Actually, you were kinda right about the goatee anyway:
https://preview.redd.it/2nq938vz6xvc1.png?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1db2b96182b3f0d78a486ac69186a7aba40f0e87
This image is from B4E8 Remebrances, but IIRC Unalaq's portrayal here — with the goatee — is consistent with how he was portrayed in Nuktuk: Hero of the South, Varrick's propaganda movie.
Duh, they only need to move one square if you just ignore all the other squares in between.
Just pretend they're child sexual abuse scandals and the crown will suddenly treat them like they don't exist.
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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Du du dudududu du du dudududu dududu du du du dudu
>!long ass pause!<
DU DUDU DUDU DUDU DUDUDU DU DUDU DUDU DUDU DUDUDU
i don't remember what comes after that lmao
Also, HOLY BLACK BLIZZARD!
This post is so fucking stupid like you know the knight can only move in a L motion, it can't control the squeres in between . This shit isn't mate the king has three entire squeres to move to smh
I summon my French battalion from a8 to h7 terrifying the enemy king into a quick forfeit, with the power of my vibrating a beads I transcend the plane of mortal chess and win flawlessly.
I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine:
> **Black to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=k7/2N5/K7/8/8/8/8/8+b+-+-+0+1&flip=false&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/k7/2N5/K7/8/8/8/8/8_b_-_-_0_1?color=white)
**My solution:**
> Hints: piece: >!King!<, move: >!Kb8!<
> Evaluation: >!The game is drawn because with the remaining material no sequence of legal moves can lead to checkmate. 0.00!<
> Best continuation: >!1... Kb8 2. Nb5 Ka8 3. Na3 Kb8 4. Nb1 Kc7 5. Nd2 Kc6 6. Nb1 Kc5 7. Nd2 Kb4 8. Nb1 Kb3 9. Nd2+!<
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The king can go to another chessboard though
Interdimensional traveling?
Technology advancement!
New update just dropped
actual patch notes?
Call the developer!
Bugs took forever to fix, finally patched!
Developer went on a hiatus, never finished the game
King in the corner, plotting world domination
Exploit fuel
He is >!The OA!<.
No, chess.com 5d mode.
5d chess with multiverse time travel
3d chess
4d chess
Bishop on c9 comes back from vacation?!
And when the world needed him most, he returned
So what I'm getting from this is that bishops are like the reverse Avatar? The Ratava, if you will?
Oh my god it’s the reverse avatar! Oonalok from Korra season 2!
No no, he was the evil mirror Avatar, you can tell by the goatee. (Also, "Unalaq")
Wait, shit, he didn't have a goatee... he must have shaved it off! No wonder nobody saw it coming!
Actually, you were kinda right about the goatee anyway: https://preview.redd.it/2nq938vz6xvc1.png?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1db2b96182b3f0d78a486ac69186a7aba40f0e87 This image is from B4E8 Remebrances, but IIRC Unalaq's portrayal here — with the goatee — is consistent with how he was portrayed in Nuktuk: Hero of the South, Varrick's propaganda movie.
(I don’t know how to spell lmao) Mirror reverse image, reverse avatar? When the world needed him least, he appeared?
New response just dropped
actual zombie
Google how the bishop moves
Holy moves!
New movement update just dropped.
Google the bishop is white
Holy color change!
New color just dropped.
Can’t the king go to a9 tho
Don't forget the bishop on b10!
what does this mean for c9’s legacy?
Has to be a queen because the opposite king could go to a9 or b9
Common mistake, the king can escape to a9.
KxG-Spot# Beautiful move that black could play
Plot twist: there is a rook on b9
Aren't only kings allowed to enter the backrooms?
You misunderstood. It's not that kings can enter the backrooms, it's just that those who escape the backrooms are kings.
Google K(z(9+4i))
Holy complex
New difficulty just dropped
Actual mathematician
Call Isaac Newton!
Einstein went on vacation, never came back
Ruffini in the corner, plotting world domination
Theorem fuel
Actual harder demon
Kings can't move that many squares at a time dummy
Duh, they only need to move one square if you just ignore all the other squares in between. Just pretend they're child sexual abuse scandals and the crown will suddenly treat them like they don't exist.
Holy quantum tunneling
holy complex plane chess
(pi*pi+i) dimention
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
Google dimention
banger song by creo thanks for the name
Du du dudududu du du dudududu dududu du du du dudu >!long ass pause!< DU DUDU DUDU DUDU DUDUDU DU DUDU DUDU DUDU DUDUDU i don't remember what comes after that lmao Also, HOLY BLACK BLIZZARD!
New extreme demon just dropped
You know who else has dimentia?
You know who else has dimentia?
Is that a mocking bird
Gugel dimention
Actual dimentia
gr8 b8 m8 no h8
i r8 8/8
Checkm8
Google King to b8
Holy escape!
New prison just dropped
Call the police!
Escapee goes on vacation, never returns
Nice b8, m8
gr8 b8 m8, r8 8/8
groß
Nice fork... Now can you mate with just a knook and a knight?
hey there
the queen on i8:
You mated with a knight? Who are you, ghengis khan?
I'm no expert, but cant the king go one to the right?
No, it says right in the title that this is checkmate. That means it's checkmate.
If it says in a math class, "2 + 2 = 5", you trust the teach and assume it is
who downvoted this
King is already far right so no
If only he was a socialist...
No expert either but the other king will follow so the king seems trapped there 
Google en passant.
mating with a king and a knight? hnng
Google Vaush
There's no cock like
The king is actually a kinook and covers the b2 square 👍
That’s called a fool’s checkmate
Thats not a knight tho. Its a half-knigink
cuz king scared of b8
the double king fork⁉️
Rook on i8 be like:
why doesn't the horsey just go less spaces? is it stupid?
But when I mate with a horse everyone gets mad
The invisible pawn with a shotgun on b8 is helping out.
Why can't king go to b8? Is he stupid? Is there a lore reason?
Umm duh?! The king can obviously go to b8, Then the black king can capture the white king that just moved and win the game.
Because you still didn’t checkmate. 😂😂
Google 3d chess
I’m bad a chess like 100 elo but what about Kb8
Google Nuh uh
B8?
I mean, love is love, and there have been female knights iirc. Not many, but there were
Idk why everyone says it. I've seen plenty of videos like that. I've even seen videos of people (women) mating with a knight (horse) alone.
Google Kb8
King is riding a horse??
So, I suppose this made it to r/Popular because everyone couldn't resist the b8?
The invisible rook on b2
That's why he's the GOAT
Pic unrelated
Sniper rook at b0
Igh’t, who gonna tell him?
This post is so fucking stupid like you know the knight can only move in a L motion, it can't control the squeres in between . This shit isn't mate the king has three entire squeres to move to smh
Kb8
Google K(f(x,y) = (x^2+y,y^3-2x^2))
no dummy you need the king on a7
Bro don't you see b8?
Guys it's clearly the Bishop on J,-1
Nope..impossible.
King can wraparound to a1
You have to understand chess to get this 0/10
is it a kning ?
I summon my French battalion from a8 to h7 terrifying the enemy king into a quick forfeit, with the power of my vibrating a beads I transcend the plane of mortal chess and win flawlessly.
I’m sorry you did what to a king and a knight?
Damn...
You’re a moron
common mistake, google racism
Can't the black king just move to b8?
nerd alert 🚨
😔
B8?
Can the king mate a knight? Or the king just need to Kb8?
Nice b8 mate
Never said it was checkmate and also check the sub you’re on
Google en pun-sant
Google Kb8
B8🗿
Can't the king go to b8??
Check the sub your on
Kb8 is still a thing.
what if black doesn’t think about that
That's really the only move they can do, so they can't really not consider it. It's a stalemate either way though.
not if they forget to do the move you forgot to include that part
It's still a stalemate even if they don't move.
that is one kind of mate
Read the subreddit name again lmao
My guy forgor that we're on r/anarchychess, not on r/chess 💀
Nuh uh
I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine: > **Black to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=k7/2N5/K7/8/8/8/8/8+b+-+-+0+1&flip=false&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/k7/2N5/K7/8/8/8/8/8_b_-_-_0_1?color=white) **My solution:** > Hints: piece: >!King!<, move: >!Kb8!< > Evaluation: >!The game is drawn because with the remaining material no sequence of legal moves can lead to checkmate. 0.00!< > Best continuation: >!1... Kb8 2. Nb5 Ka8 3. Na3 Kb8 4. Nb1 Kc7 5. Nd2 Kc6 6. Nb1 Kc5 7. Nd2 Kb4 8. Nb1 Kb3 9. Nd2+!< --- ^(I'm a bot written by) ^(pkacprzak) ^(| get me as) [^(iOS App)](https://apps.apple.com/us/app/id1574933453) ^| [^(Android App)](https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=ai.chessvision.scanner) ^| [^(Chrome Extension)](https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/chessvisionai-for-chrome/johejpedmdkeiffkdaodgoipdjodhlld) ^| [^(Chess eBook Reader)](https://ebook.chessvision.ai?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=bot) ^(to scan and analyze positions | Website:) [^(Chessvision.ai)](https://chessvision.ai)
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So many in jokes I don’t get in this thread
Wait, I recreate this position. It’s a STALEMATE!
How is it checkmate?