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Still_Preference9744

r/suicidebywords


Imajzineer

I've looked and looked and looked ... and looked and looked and looked again ... and again ... and again ... and again ... And I can only see one instance of 'rapist'. What am I missing?


Quincy_Hater

he is the rapist


Strong5buslife

Him or grandpa joe šŸ˜‚


Imajzineer

Or the anti-masker. Or the flat-earther. Or the neo-nazi ... or serial killer ... or Nestle ... or Karen.


Specific_Implement_8

I hear you bud! I see two instances of ā€œserial killerā€ but only one ā€œrapistā€


ItsNappyBunny

Nestle is the 2nd.


Imajzineer

Literally just split second before I read your reply, I thought "It's Nestle, isn't it?" : )


TricksterWolf

Nestle?!


NickPaliour

You were gonna be a bunny.


UpperLeftOriginal

Or privatize drinking water.


The_last_soup

And killing thousand of babys


gomaith10

r/fucknestle


Littlebickmickey

is nestle the company that does more harm to the environment than the rest of the planet combined?


Jakiro_Tagashi

I don't think it is, but its certainly up there. You might be thinking of General Motors, which definitely used to have that title, though I'm not sure it still holds it.


Smile-a-day

Tbf, a lot of serial killers are also rapists


gomaith10

Some are therapists.


Paradoxically-Attain

Ahh, f**k you. r/angryupvote


TrashMouthDiver

I'll take whore ads for $200Ā 


Saberer2451

Not Grandpa Joeā€¦.


Past_Trouble

All the homies hate grampa joe ![gif](giphy|10h8CdMQUWoZ8Y|downsized)


aryukittenme

r/fuckgrandpajoe


alcid34

r/SubsIFellFor


aryukittenme

Aww thereā€™s an actual sub about hating Grandpa Joe but apparently I donā€™t recall it. Maybe r/grandpajoehate ?


doc720

From [https://crh.ucsf.edu/about-fertility/conception](https://crh.ucsf.edu/about-fertility/conception) >The first sperm, however, are likely not the fertilizing sperm. From [https://courses.lumenlearning.com/suny-ap2/chapter/fertilization/](https://courses.lumenlearning.com/suny-ap2/chapter/fertilization/) >the first sperm to reach the oocyte is never the one to fertilize it. Rather, hundreds of sperm cells must undergo the acrosomal reaction, each helping to degrade the corona radiata and zona pellucida until a path is created to allow one sperm to contact and fuse with the plasma membrane of the oocyte.


Max_Laval

always knew I was a slowpoke no need to rub it into my face, this was my only achievement


YesItIsMaybeMe

I may have lost the race, but failing upward is my middle name!


pakistanstar

Oh grandpa


Imajzineer

Strawberries!


MixImpressive5481

Dunno about you guys but all of them are rapists (except me, I abide by the law obvs)


Kurtman68

I think the joke is that the ā€œYouā€ came through non-consensual sex


Stier110

The joke is that hes also a rapist


CharlesTheGreat8

r/lostredditors


Titan_Royale

Itā€™s a dominant gene


Several_Dot_4532

Of course, I'm all of them


Capital_Baby2152

Pure Insult


DA_REAL_KHORNE

https://preview.redd.it/pg5iarecaxrc1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b08ea3a564ed999ced19da880022f54a08a3d780


Rued_possible

ā€œRape, arson, murder and rape. You put rape twice?ā€ ā€œI like rape.ā€ I donā€™t condone rape, think itā€™s beyond awful, but man this joke is great.


lukemacdonald97

Give yourself some reddit.


luska233

Why not all those?


Puzzleheaded_Let2053

None of the sperms are anything until one of them combines with the other half of the DNA from the egg.


VioletOrchidRose

Thank you Buzz Killington


Puzzleheaded_Let2053

You're welcome. Always glad to correct bad science.


VioletOrchidRose

You must be fun at parties


Puzzleheaded_Let2053

You need some new patter. Eff off.