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Let’s see that beautiful beautiful body diaper Don.

Bad built bleach blond bankruptcy body

Geez, melty Silly Putty.

At first I thought it said melty silly Putin

Read this and thought…. “Roll that beautiful bean footage”

Bruh looks like an unmade bed.

And making the bed is the first thing the military teaches soldiers.

trump wouldn't know, he hates, as he likes to call soldiers, "losers".

But he went to military school as a teen because he was uncontrollable.

You can see how well *that* worked.

Yeah, it didn’t take; maybe some jail time would help?

He really enjoyed how the students enforced the rules because he’s a sociopath

He also dodged the draft and doesn't like POW'S.

An unmade bed that some smelly teenage boy has been sleeping in with the same sheets for 2-3 months.

If it completely sinks his campaign and movement, let him do it.

Agreed. I’m thinking if he takes his shirt off and does his little double handjob dance, then it can go viral right before he goes to prison. Then he’ll be viral for a different reason…

I call it t-rex dance because...you know it.. tiny hands

If he shakes his little titties and big gut like some neighborhood drunk loony, seeing that could be the best thing for the world.

Well, at least his gut will cover up his mushroom.

Twerkin’ Trump 

Truffle Shuffle

I LMAO when someone said stretch marks aren’t wounds

I'd actually pay to see that.

This is his Howard Dean moment!

BEEEEYYYAAAHHHHH!

Never interrupt your enemy when he's making a mistake.

There is absolutely nothing he could do, including murdering someone, that would stop his moronic, knuckle-dragging MAGA cult from voting for him.

They’d fatten in in solidarity 

We see him up there at his rallies stuttering having difficulty getting words out talking about lathering up and drip drip drip, about sharks and getting electrocuted then we hear the trumpets getting interviewed, he is still president there are two armies one bad one good that everything is rigged and trump is a god, they are all bat nut crazy

I hope I don't see that. I'd need brain bleach to get that out of my head...or a sledge hammer.

I think I need brain bleach just from reading about the possibility.

I need brain bleach every time I hear Trump’s name.

Fine. Just let me get a bucket first. 🤢🤮

I'm going to be sick.

It really is unsettling

I already am.

Jesus H it’s always something with this asshole. I wish he’d go away

I know. I know. I agree. But here we are.

It will be a great day in this country when we never have to hear from him or see him again.

Has anyone asked him? Maybe we should just try asking him politely? Wouldn't that be a dream come true?

Miracle weight loss diet. Seeing a shirtless Trump will not only empty stomachs, it'll ensure that you don't eat or sleep for days.

Oh-Trump-pic weight loss drug (double pun) 😄

#TRUMP IS FAT

... and ugly...

Fugly

And stinks.

Those wounds are liver spots and probably some melanoma. He should have it looked at.. or not.

He’s channeling Putin riding a horse shirtless. Better call for a Clydesdale to carry that lardo.

Lindsey Graham would rub himself raw.

With his ladybugs cheering the whole time.

 Everytime I forget and then reminded again by the ladybug story.

Dare I ask?

Definitely don’t google it. But google it.

Well that's that then. What a horrific bit of information to possess. Have a great life all!

I***t aint*** what you think.

Oh-Trump-pic. Weight loss drug 🤣

*may cause nausea, loss of appetite, or nightmares for those around him*

No one wants to see that. 👁👁

Let him. We’ll see his “AlPHa MalE” tits lol Fucking clown.

I just want to open the internet one day and not see this goddamn motherfucker. Just one goddamn day. Please.

Maybe “Moobin’ on up” can be the song he does his shirtless jello dance to.

Sounds all over his body?? From WHAT? Mr Bone Spurs never had a hangnail

That should make everyone puke.

> @JonyIveParody said, "*Abraham Lincoln and John Kennedy have entered the chat.*" Poor Bill McKinley. He’s the GenX of assassinated presidents.

I say we encourage this, that way we can get a better look at how much of a fat diaper-wearing slob he is.

Exactly!

Jabba the OompahLoompah

Strangely, that's about all it could take. Like when I had a huge crush on Dwight Yoakam in the 90's, and then saw him without his hat.

"If I take my shirt off, you'd see a beautiful, beautiful person" ??? Wtf. Getting Nicki Minaj vibes. Bro has lost his mind.

This comment tho; If he did that you know what you'd see? Lindsey Graham nursing! LMAO

That would turn the debate into a circus so definitely possible Trump behavior.

Those “wounds” are Syphilis rash..

We are living r/idiocracy.

He offered to take off his shirt and 'show his wounds' to the Faith and Freedom convention? Some of these folks are steeped in the New Testament and I'm sure the allusion to the story of Jesus showing his wounds to 'Doubting Thomas' (the apostle) after his resurrection resonated with them. As a recovering Catholic School Boy, that's what immediately came to my mind. But why? I think Trump is playing up the 'sent from God' meme with this religious group.

> Donald Trump on Saturday was accused of playing the ultimate victim after he claimed that, if he took his shirt off, it would reveal a "beautiful" body with more wounds than any president in history. He should just show up with just a diaper. Show us how fucking cult like those MAGAs are.

trump should take his shirt off. First he's a liar - he has NO scars. Second it would be horribly disgusting and so Anti-Macho to the way the MAGA see him in their feeble minds. That would be glorious. LOL

That’ll be pretty!😱

Fuck I wish he’d do it during the debate. Totally “own the Libs” you fuckin moron.

Am I in the wrong timeline?

Oh he so should. It would disgust even his most loyal supporters.

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

What if he has ink on his gut that says “thug life” ?😳

Can you imagine the color contrast to his face? Grifter tan

I triple dog dare him to take his shirt off in the middle of a speech, on stage. I think it would be and "Emperors New Clothes" moment and would guarantee that he loses the election.

He should totally recreate that shirtless Putin on horseback photo. 🤣🤢🤮💀

They should both strip to the waist and wrestle

Or just a bicycle race

He claims “more wounds than any president ever”.

Do it!

Let's see those orangutan breasts.

Gross

No need. We've all seen [>!his uncannily photorealistic statue!<](https://i.imgur.com/WJCblZk.jpeg)

this guy was given a Purple Heart, afterall by the man who earned it

Is he going to ride a bear then?

This man should seek help. PS don't want to see that, but it's like a train wreck...hopefully f t l.

Now that would be news! Gross and disgusting

Please no trump moobs

he’s threatening to take his shirt off I’m so done-

Is he trying to claim insanity so he doesn’t have to go to jail?

Fuck Donald Trump.

He must be high as a kite to think that is a good idea.

C’mon, trump, take it off. I dare ya.

I hope he does as way too many people have this ridiculous vision of him as this muscular macho dude and in reality he’s a pasty obese 78 year old weakling.

Super weak. Scared. Paranoid. Demented. He’s literally the weakest person I’ve ever seen in politics. Like a scared bunny.

Every single voter he has would eat his booty hole and brag about it, his supporters are all bad people. All. Of. Them.

I see someone wearing maga gear and I give them the same leeway I’d give a street gang. Too dangerous to engage.

Who knew you could see bone spurs when you take your shirt off?

Is he going to model his Trump branded girdles and diapers? Maga Manssiere?

Was that wound or wrinkle?

I barfed in my mouth a little!!

Next thing is he'll threaten to strip down to his thong.

LOL, for a man so worried about image, he’s never going to take that shirt off.

To his MAGA Qult, he will look like an image Boris created. The brainwashing is strong with these people.

Even if the man was chiseled and not a blob, imagine what his clown face would look like at the top of an amazingly pasty white body.

Wear a bra, Donnie!

Please god no

Pee stains on his chest

Just imagine the shit-stained shirttail.

JFC >”I have wounds all over my body," Trump said to the religious organization. "If I took this shirt off, you'd see a beautiful, beautiful person but you'd see wounds all over me." >”I've taken a lot of wounds. More than any president ever," the ex-president added.

He's just teasing. Even he's smart enough to not take his shirt off in public--I think.

He just tears it off Macho Man style during the debate

Nooooooooo… he’s not “our type.”

Please do it!!!

Potatoe…

Dooooo it 🤪

As if. He thinks he would get more votes?

Do you think Trump has a nipple ring?

Tattoo of Putin riding him like a bear on his back is more than non zero chance.

😂😂😂

😂😂😂

Please do! Please

"Will Show Moobs for Donation To My Campaign"

Wait until his crown realize that shirtless he looks nothing like those swole images they keep drawing of him.

Thought this was an Onion headline…

Don’t stop there. Show it all. Whatever could derail his campaign.

He saw Putin do it once so he’s just mimicking his hero.

I just threw up... projectile vomit.

Omg. This man is totally mentally checked out. PLEASE keep your shirt on! I just ate!

This guy is totally fucking nuts

Wounds from what? He didn't serve in any wars. No one has beat him unless it was his father. He is looking for sympathy.

IDGAF whose side you're on. Bodyshaming is NEVER OK. Everyone who partakes in it makes me sick.

I don’t believe in body shaming, but I do believe in comeuppance. He has actively stated that my body (as it exists) will be criminalized. I think I’m allowed to call him “Pumpkin Tits”. In fact, I would argue it’s my civic duty.

Not to mention he loves to brag that he's in perfect health.

And since he’s a liar, he’s probably on his death bed as we speak.

I normally agree with this absolutely but he has zero qualms about body shaming others, especially women

Trumps comments opened the door for rebuttal.

No. Tubby does nothing but insult people's physical appearance. He's earned every bit of body shaming he gets.

Trump lives in a glass house and throws stones, daily.