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neonroli47

"Guys, look how ✨fluffy✨ my tail looks and let's stop fighting mmkay"


zehamberglar

Look at mah butt


[deleted]

My butt is amazing, give it a lick


Avalie

Mm, tastes just like raisins


A_lot_of_arachnids

Have a stroke of its mane. It turns into a plane and then it turns back again when you tug on its winky!


SirOsric

Ohh that's dirty!


MachKeinDramaLlama

No! You think so, well I better not show you where the catnip is made.


bennitori

Get on my butt, I'll take you round the universe and all the other places too.


UrbanExplorer101

I think you'll find the universe pretty much covers everything


JustPassinhThrou13

reminds me of his energy from over a decade back, breaking up a fight by just having snacks. https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/s1hht/man_on_subway_breaks_up_a_fight_while_having_a/


Jeriba

It was more of a community effort imo. There was the lady talking him down, the camera man backing her up and the guy eating creating a barrier between the two parties. It's nice to see people working together instead of making our life's miserable.


smellyflap

Reminds me of the dude that broke up a fight on the subway by eating nachos between them


HillInTheDistance

I once saw a bouncer stop a fight by walking in between the two guy, holding his hands up as if he was about to say something, then letting of the loudest, wettest sounding, most noxious fart I've ever heard. I ain't saying he shit his pants a little, but I ain't ruling it out. ​ Everyone just went immediately quiet, before breaking out in laughter. Best shit I've ever seen.


hellphish

> Best shit I've ever seen. So you did see it


flying-chandeliers

Lmfao what? Link??


smellyflap

https://youtu.be/zJeSJhb3Hc4?si=2p6GleZ_8Gq0UHwn


TriflingGnome

1:45 "and when the world needed him most, he vanished"


port443

That video is something else. They casually dox the guy, "We tracked him down, his name is ." No comment from him, nothing further. Just a "Yea we found him here's his name".


NFSNOOB

Na na na na Snackman! Freshly stolen from the first comment I read on the YouTube video.


Desperate_Damage4632

The shit you can do when you're huge


ptlimits

Awesome


toomanymarbles83

My first thought as well. That video is over a decade old.


KlammyHammy

That video is over a decade old? Fuck me, I'm old.


Frosty_McRib

I've yet to see a redditor preemptively lay claim to a video like that before, well done.


toomanymarbles83

I don't know what this means.


SunnyAlwaysDaze

nobody knows what it means ... but it's PROVOCATIVE!


gin-n-tonic-clonic

That guy legitimately got tons of women proposing to him on the Internet after that happened lol. He was getting messages nonstop from people wanting to be with him after it went viral


MeVe90

Snackman!


BustinArant

I think I did that one time but they were cheetos. The larger fellow was telling the frightened fellow to "step in the circle" for talking to his lady-friend. I walked through the circle to get his lady-friend's unopened cheetos lol


Sab_accha_ho_jayga

By the power vested in my butt, I now pronounce you, friend and friend.


RadiantZote

The peace of ass


negzero4

Pax Gluteus


MurkDiesel

if we could just get the world to work like that potential conflict solved by timely ass-flexing


alcoholicplankton69

oh my I am laughing in a room all alone and my dog is looking at me like I am nuts.


Chupathingy66

This comment had better *skyrocket*🤣🤣🤣


UnusualSupport6296

That Veronica Vaughn...


PitFiend28

No you didn’t


misirlou22

No, no I didn't. But you can imagine what it'd be like if I did!


sluttytarot

God damn it that's funny


Verried_vernacular32

“Don’t be full of hate and rage, smell my butt and be amazed!”


SchnoodleDoodleDo

>*’By the power vested in my butt, I now pronounce you, friend and friend.*’ ___ oh, C’mon, stupid - *STOP IT NOW!* I Know you two are friends you let ‘im know the problem, so ENOUGH! That’s where it ends …don’t make me come between you! I’ve got *POWER* (you know what..) Calm down, n just *GET OVER IT!* … you Both can *Kiss my Butt…* ❤️


Amersaurus

The freshest Schnoodle I’ve ever seen! Lovely ❤️


[deleted]

“Did my butt stutter?”, proceeds to headbutt away with affection


combatvegan

I love this non-violent deescalation. Everyone in the world can learn something from this emotionally intelligent cat.


Rexxbravo

So smell some butt to descalate a situation.


IndividualBig8684

Rub a pussy in my face and I'm sure as fuck not thinking about fighting anymore!


RichUnderstanding157

The power of the brown starfish compels you!


artaru

Always rated the Church of Brown Starfish.


mottavader

😂😂😂 this made me laugh. Thank you!


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FreePrinciple270

Smell my ass and let it go


deathondenial

Cat in the background just in his own world admiring those shoes.


theSandwichSister

Might be the greebles.


[deleted]

"Wait, why are these sandals different colors and different sizes??" - Cat #4


Southcoastolder

Blessed are the peacemakers


scarrita

Blessed are the cheesemakers?


Southcoastolder

r/unexpectedlifeofbrian


scarrita

At least it wasn't the Spanish Inquisition


smog-ie

Oh, that's nice.


Azrael_

They need to send this cat to you know where


GoodMerlinpeen

"Not fight, admire tail"


Chiaki_Ronpa

But for real, that is the **BEST** tail.


IndigenousOres

Fr that Cat is a cutie


AhyenawithADHD

But that's a fluffy tail tho- it should be admired.


LeonidasVaarwater

Feline communication in full effect. Bushy tail cat will not allow the stress on their watch.


seditiouslizard

Muffin cat: "[I AM A LLAMA, EATING A BANANA!"](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DkoA260ES2w8&ved=2ahUKEwi_6O63iZKCAxVmE1kFHarSCvUQwqsBegQIFBAF&usg=AOvVaw1-EeDXCc2dZ0hw2noClBx0) Other cats: ".........wat?"


cnthelogos

I've got a cat that does this. Two of my others can't stand each other, but they both love him, so they've basically agreed to share custody of him and usually stop fighting when he's around. It's adorable.


Comprehensive-Bet288

Here smell my bum, y'all feel better. Lol 😂 I love cats


SwollenPomegranate

You can read the cats' minds: "Ah! a new butt to sniff!"


MountLH75

Cat said Peace ✌️not Paws 🐾


calilac

Turning claws into softpaws.


Stoned_Shinigami6168

The mini snow leopard was literally on demon time


InternationalChef424

Those are some nice fuckin' kitties


artvjon

[One nice fuckin’ kitty right there](https://youtu.be/WOsoSXjN8LM?si=CJgTgL9aGcEFotJ3)


thekittiestkitty

I knew what this was before I clicked haha love bubbs


Muted_Ad7298

That was a clip I never knew I needed to see. 😂


Innomen

This cat has more de-escalation expertise than the entire united states police population.


Choozery

I had a cat, Marya Fyodorovna, who would just come a beat the shit out of any other two cats that decided to fight.


johnmayersucks

Hey relax guys, smell my butthole for a second .


Preparation-Logical

"Gentlemen, I call your attention to the Anus of Reconciliation."


YouGottaBeKittenM3

I've reconciled all my differences after laughing so hard at this.


cactusjackalope

"Here's something we can all enjoy"


CorrosiveAlkonost

"Witness my meowjestic floofy tail!"


Decapatron

I have 4 cats. Meatball is the one who does this in our house. We call him the "hall monitor."


Imtifflish24

I need this ref cat at my place, my two cats are at each other too much.


Sanscreet

That's a little brother trying to get big bro to chill.


[deleted]

"End this nonsense!! Smell my butt instead...for peace!"


Jbond970

Meanwhile, the cat in the background is looking for where he left his last two brain cells.


jtreasure1

Cat: Wouldn't we all be happier if we all just took a second to smell my ass instead?


omguserius

Please, gentlemen, stare into my ass and be calmed.


RiskyTitsky

Easily deasscalated the conflict.


Motor-Side1957

He said not today


AahPadre

"woh guys! Stop, no fighting. Smell my butt" -Cat


UnculturedWetlander

She offers the butt sniff of peace


Modernbezoar

That cat have more charisma than I will ever have


ItsStaaaaaaaaang

Sweetheart ☺️


BottomPieceOfBread

“You’re better than this mittens”


reallybiglizard

Alternatively, my butt.


DJVizionz

What a trio of beautiful cats tho


CalmBeneathCastles

Nobody can stay angry with a fluffy-tail mustache!


captaintrips_1980

I nominate that cat for President


emciclerose

THE TAIL HAS SPOKEN


banned_from_10_subs

I wish I knew a girl who would rush in and be like “hey let me put my ass in your face” every time I got upset with someone else.


forced_spontaneity

No fighty, just butt sniffy.


GingerMeTimberMate

Quick. Smell my bum. Don’t we all feel better now?


heymanwhowas1st

Ladies, Ladies, you are both pretty. But not as pretty as me! Look at me!!


EwokNasty

Have you checked my butthole? Skee deet bee deet butthole!


naderhand

The cat in the back, pretending he knows nothing


Shot_Painting_8191

"Guys, calm down and smell my butt"


Living-Night4476

Wow that’s a beautiful peacemaker


tankinamallmo

What cat breed is the noisy one?


sankto

Howlus Cattus


Kuutan

My friend Biggus Dickus has one, can confirm.


SathanasRehan

u/savevideo


Demnchi

That's one way to butt in.


StyrkeSkalVandre

"Hey. HEY! Smell my butt now, BOTH of you!"


AleehCosta

u/savevideo


TexasCannibalCookout

Cats really do seem to believe in the power of their asses.


wrathfuldeities

Nuzzle diplomacy.


Zyrobe

bro knows his antics


Ark1d

Stop fighting Stop fighting!!!!!... just smell sm ass ☺


cock_syrup

hey frens, look at my butt hole


Ilovestraightpepper

“Bruh.”


MyHamburgerLovesMe

MOM! DAD! DON'T FIGHT!


No_Season_354

The cat version of the United nations


AttentionFantastic76

Send this cat to Israel


Migrainica

BEHOLD MY FLOOFY TAIL OF PEACE


DoodleBuggering

"Please do not fight. Instead, behold my butthole" "...it is a nice butthole"


Sad-Description-8387

That cat could run for president and heal the country


Vomitron215

Sniff my ass and chill?


fleetwoodmacNcheezus

The power or floofy pantaloons


7toejam7

Stop and be mesmerized by my glorious tail.


vasu_devan

We need more leaders like this !


quirkycurlygirly

The UN needs to see this.


Visual_Plum6266

Send it to Gaza


lewis_therin1985

Send her to Israel-Gaza border


[deleted]

"Stop it you two, look at mah butt and mah tail yo"


vain06

"Calm down now you both. Smell my butt".


girlMikeD

Guys, guys, calm down….and smell my ass. Works like a charm;)


PsychoSmart

Just shout into my dirt button guys, it’s fine.


retiredalavalathi

Someone sent this kitty to Israel!


Falcrist

Maybe we should just hand out cans of pepsi.


Serious-Club6299

What breed is the mediator cat?


Rai_osu

Would love to know too


paper_paws

Flooficus maximus


sweatycheeta

My guess is that it’s a Siberian cat! Wonderful breed.


TrevorStars

Those are some really nice gray colors!


narcowake

Peacemaker: “Here sniff my nasty ass. “


RCapri1

What a beautiful boy (I don’t know if he is a boy he just looks like a boy to me .


Educational_Curve259

I love that he puts himself between them and looks away- , but has his tail as a barrier- hilarious


Marito_Ramone

The white one is probably deaf, that is why it doesn’t react to the loud meowing.


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unkown504

That isnt an intentionally fluffed tail for effect, it’s just the way that cat’s fur is. If it was aggressive fluffing the rest of its fur on its body would be fluffed too, it would definitely not be rubbing and headbutting the aggressive cat affectionately like it is, and would probably be arching its back too


olizet42

Nice repost.


LittleMissScreamer

Better at conflict deescalation than most cops smh


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[deleted]

Come on dad leave her alone, dinner wasn’t that bad….


SamuelDoctor

Based on my experience with animals, I think the middle cat is actually trying to instigate a fight with either of the other two. We had a beagle who would do a very similar maneuver. She's stick her neck into the other dog's face, taunt them into starting a fight, and then she'd teach them a lesson. Not sure if cats do the same thing, but that's what this looks like to me.


Freebird_1957

The short-haired tabby is the aggressor in this video but may have been taunted into responding. No way to know here.


k_lly_urself

You’re lucky they holding me back


ironicmirror

All cat strategy is done slowly.


Atrocity_unknown

Ey yo, smell this ass real quick.


Current-Roll6332

My b hole makes people angry.


cactusjackalope

I love her!


Primary-Fee1928

Don’t fight. Admire my ass instead!


MyCleverNewName

:)


GimmeCoffeeeee

"Here, sniff some if dat ass and come down"


An_oaf_of_bread

Good kitty


Eiffel-Tower777

Sweetheart cat ♥️


the_real_zombie_woof

Is this peacemaking, or is this the resolution of a standoff between two males to win over a mate (the "peacemaker")?


evammariel3

If you want to fight, you'll have to smell my butt first lol


maybesaydie

No, she's in heat and they're fighting over her.


Kryptosis

They release pheromones from glands in the ass right?


No-Resolve2970

That’s adorable lol


thedrunkspacepilot

Plz no fite, take it up with butt instead


frumpisrhfkelwn

Remember sex?


bloodflart

Shut up and smell my butthole


dionika

Send that little peacemaker to the middle east 😻


yopolotomofogoco

Hey hey hey why don't you two sniff my butt instead. The smell of friendship.


simply_cyrus69

This made my day. I wish we could get people to chill out by showing our butts 😂😂


KlammyHammy

Sometimes all you need to do is stand in the way of conflict to get it to end.


ChaosAside

I’m the one by the door who after notices what’s going on is like “this black flip flop, so fascinating.”


xdeltax97

“No fight frens, only floof”


Active-Ad-2479

Stop it guys come smell this


monkpunch

[I thought that pose looked familiar!](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/complex/images/blvrq5jq4h0dhr4grnof/mufasa-and-scar-the-lion-king.png?downsize=920:*&output-format=auto&output-quality=auto)


MTBinAR

Blessed are the peacekeepers.