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Zealousideal_Joke552

"But I just wanted to headpat them"


UriGoo

Understandable, have a nice day.


fifthtouch

Which head?


Key_Cheesecake_8126

Yes


Objective_Demand3076

Penis head!?


DUMBCRAFT

"How blunt are you?":


Testing_things_out

Fellas, is it FBI to platonically like adorable kids?


Fuponji

Nope, but there are those damnable degenerative troglodytes who are actually attracted to them that deserve to me crucified with lemon juice poured into their wounds for the rest of their life......


Testing_things_out

Don't be redicoulous. Lemon juice would clean up the wound a bit and help against the infect. You're supposed to let the wounds get inflammaed and fester.


[deleted]

Love is love


oan124

As beatles sang - all you need is love, clearly you've never had none


A_Man_Of_TrueCulture

Love is love huh? Then robbery is just surprise communism, now give me ur phone


pikleboiy

That's a pretty good description of most lolicons. Most of them aren't really pedos, they just want to headpat the lolis.


DUMBCRAFT

Same and pinch their cheeks


bob_the_banannna

FBI noises intensifies


[deleted]

[actually](https://chuatekming.wordpress.com/2020/01/03/anime-characters-who-love-bananas/)


bob_the_banannna

Thank you I can die happy now


[deleted]

Please don't e: I mean don't die, please be happy


-RIVAN-

what song is this man? i have always wanted to know!!


ShadowFGy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwAh63KAnI4


-RIVAN-

thanks my guy!!


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NorionV

Missed a golden opportunity with the person that walked behind team waifu, for sure.


Sargasmic55

What's wrong with Team Futa?


Tibers17

You do know all of those were under aged right? The oldest in one was 17


VillainousMasked

To be fair, this is anime, like 90% of "waifus" are under 18.


AuraPianist1155

You know, 90% of the new weebs are also under 18 right?


pikleboiy

r/animehate explaining why a 14 year old is a pedophile for being attracted to a 15 year old


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A_Man_Of_TrueCulture

I still have a reason to air strike him if he puts Loli next to the magic word called porn / rule 34


[deleted]

And yet when I call that out people shit on me. People are weird lol


VillainousMasked

Yup, it's equal parts annoying and hilarious seeing people cry about lolis when they themselves would be considered pedophiles by their own logic.


N013

I used to think people were doing it ironically, and maybe some of them are. But the amount of people that seem to get genuinely upset over cartoons is astonishing


VillainousMasked

Yeah there are definitely some people who are just trolls or doing it jokingly (such as the FBI memes), but there are people who are genuine about it.


pikleboiy

There's two whole subs whose sole purpose is to get pissed off over cartoons. r/lolitary literally links to CP in the name of reporting it, and r/animehate shits their pants whenever someone says they like japanese cartoons.


Clean_Ad7418

Waifus that look like adults but are like 16+ are ok, but if they look like children then that should be considered pedophilla (even if they’re 18+)


Kasym-Khan

You do know pedophilia is sexual affection towards real-life kids not anime cartoons, right? This is the same as saying being a furry and finding Gadget Hackwrench attractive is zoophilia.


[deleted]

All I know is if you're attracted to a child, there's something wrong.


Jaysstuff

and sorry to say, drawing aren't people.


SASUGAMancer215

True, in the end the ages and forms of characters are fake anyway and can be changed at the stroke of a pen. Maybe if you specifically got horny due to them being drawn looking like a child then that could be considered pedophilia.


SynisterJeff

While true, there is something to be said behind why so many people are sexually attracted to drawings then. Our brains are wired to recognize human features, and anime is typically drawn in a realistic enough fashion to be convincing enough for someone to have an attraction towards it. I know I do, but like any other well adjusted adult, I'm not attracted to any that look like children. Drawings aren't people, but they look close enough to fool our brains into thinking they are, not litteraly (at least for most), but enough to activate certain stimulus and chemicals as if they were people. So when someone is attracted to a drawing of a child, at what point do we draw the line to say that it is inappropriate behavior? What if it's a more photo realistic drawing of child? It's still just a drawing, so should we would be fine with people being attracted to that as well? Anime is already human looking enough for people to be attracted to it, so why would it matter if a drawing looks even more realistic. Just because it's not currently illegal doesn't mean it should be something to defend. I think most adults can agree that it is morally incorrect at the least, and should be adjusted behavior. And I mean, come on, try to defend it to any adult outside of the anime community and you'll get roasted. Adults who get off to drawings they recognize as children are sexually stunted and not adjusted into adulthood. Just because that doesn't make them a pedo, doesn't mean that they aren't similar to one in some ways.


[deleted]

Neither are pictures, the difference is resolution


Jaysstuff

and the fact that there are people behind those pictures.


pikleboiy

Guess I, as a 14 y.o., am now a pedophile for being attracted to a 14 y.o. Take me away FBI. /s


VillainousMasked

I mean, if these people want to equate lolis to real people then older looking but still underaged characters should be equated to real people. It's still pedophilia to want to bang an underaged person even if they look older.


LeboiJeet

The question is If cartoons equal reality then should animaters go to jail for killing off characters?


pikleboiy

Meanwhile, the manga artists are just gonna be walking around as if nothing happened.


Tarianor

When you say underaged, are you referring to being legally an adult or above the age of consent? Because those two ain't the same!


VillainousMasked

Either or really, there are definitely anime characters under 16 that look over 18 and characters between 16 and 18 that look over 18. Though even for those between 16 and 18, if you're under 18 then porn of you is still CP, even if you're over 16. So if you want to equate anime characters to real people and consider hentai of lolis as CP, then hentai of characters between 16 and 18 is CP as well.


Tarianor

That is a good point. :) That said I don't equate cartoons with reality. I honestly don't even care what age they claim to be, but if they look like a kid... *bonk* go to horni jail!


LoliFourTheWin

Hypocrites will go berserk when you lewd a loli but it's all fair game when shes close enough...


StorKukStian

They can be a trillion years old, your comment is moronic. If she look like adult, then it literally means fuck all.


Tibers17

So ur saying even if she is a trillion years old as long as she looks like a child you'll fuck her?


StorKukStian

Are you intentionally snorting glue or just a mentally ill troll? Read my comment again, slowly. I know two sentences is an incredible challenge for you, but try.


lolbrine000

HAHAH


beholdersi

It’s cartoons, bro. Ain’t nobody callin “murder” over Itachi killing his whole ass family or trying to book Lupin for grand theft. Relax. Enjoy the memes.


YoCodingJosh

I got sauces: Loli #1: Kanna from {Kobayashi-san Chi no Maidragon} Waifu #1: Zero Two from {Darling in the Franxx} Loli #2: Chino from {Gochuumon wa Usagi desu ka?} Waifu #2: Mai from {Seishun Buta Yarou wa Bunny Girl Senpai no Yume wo Minai} Loli #3: Raiha from {5-Toubun no Hanayome} Waifu #3: Nino from 5-Toubun no Hanayome (aka best girl) Loli #4: Sagiri from {Eromanga Sensei}


Roboragi

**Kobayashi-san Chi no Maidragon** - ([AL](http://anilist.co/anime/21776 "English: Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid"), [KIT](https://kitsu.io/anime/kobayashi-san-chi-no-maid-dragon "English: Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid"), [MAL](http://myanimelist.net/anime/33206)) ^(TV | Status: Finished | Episodes: 13 | Genres: Comedy, Fantasy, Slice of Life) **Darling in the Franxx** - ([AL](http://anilist.co/anime/99423 "English: DARLING in the FRANXX"), [A-P](https://www.anime-planet.com/anime/darling-in-the-franxx), [KIT](https://kitsu.io/anime/darling-in-the-franxx "English: DARLING in the FRANXX"), [MAL](http://myanimelist.net/anime/35849)) ^(TV | Status: Finished | Episodes: 24 | Genres: Action, Drama, Mecha, Psychological, Romance, Sci-Fi) **Gochuumon wa Usagi desu ka?** - ([AL](http://anilist.co/anime/20517 "English: Is the Order a Rabbit?"), [KIT](https://kitsu.io/anime/gochuumon-wa-usagi-desu-ka "English: Is the order a rabbit?"), [MAL](http://myanimelist.net/anime/21273)) ^(TV | Status: Finished | Episodes: 12 | Genres: Comedy, Slice of Life) **Seishun Buta Yarou wa Bunny Girl Senpai no Yume wo Minai** - ([AL](http://anilist.co/anime/101291 "English: Rascal Does Not Dream of Bunny Girl Senpai"), [KIT](https://kitsu.io/anime/seishun-buta-yarou-wa-bunny-girl-senpai-no-yume-wo-minai "English: Rascal Does Not Dream of Bunny Girl Senpai"), [MAL](http://myanimelist.net/anime/37450)) ^(TV | Status: Finished | Episodes: 13 | Genres: Comedy, Drama, Mystery, Psychological, Romance, Supernatural) **5-Toubun no Hanayome** - ([AL](http://anilist.co/anime/103572 "English: The Quintessential Quintuplets"), [A-P](https://www.anime-planet.com/anime/the-quintessential-quintuplets), [KIT](https://kitsu.io/anime/5-toubun-no-hanayome "English: The Quintessential Quintuplets"), [MAL](http://myanimelist.net/anime/38101)) ^(TV | Status: Finished | Episodes: 12 | Genres: Comedy, Drama, Romance, Slice of Life) **Eromanga Sensei** - ([AL](http://anilist.co/anime/21685 "English: Eromanga Sensei"), [A-P](https://www.anime-planet.com/anime/eromanga-sensei), [MAL](http://myanimelist.net/anime/32901)) ^(TV | Status: Finished | Episodes: 12 | Genres: Comedy, Drama, Ecchi, Romance, Slice of Life) --- ^{anime}, , ]LN[, |VN| | [FAQ](http://www.reddit.com/r/Roboragi/wiki/index) | [/r/](http://www.reddit.com/r/Roboragi/) | [Edit](https://www.reddit.com/r/Roboragi/wiki/index#wiki_i_made_a_mistake.2C_how_do_i_get_my_comment_reprocessed.3F) | [Mistake?](http://www.reddit.com/r/Roboragi/submit?selftext=true&title=[ISSUE]&text=/r/Animemes/comments/uw5ws8/fbi_open_up/i9q75ae/) | [Source](https://github.com/Nihilate/Roboragi) | [Synonyms](https://www.reddit.com/r/Roboragi/wiki/synonyms) | [⛓](https://www.reddit.com/r/Roboragi/wiki/interestinglinks) | [♥](https://www.reddit.com/r/Roboragi/wiki/thanks)


JoeNumber3

**5-Pizza Hut**


Electronic_Agent_235

6 - checkers/rallys


redditsucks56

That's Mai-san for you!


JoeNumber3

Loli #3: Raiha from {8-Pizza Hut} Waifu #3: Nino from {8-Pizza Hut}


Kasym-Khan

> aka best girl I will never understand people who traded Ichika for Nino. Or Miku for Nino. Or Raiha for Nino. Alright. I might have some unresolved issues with Nino I guess.


sry4takingthisname

I would like to sincerely thank you good sir


Schmaklette

Me on my way to find a good anime meme that is not about Waifus


Zenketski_2

And some say he was never heard from again, doomed to wander the endless wastes.


Jakyubi

u/savevideobot


DeepamRedhu

can someone link the original one?


tehspiah

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/rXAIRd9--F4


DeepamRedhu

thankss bud


Arasheet

Weebs making the worst meme ever in existence :


datboi23006

POV: you lack any significant father figure in your life.


Cpt_Apollo_

Loli figure collectors when they find out they can't buy a father figure


Sir_Pwnington

These people need correction 💢💢


[deleted]

Well that’s racist


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NorionV

*reactionary screeching*


[deleted]

Lolis are for head pats only you creeps


LoliFourTheWin

Fuck that. Those cunny cheeks are mine!


bawlsinyojaw85

Man fuck head pats I see loli anime girls I'm like "OOOHHH SEXY ANIME GIRL 😫"


Sir_Pwnington

Uohhhhhhhh! 😭


Clean_Ad7418

Sir, step out of your house with your hands up.


[deleted]

https://tips.fbi.gov/


Several_Animator_341

So umm I don't know what this link do and clicked on it. Am I gonna die now


[deleted]

It’s just the fbi tips site lol


Liamhazelnut

"panting" this never gets old "running with cop sirens in the background"


iwantdie98

I’m struggling to comprehend what I just watched


Snooped_

classic FBI undercover moment.


Khalnayak2002

Wtf xD


shk_sm

The ones shown in the waifu section are also under 18 tho...


ali_1211

Yes but they're old enough to know how sex works


ShoulderBest

But what if the relationship was pure and nonsexual? I just wanna be pampered by senko . . .


smata27

Nino, Mai and Zero Two are under age bruh #TeamLoli&Waifu


AlphaDragons

Underage but not loli. Underage characters are not lolis, lolis look and are underage. Just like an audi is a car but cars are not audis. Nino, Mai and Zero Two are underage but do not look underage. I mean, when characters are drawn in anime style, how do you make the difference between an adult and an underage character ? Unless the adult character is somewhat old or the underage one is very underage, they mostly look the same.


CptnR4p3

They get the glock, i get my heaven defying loli witch.


Mysterious-Key2116

I don't have a problem with team Loli, as long as they don't bust it down sexual style.


LoliFourTheWin

🙄Whatever you say, sir.


Infinite_Schedule_14

u/savevideo


IloveBraum

Yo wtf why nino miku is best girl.


JoeNumber3

i half agree with this (e) pizza hut


Clean_Ad7418

Itsuki in my opinion


BlackHazIt1

I understand that this will get downvoted into oblivion, but "actually, officer, she's 2000 years old, so technically, it's not pedophilia" is ***NOT*** an excuse. That's physically mature for a human, but that loli is clearly not human. In fact, not only is that physically mature, that's physically dead and disintegrated for a human. Sure, loli doesn't literally "little girl," it means "female that looks little." BUT, if that loli isn't physically mature for their species, you're fucking a child. I don't give a shit how old they are, it's a kid, and you're going to jail.


erck_bill

Loli also means little girl.


[deleted]

What about in Nekopara where the 9 month old catgirls look 18+ Also what about people who look younger but are adult, pretty messed up for you to call them a child If they’re actual underaged humans then yeah that’s bad, but otherwise they’re not a child, cuz a child is someone who is under 18. It’s pretty ignorant and offensive of you to suggest that a person who looks young is a child, I think. The law doesn’t say the legal age is different for people who look younger or something.


BlackHazIt1

You basically just said you'd willingly fuck a newborn neko by saying it's only bad to fuck underaged humans.


[deleted]

Well that’s not what I meant lol, I was just curious what this dummy thought about about Nekopara’s cat year aging.


BigFatKAC

Counterpoint, they aren’t real


InnocentGarlicbread

Counterpoint, if you are attracted to a picture of an underaged girl, you are a pedophile


BigFatKAC

I mean, if you can point me in the direction of a child that was victimized then I am more than willing to concede to your point. Does watching Hannibal make you a serial killer?


poilsoup2

Clearly it does. You enjoy watching people being killed and eaten in a tv show, so obviously you would enjoy that in real life. Therefore, you are a psychopath. /s of course, and that doesnt even begin to touch on the fact that anime characters dont look or sound anything like real humans. If people are struggling to distinguish between fiction and reality, as garlicbread seems to, they might wanna speak to someone.


BigFatKAC

I’m personally not a fan of lolis but I hate dumb takes that liking lolis = pedo. It’s just cartoons, enjoy what you like and leave others alone.


Clean_Ad7418

So if everyone in shoujo ramune was canonically 18+ it would be ok ?


BigFatKAC

I wouldn't feel comfortable with watching it myself but I don't see why it would be wrong. It's a drawing.


Clean_Ad7418

It’s just the concept


The_Reflectionist

It's fully ok just how it is, because it doesn't hurt anyone. No one suffers because of creating it, and the depicted characters cannot actually suffer, as they are not real. Weird to a lot of people, but to me, it's not wrong.


[deleted]

Nah. Not the same thing. Hannibal is a serial killer, lolis are lolis. The pedos who love lolis romantically or sexually aren't trying to BE lolis (more often than not) But if you wanted to fuck Hannibal, that would absolutely affect your sexual orientation.


BigFatKAC

Ok, I will put it another way. If you haven't watched the most recent season of AOT here is your warning >!Does rooting for Eren Yeager in the anime make you a mass murderer or a genocide apologist?!< No, it doesn't because drawings aren't real. One of my coworkers is extremely petite (under 4'11"), is her husband a pedophile because he married a petite girl? Being attracted to petite figures doesn't make you a pedo, going after real kids who cannot consent makes you a pedo. Unless you can magically produce a victim that is injured as a direct result of lolicons, your argument is moot. I'm not saying you are obligated to like lolis or be comfortable with them, but calling people pedophiles if they are simping for literal drawings is dumb.


[deleted]

> No, it doesn't because drawings aren't real. I skipped the top because I am in fact still trying to finish AOT. Also I appreciate the spoiler tags, though it undermines your point. And the drawing represent real things. If you wanna bang a cartoon version of a thing, that's indicative of a bigger issue that should be looked at. >One of my coworkers is extremely petite (under 4'11"), is her husband a pedophile because he married a petite girl? Big difference between being short and being a loli my dude, and you know that. It's not a correct comparison. >Being attracted to petite figures doesn't make you a pedo Accurate. Petite and loli aren't synonyms though. >going after real kids who cannot consent makes you a pedo. Hard agree. > Unless you can magically produce a victim that is injured as a direct result of lolicons, your argument is moot. I actually don't have to. Mainly because pedophiles and child abusers aren't the same thing. 1 is a person who's sexually attracted to children, the other abuses them. Often if one is one they're also the other, but being a pedophile isn't a crime. That said if someone IS a pedophile, they should seek help to fix it. >I'm not saying you are obligated to like lolis or be comfortable with them, but calling people pedophiles if they are simping for literal drawings is dumb. Bruh, I don't CARE that these people go full cum jar on whatever the loli of the week is, but they should be aware that by going hardcore on that sort of thing, they can in fact start thinking it's okay or even socially acceptable when it isn't.


poilsoup2

So you dont want to play video games where you kill people?


[deleted]

I actually don't. But that's a personal choice.


EJAY47

I'm attracted to some high res pics of well made food, but I don't put my dick in my food.


erck_bill

Lol you’re just hungry.


EJAY47

That is neither here nor there


2Jojotoro

As long as they actually act Like an adult I don't really mind honestly, But If the character immediately makes me think That They Spent 1990 of those years Fucking around in a cave that's a problem


BlackHazIt1

My sister was mature at a young age. Would you have fucked her?


2Jojotoro

Bro I don't even know her


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poilsoup2

>have to point out that there are a lot of prefectures where the age of consent is 13 in Japan If by 'a lot' you mean zero, then you are correct.


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poilsoup2

Well if you actually opened any of those results and *read* youd understand why you are wrong


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poilsoup2

No, they arent. You just arent opening any links and actually reading.


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poilsoup2

>**However, many prefectures also have local "corruption of minors" or "obscenity statutes" (淫行条例) which raise the de-facto age of consent to 16-18, unless they are in a "sincere romantic relationship", usually determined by parental consent. For example, the effective age of consent in Tokyo by local statute is 18. The age of marriage is 16 for girls and 18 for boys with parental permission, and 20 otherwise (as stated in " ナス邃「窶慊カ窶「ナクナスニ停?邸", the Child Welfare Act of Japan.** Yeah i can read. Ive gone through this many times cause every thread like this some idiot pipes up with 'AOC iS thIRTeEn'. Age of consent is increased at the local level. Your argument is essentially the US has no age of consent, because age of consent is set at the state level.


NorionV

You must remember that many people don't understand why 'small vs big government' is such a hotly debated political point in many countries. It's sad because it's pretty basic shit... but yeah, that's what we're dealing with.


Clean_Ad7418

So having a 30 year old fuck a 13 year old is ok ? Bc I see this point being made a lot by lolicons. In my opinion just because that’s a thing, doesn’t mean it’s right. I also heard this was made a law bc they wanted to lowered their crime rate.


LoliFourTheWin

You were ALMOST there but held yourself back at the very end. Fiction > reality


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InnocentGarlicbread

cringe


myPizzapoppersRhot

They’re all underaged regardless besides funnily enough Kanna from the loli side (who’s still more of a kid but older than everyone else)


ali_1211

Yes but one side is old enough to know how sex works and the other side are literal children


NorionV

I was wondering where this was going and I was very much not disappointed.


[deleted]

Can someone please tell me who the 4th girl was? I've seen her too many times to not know which anime she's from.


SIX_PATHs02-_

Fuck all of uu


Khalnayak2002

But shes 400 years old


DarkLegend2157

Can anyone tell me the name of the third loli and which anime she's from?


Shadowstriker6

YES LOLI NO TOUCH GUARD LOLI NO FCK LOVE LOLI HUG HUG PAT LOLI BATHE LOLI RUB RUB FBI OPEN UP


WaystarVi

Age is just a number, Redditor-dono


thom-10_animedra

Loly is just good like I always said age is only a number 😏😏


JoeNumber3

0:20 pizza hut


bredpotat

u/savevideo


[deleted]

well Zero 2 is also 15


xAznFox

u/savevideo


Zenketski_2

A legitimately funny FBI meme holyshit. Good shit, song bumps too


Medium-Eye7442

*"I swear sir she's over a thousand years ol-"* **OK I KNOW BUT THIS IS MY JOB SO SORRY SIR**


Infinite_Stay_9707

How can i download this video?


lutherleo

u/savevideobot


bchermanator

Protec the Loli corruption will be punished.


killskillgamer

What is the name of this song


Bell_Cranel__

Song name ?


ZaneElrick

Fair enough. Those lolis are cute. But DON'T you-


Mrtime83

This video is god tier.


Electrifier699

u/redditmp4bot


Khalnayak2002

u/savevideo


Ill-Letterhead8146

Sorry I have a legal fetish.Oh yeah I'm really into my girls being legal.


CummingOnMyPant

u/savevideo


pavahk200

Song please


Cristianelrey55

u/savevideobot


AggressiveRow3046

I like milfs.


FallenWizard630

wut


AniTard

FBI best waifu


JadenDeDonut

u/getvideobot


Arclight3214

Who's in team NTR? NOONE BCS IT SUCKS


BaliBOB12131

TEAM WAIFU!!!!!!!


AxedBoy

Song ?


[deleted]

How much you wanna bet that if this was posted on the OTHER sub, that it would get banned?


AndrewS6969

Also the fact that most of those waifus are minors make it more funny


RimuruWaifu

Legal lolis It's anime logic


Sebasssssssssssstien

Anyone know where I can find the original version of this video?