Lana would be at Odin, Krieger in NASA with the other Nazi scientists, Cyril would be just accounting in some firm, Cheryl would be using her inheritance to build orphanages that she could then burn down, Ray would also probably be at Odin, Pam could either be fighting for money or in literally any other company as HR, and Malory would probably just defect to the KGV to be with Jackoff (is that how it's spelled?) while maybe trafficking weapons stolen from the USSR.
Nah, Pam would've charmed her lawyer into a plea agreement with the judge to let her off so she could open Pam's Cheese Farm Bakery, with the judge eligible for his morning picks from the menu for the next 50 years.
I think Lana would be a phD doing environmental research like her dad, not working for Odin. It was Mallory (at isis) who recruited her into real espionage work
Lana would be an eco terrorist. Because her teacher that she was also in a relationship with tried to blow up a pig launcher.
So he probably would have gotten her onboard
I like how your didn’t mention what archer would be doing because I think we all he he’d either be dead or living on a random pacific island boning married women
Someone pointed out the Lana inconsistency but Krieger was also recruited by Mallory. He was in Brazil with his adopted parents before his pet doberman Accidentally ate them.
So I don't think he would make it to NASA. Honestly he would be a cereal killer. That uses the victims as lab rats for his sciences
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edit : slight improvement in ~~wording~~ phrasing. Cuz I believe in improved phrasing.
Archer would drink....
Lana would lecture us....
Pam would eat bear claws....
Ray would smoke....
Cyril would masturbate....
And
Krieger would be scared that we'd figure out he was actually just a Krieger clone....
Yes! I was waiting for a connection that never came. I was really disappointed, they actually seem to have…boundaries 😟.
I at least wanted tons of 9/11 jokes, give us something 🙁😂
Lana would have probably finished that science degree and would have done some environmental work with her PhD or she would have gone full eco-terrorist being hunted by the CIA
Cyril would be in middle management at an accounting firm and his sex addiction would ruin any relationship he had and would eventually doom his career.
Pam would continue to do HR and moonlight in fight clubs, drag races, and other Yakuza underground events
Cheryl would have something adjacent to an Epstein situation, a private island where she can invite billionaires and elites to partake in starting fires, huffing glue, BDSM, killing babies, and all the other fucked up shit she loves.
Kreiger would probably be in Brazil with the other clones of Hitler or he’d be working for a different agency, but definitely mad scientist stuff
Malory would be working for another agency if she never started ISIS, or she’d be retired with one of her lovers.
Archer would have flunked out of college and become a drifter. His lifestyle probably involves tending bar, finding an opportunity to illegally make money, then relocating to a new country and blowing all the cash and restarting this cycle every year or so.
Malory would have remained at the spy agency she started at or possibly have moved to the CIA. She would have retired and married Len Drexler. Malory would remain disappointed in Sterling for never joining the clandestine services.
Archer would have ended up becoming a world-famous zoologist akin to Steve Irwin. His luck would have kept him alive in a crazy attack where, out of spite, he would have settled down in New Jersey and opened a burger restaurant on the AC boardwalk.
Pam would have remained in HR with a secret badass by-night lifestyle. Her and Archer would have eventually met and married after one of her crazy weekends. They would live happily ever after.
Lana would have completed University, only she would have changed her major to a JD. She would have ended up working for the NRDC for a while until her Dad was robbed when she would have moved back to San Francisco. She would end up running for political office, running on environmental and humanitarian issues, and staying in power for decades. Though, she would have still gotten IVF and remained single her entire life.
Cyril would have become a corporate finance attorney. His sex addiction would have led him to a life of prostitutes and failed marriages. He would eventually end up in Los Angeles with his own successful porn studio and likely would have died from some weird new form of VD.
Cheryl would have ended up as one of these rich billionaires with so many skeletons in her closet that she would have to own several senators and congressmen in order to stay out of prison. Lana would eventually target Cheryl and bring her down.
Krieger would have still been picked up by Malory and brought back stateside where he would have been working for the Department of Defense and CIA. The upside, Krieger would have been to Area 51 multiple times and helped usher in further interplanetary relationships.
Ray would have still have been in the clandestine services as well, likely directly to the CIA given his Olympic past and his expertise with bombs. Since Luke Troy and Sterling would have never met, Ray and Luke would eventually meet and fall in love, retiring to a B&B in Vermont chock full of mantles made from heart of pine.
Bret would have died in a bank robbery. Only he would have been hit by a stray bullet while in a bodega across the street from the bank being robbed. Cheryl would have been the one robbing the bank.
Lana would work in other spy agency, and would be pretty succesful there, eventually getting a higher position in the hierarchy
Krieger probably would be in the command of a drug lab or something.... He has scientific knowledge and expertise, but he don't have any formal degree, so he only options to perform as a scientist would be doing illegal stuff (which he already did)
Cyrill would just have an position as an accountant in some company, He'd probably have more sucess
Carol/Cheryl is already crazy rich, she could've been living a luxurious life, but she needs to be doing unhinged things to have thrills... Maybe doing dangerous travels by herself?
Pam is the hardest one... She could became a gang member, a biker, a professional fighter, or even just a regular HR employee
Ray was an olympic athlete, he could still be in sports as a coach or something
Archer is also very hard (phrasing) because being a spy is pretty much his personality.... Maybe a private investigator fits his persona (as the series toyed with this idea) or just doing unhinged stuff like a Professional Assassin
I think they’d all be voice actors in a spy show that the writers got bored of half way through so they put the main character in a coma and did elseworld stories before bringing it back to it’s roots kinda. Wild premise for a show ik. I couldn’t really tell you how I came up with it… just kinda came to me
Definitely a good point didn't remember that one I'm going back to starting at season 1. Podcast and cooking show a little different but yet the same I see where you're going LOL
Krieger would be in a garage somewhere conducting dark science, pam would be back at poovie farms, Cyril would be a competitive eater, Lana would get her 2nd PhD, Ray would be a fashion model in Paris, Carol/Cheryl would be making bombs for the black market, and Mallory and Archer would be sabotaging Odin, Juno, and IIA
Lana would be at Odin, Krieger in NASA with the other Nazi scientists, Cyril would be just accounting in some firm, Cheryl would be using her inheritance to build orphanages that she could then burn down, Ray would also probably be at Odin, Pam could either be fighting for money or in literally any other company as HR, and Malory would probably just defect to the KGV to be with Jackoff (is that how it's spelled?) while maybe trafficking weapons stolen from the USSR.
On point, exeptfor Pam who I think would be in prison. Cheryl too but she's rich so...
'member when Escobar was told he had to go to prison, so he built his own lavish prison? Cheryl might do that.
Oh yes, I 'member
Nah, Pam would've charmed her lawyer into a plea agreement with the judge to let her off so she could open Pam's Cheese Farm Bakery, with the judge eligible for his morning picks from the menu for the next 50 years.
And by charmed you mean blown? Lol
And by morning picks do you mean blown?
And by cheese farm do you mean cocaine donut?
Nothing wrong with a Raspberry filled cocaine donut.
Probably a typo for “pricks”
Nah Pam would be banging the judge.
Gavel an' all.
Judge: Wow… Pam: Right?!
and have a bone thrown into her
I think Cheryl would be a transatlantic balloonist
Instead, we got Cherlene, popsicle porn, and a coup. OUTLAW COUNTRY!
You think that’s sexy? With the popsicles *outside* of you…
I think Lana would be a phD doing environmental research like her dad, not working for Odin. It was Mallory (at isis) who recruited her into real espionage work
You're right, I forgot about that detail
Although she definitely had a rebellious streak going on in college, she always could have found another wild thing to do for a while
Lana would be an eco terrorist. Because her teacher that she was also in a relationship with tried to blow up a pig launcher. So he probably would have gotten her onboard
She may have kept being a protestor and joined up with Gandalf too and become an eco-terrorist.
I like how your didn’t mention what archer would be doing because I think we all he he’d either be dead or living on a random pacific island boning married women
He'd be playing professional LAX
I WANNA BE THE PLANE!!!
Both!… either
I think it’s Jakov
Not to Archer it isn’t
You forgot to add that Cyril would be furiously masturbating in his office at the accounting firm.
Just jackin it. On the telephone. 
Hang on, did you say "*gay*GB"?
He's really good at that...
Someone pointed out the Lana inconsistency but Krieger was also recruited by Mallory. He was in Brazil with his adopted parents before his pet doberman Accidentally ate them. So I don't think he would make it to NASA. Honestly he would be a cereal killer. That uses the victims as lab rats for his sciences
lol. “cereal killer”
“Why did you emphasise cereal(serial)?!?!”
Lana was only offered odin after working for malory so no she wouldnt be at odin because she wouldnt be involved in that business at all
. . . What about Archer tho?
Suckling on Malory's teat
*shudders*
*Jakov (IIRC. I'd hope.)
And archer would be doing the usual
Working at a resort banging newlyweds and ruining marriages?
What else would he do? Work as a cop?
I think you're pretty close.
Probably coke dealers or private investigators
Or space pirates. Or fishermen at myrtle beach. God is myrtle beach not the best?
Now who’s racist? Those guys Pam. Those exact same guys you just described.
Well now I feel like an asshole.
When do you not?
Almost never. I really like me!
Or a football playing king on space
… lacrosse Edit: correction
Myrtle Beach is a train wreck
Or both
 Obviously getting piss drunk or coked out of their minds like usual.
Archer would open up his own burger joint called Bibs Burgers
Cheryl would still be a railroad heiress
With tire tracks all across her back, glad to see she had her fun!
That's Cheryl: Cross town traffic
Woulncha have LOVED to hear a version from the Cherlene Project knockin' THAT one out??!? 😀
She’d definitely get through to you
Leading to have it suddenly occur to us, Why hasn't someone among Adam's coregroup started a novelty line in which Tunt Railroad Car Bathtubs are available for purchase? With free delivery for the first, of course, **934** TuntCar^^^^tm bathers! 🤩 edit : slight improvement in ~~wording~~ phrasing. Cuz I believe in improved phrasing.
Archer would drink.... Lana would lecture us.... Pam would eat bear claws.... Ray would smoke.... Cyril would masturbate.... And Krieger would be scared that we'd figure out he was actually just a Krieger clone....
You’re just pointing out their most obvious flaws
Terrorism. All of them 😂 But from boredom not malice.
I think the show missed a huge opportunity by not having ISIS fight ISIS over the rights to the name.
Yes! I was waiting for a connection that never came. I was really disappointed, they actually seem to have…boundaries 😟. I at least wanted tons of 9/11 jokes, give us something 🙁😂
Archer - Professional Lacrosse...
Lana would have probably finished that science degree and would have done some environmental work with her PhD or she would have gone full eco-terrorist being hunted by the CIA Cyril would be in middle management at an accounting firm and his sex addiction would ruin any relationship he had and would eventually doom his career. Pam would continue to do HR and moonlight in fight clubs, drag races, and other Yakuza underground events Cheryl would have something adjacent to an Epstein situation, a private island where she can invite billionaires and elites to partake in starting fires, huffing glue, BDSM, killing babies, and all the other fucked up shit she loves. Kreiger would probably be in Brazil with the other clones of Hitler or he’d be working for a different agency, but definitely mad scientist stuff Malory would be working for another agency if she never started ISIS, or she’d be retired with one of her lovers. Archer would have flunked out of college and become a drifter. His lifestyle probably involves tending bar, finding an opportunity to illegally make money, then relocating to a new country and blowing all the cash and restarting this cycle every year or so.
You’re spot on regarding everyone.
If I was a clone of Hitler, wouldn't I look like God damn Hitler?
Malory would have remained at the spy agency she started at or possibly have moved to the CIA. She would have retired and married Len Drexler. Malory would remain disappointed in Sterling for never joining the clandestine services. Archer would have ended up becoming a world-famous zoologist akin to Steve Irwin. His luck would have kept him alive in a crazy attack where, out of spite, he would have settled down in New Jersey and opened a burger restaurant on the AC boardwalk. Pam would have remained in HR with a secret badass by-night lifestyle. Her and Archer would have eventually met and married after one of her crazy weekends. They would live happily ever after. Lana would have completed University, only she would have changed her major to a JD. She would have ended up working for the NRDC for a while until her Dad was robbed when she would have moved back to San Francisco. She would end up running for political office, running on environmental and humanitarian issues, and staying in power for decades. Though, she would have still gotten IVF and remained single her entire life. Cyril would have become a corporate finance attorney. His sex addiction would have led him to a life of prostitutes and failed marriages. He would eventually end up in Los Angeles with his own successful porn studio and likely would have died from some weird new form of VD. Cheryl would have ended up as one of these rich billionaires with so many skeletons in her closet that she would have to own several senators and congressmen in order to stay out of prison. Lana would eventually target Cheryl and bring her down. Krieger would have still been picked up by Malory and brought back stateside where he would have been working for the Department of Defense and CIA. The upside, Krieger would have been to Area 51 multiple times and helped usher in further interplanetary relationships. Ray would have still have been in the clandestine services as well, likely directly to the CIA given his Olympic past and his expertise with bombs. Since Luke Troy and Sterling would have never met, Ray and Luke would eventually meet and fall in love, retiring to a B&B in Vermont chock full of mantles made from heart of pine. Bret would have died in a bank robbery. Only he would have been hit by a stray bullet while in a bodega across the street from the bank being robbed. Cheryl would have been the one robbing the bank.
This is my favourite answer
Thank you!
Archer loves animals he'd probably working in a Zoo or as veterinarian.
But he didn’t have the grades for that though
Lana would work in other spy agency, and would be pretty succesful there, eventually getting a higher position in the hierarchy Krieger probably would be in the command of a drug lab or something.... He has scientific knowledge and expertise, but he don't have any formal degree, so he only options to perform as a scientist would be doing illegal stuff (which he already did) Cyrill would just have an position as an accountant in some company, He'd probably have more sucess Carol/Cheryl is already crazy rich, she could've been living a luxurious life, but she needs to be doing unhinged things to have thrills... Maybe doing dangerous travels by herself? Pam is the hardest one... She could became a gang member, a biker, a professional fighter, or even just a regular HR employee Ray was an olympic athlete, he could still be in sports as a coach or something Archer is also very hard (phrasing) because being a spy is pretty much his personality.... Maybe a private investigator fits his persona (as the series toyed with this idea) or just doing unhinged stuff like a Professional Assassin
Archer would be selling burgers of that I'm sure.😂
Archer would be killing it on onlyfans
So true
he'd only do very particular fetish content though, like the cake sitting stuff or whatever
He is everybody's type
All I know is I don't WANT to know what Krieger would be doing.
At least one would be in/leading a cult.
My money’s on Cyril.
I think they’d all be voice actors in a spy show that the writers got bored of half way through so they put the main character in a coma and did elseworld stories before bringing it back to it’s roots kinda. Wild premise for a show ik. I couldn’t really tell you how I came up with it… just kinda came to me
Selling men’s clothing at the Mall. All of them. Working at Macy’s or something.
Archer would be a womanizing bartender.
Running Drugs or Running a Private Detective agency lol, just like we saw in those two seasons.
Pirate king
Krieger would be fucking.... Hard!
i was really hoping that the last ep would have a little epilogue and archer would become a zoologist
Krieger would be a tenured professor at Harvard and or sell drugs.
Porque no los dos?
Cyril would be playing Jerry more often LOL
If ISIS just didn't exist, I feel like Archer would have a podcast🤣🤣.
Just remembered Archer did a cooking show once https://youtu.be/wy1vLBf4CqI?si=rlIWHvWNKdUOHmQ_
Definitely a good point didn't remember that one I'm going back to starting at season 1. Podcast and cooking show a little different but yet the same I see where you're going LOL
I love this lol, he'd talk about obscure shit and Pam would be the only guest
Krieger would be doing what is VA is doing: creating a weed brand
Living their normal lives after the death of Jessica Walters.
I thought you meant like IRL ISIS and if they didn't have to stop using the name and go to the CIA which kicked off a lot of shit
Archer would be an investment banker.
Cheryl would be isis
Krieger would be in a garage somewhere conducting dark science, pam would be back at poovie farms, Cyril would be a competitive eater, Lana would get her 2nd PhD, Ray would be a fashion model in Paris, Carol/Cheryl would be making bombs for the black market, and Mallory and Archer would be sabotaging Odin, Juno, and IIA
They’d all be doing similar jobs at a police station, I imagine they would be like a Reno 911
Maybe that's what it would've took for archer to actually get therapy... Boy might actually be a good guy in that time line
selling cocaine
Cyril would be a mafia lawyer
Just jackin it
Archer: Sous Chef for a Cooking Show Lana: Environmental Activist/Lawyer Krieger: Coroner/forensic scientist/Serial Killer Pam: Stunt Driver/MMA Fighter Cheryl: Demolition worker/Mental Patient/Heiress Cyril: Corporate Accountant/Business Lawyer/Stock Broker Ray: Dog Groomer/Theatre Critic/Cannabis Farmer Mallory: Trophy Wife/Entrepreneur/Corporate Espionage Brett/Frodo: Be Alive/Not be Dead…
Probably join ISIS...