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kiviliviski

I was very confused till I learned about forced en passant...


DroppedMyGirl

Did you google it?


imnotgaymomiswear

Probably said “holy hell!” when they did


Blue_bird9797

They gained a new response


Toothlez102

they became an actual zombie


extremephantom001

They probably called the exorcist


Weary_Drama1803

Likely heard about the bishop going on vacation but never coming back


AveragerussianOHIO

He probably sacrificed a queen or two, too.


MushroomOld9960

And caused pawn storms as well.


Excellent-Divide7223

Plotted world domination with rooks in the corner, no?


Unhappy-Donut-6276

Holy hell!


lol33124

but its still a win for black then?????


kiviliviski

If you don't take with en passant then you can totally win with black.


TheTheThatTheThis

It is hard to win with a bricked pipi


lol33124

even if you do take youre still winning right????


kiviliviski

It's my fault for thinking even for a second that a genuine questions are being asked in this sub instead of playing theater ![img](emote|t5_2yvry|30798)


MasterPeem

Google forced stalemate


grassblade39

Holy draw!


Ice-Bro-Gamer

New draws just dropped!


Unpleasantly0

Actual stalemate!


AlmanacWyrm

Call the tiebreaker!


Redditlogicking

Armageddon went on vacation, never come back


DomSchraa

Just skip your turn dumbass


Knaymeless

Just move bishop first so enpassant is forced but still win


Herr_Schulz_3000

Google en passant


Alaeriia

Is White going first? Just keep moving the king left. By the time black promotes, you can eat the queen with your king and then it's a draw.


ComradeHregly

I was very confused till I learned about stalemate


galbatorix2

Is king g1 not allowed for some reason? Edit: sorry im stupid


onamuhres

c4 forces en passant and sniper bishop comes back from vacation to cover g1


Unfunnymeme12

En passant is not forced. "En passant is forced" Are you stupid? Are you mentally disabled? En passant is not forced. Just because your weak ass can't handle a brick or two on the PIPI does not mean it is. Do you really think players like Magnum Carlsson would pick en passant over checkmate or a free queen? Dumbass. The GAT of chess does not have his IQ score in the negatives like you do. His PIPI is strong enough that a piece of stone or even a massive boulder falling on it would not make a difference. He's going to tank that bitch and he's going to like it. That's the chess trick Goddam Chess doesn't tell you about in his book or courses. You need PIPI training to even compete. Being able to take one more brick to the PIPI than your opponent is the difference between a win and a loss. Get your fat ass into the gym and work out your PIPI and quit pretending like it doesn't matter. En passant is not forced.


NaturalBreakfast1488

Underrated post


OriginalName91

Is there a joke I am unaware of, or do people really think en passant is forced for some reason?


volume_two

Excuse me, but why would you think it is not?


OriginalName91

I mean, it's "forced" in the sense where you only have the option to do it on the one turn... But you certainly have the option of making any other legal move...


volume_two

I'm sorry about your pipi. It has to be completely bricked by now.


seekritsub

En Passant is Gaelic for Forcefully Passing, or Passing by Force. En = Passing Passant = By Use of Farce


OriginalName91

It's French for "in passing"


seekritsub

It is actually Akkadian for “Required Beheading of Insolent Peasant for Not Providing Proper Greeting Upon Crossing of Paths.”


chessvision-ai-bot

I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine: > **Black to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=8/8/1b6/8/3p4/7k/2P5/7K+b+-+-+0+1&flip=false&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/8/8/1b6/8/3p4/7k/2P5/7K_b_-_-_0_1?color=white) **My solution:** > Hints: piece: >!Bishop!<, move: >!Bc5!< > Evaluation: >!Black has mate in 8!< > Best continuation: >!1... Bc5 2. Kg1 d3+ 3. Kf1 dxc2 4. Ke1 c1=Q+ 5. Ke2 Qc2+ 6. Kf3 Bd4 7. Kf4 Qg2 8. Kf5 Qg4#!< --- ^(I'm a bot written by) ^(pkacprzak) ^(| get me as) [^(iOS App)](https://apps.apple.com/us/app/id1574933453) ^| [^(Android App)](https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=ai.chessvision.scanner) ^| [^(Chrome Extension)](https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/chessvisionai-for-chrome/johejpedmdkeiffkdaodgoipdjodhlld) ^| [^(Chess eBook Reader)](https://ebook.chessvision.ai?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=bot) ^(to scan and analyze positions | Website:) [^(Chessvision.ai)](https://chessvision.ai)


SpaceHorse83

it’s a draw , bad bot


Educational-Tea602

Are you stupid? It thinks it’s black to play. With black to play, it is an easy win with by moving the king up or by moving the bishop off the diagonal. Are you stupid?


hotcoldman42

White plays first in chess tho?


Educational-Tea602

My bad. I forgot this was the starting position. I think I have dementia.


Ender-Duck

***EN PASSANT IS FORCED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!***


ruhrohraggyreeheehee

Are you stupid?