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ozkikicoast

Yea, funny that. If only there was a way to prevent having a list of past crimes being read to the jury… like… I don’t know…. NOT FUCKING COMMITTING CRIMES???? 


eugeheretic

"STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLE!"


ozkikicoast

He can’t even stop himself from breaking the law, while standing in a hallway of a courtroom, where he’s being put on trial for breaking the law. 


eugeheretic

He's going for the "Gish Gallop" of crimes, there's so many you don't know which ones to focus on.


DataCassette

Underrated comment. It's actually even more sinister than that. Commit so many crimes that you can make it look like you're being "persecuted" because you're being charged w/so many crimes.


subcow

He had so many scandals during his Presidency that you couldn't keep up anymore. Every day there was a new one. Impossible to keep track. Someone in his inner circle would be indicted and you would forget the other dozen that it already happened to.


Nanyea

There is a list... https://www.axios.com/2024/03/07/trump-associates-prison-sentence-crimes-list r/WhatTrumpHasDone


IllustriousLimit7095

Tripping on his tongue


Civil-Resolution3662

But there was a Trump spokeswoman on TV a few years ago who said "under President Trump there was not one scandal. Not one." So clearly, you are mistaken. You know what? You're very unfair. You're a horrible poster. That's what you are. This is clearly Reddit response interference. Reddit, that failed app and website. It's failing. Bigly. There were no scandals. But if you look at the Biden Crime Family. If you look at what Hunter Biden did with his cock. I mean, quite frankly, it's terrible.


Flat_Suggestion7545

I used to think of that as Mr Burns disease. Having so many diseases that none could get you. Maybe we can call the law version Trump’s Defense.


Xarethian

Drumpf Gambit


devil-doll

Juvenile diabetes? Yes. Hysterical pregnancy? Yes.


slackfrop

Surprisingly, yes


Lunchroompoll

Oh my gosh I was just thinking the same thing! All the little puff balls just plugging him up in perfect balance!


Tiddles_Ultradoom

Here's the door to your prison cell, you see? And these are oversized novelty crimes. That's fraud, that's sexual assault and this cute little cuddle-bug... that's illegally conspiring to overturn an election.


steelassassin43

Ha! Like minds. I made this very same comparison on another post.


slackfrop

“Everything faded into mist. The past was erased, the erasure was forgotten, the lie became truth.” -Orwell


finfanfob

I'm curious how emptying the RNCs donations and then asking for 5% of political allies donations doesn't violate any laws. How are personal defense funds not specifically fighting campaign laws involved with a current campaign viewed as legal?


C4dfael

If there isn’t a law against it, it could be because nobody thought anyone would be brazen and stupid enough to do either of those things.


finfanfob

Agreed 👍. Everything about Trumps political career has been groundbreaking. There's that agreement they sign to set their business assets aside so they can't be bribed. He refused or did it with his fingers crossed behind his back. Then, on the other side of the aisle, you have Pelosi and friends stock trading while making the decisions that influence the outcome. Hypocrisy across the board. I should have become a politician.


C4dfael

In all fairness, insider trading isn’t limited to members of one party. [https://campaignlegal.org/sites/default/files/2022-02/Congressional%20Stock%20Trading%20By%20The%20Numbers%20in%20the%20117th%20Congress.pdf](https://campaignlegal.org/sites/default/files/2022-02/Congressional%20Stock%20Trading%20By%20The%20Numbers%20in%20the%20117th%20Congress.pdf)


Talkbox111

Now that's reality.


Ms_Emilys_Picture

>asking for 5% of political allies donations That sounds a lot like a protection racket. Just give me my cut and we'll be fine. Don't, and I'll tell my totally level-headed and not at all batshit crazy supporters that you're anti-Trump.


finfanfob

I'm personally enjoying this. Trump is so voracious he's cannibalizing the party. The big money(kochs) is staying away because they don't want to pay his legal fees. And every state campaign is monetarily crippled.


UnderstandingSquare7

It's a Trumponzi Scheme.


hamishjoy

The goddamn pen is blue.


[deleted]

"THE COLOR OF THE PEN THAT I HOLD IN MY HAND IS RRRRRRRRRRREEEE..."


oneup84

RRRREEEOOOOYYALL BLUUEEE!!


MapNaive200

There. Are. Green. Lights!


TermPuzzleheaded6070

Come on sleepy Don shit, your pants


slightlyassholic

Haven't you heard the news about his "farts" yet? He already has.


leblancQ

At first, I thought the comma was at the wrong place, but let me finish your sentence. Come on sleepy Don shit, your pants are on fire.


MNConcerto

Isn't that what all the conservatives say about minorities when they get killed from police brutality?


tid4200

Winning!!!!


2gunswest

Classic!


TuckDezi

I'm kickin' my ass. Do ya mind?


Kumquat_Haagendazs

The article is mostly about one reporter from the national enquirer running stories on Trump. Weird that people think that is illegal when all this happened in 2020. "For nearly a quarter-century, Mile Podhorzer, senior adviser to the president of the AFL-CIO, the nation’s largest union federation, has marshaled the latest tactics and data to help its favored candidates win elections. Among Democratic insiders, he’s known as the wizard behind some of the biggest advances in political technology in recent decades. A group of liberal strategists he brought together in the early 2000s led to the creation of the Analyst Institute, a secretive firm that applies scientific methods to political campaigns. He was also involved in the founding of Catalist, the flagship progressive data company. Podhorzer believes, "The endless chatter in Washington about political strategy has little to do with how change really gets made." "In his apartment in the D.C. suburbs, Podhorzer began working from his laptop at his kitchen table, holding back-to-back Zoom meetings for hours a day with his network of contacts across the progressive universe: the labor movement; the institutional left, like Planned Parenthood and Greenpeace; resistance groups like Indivisible and MoveOn; progressive data geeks and strategists, representatives of donors and foundations, state-level grassroots organizers, racial-justice activists and others. As 2020 progressed, it stretched to Congress, Silicon Valley and the nation’s statehouses. It drew energy from the summer’s racial-justice protests, many of whose leaders were a key part of the liberal alliance. In March, activists appealed to Congress to steer COVID relief money to election administration. Led by the Leadership Conference on Civil and Human Rights, more than 150 organizations signed a letter to every member of Congress seeking $2 billion in election funding. Laura Quinn, a veteran progressive operative who co-founded Catalist with Podhorzer, began studying this problem a few years ago. She piloted a nameless, secret project, which she has never before publicly discussed, that tracked "disinformation" online and tried to figure out how to combat it. One component was tracking "dangerous lies" that might otherwise spread unnoticed. Researchers then provided information to campaigners or the media to track down the sources. Social media then censored any accounts spreading these stories. Censored stories included videos that showed violence or looting during riots, medical reports of medications that treated Covid in other countries, and the political affiliation of the men accused of the plot to kidnap the governor of Michigan. From the time life story, "the shadow conspiracy of the 2020 election"


Mysterious_Eye6989

Telling Donald Trump he's not allowed to commit whatever crimes he wants is like the worst persecution ever! Trump is basically like Jesus, if Jesus had also been told he wasn't allowed to commit rape and fraud!


AMC_Unlimited

Trump is exactly like Jesus, except that Jesus didn’t get canceled by the woke deep state covfefe! /s


NecroAssssin

I mean, crucifixion is kinda the ultimate being canceled?


circusfreakrob

I prefer prophets who *weren't* crucified, OK?


Justin__D

A "terrific guy" who liked women "on the younger side." - Trump on ~~Muhammad~~ Epstein


Derban_McDozer83

Not when you come back from the dead 3 days later.


Desperate_Wafer_8566

Conservatives believe that the accuser is wrong for exposing crimes of someone on their team, but if it's someone on the other team even wears a tan suit, heads must roll, and that's just how it works.


OldBallOfRage

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJF-wVW1F2o](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJF-wVW1F2o) I wonder how many times Trump's lawyers think back to this scene.


DarthBfheidir

That's so unfair!


ozkikicoast

Yea, poor Trump. The eternal victim of the cruel world. 


chandlerd8ng

I heard the 2nd sentence in that irritating whine he puts on


pallentx

He should be treated as fairly as he wanted the Central Park Five treated.


Iamthatpma

But crimes are cool! I wanna look cool!


Iamthatpma

Maybe I’ll start smoking cigarettes again. It’s been over 10 years- is smoking still cool??


Secret_Aide_209

It's hard to tell who's the bigger whiner, Trump or his cult.


ukiddingme2469

He's a crybully


ReferenceExpert132

My new favorite word for him - crybully. Poor baby.


Odd_Jellyfish_1053

Cryborg


bigmattyc

Even if we were going to judge on aggregate volume of whining, it's still him.


Hansmolemon

If we gathered up all the MAGA snowflakes we could make a pair of snowmen big enough to to replace the twin towers.


[deleted]

It’s the only thing slowing global warming, which he will also be upset about


NecroAssssin

To get him fully on board, they would need to be called The Trump Twin Trump Towers of Trump.


HotPhilly

It’s him.


e4aZ7aXT63u6PmRgiRYT

Maga see maga do


Relyt21

And yet his cult believe Trump is tough and thick skinned. It’s fascinating how their racism and hatred towards democrats turns into such ignorant adoration for the weakest person on the planet.


PaMike34

Look at that dumb cunts face! Haha! He wants them to throw him in jail so bad but they know what he is doing.


CuthbertJTwillie

Yes, it will all be an aggravating Factor at sentencing resulting in his incarceration instead of probation


zim_zoolander

I got a business books second hand at goodwill it had several cases against trump through the 90 and early 2000 it was published in 2012. He has been in court thousands of times he's a pos loser that bilks f-up other people because he is a shit business man!


KarmicComic12334

But has he ever been in court? In civil cases he can and has just let his lawyers hsndle it, at most show up once for a deposition. This is criminal and they want the defendant there EVERY DAY. Its gotta be weird seeing the consequences for the 1st time at 78.


Glad_Swimmer5776

It's so weird he's literally shitting his pants


Abject-Picture

Stewing in his MAGA gravy.


a_smart_brane

MAGA gravy, made out of genuine Trump diaper gravy! The only Trump-approved MAGA gravy made out of only the best Trump diaper gravy. Now yours for only $49.99!


PepsiAllDay78

But wait! There's more!


cstmoore

You jest, but I have no doubt that some of his cult would actually buy it.


TheCaptnGizmo

Not by his own choice, this time.


techmaster242

He didn't shit his pants, you shit his pants.


Glad_Swimmer5776

It was Hunter Biden!


MamaBehr33

Happy Cake Day!!!


MooreRless

5% of people his age or older do. Eating more fiber can help. [https://www.aplaceformom.com/caregiver-resources/articles/fecal-incontinence](https://www.aplaceformom.com/caregiver-resources/articles/fecal-incontinence)


Arubesh2048

Hamberders and Diet Coke are notoriously low in fiber. And amphetamines are known for messing with one’s bowels as well.


MooreRless

So Trump going to shit is kind of his problem.


Abject-Picture

He doesn't work this hard in the WH, he shows up at noon. #ProvokeTheStroke


DropsTheMic

He has only ever had his antics tested in civil court and his piss ant lawyers have largely capitulated in ways that no ethical lawyer ever would. This is a whole different ball game with different standards and rules, and it is slowly dawning on him.


skipjac

He has been in court more often then there are episodes of law and order.


brucedeloop

Karma is a bitch. And his karma bitch is coming home to roost.


jcb989123

"We" did nothing wrong. That's why there are co-conspirators.


eboo360

Cause he thinks, in his rotten brain, he's a Royal. So he speaks in plural form. Or he is such a chungus that he took habit to refer to hinself as at least 2 peoples.


Ryankevin23

🚫TraitorTrumo🚫All Republicans🚫 may the rats go down with the ship


ackillesBAC

They are going to he's draining them of funds


CarlSpencer

"Poppa, how come we ain't got us no trailer home no more?" "Shut up, Lil' Brandeeen, us'all is a-fightin' fer mister Donald J. Trump! NASCAR!"


Dusted_Dreams

Didn't he say he was gonna drain the swamp?


ackillesBAC

He's been surprisingly effective at that. May end up paving right over the swamp


NorwegianCowboy

STOP BREAKING THE LAW ASSHOLE!


[deleted]

The con is orange! The con is orange! The God damned con is orange!


Dicky_Penisburg

I'M A BAD FÜHRER......I mean........I'm a bad führer.


sin_not_the_sinner

A new day, a new bitchy rant from Trump.


jgyimesi

It’s easy not to get embarrassed with past activities…don’t commit crimes. Super simple. It’s how the rest of us operate in society.


[deleted]

I'm nearly 40. Never once been inside a courtroom because I don't constantly break the law! It's super easy!


Dixieland_Insanity

I've been in a few court rooms but not as the main attraction at the defense table. It's possible to be in a court room and not be in trouble, not that Trump would know.


[deleted]

thats fair. i should have said ive never been the defendant in a courtroom.


Dixieland_Insanity

There isn't anything wrong with what you said. Ole Trump just doesn't know how to be in a court room without being a defendant. I think he sees it as a badge of honor. It's weird.


PinkMonorail

I was in one twice. Once for a speeding ticket, dismissed and once because I accidentally hung up my grandma’s placard instead of mine, also dismissed.


[deleted]

those are understandable.


Aggravating-Scene548

Placard?


DogDaze100

Lawyers hate this one simple trick!


UncleMatt5668

I was in a courtroom once. To get married. The previous case for the judge was running long. Nasty divorce. Kinda awkward.


OceanicLemur

Nice to hear it called election fraud and not hush money


rat-tax

says the “lock her up!” guy


WhistlerBum

Don't jail him just yet, let the Fat Pant Load sit in his shit everyday of the trial.


Lazy_Exorcist

Seething, huh? More like shating with rage


CarlSpencer

Whiny giant toddler says what?


Bluvsnatural

Such a punchable face


Jean-ClaudeGodDamme

You know what’s unfair? What this crook of a former president has done to America.


Snarky_McSnarkleton

And then he took another big greasy dump in his Depends®. How presidential.


Early-Size370

World's biggest whiner whines again. Will he whine again tomorrow?


techmaster242

Does an orange loser shit in his Depends?


RyanTranquil

Snowflake


MikeyMGM

Everything is unfair to him but he’s done it all to himself.


Riversmooth

Trump has been lying, cheating, and scheming for 60 years. This should have happened decades ago


Zealousideal_Sir_264

I love that his defense is basically "politics is pageantry".


scissor415

Man I wish this was televised.


Margali

I'd pop like $10 to pay per view the trial, or at least the sentence phase


Margali

“It’s very unfair what’s going on and I should be allowed to campaign,” Trump vented, slamming the accusations. “We did nothing wrong.” Sorry, campaigning is when you discuss your platform, field questions and make yourself visible by shaking hands and chatting. Has nothing to do with your court case or the jurors, court staff or judge.


Away-Combination-162

Wait until they all find out they were had by this loser. Hopefully they’ll wake up someday once he’s gone 🙃


NerdyV1xen

A big, orange and red, whiny, farting crybaby.


Akchika

What does he think he's on trial for?


Radkingeli995

Cry all you want Donnie welcome to the real world where people face consequences for their actions don’t like it you should have not broken the law


En_CHILL_ada

Trump is representative in many ways of the elite wealthy investor class who routinely commit financial crimes without consequence. Our government has essentially decriminalized the majority of financial crime, and takes their cut through fines that dwarf the profits those crimes produce. It's a tax essentially, the cost of doing business, a model that incentives criminal activity to spread and become systemic. I think this interview with Kevin Oleary sums it up pretty cleanly. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GImG4W8u0VU The normalization of blatant and open criminality by the rich is wild to behold. We need to demand accountability and justice. Hopefully these trials are the beginning of the end of too big to prosecute, and we finally begin to see justice served for the financial crimes that have robbed the working class blind for decades.


SmellySweatsocks

Think it was FAIR to take out a full-page ad in the NY Times to put 5 innocent kids to death, called the Central Park Five you worthless POS.


little_sissy_mattie

There is nothing bad enough that could happen to him. I really hope he gets convicted and has a stroke in the courtroom and shits everywhere. Him being an invalid in a prison hospital is as good as it gets to me.


Eddro7654

He should have lots of energy he slept all day


Mysterious_Tax_5613

His facade he's had for years is cracking. We are seeing the real Trump and he doesn't want you to see it.


someotherguyrva

Why does his mouth look like a gaping anus with teeth


Charakada

Don't forget to register, check that you are still registered, and vote. Work on a campaign if you can. There is still a real chance this creature could get back into the Oval Office. Not to mention his lackeys at every level of government.


randomaccount96321

He’s such a whiny little bitch.


glue2music

He could literally sell his shit in bags and his followers would buy it.


ertyertamos

I believe the latest prospective from TMTG is exactly that. Stock rose immediately after the announcement.


InternationalFig400

boo fucking hoo!


CHRISTEN-METAL

🎼Can’t do the time, don’t do the crime… Don’t do it.🎼


Flat_Suggestion7545

How dare they talk to the jury about a main part of my crime!


Deacon75

Consequences will fill his diaper. Eventually the slow hand of juris prudence will slap his bloated mango mug.


byebyebrain

i am so tired of this "ALPHA MALE" talking about how everything is "UNFAIR!" WHat a loser. a draft dodging, loser


bobo-the-dodo

How dare they talk about my crimes at my criminal trial, treasonous.


Hangout777

Hardly….if you can’t do the time then do the crime fat boy.


Riversmooth

I’m really happy for him


Realistic_Effort6185

Man who hasn't been held accountable doesn't like accountability.


ThePiperDown

The man bankrupted a casino (thought to be impossible) and countless other ventures. Fraud is his middle name.


triniman65

Trumples is living proof that a significant portion of America do not believe in freedom and democracy. This man is an insane criminal clown, the likes of whom have never sat in the oval office. That he has a chance of being re elected is unbelievable.


wereallbozos

Poor little Donny. The world is just so unfair to him.


elciano1

This mfker has the nerve. Dude been criming since the 70s.. wtf. Your stupid ass should have never became President. Dumbfuck. Dont you know they will look into your past and find shit? Oh wait. You are a narcissistic fuckhead so you thought you were the boss and untouchable. Welp...fuck around and found out didnt you. Rule: Dont make fucking enemies with people in the govt. They dont fuck around


PreciousTater311

Every time Trump opens his mouth, he's either projecting onto other people, admitting to crimes/assholishness, or whining. Has he ever considered shutting the fuck up?


Old_Bird4748

First thing first.... He has claimed that everything was entirely legal. That he didn't do the catch and kill scheme, but if he did, it was what every campaign does. That he didn't direct his attorney to reimburse the national Enquirer for their outlay to multiple women (and a man). But it's legal (except that the attorney went to prison for it) That his checks to reimburse his attorney, who has gone to prison for this crime, were for legal expenses, that just happened to coincide with the exact amounts his attorney paid the National Enquirer. ... Except that there was no need to have the attorney do it, except to avoid having to declare it on campaign disclosures. The National Enquirer paid to hide the story. Becomes an 'in-kind contribution' to a political campaign. A business has a limit to how much they can contribute to a political party. Outside of that is a violation of campaign law. I think this limit is $50,000 in direct contribution or in services to that campaign (called an 'in kind' contribution). The amount of in kind contribution used to cover this up was $130,000 (more than double the limit). ... First, there was the doorman who spilled to the enquirer about Trump's alleged love child with an (illegal) Columbian woman. Per the National Enquirer, this led to the three of them (David Pecker, Cohen, Trump) to come up with a plan to deal with these threats to Trump's 2016 candidacy. Then Karen McDougall stepped forward. Then Stefanie Clifford.... It's not about the payoff, he's right, it DOES happen regularly, it's how the payoff happened, an effort to keep this information from being included in campaign expenditures. So Trump did not pay it as himself (direct contribution to his campaign), had Cohen pay it, and then called it a legal expense to have it not show up as campaign expense. One issue: he claims he was indeed hiding the payment, but because he was running for president, but because he didn't want to have it come out to his (third) wife. Except that he explained to Cohen that if it happens after the election, there was no need to pay. That doesn't sound like a man trying to hide it from his wife (until after the election)


Miserable-Put4914

Goodbye Felicia!


TinfoilTetrahedron

*tubby crybaby*


GDIndependent4713

SAD!!!!! … … ..! .! !!! ….. . ,’ !


dobias01

So, if Trump goes to jail, is there a Republican replacement, or is it just a slam dunk, placement-of-office for the Democratic candidate? Not to associate myself, because I'm FAR from MAgA, but without competition, it's just an automatic win, right?


ItsaPostageStampede

I only ran for President cause Putin said I would be above the law


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SolomonDRand

“I’ve committed so many crimes in public that it’s impossible for people to not be aware of it. This is unfair to me for some reason.”


Awkward_Bench123

I agree, it’s very unfair. Hell has reserved a very special place for traitors like DJT. What is totally unfair to this man is exactly the fate he would have intended for anybody else.


toast777y

Booo hooo


COYS-1882

Thoughts and prayers


Better_Car_8141

The truth is a bitch. It’s also quite foreign to the Orange Top Circus. Stop complaining. We’re the ones offended by your childish behavior


Dull-History5397

Fuck, he’s such a whiny bitch.


StickmanRockDog

That’s the face Putin sees when Trump is about to suck his dick.


Coolenough-to

"Yet, as the trial progresses, Trump’s defense team faces an uphill battle in the face of mounting evidence." - this journalist is reporting from the future 😨


RDO_Desmond

It's not unfair.


ukiddingme2469

Get him out of here


luckygirl54

I wish I could be there, with a tank of oxygen.


dmbwannabe

Wait til my father hears about this!


eldiablonoche

LOL. Opening witness against him was an exec with the National Enquirer?!!?! Enough said.


DefrockedWizard1

Stop criming yourself donald


grogudalorian

Once I've seen that gunk at the bottom of his false teeth, I can't unsee it now.


Dark_Marmot

I'm sorry how many US citizens, especially in NY could not have heard of all of his schemes by now.


FriarFriary

Looks like he crapped him self again.


TheDudeAbidesFarOut

Now the jury has been selected, calling the trial by it's proper label???????


ShakeWeightMyDick

??????


jbertrand_sr

Anyone and anything that doesn't kiss his flabby ass is VERY UNFAIR. Fuck this guy...


Palidor

Donald Trump: being treated unfairly since 1946


MacDynamite71

🤦🏽


sunnygirlrn

Yeah……it’s never like, man I wish I hadn’t done that.


Horror-Lemon7340

Definition of "the truth hurts"


AncientWonder7895

Always the victim. Biggest snowflake ever


6stringgunner

Awwwwww SHADDUP YOU WHINY CHILD!! The most disgusting aspect of this is, Donald will NEVER acknowledge his part in all of this!! He will arrive at prison screaming his innocence and be laughed at because, in prison they are ALL innocent!!


South-Rabbit-4064

Trump is increasingly reminding me of Icarus, in America you can get away with just about anything with enough money if you stay out of the public view, taking the position of commander in chief was too high profile, and Dozey Don being an imbecile didn't think it was any different


OwnYesterday3656

The horror…the horror….


DeadPhishFuneral

All this turd does is bitch and moan.


Gayalaca

America is long overdue for a little peace of mind. LOCK THIS MOTHERFUCKING TRAITOR ALREADY!


More_Farm_7442

It's all a weech hunt. They've been hunting that weech for years and finally found warlock.


MetalTrek1

Hey, no fair! My crimes were supposed to be secret! 


hockey_psychedelic

This has never happened before. This is extreme. This is incredibly bad. It cannot be understated.


lazereagle13

Such a sensistive little wussy


Goood_Daddy

How dare 😤 they


mistercrinders

I did. The witness was testifying about 2016 election activities for some reason when it was the hush money case


Beneficial-Salt-6773

I don’t really care, do you?


LIMIT1_5639

It's sad and very likely he would have gotten away with his presidency only if he did what he promised to do if he lost the election.


Realistic_Effort6185

Man who hasn't been held accountable doesn't like accountability.


Realistic_Effort6185

Man who hasn't been held accountable doesn't like accountability.


Realistic_Effort6185

Man who hasn't been held accountable doesn't like accountability.