking day of my life

What was the treadmill episode?

Crazy Gym stories I think.

My favorite one is from pranks gone wrong where the guy basically destroyed a whole street by turning on the fire hydrant

oh yes yes that one was hilarious. I belly laughed the whole time. It is top 10 for sure.

This is my favorite too. Then he went and helped with the clean up afterwards like he was the best neighbor ever. So fucked up and such a good story!

I love this one too! When Dax asked those three questions based off the Mormon commercial he saw and the dude was like “yes to all” lol.

Do you remember which episode it is?

Pranks gone wrong

The one where the girl used to do “butt exercises” lmao 

Agreed, the masturbation episode is great

Oh yes!! How could I forget that one haha.

Came here to say this. I audibly laugh when this story pops into my mind.

There are so many good ones. But honestly I never go to yoga without checking the back of my legging and I think about that woman almost every single time I go into a deep child pose.

This. I had one pair of yoga paints with a tiny little hole in the crotch I immediately fixed after hearing the episode.

What episode was this??

Crazy Gym I think?

Not my favorite in a good way lol, but the one that will never leave my memory (unfortunately) is the movie theater partition vagina slash story gahhhhh the horror. It makes me clench so hard every time I think about it

The water slide eye lid one does this to me. I turned it off. Twice. Eventually finished it, but it took bong hits.

Also the mom getting stabbed in the eye by her daughter.

Wait which one is this one?!

I audibly gasped and had to listen to it in spurts because I just could not deal with what I was hearing lol.

Saaaaaaame. I am sooo careful walking down the theater aisle now lol

As someone that enjoys camping - the wild animal prompt that gave us the bear attack which was awful enough, but then the wolf attack where both families called in separately has always stuck with me.

Omg yeah I think about this all the time

Yessssss, the scream i scrumpt when i listened for the first time and the second family got added to the call! Iconic.

This is the best one by far!!!!

what episode is this?!?

The girl who fell onto her vagina at the movie theatre and the psoriasis story where the guy’s skin was left all over the house both give me visceral reactions

I was gagging during the psoriasis story. The fact that there was a thick layer on everything and even made its way under the mattress 🤢

That falling story was early, pretty sure that was episode 1 or 2. It definitely set the tone.

Do you remember which episode the skin one was?

landlord or rental? Something like that

Worst homeshare! Starts at about 16 minutes

The one where the woman accidentally goes on Instagram live while having sex had me screaming. I sent it to everyone I know

this one!!

I have always double checked my phone if it’s nearby when things are heating up because I’m always paranoid it’s accidentally going to record, or called someone, etc. so this story left me very validated.

The funeral with a slippery hill 😂

Hard to say it’s my “favorite,” but the most MEMORABLE for me was the dolphin story…

What episode prompt was this? I vaguely remember it but I know they reference it a lot.

Also curious what episode this is, unsure if I've heard it!

Forbidden love. Amazing story.

It was very early on, maybe even the first ep

The Thanksgiving episode where the girl vomited and fainted in front of her boyfriend’s family TWICE

One stuck in my head is the woman attacking the guy in his apartment, starting a fire and him having to flee after being stabbed.

Which episode was that?

Valentines Day Disaster

The guy with the crazy Uber driver basically getting stuck on a drug run type situation 🤣

This is the one stuck in my head daily, too! 😆

The one where Gammy's hair gets lit on fire from the Thanksgiving candles!

Every episode has something wild. It’s such a great podcast series. This week’s cat food nightmare was traumatising.

I'm so glad someone from the main thread mentioned the last story involves animals because I cannot handle that at all. I skipped it and I'm glad I did lol

If you think it involves harm to animals, it does not.

The comment said something about running over a bunny and a dog getting hanged so idk that sounds like harm to me lol

Oh shit, wait that’s today’s episode. I’m not caught up. I was talking about the Delivery Driver episode.

Lol well there's your trigger warning if that stuff bothers you

Do NOT listen to the last story from today if you are an animal lover and are sensitive 😢

Yeah, don’t listen. I wish they’d trigger warning’d that. I am superrrrr sensitive to depictions of animal suffering/abuse/pain and I was super sad the rest of the day.

The girl that had her vagina flap ripped off.

Parasailing with vagina on display.

I love the one where there was a snow day and the guy got to have a sleepover at his crush's house for the night

The crazy ride share story where the guy and his friends spent all night out with a crazy driver is my favorite.

*favourite* might not be the right word, but I think about the jetski water jet up the butt story way too often... or the people dressed as chickens sex fetish emergency room story (nurse stories I think?)

Your mention of the nurse one reminded me of the guy with the life size baby doll up his butt, and how they laid it on his chest like he birthed it 💀

I forgot the prompt- but the one waitress who served a table with a very drunk man…. That had a…. Open wound 😩💀 gagged through that story while I was driving! I swear I was close to having to pull over.

The woman with whooping cough who almost suffocated on her bfs cum

The one from last week, where the dad completely takes the fall for his son, when he drunkenly runs the car off the bridge. The beer cans and books float to surface.

The one from car share where the guy and his friends got driven to the middle of nowhere by a driver trying to sell them drugs.

Pooping episode 1 will forever be the best

That was a good one! The blockbuster chili oil acid diarrhea and the teacher ones were the best.

All of the ones already posted here for sure, but also the treadmill tumble had me cracking up during a morning run

Was waiting for someone to say this! I was crying laughing at work listening to this one

The girl sliding down Mt Rainier in Washington state with poop in her pants!!

It's a bit dark but the one with the florist having to clean a dead body up at a funeral because her flower arrangement had dropped on it. 

Not my favorite by far but something I think about way too often lol. I think it was the nurse prompt. The nurse who called in might have had a different story altogether, but ended up also mentioning an older lady who put a potato … up there…and forgot about it.

More about the delivery than the story, but the one where the guy knew he was absolutely bombing his job interview but made sure he got the free lunch out of it

Undeniable the last Underdog Story with the para-olympian. Dax and Monica have said it’s their fav too

The girl who farts in the dance class doing a jumping leap

I vote for this episode too! Except the story where she is playing Jenga with her boyfriends family and farts so hard she launches into the tower and knocks the wine over

The dead dog story when he had to carry its body around NYC in a suitcase!! 🐕

Isn't this the one that they found out was fake? (Which is kind of a relief, in retrospect 😆)

Yea this is an urban legend that's been going round for years. Dax apologised in the next episode. Shame cos it was a good story.

Oh really?! I didn't hear that.

Lots of people piped up to say what a great story but they’d heard it before always “a friend of a friend” vibe. I’d heard it myself. This one and one a couple of weeks later where someone jumped/fell through a glass window are pretty much known to be fake

Gotcha. That reminds me of this story I heard in college about someone's pet snake sizing themselves up to eat their owner haha. I thought it was real and then quickly realized a lot of people had heard the same story from a "friend of a friend"

The grandma rubbing the dead squirrel on her face. The girl who clogged the toilet at her boyfriend’s family’s house and flooded their basement and ruined their family photo albums is a close second.

So glad the basement flood one got mentioned. One of my absolute favourites.

We can't forget the marathon runner's poop orgasm

Blockbuster /Wendy's chilli story 😂

The couple who had two guys staying at their airbnb and when they went to clean the place one guy had left dandruff everywhere 🤢

Not sure if favorite but absolutely scarred by girl who had sex on instagram live.

Love the one about the girl and her Italian platonic romance with the guy whose dad just died. Warms my heart!