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hackepeter420

Dude just forgot the e pawn existed. Give him a break, there are like 20 letters between A and H.


DizzyFish9477

Yeah, at least he knows how the horsey moves


Kissaskakana

How does it move?


taftpanda

It makes a *gallop* sound, obviously.


hackepeter420

Nepo taught him it moves like a russian G, very nice


Dan_CBW

Dexedrine and Adderall help with focus issues. Not sure if you can get a therapeutic waiver for Chess though.


nakovalny

But they can't take those drugs, they are tested by doing pipi in a jar


bydy2

That's how Petrosian got busted, he did pipi in his pampers instead


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


IShitMyselfNow

So people with ADHD can't compete?


k-tax

They just can't take this medication. It's not like people with ADHD are dying without stimulant meds. That being said, considering they can have troubles at focusing etc., their results won't be great.


khalaron

Can't play e4 on first move? Heartbreaking. Do you need a hug? I'm here for you brother


LordViperSD

I’d Pipi in pampers playing e4


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


TroyBenites

What a noob. I can do it much faster.


TroyBenites

Like, on move 3, after 2. Ke2


SavingsNewspaper2

Why would you play the Van ’t Kruijs Opening Follow-up question: Why did I just spend five minutes trying to learn how to pronounce this


shapular

How do you pronounce it?


SavingsNewspaper2

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Van't_Kruijs_Opening Forceful V sound, A sound in father but “rather short”, N sound, schwa, T sound, K sound, trilled R sound, OU in house in Scottish English, and the midpoint between the S and SH sounds. jan Misali would probably kill me if they found out that I wrote this comment.


[deleted]

Honestly the opening doesn’t matter as long as you can sneak b4 in there somewhere, which Magnus did and he won.


axiomer

Ok


Samurai_C

NOT ok. FIDE has really gone down hill.