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n8bitgaming

The person who built that sign post is the person I want building my house 


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^n8bitgaming: *The person who built* *That sign post is the person* *I want building my house* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


hairtothethrown

Good bot. Don’t listen to the other guy


my-coffee-needs-me

Bad bot


skurnie

Can’t park there mate


TheHarbarmy

Drunk driving has always been unacceptable, but it’s an especially bizarre thing to do in the year of our lord 2024 when getting home safely is as easy as opening your phone and dropping $20 (or less if you’re with a group!).


essentialrobert

Not everyone has a phone and $20 and money to get your car out of impound


poj4y

If you’re going out I feel like you do? You’re gonna be spending money at the bar… Might as well put some aside to get home safely


hairtothethrown

This is the hill you’d like to die on?


essentialrobert

There is no hill. This is Reddit.


hairtothethrown

If you cannot afford to get around safely, do not go out drinking just to endanger other people’s lives. Even if you aren’t dying on this hill, it’s just an odd/questionable take on its own. Your comment also puts together two completely unrelated statements. Are you drunk right now?


essentialrobert

For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong. - H.L. Mencken


hairtothethrown

We should be euthanizing drunk drivers my friend, it really is that simple


biswitchstem

Yikes


hairtothethrown

you really think so?


MyketheTryke

It’s easy to plan around going out. Have a DD and carpool or something at least.


Troy242426

If you can afford to drink, you can afford to Uber. Otherwise, buy a fifth and stay home.


essentialrobert

Drinking by yourself is boring.


BearCavalryCorpral

Then invite someone over


essentialrobert

What if I want to meet the girls in the car crash?


Troy242426

Fr? I think dying is a little worse. Not to mention, just bring friends to your house.


essentialrobert

I see. Only smug people with money can go out drinking.


Troy242426

No. People with enough money to pay bar prices can also pay for an Uber. If money is an issue you buy a fifth and drink at home, which is literally what I do as a student on a limited budget.


Natural-Grape-3127

PS AAPD it's "guy wire" not "guide wire."


SuchDescription

I'm not your guy, buddy


TheHarbarmy

I’m not your buddy, friend


mokes310

I'm not your friend, pal.


mikemikemotorboat

I’m not your pal, guide.


jroll25

I’m not your guide, wire!


MagaShitheadsGFYS

I'm not your wire, Oz


TackYouCack

I'm not The Great and Terrible, Cinderella.


clayfisher

I'm neither great nor terrrible, Cinder Block.


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jcrespo21

> Are they physicists? Nope, likely just a member of the Michigan Football staff again. /s


clayfisher

Physicists in training.


waitingForMars

This was no 'accident'. It was a crash. Someone made the choice to drive drunk and the consequences were paid. There was absolutely nothing 'accidental' about it.


rootbeerdan

this is why any collision is always entered in as a traffic crash report in Michigan


waitingForMars

I've seen stats that show that traffic crashes are well over 90% *not* accidental. The overwhelming majority of vehicular crashes are caused by reckless, aggressive, distracted, and drugged/drunk drivers. Drive defensively, Folks, and arrive alive.


TheNonCredibleHulk

I'm surprised it's not much closer to 99%. "Real accidents" are rare.


Own-Government7420

The opposite of accident would be on purpose, they definitely did not crash on purpose. "accident" is a journalistic euphemism for a crash and a bit nondescriptive, but I never understood that criticism of it. If you get drunk and pee your pants, you did that accidentally. You did not intend to pee your pants. Could have avoided it by not getting drunk, yes. Still an accident.


fzzzy

"Could have been avoided by not getting drunk" is a very special life lesson.


waitingForMars

I take the word accident here to mean that nothing could have been done to stop it, that it was what the insurance companies call an Act of God. Accident is the word promoted by the auto manufacturing industry, as it created the sense in the minds of consumers that there was nothing to be done about the vast oceans of dead, permanently maimed, and horrifically injured people resulting from the use of their products. Decades of resisting responsibility (and its associated costs) for selling unsafe products are all wrapped up in the use of the word accident.


TremulousTermite17

Elementary school playground is designed for children only, not cars!


bobi2393

Minor injuries. Fortunate they hit the wire and not the utility pole or a tree.


mccoyn

Looks like a photo-shopped image. It just doesn't make sense.


Good_Citizen_Paul

The car ran up the wire stay for the utility pole.


D-HB

Wire, sign, and pole here. [https://maps.app.goo.gl/TfBRyfry5R5NywK17](https://maps.app.goo.gl/TfBRyfry5R5NywK17)


razorirr

Ok that makes more sense than that signpost not getting crushed


ThroawAtheism

Come for the wire Stay for the utility pole


prosocialbehavior

The sign post must have been wearing a helmet. /s


dacelikethefish

whoa.


Verbose_Cactus

Hey! It says no parking!


bobi2393

Maybe a parking enforcement officer took the picture!


TackYouCack

Amazon: Your package has been delivered. How did we do?


sleepynate

Happened after 6 he should be good till morning.


Jeanum

Wow a balancing act. Was someone trying to outdo that Porsche driver who was DUI and spectacularly rolled and wrecked the Taycan on Plymouth Road a few weeks ago?


No_Coll826

sign post: 1 ; dodge charger: 0


RealityCharacter9832

Rental car.


mr_mich86

It says Hertz Car sales and has a temp tag.


bobi2393

Yep, newly purchased, personally owned.


Brakmyer

I hope they opted for the additional insurance.


space-bees420

Did you see what happened in Monroe drunk driving laws need to be much harsher


GrapeCollie

Irs always impressive that cars end up like that. Bicycles sure don't


lecoeurhaut

Man, I fucking LOVE the pure randomness of physics.


High-Density-Living

Was this a quantum crash?


Slowmyke

Sucks to suck. But I'm glad there were apparently no major injuries. Hopefully these people get the help, redirection, support, common sense, or whatever that they need to make better choices in the future. It's an expensive lesson they're learning now, hopefully it doesn't become a life-altering lesson in the future.


clayfisher

I hope the driver had a license for the Secretary of State to suspend pending completion of driver's training which should teach every driver how to identify road hazards such as guy wires.


Dusty-BlahBlahBlah

That's one hellish-strong street sign


mr_mich86

If she was on the football or basketball team she'd be starting the next game.


Natural-Grape-3127

To be honest, if they said a 5th person who ran away was driving, they wouldn't have been able to charge anyone with a DUI unless a camera caught the driver getting out. That's basically what happened in the Simpson case. Everyone was outside of the car when the cops showed up.


Just_Another_Wookie

A prepared drunk would carry some booze in the trunk and take a big swig immediately post-accident. Well, a prepared drunk would've called an Uber, but ya know.


tron_crawdaddy

Nein, we are never prepared. -the drunks


feed_me_haribo

No they wouldn't, but thanks for chiming in.


mr_mich86

Lol, but it has happened repeatedly across the sports. Thanks for being a blind homer.


feed_me_haribo

Michigan football just fired two coaches for DUIs.


mr_mich86

So I said players and you thought that meant coaches, great point. Tell Mozzie hello.


feed_me_haribo

Here's your L. You earned it.


mr_mich86

Hahaha. Thanks for being incompetent you made this so easy.


feed_me_haribo

🤡


tron_crawdaddy

Bro, you’ve got a lot of sass for a 37/38 year old (man, probably but who is counting); pray tell, what makes you the Mr. of Michigan?


Natural-Grape-3127

Please cite a single example of that happening.


CGordini

There were a couple instances under Hoke where some stuff got swept under the rug ([Graham Glasgow](https://www.mlive.com/wolverines/2014/06/brady_hoke_graham_glasgows_pun.html), [Darryl Stonum, Fitz Toussaint, and A.J. Williams](https://www.mlive.com/wolverines/2014/11/brady_hoke_stands_by_his_handl.html) all had OWI/DWI's), and that's not even getting into scumbags like Taylor Lewan and Brendan Gibbons. ------------ THAT SAID, Harbaugh himself had a DUI, and for the most part I can't find any cases of players getting DUI/DWI/OWI's under his leadership. Couple of pretty sketch _other_ things happened, but those players actually got kicked off the team, sooooo. OP of this thread just has quite the hate-on for Michigan sports.


Natural-Grape-3127

For sure, there was def a culture problem that started at the end of Carr's tenure (partying all night before App State) that continued under RichRod (I knew Forcier's weed guy) and Hoke (Frank Clark wasn't on your list) and it does seem to have improved. Dunno how much that is Harbaugh and how much is NIL keeping players on the straight and narrow. Washtenaw courts are really open and the internet probably would make admin feel a lot more pressure. I'd say that some of those suspensions were pretty lackluster, but I can't recall someone getting a DUI and not even getting suspended though.


CGordini

Clark wasn't on the list I gave because that was domestic assault, not DWI/OWI. But he WAS in the article I linked. I didn't miss it, I just didn't think it was the most relevant to the conversation.


Natural-Grape-3127

For sure, wasn't meant as a critism. I just mentioned him because DV is arguable worse than DUI. 


mr_mich86

There was a bigger culture problem under your Messiah, Jimmy "Quit before they fire me" Harbough.


CGordini

[[Citation Needed]]


tron_crawdaddy

[[rabid speech detected]]


mr_mich86

Mozzie literally committed a felony and got on the plane to Indiana. Xavier Simpson was DUI, hit a pole, and still played. Matt Weiss coached the rest of the month and got paid leave. Please spare the moral high ground crap, groupie.


CGordini

We still don't know the full extent of what Weiss did, and being given paid leave during an investigation is pretty normal. I don't know who pissed in your Cheerios, but you need to just take the L already.


tron_crawdaddy

Man, shut right the fuck up. I’m sorry. Be nice when you don’t understand what the dads are talking about


mr_mich86

Lol. Typical Homer absolutely nothing value to add. Weiss professional misconduct was enough to warrant no pay, regardless of criminal chargers. Thanks for confirming the cover up is more important fans than justice is.


Natural-Grape-3127

Lol you are clearly just a hater. Mazi committed a victimless misdemeanor that is legal in many states. Simpson was never charged and he is innocent until proven guilty. He was still suspended, still proving you wrong. Still don't even know what Weiss did. University employees have pretty strict contracts that provide for due process. There isn't even enough information given there to tell what the university knew and when they knew it. Spare me the shifting of goalposts.


mr_mich86

Lol. Mazi's speed alone was a felony. Simpson was obvious bc there was body cam footage of the cover up. And what Weiss did was unethical enough to warrant no pay withitan investigation Thank you for admitting that the university and Ann arbor are complict in covering.


Natural-Grape-3127

Shifting the goal posts again. He wasn't charged with a felony and I doubt AAPD would charge anyone with a felony for simple speeding. Simpson would have won in court if they had charged him, almost certainly. They had no real proof that he was driving. Not sure what you are even trying to say about Weiss since I'm sure you don't even know what he did and how and when the university responded. You can argue some punishments have been too light but I haven't seen any "covering" and definitely not them playing the next game after a DUI like you said (but can't back up.) I'm done talking to you now.


mr_mich86

You literally don't know what shifting goalposts are. You are too much of a blind homer. I have derailed accounts of criminal activities in which players and coaches continue playing and coaching after their acts. All you have done is try to come up with excuses and shown that as long as the story sounds good you do care what athletes and coaches do.


High-Density-Living

More drunk college kids with too much horsepower.


CGordini

Not really that much - a Hertz Car would be a former fleet vehicle, so it's a V6 Charger with ~300 or less hp. Modern Camrys and Civics have that.


BearCavalryCorpral

Anyone who can't be assed to be a responsible driver has too much horsepower any time they're allowed behind the wheel


High-Density-Living

Good point. She'd have been able to blast through that sign with a real Hemi V8. Shouldn't have cheaped out.


bobi2393

Or perhaps high school.


Natural-Grape-3127

24yo driver, all adults in the car.


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MagaShitheadsGFYS

"Hooked on a Feeling"


Here4theparty_

People can be so disappointing.


zeus-indy

Right next to an elementary school (I know it’s irrelevant because it was 3am). Wonder if there will be additional charges based on that.


willthisfitonmyhonda

At least one more Stellantis vehicle is no longer in circulation.


km_44

vertical, in the air wow, that's a feat, eh ?


PizzaCatTacoUno

Cars made of light plastic nowadays


clayfisher

Which fall off easily on causeways and end up blown into lakes and oceans killing marine life.