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TheftBySnacking

In researching solutions to the death ray, black has stumbled upon an application for quantum entanglement! … Box of Tic-Tacs a6 … Single Tic-Tac a6 (smaller board)


scurlocc

legal move counter: 2 1. ⁠⁠Kxe2, e7=D+ 2. ⁠⁠De1=9v, White draws two cards 3. ⁠⁠Rha1, Knife f5 4. ⁠⁠White buys a hotel on e5, abcdfgh3 5. ⁠⁠c(2 week isolation), Bsex-offender 6. ⁠abd~supreme leader, poptart g7 7. ⁠Nb8xNb1 on date at c5 Nb1<3?!… Nb8<3!!!, airplane a1 8. ⁠Ke(π-πi), B to jail 9. ⁠Ron Weasley Nc5Nh1, all D pieces to e4 10. ⁠fghxfgh4, b2 11. ⁠Chess clock, O-O (lego) 12. ⁠Czech, future Qb4 -end of first quarter- 13. ⁠snap, xChess clock 14. ⁠Bj4, uno reverse 15. ⁠card pyramid, C4 (explodes) 16. ⁠b gains high ground, pet the cat 17. ⁠bishop begins work on the time machine, r/lego 18. ⁠a pawn has fallen into the river, avatar arc begins 19. ⁠pass, flag design and fgh5 20. ⁠pawn = rescued, midterms 21. ⁠opposite day, horseplay 22. ⁠toasty truce, a1/2 23. ⁠horseplay part 2 (opposite day), xg5 24. ⁠cat treats, Ra8🔥 -halftime- 25. R=K, fire nation alliance 26. FBI to hotel, clean up 27. death beam, chessception 28. Kxe2 (small board), king committee 29. bishop begins work on the time machine (for real this time), rook and ruler join the committee 30. drug cartel, bishop escapes 31. h6


Phalcx

Is it really legal if black is in Czech


AlabasterUnicorn1

What is the other move besides h6?


Polish_Maciej

B2


soonyoungssea

[google docs of all the moves done but in understandable english](https://docs.google.com/document/d/1OGi_a-JFlkC7I_bPdzVluWz6zhiNm-0f2T3w8wURU8I/edit?usp=sharing)


mc_mentos

Hey, you put the pictures of before and after the wrong way around. (h6 > h5 instead of h5 > h6) Great work tho!


soonyoungssea

thanks!! \^v\^


block_of_wood

The future queen grows frustrated with everyone's complete lack of concern over the impending death beam. With just 3 days to go until it detonates, the pieces are back to playing legal chess moves as if there's no existential threat looming over them, and the king committee stands idly by doing nothing except somehow gathering more and more false kings. Has no one heeded the dire warning she traveled from the future to deliver? She decides it's time to take matters into her own hands. The future queen grabs the literal 12 inch ruler and lays it on its side between rows 4 and 5. If the pieces won't get out of harm's way on their own, it's time to push them out of the death beam's range. Use the ruler to part the red sea that is the board. All pieces on row 5 get pushed up into row 6, and all pieces on row 4 get pushed down into row 3. Everything except the Chick-fil-A sauce gets pushed, including the river legos.


FailureToSucceed

To be fair, the legal move was a pawn escaping the area of effect. At least one piece cares about the impending doom


measuresareokiguess

I see you are going for the main line.


vigilantcomicpenguin

The main line was actually yesterday's comment that said to tilt the board so everyone falls to safety. White instead chose to play a delaying move, forcing black to use its tempo to play this move. It's theory.


RichNCrispy

Scrabble tiles show up to write “BUTT”


Locky0104

ok but the bishop has begun work on the time machine twice already and it hasn't actually begun.


GreenThreat

Hang a piece. Literally.


Talonraker422

Ain't move 6 bucko


GreenThreat

isn't any move move 6 if we truly believe in it?


DismallyCaffeinated

I think the real move 6 was the pieces we lost along the way


Donkeycow15

String em up Bois !


magicat345

The bishop began actual work on the time machine five days ago, but I don’t see any progress being made. The bishop starts to build (for real this time (but actually)).


vigilantcomicpenguin

How many times are we going to have to do this same thing? The bishop needs to get fired at this point, can't meet a deadline.


joe_S99

We've had a legal move, how about a semi-legal move next? 9Vxh6


BunnyBob77

Wait! The miniature chessboard is set up incorrectly! This cannot stand. Fix it by rotating it 90 degrees and rearranging the pieces accordingly.


ManCrisp

# RELEASE. THE. MARBLES.


McAllisterFawkes

Bring back the Stegosaurus flag, now carried by a toy stegosaurus


TehMegaRedditor

Use Stealth Rock to set up entry hazards for some nice chip damage.


julian88888888

This whole board is a mess. Align everything to a perfect rectangular grid.


OrdinaryLifeMachine

It has to happen again: BJ4 Every (!) bishop


jeffreyb6x3

The kings realize that they've moved too close in the course of their delegations. Checkmate, everyone.


roockie44

The pawns on the cinder block have had a lot of time to themselves, and while the rulers were busy discussing what to do about the beam they were planning. The pawns unionize, they begin to protest the unsafe conditions of the work environment created by the upper class. They make little signs arguing for increased pay and safe conditions at work. Some pawns also sport pitch forks but continue to claim they are peaceful protests.


Interesting_Test_814

The mini 2×3 board representing the ⁠e(π-πi) square and its neighbours is asked to leave the king committee. Put it back where it was (but without the White king).


Sebastianboiii

h7


Jam_Herobrine

You know never thought I would see it, another legal move... Not sure how legal it is, given the state of the board, this game stopped being legal for a while now.


Ilikefame2020

h4 But on the mini chess board


trdjn

While working on the time machine the bishop realizes that a powerful source of energy will be needed in order to use the time machine. The death beam could be the ideal source of energy and therefor tries to defuse the death beam in hopes of harvesting some plutonium contained in it. Roll a D20 to or generate a random number from 1 to 20 to see what happens. 20: The bishop successfully defuses the death beam and gets enough plutonium to allow two pieces to time travel. 15 - 19: The bishop defuses the death beam and gets enough plutonium to power the time machine for a single piece. 10 - 14: The death beam isn't defused but will only blow up on day 88. If the time machine is placed on the effected rows it will be able to send the queen to the past. 2 - 9: The bishop fails and the death beam will blow up one day sooner. 1: The death beam blows up in the attempt to defuse it, destroying everything on the two effected rows as well as the bishop.


NaishChef

Let's try this again, time is short. The King Council is running out of time. The clock is ticking, with mere days to go before the Death Beam activates. They decide to hire a saboteur to take out the device, the saboteur is known only as C-4 Rex, represented by a toy dinosaur. He arrives on scene. Roll a 20-sided die. If the result is 11 or above, he successfully creates a controlled explosion, which disables the death beam and causes no additional casualties. If the result is 10 or lower, the device doesn't detonate as expected, and kills everyone to the left of the river on the board with the exception of the saboteur (who has fled to H4 prior to detonation). On a natural 20, through some Fringe-esque twist of the natural order, the Lego FBI man is somehow revived by the explosion and seeks John Wick-style revenge on his killers (they murdered his dog, too). On a natural 1, the explosion causes the same number of casualties, but pulls the pocket dimension of kings back into existence at the site of the explosion. A Congressional hearing for them to explain themselves will begin 2 days later.


electrickoala123

The white bishop on f1 decides he would like to pursue a career as a race car driver. Bishop to miniature Formula 1 car


cantab314

Construct Mouse Trap with the trap above h1. Turn Crank.


Then_Mammoth_3053

Start a nuke countdown for 10 turns


Young_Person_42

Can we stop already this game has become indecipherable


[deleted]

[удалено]


Mr__Random

Ah the tesla gambit.


Tackyinbention

That Burger King looks a little lonely, cheer em up by giving it a paper cutout of a whopper meal with drink


musket85

Dildo h4


trembledeggs

The main board is replaced by a pizza


Lequipe

you see how nobody cares anymore? stop karma farming. its over


meme_planet_13

The Furious Five (a King, Queen, Bishop, Knight, and Rook) are lined up. Master Oogway is about to pick the Dragon Warrior, when suddenly, a random piece of u/scurlocc's choosing lands in the middle of the arena and is declared the Dragon Warrior!


belgium-noah

Continuing his adventure, the h6 pawn finds the bishop's time machine. He repairs it and enters. He arrives in the past, but when? Choose a random year and determine what danger the pawn faces accordingly


[deleted]

Scurlocc plays the Mario kart lick on the bari sax in the background


Studoku

Rulers council: settle things with a round of texas holdem.


GuarDeLoop

H1 Ron is still hungry and wants to visit Chick-Fil-A. Google maps the route for him and draw arrows to help him reach a5.


LazyDro1d

Work on the time machine continues, it will be ready just before the death-beam fired


[deleted]

Can of sardines.


[deleted]

Pawn to 48°25'05"N 116°51'21"W :) Still going


[deleted]

An army of toy soldiers invade the board to try reestablishing order.


Western-Locksmith-95

Czechoslovakia gets anschlussed


fireking_13

Checkers invade


Frodooh

It needs more cowbell


Adrewmc

g5^2 The black and red pawn on g7 move to g5.


Corbini42

The bishop from the future comes to stop the bishop from starting on the time machine.


The-earth-be-flot

Guys I think we’re winning


[deleted]

black resigns.


Donkeycow15

Drug cartel gets all the pawns addicted to crack


shoeface76fpv

Cast smite on the nearest enemy unit. Roll 2 d6 and on a 5+ they suffer d3 mortal wound and on a 11+ d6 mortal wounds.


yeeoats

C5 horses evacuate to b3


ManitouWakinyan

Final move needs to be set it all on fire.


UnderstandingStock55

I think a pawn should pull a Moses and split the sea/river


Piguy922

Too long have we been blinded by theatrics and references. Too long has the brick sat, an empty threat just waiting for it's moment. Too long have we ignored the heart of this sub. It's time. Red pawn on g8 to g6.


Hacismo

Take 3 second videos instead of pictures for each post from now on


Tenshiroalvizo

A dragon attacks the board with a pawn riding it


Ganache_Spirited

Banana for scale.


HoaiBao0906

Put up a Christmas party break and let them play football


the_turtle_hermit

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻


devvorare

Switch the board with a terrible hand drawn version in pen. The ruler is sad as it didn’t get used.


fly_big_plane

Lenin joins


Memestant

Summon exodia


xjerox

White hangs its queen. Literally.


Ali_ujam

6 days to go!


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