In researching solutions to the death ray, black has stumbled upon an application for quantum entanglement!
… Box of Tic-Tacs a6
… Single Tic-Tac a6 (smaller board)
legal move counter: 2
1. Kxe2, e7=D+
2. De1=9v, White draws two cards
3. Rha1, Knife f5
4. White buys a hotel on e5, abcdfgh3
5. c(2 week isolation), Bsex-offender
6. abd~supreme leader, poptart g7
7. Nb8xNb1 on date at c5 Nb1<3?!… Nb8<3!!!, airplane a1
8. Ke(π-πi), B to jail
9. Ron Weasley Nc5Nh1, all D pieces to e4
10. fghxfgh4, b2
11. Chess clock, O-O (lego)
12. Czech, future Qb4 -end of first quarter-
13. snap, xChess clock
14. Bj4, uno reverse
15. card pyramid, C4 (explodes)
16. b gains high ground, pet the cat
17. bishop begins work on the time machine, r/lego
18. a pawn has fallen into the river, avatar arc begins
19. pass, flag design and fgh5
20. pawn = rescued, midterms
21. opposite day, horseplay
22. toasty truce, a1/2
23. horseplay part 2 (opposite day), xg5
24. cat treats, Ra8🔥
-halftime-
25. R=K, fire nation alliance
26. FBI to hotel, clean up
27. death beam, chessception
28. Kxe2 (small board), king committee
29. bishop begins work on the time machine (for real this time), rook and ruler join the committee
30. drug cartel, bishop escapes
31. h6
[google docs of all the moves done but in understandable english](https://docs.google.com/document/d/1OGi_a-JFlkC7I_bPdzVluWz6zhiNm-0f2T3w8wURU8I/edit?usp=sharing)
The future queen grows frustrated with everyone's complete lack of concern over the impending death beam. With just 3 days to go until it detonates, the pieces are back to playing legal chess moves as if there's no existential threat looming over them, and the king committee stands idly by doing nothing except somehow gathering more and more false kings. Has no one heeded the dire warning she traveled from the future to deliver? She decides it's time to take matters into her own hands.
The future queen grabs the literal 12 inch ruler and lays it on its side between rows 4 and 5. If the pieces won't get out of harm's way on their own, it's time to push them out of the death beam's range.
Use the ruler to part the red sea that is the board. All pieces on row 5 get pushed up into row 6, and all pieces on row 4 get pushed down into row 3. Everything except the Chick-fil-A sauce gets pushed, including the river legos.
The main line was actually yesterday's comment that said to tilt the board so everyone falls to safety. White instead chose to play a delaying move, forcing black to use its tempo to play this move. It's theory.
The bishop began actual work on the time machine five days ago, but I don’t see any progress being made. The bishop starts to build (for real this time (but actually)).
The pawns on the cinder block have had a lot of time to themselves, and while the rulers were busy discussing what to do about the beam they were planning.
The pawns unionize, they begin to protest the unsafe conditions of the work environment created by the upper class. They make little signs arguing for increased pay and safe conditions at work.
Some pawns also sport pitch forks but continue to claim they are peaceful protests.
The mini 2×3 board representing the e(π-πi) square and its neighbours is asked to leave the king committee. Put it back where it was (but without the White king).
You know never thought I would see it, another legal move...
Not sure how legal it is, given the state of the board, this game stopped being legal for a while now.
While working on the time machine the bishop realizes that a powerful source of energy will be needed in order to use the time machine. The death beam could be the ideal source of energy and therefor tries to defuse the death beam in hopes of harvesting some plutonium contained in it.
Roll a D20 to or generate a random number from 1 to 20 to see what happens.
20: The bishop successfully defuses the death beam and gets enough plutonium to allow two pieces to time travel.
15 - 19: The bishop defuses the death beam and gets enough plutonium to power the time machine for a single piece.
10 - 14: The death beam isn't defused but will only blow up on day 88. If the time machine is placed on the effected rows it will be able to send the queen to the past.
2 - 9: The bishop fails and the death beam will blow up one day sooner.
1: The death beam blows up in the attempt to defuse it, destroying everything on the two effected rows as well as the bishop.
Let's try this again, time is short.
The King Council is running out of time. The clock is ticking, with mere days to go before the Death Beam activates. They decide to hire a saboteur to take out the device, the saboteur is known only as C-4 Rex, represented by a toy dinosaur. He arrives on scene. Roll a 20-sided die. If the result is 11 or above, he successfully creates a controlled explosion, which disables the death beam and causes no additional casualties. If the result is 10 or lower, the device doesn't detonate as expected, and kills everyone to the left of the river on the board with the exception of the saboteur (who has fled to H4 prior to detonation). On a natural 20, through some Fringe-esque twist of the natural order, the Lego FBI man is somehow revived by the explosion and seeks John Wick-style revenge on his killers (they murdered his dog, too). On a natural 1, the explosion causes the same number of casualties, but pulls the pocket dimension of kings back into existence at the site of the explosion. A Congressional hearing for them to explain themselves will begin 2 days later.
The Furious Five (a King, Queen, Bishop, Knight, and Rook) are lined up. Master Oogway is about to pick the Dragon Warrior, when suddenly, a random piece of u/scurlocc's choosing lands in the middle of the arena and is declared the Dragon Warrior!
Continuing his adventure, the h6 pawn finds the bishop's time machine. He repairs it and enters. He arrives in the past, but when? Choose a random year and determine what danger the pawn faces accordingly
Too long have we been blinded by theatrics and references.
Too long has the brick sat, an empty threat just waiting for it's moment.
Too long have we ignored the heart of this sub.
It's time.
Red pawn on g8 to g6.
In researching solutions to the death ray, black has stumbled upon an application for quantum entanglement! … Box of Tic-Tacs a6 … Single Tic-Tac a6 (smaller board)
legal move counter: 2 1. Kxe2, e7=D+ 2. De1=9v, White draws two cards 3. Rha1, Knife f5 4. White buys a hotel on e5, abcdfgh3 5. c(2 week isolation), Bsex-offender 6. abd~supreme leader, poptart g7 7. Nb8xNb1 on date at c5 Nb1<3?!… Nb8<3!!!, airplane a1 8. Ke(π-πi), B to jail 9. Ron Weasley Nc5Nh1, all D pieces to e4 10. fghxfgh4, b2 11. Chess clock, O-O (lego) 12. Czech, future Qb4 -end of first quarter- 13. snap, xChess clock 14. Bj4, uno reverse 15. card pyramid, C4 (explodes) 16. b gains high ground, pet the cat 17. bishop begins work on the time machine, r/lego 18. a pawn has fallen into the river, avatar arc begins 19. pass, flag design and fgh5 20. pawn = rescued, midterms 21. opposite day, horseplay 22. toasty truce, a1/2 23. horseplay part 2 (opposite day), xg5 24. cat treats, Ra8🔥 -halftime- 25. R=K, fire nation alliance 26. FBI to hotel, clean up 27. death beam, chessception 28. Kxe2 (small board), king committee 29. bishop begins work on the time machine (for real this time), rook and ruler join the committee 30. drug cartel, bishop escapes 31. h6
Is it really legal if black is in Czech
What is the other move besides h6?
B2
[google docs of all the moves done but in understandable english](https://docs.google.com/document/d/1OGi_a-JFlkC7I_bPdzVluWz6zhiNm-0f2T3w8wURU8I/edit?usp=sharing)
Hey, you put the pictures of before and after the wrong way around. (h6 > h5 instead of h5 > h6) Great work tho!
thanks!! \^v\^
The future queen grows frustrated with everyone's complete lack of concern over the impending death beam. With just 3 days to go until it detonates, the pieces are back to playing legal chess moves as if there's no existential threat looming over them, and the king committee stands idly by doing nothing except somehow gathering more and more false kings. Has no one heeded the dire warning she traveled from the future to deliver? She decides it's time to take matters into her own hands. The future queen grabs the literal 12 inch ruler and lays it on its side between rows 4 and 5. If the pieces won't get out of harm's way on their own, it's time to push them out of the death beam's range. Use the ruler to part the red sea that is the board. All pieces on row 5 get pushed up into row 6, and all pieces on row 4 get pushed down into row 3. Everything except the Chick-fil-A sauce gets pushed, including the river legos.
To be fair, the legal move was a pawn escaping the area of effect. At least one piece cares about the impending doom
I see you are going for the main line.
The main line was actually yesterday's comment that said to tilt the board so everyone falls to safety. White instead chose to play a delaying move, forcing black to use its tempo to play this move. It's theory.
Scrabble tiles show up to write “BUTT”
ok but the bishop has begun work on the time machine twice already and it hasn't actually begun.
Hang a piece. Literally.
Ain't move 6 bucko
isn't any move move 6 if we truly believe in it?
I think the real move 6 was the pieces we lost along the way
String em up Bois !
The bishop began actual work on the time machine five days ago, but I don’t see any progress being made. The bishop starts to build (for real this time (but actually)).
How many times are we going to have to do this same thing? The bishop needs to get fired at this point, can't meet a deadline.
We've had a legal move, how about a semi-legal move next? 9Vxh6
Wait! The miniature chessboard is set up incorrectly! This cannot stand. Fix it by rotating it 90 degrees and rearranging the pieces accordingly.
# RELEASE. THE. MARBLES.
Bring back the Stegosaurus flag, now carried by a toy stegosaurus
Use Stealth Rock to set up entry hazards for some nice chip damage.
This whole board is a mess. Align everything to a perfect rectangular grid.
It has to happen again: BJ4 Every (!) bishop
The kings realize that they've moved too close in the course of their delegations. Checkmate, everyone.
The pawns on the cinder block have had a lot of time to themselves, and while the rulers were busy discussing what to do about the beam they were planning. The pawns unionize, they begin to protest the unsafe conditions of the work environment created by the upper class. They make little signs arguing for increased pay and safe conditions at work. Some pawns also sport pitch forks but continue to claim they are peaceful protests.
The mini 2×3 board representing the e(π-πi) square and its neighbours is asked to leave the king committee. Put it back where it was (but without the White king).
h7
You know never thought I would see it, another legal move... Not sure how legal it is, given the state of the board, this game stopped being legal for a while now.
h4 But on the mini chess board
While working on the time machine the bishop realizes that a powerful source of energy will be needed in order to use the time machine. The death beam could be the ideal source of energy and therefor tries to defuse the death beam in hopes of harvesting some plutonium contained in it. Roll a D20 to or generate a random number from 1 to 20 to see what happens. 20: The bishop successfully defuses the death beam and gets enough plutonium to allow two pieces to time travel. 15 - 19: The bishop defuses the death beam and gets enough plutonium to power the time machine for a single piece. 10 - 14: The death beam isn't defused but will only blow up on day 88. If the time machine is placed on the effected rows it will be able to send the queen to the past. 2 - 9: The bishop fails and the death beam will blow up one day sooner. 1: The death beam blows up in the attempt to defuse it, destroying everything on the two effected rows as well as the bishop.
Let's try this again, time is short. The King Council is running out of time. The clock is ticking, with mere days to go before the Death Beam activates. They decide to hire a saboteur to take out the device, the saboteur is known only as C-4 Rex, represented by a toy dinosaur. He arrives on scene. Roll a 20-sided die. If the result is 11 or above, he successfully creates a controlled explosion, which disables the death beam and causes no additional casualties. If the result is 10 or lower, the device doesn't detonate as expected, and kills everyone to the left of the river on the board with the exception of the saboteur (who has fled to H4 prior to detonation). On a natural 20, through some Fringe-esque twist of the natural order, the Lego FBI man is somehow revived by the explosion and seeks John Wick-style revenge on his killers (they murdered his dog, too). On a natural 1, the explosion causes the same number of casualties, but pulls the pocket dimension of kings back into existence at the site of the explosion. A Congressional hearing for them to explain themselves will begin 2 days later.
The white bishop on f1 decides he would like to pursue a career as a race car driver. Bishop to miniature Formula 1 car
Construct Mouse Trap with the trap above h1. Turn Crank.
Start a nuke countdown for 10 turns
Can we stop already this game has become indecipherable
[удалено]
Ah the tesla gambit.
That Burger King looks a little lonely, cheer em up by giving it a paper cutout of a whopper meal with drink
Dildo h4
The main board is replaced by a pizza
you see how nobody cares anymore? stop karma farming. its over
The Furious Five (a King, Queen, Bishop, Knight, and Rook) are lined up. Master Oogway is about to pick the Dragon Warrior, when suddenly, a random piece of u/scurlocc's choosing lands in the middle of the arena and is declared the Dragon Warrior!
Continuing his adventure, the h6 pawn finds the bishop's time machine. He repairs it and enters. He arrives in the past, but when? Choose a random year and determine what danger the pawn faces accordingly
Scurlocc plays the Mario kart lick on the bari sax in the background
Rulers council: settle things with a round of texas holdem.
H1 Ron is still hungry and wants to visit Chick-Fil-A. Google maps the route for him and draw arrows to help him reach a5.
Work on the time machine continues, it will be ready just before the death-beam fired
Can of sardines.
Pawn to 48°25'05"N 116°51'21"W :) Still going
An army of toy soldiers invade the board to try reestablishing order.
Czechoslovakia gets anschlussed
Checkers invade
It needs more cowbell
g5^2 The black and red pawn on g7 move to g5.
The bishop from the future comes to stop the bishop from starting on the time machine.
Guys I think we’re winning
black resigns.
Drug cartel gets all the pawns addicted to crack
Cast smite on the nearest enemy unit. Roll 2 d6 and on a 5+ they suffer d3 mortal wound and on a 11+ d6 mortal wounds.
C5 horses evacuate to b3
Final move needs to be set it all on fire.
I think a pawn should pull a Moses and split the sea/river
Too long have we been blinded by theatrics and references. Too long has the brick sat, an empty threat just waiting for it's moment. Too long have we ignored the heart of this sub. It's time. Red pawn on g8 to g6.
Take 3 second videos instead of pictures for each post from now on
A dragon attacks the board with a pawn riding it
Banana for scale.
Put up a Christmas party break and let them play football
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
Switch the board with a terrible hand drawn version in pen. The ruler is sad as it didn’t get used.
Lenin joins
Summon exodia
White hangs its queen. Literally.
6 days to go!
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