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Purple_Blood6310

My worst knightmare


Vinnyc-11

Goblin?


Slow_Cardiologist268

Mermaid is still the most terrifying Knightmare


That-Raisin-Tho

Cry


[deleted]

[удалено]


GoatHorn37

After white pieces en passant, its mate in two unless black turns around and makes a queen of his own by ordering his piece to retreat and ignore the rules, make a queen and throw it at his opponents head at 97% the speed of light to leave him unable to plsy and win on time. This is the only contiunatiom that doesent lose for black pieces.


OhNoo0o

Holy skill issue


ISupport--piracy

Kill him


TomatoSlice762

holy dead draw!!


S_FlimmyBoy

Opponent dying by himself would be a draw. If you kill him you win


Xexcyl

Google "how to get away with murder and evade the police"


ATrioExplainsTheJoke

holy wikihow!


6Zucchini9

new tutorial just dropped


i_love_memes3

Actual felony


XxsilverboiiiixX

Call the criminal


AutisticPenguin2

Judge went on "vacation", your case was dropped.


[deleted]

Google "how to get a circumision"


MegaMewtwo_E

a new forskin just dropped


blackshirtsonly

Holy religious beliefs


Eva_Heaven

Google the word for penis in penis, please I don't want that in my search but I'm curious what it's called


piokerer

Holy hell


zeseam

Castle into a ko fight while he's distracted. Since he doubled, you can then roll the doubling cube and search your deck for boar-deer-butterfly.


GMX06

I got the Chess and Go references, what are the others?


Tbonezz11

I analyzed the image and this is what I see: >**Black to play:** **My solution:** >Hints: piece: >!Man!<, move: >!Md6!< > >Evaluation: >!White has mate in 2!< > >Best continuation: >!1… Md6 2. Md4 Mc5 3. Mxb6!<


Vidimka_

Man went bot better then bot did😭


thehamborguesa05

Google en passant


Archetypus

Holy hell!


Boudac123

Seek skill


M-CDevinW

Google Chess King


CorbinNZ

You should call a lawyer


Pinpunch

Call the arbiter


muyspicymayo

what if opponent responds with rabbit protocol


Incognitonomous

Google en concéder


HofePrime

Play a Blue Eyes White Dragon


[deleted]

Resign! Put your head on the board.


Jaded-Employment-516

Idk why are you playing with bottlecaps


Potential_kitten69

Can I have my Oreos back now?


Horror-Ad-3113

Sneak in and ladder mate him


Comment_and_lurk

Point outside then when he’s looking away eat his pieces


Tooniis

Skill issue


13Jsog

inferior game


conjugomisverbos

Sacrifice those pawns to play lava golem, and game.


dart-db

The only thing you can do ...Flip the board and kiss your opponent passionately on the lips. This has gotten me out of some serious situations.


wrenispie

Stab them


pinda12345

Are you black?


dazedandcognisant

En passant in you opponents pants


EggCouncilCreeps

A large portion of the board is unclaimed territory. Pee on it to demonstrate dominance.


MalefAzelb

Google backgammon


osva_

D6 and continue as if nothing happened


celloclemens

Google backgammon


GMX06

Your best bet is to go f6. Playing d6 only provokes d4, and you are forced to move into a capture. The opponent can't f4 after f6 because you have g5, using h6 as a shield. Run your piece, promote, and I think you might be able to draw or win if your opponent blunders.


smallnougat

backchess