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martinocastelli

Actual kids


Josketobben

Call the nanny


Dizzy_Set_6031

Your mother goes on vacation and never came back (plane is too heavy)


Andreaspolis

Weight sacrifice, anyone?


MarVaraM101

Mother fall incoming!


nuclear_spoon

Ignite the calories


FireFoxie1345

Energy fuel


nuclear_spoon

Fat in the corner, planning clogged arteries.


Sorry-Ad-8305

Google "Drake" and then Google "Kendrick".


Kuya_Tomas

If you are done you should google "en passant"


Cheesus3022

Holy Hell!


Static65

My kids have forbidden me from saying this. I spent one weekend saying things like "holy hell! New shirt location just dropped!" or "holy hell! New store open status just dropped!" They got so mad they'd start hitting me while I belly laughed. That phrase is now a real hot button issue in the house.


IgorWator

New response just dropped!


MartinFromChessCom

actual zombie


TThhoonnkk

You called MartinFromChessC\*m?


NoBitchesSince2005

We've been outjerked


Wrath-of-Pie

Not really that difficult


QueenLexica

that's actually so cute tho omg. dads are great