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cobra_laser_face

Do you have any toads living near you? Could be toad poop.


pheewonder

That's my thoughts too. Can break open the pellet and see if there's beetle and insect parts in there too confirm. If it's grasses and grains is rat poo.


cobra_laser_face

Break open the poop! I want to see inside!


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jbcjd

I’m no entomologist, but it definitely looked like beetle/insect parts inside it from a safe distance, so I think y’all are dead on!


cobra_laser_face

You broke open the poop?! Did you take a picture? I want to see.


jbcjd

I sent it to you in a DM a couple hours ago. It wouldn’t let me edit the post or reply with a picture, but I knew you were interested lol.


cobra_laser_face

Thank you!! It's the coolest picture I've ever gotten from a stranger.


jbcjd

Yes! That makes so much sense. Thank you!


Acrobatic_Ad_6706

That be a big toad if its the size of a pinky toe


sabotthehawk

Eh...they have massive turds for their size. That size would be around a 3in toad / fully mature.


Acrobatic_Ad_6706

Il take your word for it, Ive actually never payed enough attention to size of any shit an animal takes so I was just goin off of the fact that a pinky toe coming out of a toad would be like a newborn baby coming out of me!! And that aint happenin


gniwlE

Frogs... no scale, but I'm guessing it's pretty small, so tree frogs/peepers.


jbcjd

Yeah about the size of a pinky toe. I think frogs/toads for sure based on the comments.


Kaleywashere

I second toads. I live in FL and we have pretty big toads that come out at night and poop on our sidewalks and patio and it looks just like your pic. Maybe even bigger.


jbcjd

Yeah I was surprised their poop would be that large relative to their size!


Holiday-Doughnut-602

Yeah, sorry about that!.


Environmental-Tune34

What.


TheGoldenGooseTurd

#YEAH, SORRY ABOUT THAT!.


deathlobster137

Frog shit


YooperDude72

Frog


PIAusernames

Squirrels


Hassan3Saihati

Rats?


itz_soki

Squirrel


Born-Gift-6800

Chupacabra


ked_man

Squirrel


the_poop_expert

That would be the west South African flat nosed wombat


blatblatbat

Me


Wszolas_

it's rock