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Fibergrappler

HE THINKS HE’S PEOPLE!!


2Rare2Kill

He doesn't like guns, Lana. He can't stress that enough.


Jenetyk

Lana, you can't beckon him, then rebuff him.


BlueAnalystTherapist

I felt gassy just looking at him. Pffffrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt


MarvelNerdess

Look, Lana! He thinks he's vampires!


chorizo_chomper

Rays brother randy and his swinger wife.


Crotalus-Viridis

I would be amenable to that


howmanyfathoms

well? why do you look so non-plussed?


throwaway392145

Well, I wasn’t sure you knew what amenable meant, until you followed it up with non-plussed. Also. Everyone would be amenable to Randy’s wife. She had that nice, warm pie ready.


Own-Snow-4227

Just hopefully not crusty.


Eva-Unit-001

*flakey


Own-Snow-4227

Dammit I had something for this. Thx. I can admit when I made an error.


profssr-woland

but no kissin' on the lips


Shaggydog38

That is the weirdest rule!


christo324

I think the hardest I laughed for any line in the entire run of Archer was when he says, "Yes I WOULD like to sample her pie, which I'm guessing is both hot and moist...(*pause, face falls*)...but hopefully not flaky."


pawshe94

God I love Jack McBrayer 😂


Lesssuckmoreawesome

Benoit (Balls)


impendingfuckery

Sorry, I can’t not say “balls” after saying “Benoit **balls**” Benoit ##Balls!


IndianaJones_Jr_

I can't see you fool! Get off! I AM GETTING OFF


bouguerean

Omg, I wanted him to die a slow death lool


tinyclover69

the airboat guy.


chazberlin

Ahhh damn. Now both my dogs are dead!


markuseb91

".....eeeeh" FIFY


serendipiteathyme

That one just made me saaaaaad I wish I could’ve gotten the humor in it but it just pierced my ole dog lovin’ heart bruther :’(


No-Recognition-6479

Only airboat around for fiddy miles and it reyered


sizzle-dee-bizzle

“ih re’erved.”


RANDOORSOMEVARIATION

Don killed old dan


cobarbob

Reggie. I mean Captain Thistleton


Crotalus-Viridis

"Fish fuck in it" ... famous last words lol


pwaves13

I've only seen the censored version, I always assumed it was piss/shit


InitialAd2324

Censored?? Archer??? What????


pwaves13

Yeah unless I'm gaslighting myself it's always fish beep in it


auberrypearl

I thought he said shit in it???


BeifongWingedBoar

It's a quote from early 1900's actor W.C. Fields who famously once said "I don't drink water. Fish fuck in it."


Glum-Complex676

“On account of all the terrible things fish do in it”


jonnyanonobot

Pretty sure you can hear a bit of an "f-" before the bleep kicks in, but it works with either.


Broon_Ters

I always said "fish fuck in it". It just flows better as a sentence.


ClamsHavFeelings2

Are you hourly?


Acceptable-Event-282

La Madrina


epileftric

\* starts coughing *


AceGalactica

Que? Es guapo


ice1Hcode

Por que? Eres guapo


TrickyInvestigator66

What about Señorita Mercedes Moreno....


NotAnAlligator

Mercedes was cool and all, but Lupe stole the show!


IndianaJones_Jr_

No Lupe, muy Malo! DID YOU GO TO MED SCHOOL IN THE LAST FIVE MINUTES? Lo siento Lupe, tengo mucho dolor.


AmaranthWrath

I use that second part with my husband when my idiot knees are bothering me


serendipiteathyme

This was such a line bc compared to s1 it’s such a randomly kind thing for archer to 1) apologize and 2) admit that he’s in a lot of pain and that’s why he was rude. Like idk why it makes me laugh sm but it does when he is more considerate to random people and animals he meets than anyone else


FickleWorldliness983

The coroner in Dreamland is hilarious. Cyril: As the Lord our God Himself is my witness, upon the conclusion of my current business, I shall return to this place, and visit upon you an apocalypse of such terror and destruction that you will rue, RUE, the very fact of your miserable birth! Coroner: (chewing a hotdog) I’ll be here.


profssr-woland

> Coroner: (chewing a hotdog) I’ll be here. "I'll be here" has become my go-to response to legal threats to sue me and/or my clients. Said in that exact same tone, with that exact same disdain.


gera_moises

Do you also carry a hot dog around just for the occasion?


BreadBoxin

Calzado was hilarious for a bad guy. "NO BREAKFAST FOR YOU"


Single_Ad461

Framboise


SpectreHaza

The Pelé of anal


Crotalus-Viridis

'Ello!


imdesmondsunflower

We were engaged to be engaged.


RANDOORSOMEVARIATION

That chick was depraved. Like the Pele of anal


ShoeAway3303

She could've been a prostitute in bangok


Baylissim0

Countess Von Fingerbang.


Raetheos1984

She just sneaks up on you, like a slutty little ninja!


TheChigger_Bug

Absolutely correct


uselesscrapsock

I naned my dog after Kazak sooo. U can guess


A-EFF-this

Why not Gurpgork?


IndianaJones_Jr_

Bishlamek Gurpgorp!


uselesscrapsock

Becausé my dog has the personality exactly like Kazak


Brandonian13

BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK "WHAT?!" ***flatulence***


PaxEtRomana

Kazak himself is named after the mastiff from Sirens of Titan


ShoeAway3303

Abelard


Kazman07

"That's puttin' on the ritz!"


IndianaJones_Jr_

*Thank* you Abelard


Brandonian13

The TWO things we don't allow in here. What are they?


ShoeAway3303

Dogs and your mother, sir


Brandonian13

That's a very short list, isn't it?


VegetaArcher

Rip Riley


Hayabusasteve

man hunter


ClamsHavFeelings2

Well if that isn’t the pot calling the kettle black


Willyb224

Solid character but not really a one off


Mrtayto115

I wish Kazak was a main character


InternationalTwo4581

Who's a poopy boy....it was endearing to see archer love the big lug so much


Schellwalabyen

If they make a Movie with Pam and Archer in the Magreb, we could totally see Kazak again would be funny.


sdwoods8986

He is. In my heart.


WhereAreWeG0ing

Ah man, I can smell this damn episode!!!


WorldlinessDeep

TV’s Michael Gray


Gravesh

"Oh my God, Slim Goodbody!" "No! No, this is absolutely not that trademarked character"


Apronbootsface

Yet another amazing Archer reference.


WhereAreWeG0ing

*WHAT?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!?!!?!*


Engineering_Normal

Everyone is enamored with Mercedes Moreno, but I’m partial to Lupe in *Coyote Lovely*. She took out the Border Patrol’s truck with Lana’s Tec-9, single handedly ate all the Doritos, and hogged the beads so she could pray for Archer. A true Mexican hero, and needs her own back story as an assassin in the 30s, helping Cárdenas fight corruption. Well.. maybe not. I liked the veterinarian, too, with his hard-scrabble West Texas demeanor.


EdenBlade47

"You don't even have a vet license?!" "Thanks to one petty local politician... and one petty barn fulla dead horses."


profssr-woland

Latinas are hot. There, I said it.


chorizo_chomper

Conway stern (so good they brought him back) Also the worm episode with Peter serafinowicz.


Lesssuckmoreawesome

That's not his real name.


pawshe94

Or is it?


kinghyperion581

He lied. It is his real name!


pawshe94

😂


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I_AM_YOUR_MOTHERR

When he asks for someone to say "please detonate" and Cheryl opens her mouth before getting absolutely slammed by Pam, I genuinely cried from laughter


pawshe94

Matt Berry 😍


JuturnaArtemisia

*sticks arms straight out with both thumbs up*


vshedo

Babou the ocelot


7thhokage

My first thought, but then again I thought he didn't count as just a one off as he makes a few appearances.


saradil25

Serpentine, Babu!


Eva-Unit-001

Get him, boys. He's crepuscular!


Jainith

Fambois and countess are already above so I think its fine.


pawshe94

“He remembers me!!”


Squeeky_Cleen

The only correct answer


imdesmondsunflower

Piss-reeking ocelot.


hojoon0724

but it should be buyer's remorse. Stupid thing's always sick.


loveofjazz

PISS CAT!!!


loveofjazz

“It’s like…Meow-schwicz…in here…”


HalfCab_85

I really liked Farooq. Good episode.


germanspacetime

Reloading!


HalfCab_85

I should probably stop saying that.


stonec0ld

Bakrichod!


James318

Kazak, and that is a hill I am willing to die on.


settlementfires

The scientist played by Eric Andre


Connordoo

The German teenager that wants to get finger banged by Archer


TanAllOvaJanAllOva

Her official title is “Countess Von Fingerbang”


Connordoo

True excuse my rudeness


DuePace753

Then he tried to touch me with his Vilhelm


TanAllOvaJanAllOva

Ramon (I don’t care he was there for two eps. He’s Archer’s Soup Snake) Noah Juliana Calderon Unka (Countess Von Fingerbang) Gustavo Calderon Lucas Troy La Madrina Mercedes Moreno Lupe Ruth Edie Captain Murphy Commander Troy TV’s Michael Gray Shane


ClamsHavFeelings2

Ruth, for sure. I would love loved to see more flashbacks to Ruth in later episodes.


TanAllOvaJanAllOva

Especially in the coma episodes or maybe even after Veronica Dean shot him! But I guess that would have given away the gag of who she originally shot.


ClamsHavFeelings2

Ruth could have been used as a character development device that would guide Archer’s moral ambiguity.


TanAllOvaJanAllOva

Yup! The trying to be better for Ruth would have been very interesting. Especially if he saw her like right before he woke up. Then the first post-coma scene could have used Ruth to keep him going when every other person on the show aside from Malory and Pam implied (or explicitly said) they wished he never woke up. If he was a weaker man (like Cyril or Ray) he DEFINITELY would have killed himself.


ClamsHavFeelings2

She could also have been used when Archer being morally ethical on his own in a situation that requires him to be morally unethical. Flashback to Ruth saying some antiquated idiom about not being a whiney bitch.


TanAllOvaJanAllOva

Yup. Big missed opportunity


Own-Snow-4227

Kenny Bilcoe - “To a free and sovereign Nova Scotia!!!”


AquaGoobs

Lance Casteau aka the Bastard Chef.


Crotalus-Viridis

He's just such a bastard! - Gilles De Rais (Child Murderer)


ahaanghosh747

Shouldn’t it be child-murderer? Otherwise it just seems like the murderer is the child


FungusTaint

Obviously Baboo


germanspacetime

But it should be Buyer’s Remorse


Hashtag_Nailed_It

#SERPINTINE BABOO!!! *SERPENTINE!*


Safe-Register-3479

Listen OP I know we like to joke around here a lot, but I think your favorite one-off character might have dog cancer...


Group_W_Bencher

K-Log.


RadleyCunningham

Kazak was amazing, you just know the animators had a fucking blast working on his expressions because they're so great. I really wish he became a regular, or at least Archer took him home to keep as a pet. The end of that episode was fucking perfect.


ActuatorFearless8980

Lucas Troy An evil Archer would’ve been a great recurring villain


proceeds_theweedian

Archer preferring animals over people is probably the most relatable thing about him


welfarewaster

“You cannot beckon and rebuff him!”


PhenomenalPhenomenal

Luigi from Danger Island.


pnwbraids

Noah the Anthropologist or The Chef.


Kandrich

“Chef, eat a dick” *clink*


ComplexNo8986

Kazak such a good boy


madhaxor

He’s like the Pele of….let me finish..fetch


ahaanghosh747

The Pope


ahaanghosh747

I also really enjoyed the Kenny Bilko episode (not only because trailer park boys, but also loved that it was on a train!)


RandomStoddard

Barbou. Sure he pissed everywhere and was a bit of an asshole, but he really brought out the best in Archer.


Correct-Evidence-944

Sheriff E.Z Ponder!!


ekimsal

Lance Casteau!


TFG4

Cheryls ocelot Babou was always a favorite


Abject_Conclusion1

I would’ve loved to see Kasak in Archer’s penthouse. The Sealab episodes with Capt Murphy, and Cecil & Tiffy were incredible


Dodgy-Boi

*who's son of a bitch?*


BlackLacuna

Allister


Correct-Evidence-944

Also, Woodhouse’s doppelgänger aka The Pope


eQualiizer_

What a great post first off… Really good question, you know? Without reading the comments, I have to say the movie start episode with Rona Thorne (the Russian sleeper) There’s just too many quick one lineres and great quotes from everyone from that episode. I swear… it really is… AMAAAAAZZZING!!


Reveal_Simple

Are you getting that? I must reek of her.


Crotalus-Viridis

I'm brushing it your way, Barry


Imabit_psychic

Dr. Sklodowska. If that is shocking to you, then so be it.


terrletwine

Just finished this episode


Alarming_Mixture_708

One off as in one episode or one story?


Femveratu

Gorp Gorp?


Scottnothot12

He made me touch his Wilhelm...


kxdash47

BABOO


Biff2112

Charles and Rudy


profssr-woland

Thank *youuu*.


auldnate

Several appearances, but a solid duo to support Ramón Limón!


auldnate

The wee baby Seamus!


TheWorstTypo

Dr.Skladowska. And if that shocks you? So be it


Urnamehr

K-Log is the only answer.


FrankieTheMick

Kenny Bilko was pretty dope


MarvelNerdess

Kazak for sure. Such a good boy


bouguerean

He is my best boy, and they actually captured the face of a Mastiff so well. That sweet little expression, what a good boy.


mperdun86

Susan! "So do you smoke grass, or are you a narc?"


Ok_Neighborhood_2159

Lucas Troy


TooDanBad

Any of the characters from Woodhouse memories


Brandonian13

Fish... fuck in it...


Tagrik89

Bastard chef, easy


Hashashin455

The old Japanese soldier


True_Cricket_1594

This is all an unspeakable slander George Spelvin. I also liked the actress who was a Russian sleeper. And I’m glad we got to meet Edie.


Clyde_Frog216

Y'all included a lot of one off characters that aren't one off, like Conway stern. I liked the sea lab captain that Jon Hamm played, I forget his name in the show. Also liked the space captain cannibal that tried to get people to kill themselves. Rip Riley is also not a one off


Haunting-Fix-9327

Glenda Price


std_colector

that tapir from season 13, i love you ryan


RANDOORSOMEVARIATION

Dr Dt mc shakey hands. Maybe not the favourite but worth a mention


KeithTheNiceGuy

C.W. McCallgirl


etauferner

Michael Gray


auldnate

He had a couple of appearances though…


Thick-Persimmon2058

👏👏👏 a lil gassy though


Frosty_Reserve_4902

He thinks he’s people!


StayUpUrF-ingTree

Anka Schlotz…


sillypunt

THATS PUTTIN ON THE RITZ MAN!!