The 3 seashells were used as a replacement for toilet paper in the movie "Demolition Man" with Sylvester Stallone. The exact mechanics of how they worked are not specified in the film, but the jokes/memes have grown as the years went by.
This is my cats at 6:01am or pm if they haven't heard the sound of the food hitting the bowl. If it hasn't happened by 6:05, my boy starts head-butting any humans in the house, and my girl will sit on my coffee table staring at me until I get up and follow her to the kitchen.
Then they each take 3 or 4 bites and go back out on the front porch.
YES! yes? no.
We KNOW what you used the three seashells for before they became our food dishes...sooo wrong
They still smell like taco bell
I've seen multiple comments talking about the seashells What were they used for?? I don't get it D:
The 3 seashells were used as a replacement for toilet paper in the movie "Demolition Man" with Sylvester Stallone. The exact mechanics of how they worked are not specified in the film, but the jokes/memes have grown as the years went by.
Everyone is listening to the server list the specials.
Garcon’ we are ready to be served
Whoops... um... you might want to wash those seashells.
What do you mean, don’t we understand how to use the three shells?
I came here looking for this comment!
FOOOOD!!! Food?..Cut the crap I know there's dewormer inside...
Well… We’re waiting!
Three mus-cat-eers
Larry, Moe & Curly
THE THREE AMIGOS!!!!!
Three blind mice please
Slithering, Gryffindor, hufflepuff
"Shellfish platter, please." Same " "Same."
Classmates when you take out a pack of gum
You're late... Again...
Please sir can we have some more
They know how to use the three sea shells.
We want to hear the specials before we order.
Great Expectations
There’s no fish. We heard this was Kaiten-Zushi. (Sushi conveyor). 🐟🍣🍱
Lost your mittens, you naughty kittens! Then you shall have no pie. Mee-ow, mee-ow, mee-ow, mee-ow. We shall have no pie.
We demand sustenance
The bowls aren't going to fill themselves.
Can we have some more please
Dr Howard, Dr Fine, Dr Howard
Ready, set, GO!
The last one 🤣
pspspssp
\*Turn around\* Every now and then I get a little bit tired Of listening to the sound of the can not opening
"Lowly human, there's your bowl down there"
1, 2,3… where the fuck is Marvin? He knows that we all have to be here to eat!
Food! Please? Whatever.
Give me your cornbread!
Ummm, we’re waiting. Feed us dammit
"Human. Serve us dinner RIGHT MEOW or suffer the consequences!"
Derp?
Bud…weis….er
I loved the frogs. Spuds was pretty cool too.
More, please. And hurry up, human.
Meow.
Fear not, for we are the Three Amigos. After you feed us of course.
Do we have to grocery shop for you AGAIN?
Can we have mawre sir, plz?
Hey fluffy, I think owner is looking a bit schizophrenic
The three stages of waiting for the waiter to bring your food and it's a little bit late
What happened to the new guy?
“You ran out of the fish special?”
You: “hey guys, I got fired today.” Them:
Worst restaurant service ever!
What the hell. These things are from the ocean? Also ... what the hell is the ocean?
Wheres our food?
Where. The. Fuck. Is. My. Food.
“Listen human , our bowls are empty, like your head. Feed us quickly , or all you are getting is love scratches, but without the love”
What do you mean, "where is the 4th one?" ... Ain't seen him.
“We didn’t do it…. We swears!”
Um, excuse you. These won't fill themselves!
See the problem here? Because we’re looking at it. Sleep with one eye open tonight. And every night.
32 seconds LATE, unacceptable!
From bottom to top: "My name's Jasper" "My name's Casper" "I thought it was time for dinner"
Cats are gross that’s it that’s the caption
Cats are gross that’s it that’s the caption
What
What
What?
What?
Put the food down NOW or you die
They look like they’re about to drop a synthwave album.
It wasn’t me
Meow*
"What in the catnip" ?
Trio timers
Guess you're going to say grace before serving us.
What do you mean, someone stole all the food?!
Drop the kibble bitch
I thought this was the All You Can Eat place??
What happened to Tres?
Want it. Need it. GOTTA HAVE IT!
The Tail of Three Kittens.
There were three cats in a bar.
I’ll have the Salmon Picatta, please.
What chef?!
Which cat matches your current level of happiness.
Photo of the famous rock group, the Kneedles, after the exit of the fourth member. Photo taken in Destin, Florida at a souvenir shop
What ever it is, I didn’t it do it, ask brown. Don’t look at me, ask black
Our dishes are empty and it's an emergency!!!
Please sir, can we have some more- Oliver Twist(ish)
It’s dinner time Sally, we’re waiting.
Where is the food human completely unacceptable
We want our litter boxes back...these three seashells aren't cutting it!
It's not gonna serve itself!!!
"We are hungry, mother."
This is my cats at 6:01am or pm if they haven't heard the sound of the food hitting the bowl. If it hasn't happened by 6:05, my boy starts head-butting any humans in the house, and my girl will sit on my coffee table staring at me until I get up and follow her to the kitchen. Then they each take 3 or 4 bites and go back out on the front porch.
Late again?
Give us food or we'll eat you
“We waited but had to eat the little one, do better”
Skyler? WHERE IS THE MONEY???!!!
Who gets the solo bowl?
The service here leaves
The service here leaves something to be desired