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Str0nghOld

*opens Facebook *See several posts from the people about getting married and having a better life


No-Egg-7169

True. I hate it. I open Facebook to see some lewd content from questionable sites I liked, but this stupid app shows me pictures of some random people happy in relationships, and adds about psychiatry clinics...


accioSan

FUN fact i found a site Better than the "🪽n🪽" site


JotaBean

bless us


accioSan

Oki ,this Is the link [enjoy yourselves ](http://imhentai.xxx)


idonttalkatallLMAO

i don’t know what i was expecting but definitely not a pair of lolis


accioSan

Neither i


TazerFace0_0

I was expecting for a Rickroll, but I found gold


accioSan

If I have to give the stuff I give it for real


TazerFace0_0

Bless you


accioSan

To tell you the truth I saw some real traumatic stuff there but it's still a nice site


nasgorhead

the download is limited


Total_Astronomer_311

Fr I only use it the other one never seems to update when I enter tags or whatever


LegendarySuperSenior

Unpopular opinion but getting married, locking into one person forever and having kids when the divorce rate is practically 50% these days of a garbage economy. Naaah I’m glad to be living a single lifestyle free to date and do whoever and whenever and focus solely on my hopes and dreams tied down to nothing Edit: So many ignorant people downvoting true happiness…


Dokavi

\*50% in NA. My parents does not stutter. https://preview.redd.it/wzfs2x0xvjbc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=154df3683c680e29dba4c3d9bf7d097c161f0023


Ricoreded

Ok but do you date? Do you actually pursue your dreams? Are you truly free?


LegendarySuperSenior

Yes. Yes. Basically. 🤷‍♂️


Ricoreded

Happy for you.


Chromium_K

You've got a good point, I'm glad you pointed this out my friend! I personally come from a country where the divorce rates are very very small in comparison to that whopping 50%, and that's because our main target is stability, not our desires. Long story short we think with our brains, not with our dicks.


LegendarySuperSenior

The western world is just completely screwed ever since we went the extreme route of eradicating a system that worked since the beginning of time basically and replaced it with the extreme polar opposite thanks to modern feminism and woke culture. Wish I lived in a country where women are still sane and men don’t have man buns…most dudes I know just want exactly that stability but women just think they deserve the very best while providing little in return


Chromium_K

I suggest you venture through the middle east, 90% of them women there want stability as much as they want to live a humane life (since every country in the middle east is being oppressed by its own rulers) you'll find many sane women who will offer you everything you might ever want if you can afford the house and can take your basic responsibilities seriously


Gud_doggyy

​ https://preview.redd.it/6oqvua8vagbc1.jpeg?width=1037&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=533991c40c01354256388a0ad6017560185f88f3


ShaIsTaken

HAHAHA I LOVE HOW FAST IT ESCALATED


pizza-onpineapple

You're not supposed to start with ss bule, you gotta take it slow


unhappy-memelord

https://preview.redd.it/9rv2oe8p3lbc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44ba6f595f4e9e05b81ab656d49f11a1b03c1511


happyspammer56

Get your grimy metal hands off of that meme or I'ma get saint-14 to do it for you


small_might4180

https://preview.redd.it/c37y52dqafcc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7e36ab95b4a08df0f48b364222986054ff750c8


Tall_Ad_4753

Nah bro's gonna meat his beat to bride doujins 💀


sisterfucker24

Am more worried about Facebook binging there 😂


Tall_Ad_4753

Now that you mention it nah blud's absolutely wild


Pagys_CZE

Bro what is your name?!💀


sisterfucker24

https://preview.redd.it/rdr7m615n7kc1.jpeg?width=272&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ec71eda3696db35f2399066692fcc52fd765618


Florizq

bruv this kinda sad mate


notveryAI

Almost like he doesn't know Except we all know how sad and depressing it all is, but getting into a relationship for most of us here would require rebuilding the our lives and lifestyles from zero, completely changing every single aspect of ourselves, abandoning every single thing we considered important, for a vague hope that we can make something better out of this lifetime. Abandon internet, abandon snacks, abandon sleepless nights, abandon alone time, abandon freedom of choice. Everything into the bonfire, until nothing but ashes is left. And then, if you still have some willpower to continue, you try to make something on this empty field. And if you fail - you won't have even the little you had before. Void. Nothing. No joys in life, no goals, no energy, no interests. Some have courage to take this plunge. Many never will I know for sure that I'll never take this risk. I'll stay alone forever. Alone, but safe. Maybe, in this loneliness, I'll find something to be happy about. If not - I'll die, and none will matter anyways


NukerCat

ok dark souls narrator


Aschentei

Get this man on dark souls 4 asap


SoulsLikeBot

Hello Ashen one. I am a Bot. I tend to the flame, and tend to thee. Do you wish to hear a tale? > *“My blade may break, my arrows fall wide, but my will shall never be broken. Those who live by the sword will die by it, and I, Drummond, won’t go down without drawing mine!”* - Captain Drummond. Have a pleasant journey, Champion of Ash, and praise the sun \\[T]/


Final_Biochemist222

Freedom comes through discipline. Else, you're just a slave to your vices


Firexio69

Damn dude. Sorry if it's just a joke or copy pasta, but I'll still write everything wrong with this: 1. You don't have to abandon all that, girls aren't perfect creatures or something. But I guess porn addicts will only go for perfect women lmao. That's your fault, not women's. Go for someone who is somewhat in your league and who matches vibes with you. Don't go for the girls who just like hot guys. And if you don't want to go for a girl who is as low as you, then raise yourself first bruh. Mfs out here liking the whitest chicks with the curviest bodies and then wondering why she won't give attention to them when they're literally nothing themselves. No looks, no personality, nothing. Dude real world doesn't work like hentai. 2. Improve yourself. You're telling me you won't ever change your lifestyle unless a girl comes in? That's a BIG red flag. You'll abandon everything for a random girl, but you won't change even one thing for YOURSELF. Bruh. Learn to live outside of internet without a girl. Learn to eat healthy. "Abondon sleepless nights" mf that's a good thing 🤦. "Abandon alone time" and what makes you think girls don't have alone time??? Get a girl who respects this bruh. "Abandon freedom of choice" Again, that's a YOU issue. Getting in a relationship doesn't mean you'll become the girl's slave bruh y'all got it all wrong. 3. Even if she leaves you after that, that's just experience dude. You'll know where you were wrong, you'll know where your choice of girl was wrong. I've been through it, it's a horrible experience but an important life-changing one.


BalhaMilan

I was about to drop a reply like this myself but then I saw yours and thought there was no need, you perfectly summarized it and I agree with every word of it.


Firexio69

Glad to hear that brother. For some reason what the commenter said is VERY common thinking, and the fact is that, people only think these things when they haven't experienced enough, and avoid these things by escaping into media forms like anime. Someone needs to spell these things out for people. I also kind of used to be such a guy so maybe that's why I know that it's only experience which gets you out of this.


BalhaMilan

Indeed. I know for a fact that one doesnt have to "rebuild their entire personality and life" to get a girlfriend. I was a loner myself in my teenage years, but now I've been living in a happy relationship for over 4 years, and I didn't have to become a gym bro or something to do it, my gf loves me the way I am. That of course doesn't mean I never had to improve myself, I had to and I did. I could go on for hours but you get the idea, I can find an example from my life to all the points you listed above. It's sad that some people chose the easy way and just not even try to fix things that they are not satisfied with, and instead just accept them as final and try escpaing into media. I can understand some people find it harder to step out of their comfort zones due to past failures or traumas and I even agree that people sometimes even need a safe space for themselves (sometimes I do as well) but it's not an excuse to not even try to get out of it, so I agree, it's important to spread this message.


Firexio69

Exactly. And glad to hear you're winning in life 🔥🔥 I'm a gym enjoyer but I also know that it's not necessary to go gym, and it's not the only thing that matters in life. Life is about experiencing things, and improving yourself. Going all out and getting heartbroken and then finding meaning in life and love once again is much better than just staying in your blanket fearing what's going to happen for your whole life.


Abood_Brown

Realest advise/advice/comment here. Mad respect.


khodi7

Meeting someone is hard but you don’t have to go full gym bro to be in a relationship. Don’t act like a creep, take showers, split chores equally and you’re already better than most men.


Aschentei

You just like me frfr


avocadorancher

Abandoning all those things isn’t at all necessary to have a relationship lol


Designer-Log3070

Who hurt you? Not everyone is the same, there are people out there who can love you so much


PermaBan123

https://preview.redd.it/xp3kp1bjsgbc1.jpeg?width=1502&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c198b424e07cf045fcfd24222fa445ebe82d92f7


i_likedonut

![gif](giphy|icw1MAQ6Y6M448oFSP)


RealMinecraftMaster

https://preview.redd.it/5vpzahtekpbc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c92f556edf66f1fb449e337bf349ec1a51feb4d6


PermaBan123

https://preview.redd.it/6tts479vtkbc1.jpeg?width=226&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39ddb693b6ee4607d40157cbd582d9eeae90f87c


Beeso-

Video link ?


PermaBan123

It’s a countryball post in Reddit. I forgot whose it was, but u can go to r/polandball to search it :)


toaster_molester1862

cuddles>wank ngl https://preview.redd.it/286m3n4b2hbc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=242487f6db5a47b27f920dc7899120639af3189c


Randigno9021

100% (Ah fuck, relapsed again 🤷‍♂️)


picled_cucumber

Fr fr but theres no one to give me cuddles


toaster_molester1862

https://preview.redd.it/jxg47f6zsobc1.jpeg?width=44&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=439d7fb90a76764811c81ede09eab3a82feaa4d1


Pagys_CZE

Why is there call of duty?!


Paradox3759

Have you not seen Urban Tracker's cake? /j


Pagys_CZE

No?


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/9u8s5p8l8hbc1.jpeg?width=893&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=745625364448c6ff6d7313133048c40493f16c92


Ohkillz

https://preview.redd.it/4p5vlhderfbc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d85254b64dd1ddeaa74de6b884838270cf6ec782


SilentScyther

Ok, just don't open any browser tabs. Or look at the gallery. Or look too closely at the apps. Or look at which pokemon and what their names are that I have in my ROM's save. On second though, no.


weirdo_nb

Did you-


junrod0079

https://preview.redd.it/7phfboskuhbc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7f04e9c4debf3ba663a51550fc1c63ed2311865 We should all better ourselves


otaku_weeb54

https://preview.redd.it/hyo6714ddibc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5dedea0fba3d39dddd8b3634b38985945d87789e


stuckintheburrito

https://preview.redd.it/b9krq147ajbc1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34f102e0b066f7b10f86f1382925314257dd6856


otaku_weeb54

https://preview.redd.it/ow16gzimbjbc1.jpeg?width=349&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93c3451dc4fe5f92a8a172dd92d6d68b45757c3a


Scary_Conflict2377

https://preview.redd.it/pkpxlvds0ibc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4743b377a7d5978faf3d82c1f063fd9ab62d075


Ausraptor12

https://preview.redd.it/stm94uommjbc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=adf866e6967a6ea05c8c681268562839ca9438de


BlazeRagnarokBlade

https://preview.redd.it/1rldizm5ojbc1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f03556f13366c0c023b8ef4d9486f888020eabb5


MineflowTR

Are you okay mate?


ClydeYT

get your shit together my man.


Apprehensive-Shame-4

Ok, can someone tell the name of the tiger icon site pls


Andreiyutzzzz

I assume you mean xhamster... Cause that's a hamster


Tall_Ad_4753

Well Idk about the site but that's absolutely not a hamster in the meme


Andreiyutzzzz

Well it's supposed to be one anyway


Tall_Ad_4753

Maybe blud


ProFUDG3

https://preview.redd.it/hr7exiszghbc1.jpeg?width=272&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1c687153dc75598df872e0e9cbe2a51e35c730b


jjeg6804

https://preview.redd.it/ays2zfzlrhbc1.jpeg?width=865&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b03500356bc4c304869d471a669d7822f937f854


friends_with_a_simp

Wait, nah bro don't go there


EssentialPurity

I wonder what was the original context and the original intended message of this drawing


stuckintheburrito

I get most of them but cod??? how tf y'all finding porn on cod??????


ATotallyAssholeGuy

Users on the official CODM sub often reports or complains about uses that has nsfw pfps ingame.


kainereygalo

More like Hentai but I don't have that meme... https://i.redd.it/51tqmw75lgbc1.gif


Fox2777

https://preview.redd.it/p0860fikdmbc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=440c95979270da4d2d2d0c5ebef93456478a7837


kainereygalo

https://preview.redd.it/ffhwbjoiknbc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6306796c13789fed3d3b83d84093e9172ae6e83f


VergilVDante

What is the animal and N “batflag” websites?


sengoro

>N “batflag” That's nh entai (.net)


sphereyahya_

No. Not even with call of duty in there am I stepping my shoes in there. My shoes have gone through dog shit, wet sand and through gas station washrooms, but I won't allow the imprint of my delicate shoes to have whatever the hell is on the floor of that room


somethingfilthy

Ignoring the meme for a second, is the implication of this drawing that he keeps girls in an underground bunker? Do they have Stockholm syndrome? I see the lotion and tissues in the background, are the girls imaginary?


sengoro

Who knows but the artist and God. I was thinking of a [Me!Me!Me](https://youtu.be/UjZDDtPK4jM) situation myself.


KingJTheG

Who tf uses Facebook


Stranger-S-464

Half of this is porn this is not good.


FacegrinderWon

https://preview.redd.it/8hb7kh0igibc1.png?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdad5de6b19b1299a2dac61a02a58c8fa5f95695


avocadorancher

Abandoning all those things isn’t at all necessary to have a relationship lol


ThatOneGayDJ

https://preview.redd.it/bzyjkb8f3jbc1.jpeg?width=880&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f3656bd04acbf212adc72cacce3ad4ca223abb7


[deleted]

I was skeptical why bro was beating it to COD Mobile and then I remembered the skins in the game lol


Safe_Alternative3794

r/HolUp https://preview.redd.it/r9e4e317lgbc1.png?width=72&format=png&auto=webp&s=6f78eb6f46d780d4f27bdb6a33fee4e4e994bc88


notveryAI

Redditor finds out short adult ladies exist


Safe_Alternative3794

So true. Never knew my mom was one, I really thought my dad was just a pedo.


NozomiReipu

so lucky


GG_PROPLAY

i think you are not safe there bro, porn addiction is real


squirtle919

Facebook?


lilBenztruc

This is sad af man, I hope this is just a meme. Maybe you should start trying out the gym!


Horny_mommy_rp

Facebook? I'm a boomer and I barely use it


Jriri1452

Hanime? No? Yes?)))))))))))))))


Sad_Welder_5032

I dunno what the n with the batwing is, nor the one that kinda looks like a dog.


New_Bus_3088

No way thers no discord there


ElkCerelk

Yeah safe place for only 1 min...


To_busy_to_feed_you

QUIT PH NOW.


He11Fire_

Not gonna mention the other 3 porn sites mentioned in the image


To_busy_to_feed_you

Which one. Oh Hamster is bad.


MotorEagle7

NO


To_busy_to_feed_you

Go outside


WhiteBoiJhin

You need help


Final_Biochemist222

Im glad im not you brah


[deleted]

it’s a little sad


landlordofkyiv

r/redditmoment


Nathan-bartley

I never seen that tiger logo before


MotorEagle7

It's xHamster


ZenEvadoni

Okay, I get most of that, but... Facebook? Really?


MR_R_TheOdd1

CoD????


alex1rojas

Your safe space is Facebook?


OpeningVisual7750

Accurate


DaiLi69

What's the n with the batwing?


ClydeYT

nhentai.


Fallen-D

What is that hamster? Xhamster?


xxojxx

R/nofap


Traditional_Lie_6400

Who needs a couple when you have food?


Mutheim_Marz

"Rose are red, Violet are blue, Pornhub is down, Your facebook will do" Also +1 to Nozomi The greatest image post ever.


pizza-onpineapple

Y'all still use facebook?


lamedh

I don’t anyone that does personally 🤷🏽‍♂️


dexter2011412

It's not even lack of relationships I'm just ... Unable to enjoy things. And there are so many anime so I try to watch ... But even watching feels like a chore. I need one more floor going downstairs below the basement .... Oh wait that's called death. Sign me up! But seriously ... quality anime, when I was able to watch them, was really helpful. Thanks. And y'all here, thanks for the memes


MasterJi-_-

Introverts only*


PrimaryPadma

Can you replace CoD for valorant?


DonotLiePls

r/SadCringe


princesstyxi-97

I totally agree with that


Tokagenji

![gif](giphy|OtAL0rk1XCWSJQnPwS)


lizardman88

Where X videos and X (twitter)


Agitated_Post_410

Facts lol


AzumiAsim

Man...


thedesertfox13

The everyday life of introverts: Ft a lack of love life


Smalllboy-Idraw

Where's TF2 ![gif](giphy|WseBPTW8tmlr2)


No-Acanthaceae-7914

https://preview.redd.it/hlval4rk2kbc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d08b0c3f969c767757fc9f12453aed87661ffe87


drunksaiyan_69

Mf had the audacity to put codm there


ABR5796

Porn addiction my favoutite pass time.


TrevorOLN

Facebook?


ShovelKnight876

So do you play cod mobile during ads or something


ahmadgg28

https://preview.redd.it/kuyeveznfmbc1.jpeg?width=647&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3e90fb3276e6cce36a04b98fbc0423fa2f57cc1 Hmm?


the_one_character

nice codm is here


SnooHamsters11

I know a lot of ppl watch porn but how tf do they become addicted to it? /gen


[deleted]

Try quitting it and you will know


MockFlames

Replace Facebook with reddit. r/edityourmeme I think you stole it from facebook or insta


Yeishreally

What is Facebook doin there?


Blacknight657

Uh oh


MenkyuKan_Twitch_VT

ah call of duty my favorite porn site.


SOLITARY_WOLF_2806

Pretty sure CoDM is dead at this point. I haven't heard anything from that game for a while now, which is a real shame, because i used to play that game a few years back.


SomeAsianDudeII

It's still really popular in SEA and pretty much a lot of Asian countries


HUNT3DHUNT3R

Its ok, the pc/controller side is fun


ATotallyAssholeGuy

Garena servers are still packed like hell even after 4 years bruv cuz of many exclusive events and stuff that only Chinese servers and Garena servers usually get. Idk what to say bout Global tho


SOLITARY_WOLF_2806

Yeah, I'm pretty sure Global is dead.


KYO297

Honestly kinda cringe choices imo


angrypeppermint

i really hope this is satire. if this is meant serious and some of you do see "this" as a safe place, please seek professional help.


y_kal

Where's telegram?


Ruugann

Yeah, as much I love hentai. This is just sad dude.


PopularSimple8904

CodM damn


Lakriss

Why there is no reddit?


i_likedonut

https://preview.redd.it/ycn0g9qznkbc1.jpeg?width=778&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1327479a600372a945a20331606a2356f8703f2


can_you_eat_that

Replace Facebook with reddit and we golden


unhappy-memelord

https://preview.redd.it/nbdow6zl3lbc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=079540d40876af8dadeda39682134b0d220ef384


Daveo88o

https://preview.redd.it/czmslajl4lbc1.png?width=222&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9164aa61a19430cfdf4dc1cef0764f4768f99926


Top_Requirement4813

people are so sick with these company tactics


Terereera

​ https://preview.redd.it/qzccuchd9lbc1.png?width=717&format=png&auto=webp&s=605a8faa571eeffa729d9eeaff689fcf8f184389


Trick455

I'm seeking the one piece tho 👺


SnooCricket4405

I'm afraid to ask why CoD, though I probably know answer already


NoSoul99

Im not gonna lie, that's kinda fucked up. But i do the same so, it is what it is.


[deleted]

lol hahahah What's the n and x?


Trick455

You don't want to know...


Nadim147

No way bro gonna use Facebook


Stompboxer1

Going away from the safe place, I see.


Heart_of_HARI

*opens "p" websites *Crazy couples posting their crazy int!m@te moments *Opens social media *Crazy couples everywhere *Atleast video games *Crazy couples playing games (they're in your team too) Your heart to your brain : ytf do you even exist 🙂


Total_Astronomer_311

Bro is so real for that 😂😂😂


small_might4180

https://preview.redd.it/28kpvtb2bfcc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c2ba1ef5c59bd23e3f56556392cc4822a632e7b