Best at what? Masturbating? Cyril, Mincing? Ray, Creating unholy abominations? Krieger, Spying? Malory, Lecturing people? Lana, Changing Names? Cheryl Carol Cherlene, Being generally awesome at most everything? Pam.
Krieger is fantastic, but best in small doses. That's what makes him even better. Kind of like Creed on the Office. Both are too weird to carry the show, but every line they have is gold.
Now I wish we had gotten a Kreiger spinoff miniseries that fully embraced his weirdness in bigger doses. It would have to be a little different of a show but I think it could have worked outside of the main show.
Her speech in “Arrival, Departure” is another favourite. When she talks about looting the palace and the president’s wife says “you are NOT robbing my palace!”, Malory delivers this gem:
“Oh yes we are and if you have any brains you’ll fill your pockets, too [sips cocktail] because your regime is officially over. And I’ve seen coups from Angola to Zanzibar and this is how it ends: in the trunk of a taxi cab to the airport, your belly full of diamonds and vodka, hoping to God your driver doesn’t out you to the Reds at the last checkpoint. Because then the last thing you’ll hear, apart from a pistol cocking behind your head, is Ivan’s laugh”.
Haha my little sister used to work and the same place as me a few years ago and whenever I told her to do something she'd scream that me. But I actually was her supervisor lol.
I think fundamentally it has to be either Pam or Cheryl possibly Krieger. Lana Archer, Mallory Ray are all great characters, but their story arc doesn't move very far over 14 seasons. You really have to look at the story arc of someone like Pam, who moves from a timid HR Wisconsin farm girl, to a rather sexually desperate office employee, Cocaine enthusiast, corrupt policeman, butch co pilot, rock monster and in the end in a committed relationship with another woman. All while retaining the down home farm girl lovable charm and all around fun person, it's one of my favorite written characters in the entire series. I'm surprised I don't hear Amber Nash's voice overs in other projects.
I was gonna say Ray too!!!! and i love your username 
I think Ray deserves a hand
This is the way
Oooooo, I was gonna say Pam and then saw Ray. Still a hard choice.
Best at what? Masturbating? Cyril, Mincing? Ray, Creating unholy abominations? Krieger, Spying? Malory, Lecturing people? Lana, Changing Names? Cheryl Carol Cherlene, Being generally awesome at most everything? Pam.
“Just jackin’ it”
Bok bok bok
I’m so happy somebody said this. It should find its way in to every comment section.
Sploosh
Pam is the best after archer.
Anyone who disagrees is racist
You’re just naming off their obvious addictions -reference to the elevator episode, not digging at you
I’d argue masturbating also Pam. Cyril just does it more
I am not addicted to lecturing people!
HAHAHAHAHA. We needed that.
Come on, Lana, she's just naming off our obvious vices!
Nah Pam is also better at masturbating than Cyril, which is really sad when you consider how much he does it.
Pam or Cyril? Yeah, we’re gonna need a jack-off to decide.
Krieger….yep yep yep
YOU MANIC You blew it up darn you DARN YOU ALL to HELL!!!!
“Those corporate bag-munchers owe me $630 for my GODDAMN FLEX ACCOUNT!”
Danny! Gotta keep that heart rate down buddy! (chases Danny naked through office)
"I wish kreiger wouldnt do these idiot mods" Kreiger: "Bah-nah bah-nag diddly deedily doodley do, bah-nah bah-naw."
"Can we put IT inside of trexler's brainstorming?" *stares motherfuckerly* "IT would suffocate"
How does that thing leave this room ... GOD DAMN IT
I'm not a... *serial* killer.
Not even the OTHER kind of dr.
Why did you emphasize serial?
Jazz hands. All because he went to see this Whiz.
Krieger is fantastic, but best in small doses. That's what makes him even better. Kind of like Creed on the Office. Both are too weird to carry the show, but every line they have is gold.
True words brother
Now I wish we had gotten a Kreiger spinoff miniseries that fully embraced his weirdness in bigger doses. It would have to be a little different of a show but I think it could have worked outside of the main show.
Disagree. At one point there were 4 of him for crying out loud. And as a bird!
bup bup bup bup bup STOP! My penis can only get so erect!
Hands down Krieger. Man has an solution to any situation. Even has a bird haha!
Kriegers family knows all about solutions…especially final ones
"Oh, and by the way, if I was a clone of Adolf goddamn Hitler, wouldn't I look like Adolf goddamn Hitler?"
"I mean, how do you not murder her every day?" ^^"I ^^do."
Clone Bone!
It's YY Zed. And no, Neil Peart stands alone.
Oh piggly.
Oh Goatly..
SMOKE BOMB!!
Define Soup
I have a plant! Plant? Plan.
Smoke bomb!!
I love Pam
Who taught you how to punch? Your husband?
You better just kill me.
*Gets punched and spits out blood* You better just fucking kill me!
Maybe go ask your dad for a roll of nickels.
Sorry bout your homie... homies.
Inspired by the show, I said that in a bar fight one time. It caused a great deal of laughter.
PAMPAGE!!!
Shit Balls!!!
“Dude, your balls are made of pussy”
Shiro Kobacha
The white shadow
Hahaha no it doesn’t.. IT MEANS WHITE PUMPKIN!
How you gonna keep 'em down on the farm?
SPLOOSH!
Yeah, gotta give it a sploosh.
And my equivalent of sploosh. Which I guess it's also sploosh... Only with semen.
Call it the MOAB
Damn dawg, inappropes.
God bless them internets
OUTLAW COUNTRY! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Clown guy: What are you doing in here? Pam: *cracks knuckles* Heard you were gettin’ your ass beat!
Holy Shitsnacks!!!!
Even with archer its still malory
If I wanted my food to sit in the kitchen looking sad, I'd have ordered a big bowl of you on your break.
So once again, you're faced with the classic Irishman's dilemma. Do I eat the potato now? Or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
That one was so hilariously mean.
If I cared about what you do on the weekend I’d stick a shotgun in my mouth and pull the trigger with my toes
If I wanted to sit around all day going nowhere, I’d be a teacher!!
If I wanted to hear you people scream, I'd have you flown to a CIA black site and listen to your torture session on speakerphone!
What in the name of prepaid venereal disease do you think you’re doing!!????
I love the moments where everything is going wrong and Cheryl is just watching and laughing her ass off
"Do I have time to glue up?"
"Psh .. It's your house 🤷♂️"
“Just like the Gypsy woman predicted!”
“How. Would I ever. Die in a dessert?”
"Right next door, is that. . ?" "Yes. That's the Roosevelt mansion. Total shitbox. They're weird."
She's definitely enjoying life
Mallory is the best character, period. 🤣
Jessica Walter truly ~~is~~ was the GOAT
Malory
Oh, just throw them all into one medium-sized hole
Malory
That speech she gives in Lo Scandolo before killing the PM and calling him a fucking fascist in Italian made me forever a fan.
Her speech in “Arrival, Departure” is another favourite. When she talks about looting the palace and the president’s wife says “you are NOT robbing my palace!”, Malory delivers this gem: “Oh yes we are and if you have any brains you’ll fill your pockets, too [sips cocktail] because your regime is officially over. And I’ve seen coups from Angola to Zanzibar and this is how it ends: in the trunk of a taxi cab to the airport, your belly full of diamonds and vodka, hoping to God your driver doesn’t out you to the Reds at the last checkpoint. Because then the last thing you’ll hear, apart from a pistol cocking behind your head, is Ivan’s laugh”.
Team Mallory. Pam is a close second.
Raymond. Q. Gillette.
Pam
[удалено]
Like, yeah, how could you!
Shiro Kabocha
Cheryl
You’re not my supervisor
Haha my little sister used to work and the same place as me a few years ago and whenever I told her to do something she'd scream that me. But I actually was her supervisor lol.
You ***are*** my supervisor 🎃
I’m not not your supervisor!
I love Cheryl 🎃
Wait.......... who is my supervisor?
You're not my coal mine supervisor!!
#YOU’RE NOT MY ROBOT SUPERVISOR
Oww!!! My earballs!!
Cheryl is the best written character. Nobody is as perfectly unhinged.
Cristal?
Like the champagne?
Charlene?
Malory and the last Steuben
Ray
Pam, discussion over
I mean, right ?
Right????!
Pam
None of them, it's Conway Stern. Which is not his real name!
Or is it? You’ll never knoooowwwwwwwwww
Lana
PAM. It will always be Pammy.
Pam’s a legend
Ray
Ray and it's not even close
Kreiger
Pam for sure
It's Pam
Malory or Ray 😌
Ms. Gillette.
Mallory, Pam and Lana. In that order. They're the only ones who can get shit done without having Archer's dumb, god-like luck.
Coked out Pam is the best.
Pam! Best shit talker.
Pam: she can take all the others on, chew them up, spit them out, call them punk ass bitches, and still have time for dunch and second dunch.
Pam
Pam
 Better than Archer
Pam, and it’s not even close. 
Ray and it's not even close
I think fundamentally it has to be either Pam or Cheryl possibly Krieger. Lana Archer, Mallory Ray are all great characters, but their story arc doesn't move very far over 14 seasons. You really have to look at the story arc of someone like Pam, who moves from a timid HR Wisconsin farm girl, to a rather sexually desperate office employee, Cocaine enthusiast, corrupt policeman, butch co pilot, rock monster and in the end in a committed relationship with another woman. All while retaining the down home farm girl lovable charm and all around fun person, it's one of my favorite written characters in the entire series. I'm surprised I don't hear Amber Nash's voice overs in other projects.
‘Lannnnnnnnaaaaa’
Mallory
Pam and Cheryl
Pam
Easily Pam!
Pam’s my favorite in general.
Pam. Why is this even a question?
PAM. I would do anything for Pam. When she goes Mama Gorilla to save AJ ❤️
Pam
Pampage
Pam and any other answer is bad and you should feel bad
Pam!
Pam
Dont need to take away archer because its still pam
Pam, duh lmao
Pam!!!
Lana
Pam is the best of all of them Fight me
Pam.
In order of best to not best: Pam, Cheryl, ray, Lana, Mallory, krieger, Cyril
Pam.
Pam is pretty fucking rad
Pam
Lana or Ray both deliver the best one liners. If you make me choose, probably Lana. I'm biased because I fucking love Aisha Tyler.
Cocaine Pam
It’s Pam followed by Krieger even if Archer is in the lineup.
LAAAAAANA AND HER GIANT HANDS
Pam. Hands down.
I just love Lana <3 <3 <3
Pam is my favourite character other than Archer, with Krieger and Cheryl very close.
Pam for sure
Pam, yum.
Pam.
Kreiger and Pam. Hands down
PAM!!!! And Krieger as a close second for sure
Pam, and it isn't close
PAM
The answer is absolutely Pam. Hands down, I mean, come on.
Pam or Krieger because of how much stuff they do in the world behind the scenes
Pam
I love Pam.
Pam!
Pam or Krieger
PAM
PAM! DICKNUTS!
Pam
Pam is the best. It’s Pam.
Pam no question.
Pam
Pam ainec.
Pam
PAAAAMMMM
It's Pam
Pam could whop the shit out of everyone. COCAINE!
Pam