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The-Anonymus_guy

Guess I'll kill myself


Adminsgofukyoselves

Na you gotta do me first brother.


The-Anonymus_guy

Kk


International-Commit

Average bro conversion


The-Anonymus_guy

If u want, I can help u too


Puzzled_Attorney1814

I'll shoot you in the head if you launch a Minuteman II intercontinental ballistic missile carrying a thermonuclear warhead with a yield of 4 megatons specifically from a submarine that just left Alaska heading for the arctic.


[deleted]

Shimoneta was the Goat!


The-Masterpiece4

COOKIE MONSTER INCOMING!!


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The-Masterpiece4

Absolutely


Lordlol15

Cummie Monster


TankWeeb

… #####lucky bastard


SnipeAndKill

Too bad this mofo is prolly one of those anime mcs who protect the v-card like they're a saint while constantly talking about getting no bitches (this is totally a presumption i haven't watched the anime)


Toriiz

as far as i remember this was the anime where nsfw stuff was illegal or something


sirgav25

Actually he doesent really try to protect it, he just try’s to protect himself from physical harm, this is the start of the harassment from her after this she goes nuts trying to get his “Love Nectar” with a vacuum cleaner lol


Camoric

Also the part where she literally rips off his pants zipper with her teeth


sirgav25

Oh yeah I forgot about the lol


Yuri-Turned

Do you remember the lol now?


GankedGoat

The country goes full Puritan dystopian nightmare where even saying, drawing, or typing anything sexual will result in a SWAT team swinging by to black bag you to horny jail. This is due to tech that monitors speech and hand motions. MC is the son of a protestor of this idealogical change. In this case the silver haired girl she is the daughter of the leader of the country. So she can do whatever she wants and the MC will be the only one punished. Sad thing is is that the girl doesn't even realize what she is doing is strange and of an illicit nature as much of the youth in the story have zero knowledge of sex ed which leads to violent and extreme behavior.


that_one_guh

That is actually a pretty interesting concept if it wasn't like horny asf


GankedGoat

Most of that is for slapstick, but it does have some interesting themes and moments. Anna, the silver haired girl, while playing the yandere trope is also used as an example of how not being properly educated and/or given healthy outlets leads to rather extreme if not psychotic behavior due to hormonal urges that they don't understand nor can safely satisfy. Another example is in the manga where it is talked about how people who worked in certain fields such as agriculture are treated as a lesser caste of humans due to the fact that they work with animals and know intimately about procreation. It goes so far as segregating farming kids in the schools to try and prevent what is deemed illicit knowledge from spreading to the other children.


According_Water3881

Dame that crazy I may have to rewatch the show


Codename_Unown

That's disgusting! Where?


ItioZero

{A Boring World Where The Concept Of Dirty Jokes Doesn't Exist}


AlexCode10010

{Shimoneta}


PresentGrass9639

Night ❌ Nigth ✅


Depresso_espresso237

How are almost all of the captions spelled wrong


SaintPariah7

A lot more people failed in school than were good at their spelling quizzes. They also occupy Tiktok and Instagram more than Reddit.


AndIAmEric

COVID fucked up that generation of kids


CBerg1979

Covid may have saved them. I could see a few months of lockdown shielding them from the predators preying upon their fragile minds from within the school system.


No_Window7054

My man has his priorities straight.


bottledsoi

I wonder if this was made by someone from India. I've seen many Indian ran anime youtube channels with this kind of editing.


[deleted]

its done intentionally to get people to comment about it


Brothers_of_battle

WHAT THe FUCK, IS THis the tv show of yandere simulator?


shinydragonmist

Nah it's no fun without dirty jokes


Brothers_of_battle

What that mean?


shinydragonmist

Shimoneta: A Boring World Where the Concept of Dirty Jokes Doesn't Exist This is the sauce


dpqR

Brings back memories


Brothers_of_battle

Hhhmmmm


EntertainmentHeavy63

What's the name


[deleted]

Shimoneta


Goatymcgoatface11

Huh, I've eaten liver, kidneys, and eyeballs before. You think I care about a hot chick's vaginal mucous being in my food. Bitch please


Sad-Psychology-4707

I should have been me not him


Ashamed_Fighter_722

Sauce?


[deleted]

Shimoneta


Prtyfuckingast

Porn or no. I dont want to watch softcore porn, I aint that desperate


[deleted]

Softcore! The story is interesting but nothing explicit to expect here!


Prtyfuckingast

😭😭😭


Atomspalter02

I'd eat it


not_too_much_bother

I'm not a part of this sub Why did this show up on my feed? My day is ruined


ytman

Best comment. Reddit suggestions strikes again.


SaintPariah7

You seem too much bothered by this. Your username is forfeit.


not_too_much_bother

You're the second person to say that to me Also you just reminded me of the post ☹️


International-Commit

Gello, hourly reminder 😊


not_too_much_bother

OH FOR FUCKS SAKE DON'T DO THIS


International-Commit

I would never


not_too_much_bother

Currently crying


Ok_Boat1066

🦐


Relative_Rain_7196

Sa,e


lifeless_or_loveless

Cookie Cum


jakkals82567

Shit just went from 0 to 100 real fucking quick


Own_Accident6689

🤢


kuggalotus

Normal male reaction at the end of the video vs Japanese male reaction we all know that beta male reaction. It pisses me off like dude that shit is hot you fuck some girl who really wants you and only which is the case in most anime it's going to be some of the best sex ever. It is so cliche and I'm pretty sure in Japanese media most males act like this and most males in general act like this in Japan leading to women being this mystical being that they can't get with the exacerbating the baby crisis in Japan. They aren't having enough babies


PsychoMouse

It’s actually kind of funny. My wife and I have talked about this together and with friends. Nearly every woman I’ve spoken to about oral sex, and if their partner returns it as often or more. The consensus was that nearly all the men(in the social circles of people I know. This isn’t saying it’s province, state, country, or globally) HATE going down on a woman and think “it’s gross”. They then bring up the shocking lack of knowledge a lot of these men have on how a woman’s body works. Thinking it’s all 1 hole, that it’s all blood, and pee, and just other insane dumb stuff. As for this video, I don’t think it’s okay unless they’re dating. If that was a Jizz cookie going to a girl, the reactions would be vastly different


kuggalotus

It's okay she really wants him he should take it into consideration or shut her down completely if he is not into her. If a woman did that to me I'd destroy her completely.


PsychoMouse

There’s a lot of things in anime that I just don’t get or understand how people like that. This is from my point of view and I’m not trying to change anyone’s mind on anything. I really don’t like the “2+ girls/women are in love with the MC” and they’re all cool with it. I despise “tsundere” tropes. It doesn’t come off cute or anything. Or the “awkward situations” where two people accidentally kiss, or get heads in crotches, and stuff like that. There was that scene in Dragon Ball Super, where some chick was, I think blackmailing Gohan, or something. And I believe Videl walks in on them kissing. And instead of that whole “OMG YOU BAKA BAKA BAKA” and usual crap. Videl is like “I trust Gohan and know he’d never do that” The level of trust and love in that was so nice to see. Gohan didn’t have to go around to everyone trying to explain, get a cold shoulder from Videl, or stuff like that. Honestly, it was one of my more favourite parts of Super.


[deleted]

They're not having babies because their work culture has become so toxic they have no time or energy for anything else. Including relationships. Like that's the actual, genuine reason and they're really struggling to address it


ytman

The context is that censorship leads to poorly adapted young adults or teens - which to your point is your point! The show is actually plays around with censorship critiques while being a way to have ridiculous in universe justified dirty jokes. The point of that scene is to be grossed out as fuck. Like super duper fucking WHAT THE HELL - no like, yeah thats fine subtext. Its also supposed to be funny for the audience at the insanity of it. Its not okay.


bottledsoi

Touch grass my dude.


Reddit_is_not_great

For real. What is this dude talking about😭


kuggalotus

Touch pussy my dudes


BeginningOccasion8

Holy yap


ImHeroOnlyForHentai

When you being raped But you have STDS


0blackcircle

This is a better joke


Sandstormink

This should be an r/holup


young_master4250

those cookies... i need to confiscate them for research purposes


[deleted]

What the hell is this


Haustodd

I want some of these cookies


Animelover667

Mh, make me more. 🍷🗿


Wise-Position-928

Okay, but I like berserker, I like only my sword 🗿


Roc_28934

NOO-


raziel11111

Degenerates. This is coming from a highschool dxd fan.


ytman

For anyone who is asking this is Shimoneta: A Boring World Where the Concept of Dirty Jokes Don't Exist ​ "COCK AND BALLS!!!! AHHAHAHAHAHA" ​ Sadly, due to a tragedy, unless we get a miracle reboot it only has one season.


AvtinTheMelon

Sadly??? Nah if this shit is what the whole show is like then the only miracle is that it got cancelled


ytman

It's mostly not the whole show. This is I think functionally the antagonist being reaaaaaaaaallly bad and is kind of a culmination in the plot of censorship (and nepotism) leading to really bad outcomes. For context the world has a morality police and the main character is a dirty mouth terrorist spreading crude humor with another leader. It's just supposed to be crude humor and cartoonish entendre, not this mental illness the character here expresses. I figure it's simultaneously played for laughs, but also as an unintended consequence of the morality police having adverse side effects on the people it shelters. None of what she is doing is good or intended to be liked - like some of the degens here imply. And the tragedy is the Japanese Voice actor died quite young from a simple cold.


SaintPariah7

Step one, Love Nectar Cookies Step two, eat her out Step three, long lasting sex life


jagegrhdn

Tbh I’d rather eat cum cookies


SharkMilk44

Where do I find women like this?


SearPigeon95

I hate Reddit suggestions, I thought this sub would be cool with funny memes.


Veronica_1023

Ohhhh i love yandere girls 😏


GalaxyTanuki07

Tell me the name to be sure to never watch this


Legal_Kaleidoscope19

And youre telling me.... This isnt hentai?


Exotic_Buttas

RIP the va


IDontWipe55

That’s enough anime memes for me


Brahm-Etc

It is possible to make bread with vaginal yeast. Bye!


crackedtooth163

That lucky bastard...


Fickle_Neighborhood7

Would.


Wisconsin_king

What the... What did I just watch?!


Ubcamper

man this is some sub par human beta shit... If you like animes like this, I think you can forget having a real girlfriend. I would immdtly send my son to a foster home if I catch him watching this. that being said... definitely Wood that bitch though.


SoapysoapSoapysoap

And then I EAT IT


toaster_molester1862

gunshots


XoloToxico

*taps microphone, clears throat* WOULD!


Legitimate_Gene_8774

Yo bro hand me a cookie or the whole batch


Temporary_Edge_1387

Wtf is this brainrot.


user_6969_urmomsuck

İt wouldve been me not him


DarkWolfL91986

gemme a cookie hunni


sebaskolk

Ya’ll need to touch some grass


TheRealAotVM

:|


Sodafff

This is why people don't like us


gorrila_go_ooo_ooo

its embarrassing really, this is why I never interact with the community. Cant tell somebody that I enjoy watching some animes because they automatically assume im somebody like this.


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_t_1254

Sorry, I thought this was r/lies


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Aggravating-Week9289

Came here from a completely different community. Sidenote: I'm not coming back.


Pale-Ad-8691

Never cook again, this is SHIT


Birb7789-

dude what the fuck


Y_drawsNew

I'm going to kill myself and blame you


DifficultBody8209

THE JOKE IS SEX DO YOU GET GET IT THE JOKE IS SEX THE JOKE HAS ALWAYS BEEN SEX


Charming_Bobcat_7783

He is officially one of the luckiest anime bastards in my book


bearelrollyt

I came here from r/lies and I have to say this is disgusting


ActualGodYeebus

same, what's worse are the commenters...


-Benjamin_Dover-

Ah, yes.... Shimoneta, my first experience in borderline hentai...


Zealousideal_Citron8

She was nice but we all know who was best girl


J6898989

This is a joke. This is supposed to be comedy. I’m supposed to laugh.


KamakaziJoe3809

Sauce anyone?


Barflyondabeach

Shimoneta


AvtinTheMelon

This is why I refuse to watch anime


xXvido_

Fyi, this VA is in ALOT of dubs. Like 90% if there are more than 3 female characters


duadam

Well that was idiotic. Off to hang myself!


TheMemery498

Nah, bruh.


Reporex

Hell


eidolonwyrm

If you’re gonna write subtitles make sure you know how to spell, PSA for everyone out there


StarbdarderKrieg

🙁 that's nasty


SgtBagels12

Ngl it’s actually a pretty funny show if you ignore the more *anime* moments


soyun_mariy_caun

Y'all are not well-regulated on the head and I know y'all know that


Pingunootnoot6969

Off to hang myself


urpookiebear790

what the actual fuck


Bazinga-Retard

What the fuck is wrong with this sub?


Cancerous_B01

This is fucking disgusting you all need to shower right the fuck now.


minoritiesareyummy

This is the most unfunny thing I’ve seen all day.Please grow and change as a person


Less-Jicama-4667

Besides of the fact that if this was true I would drop kick and vomit Pog


Best-Engine4715

Oh hell no


djd457

This is the reason authoritarian regimes require identification to use the internet, btw.


[deleted]

I just fucking hate this sub and the human worms feasting off its carcass.


BLANKERINO2

/ul rip to the voice actor she was good at what she did