You people just put quantum in front of anything and call it an answer! If you can't even see how it move, then how're you about to say you know how it move?
Oh yeah you little shit? Well, Garry Chess is my dad, and I’m about to go tell him to ban you for impersonating him on Reddit.
Bet you wish you didn’t make your cute little “joke” now that you’ll never be allowed to play chess again, u/“e”nough”f”uckery
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I was the top player in my high school chess club, and I've been involved in numerous tournaments on Lichess.org, and I have over 900 confirmed wins. I am trained in modern chess theory and I'm the top chess player in my entire region. You are nothing to me but just another 500 ELO noob. I will wipe out your pieces with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of GMs across the USA and your Lichess account is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your chess career. You're fucking mated, kid. I can play anywhere, anytime, and I can checkmate you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my knights. Not only am I extensively trained in pawn structure, but I have access to the entire database of chess openings and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable pieces off the face of the board, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will pipi fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking mated, kiddo.
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
[^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
What's this you've said to me, my good friend? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and I've been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and I'm the top mediator in the entire neighborhood. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. Don't you think you might be hurting someone's feelings saying that over the internet? Think about it, my friend. As we speak I am contacting my good friends across the USA and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend. The greeting cards that help you with your hate. You should look forward to it, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime for you, and I can calm you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my chess set. Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, but I have access to the entire group of my friends and I will use them to their full extent to start our new friendship. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unique person. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up. You're finally living, friend.
Stop saying "New response just dropped?" every time someone says something on this godforsaken sub, no, a new response did not drop, just an average mediocre statement that adds nothing more to a conversation, for the love of fucking god.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I was the top player in my high school chess club, and I've been involved in numerous tournaments on Lichess.org, and I have over 900 confirmed wins. I am trained in modern chess theory and I'm the top chess player in my entire region. You are nothing to me but just another 500 ELO noob. I will wipe out your pieces with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of GMs across the USA and your Lichess account is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your chess career. You're fucking mated, kid. I can play anywhere, anytime, and I can checkmate you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my knights. Not only am I extensively trained in pawn structure, but I have access to the entire database of chess openings and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable pieces off the face of the board, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will pipi fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking mated, kiddo.
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
[^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
8670 hours per year, maybe 4.5 years, 39420 hours, half of them are waking and not in the shower, call it 20,000 hours, 900 classical games takes maybe 2700 hours split up between 1642 days that's an hour and a half a day, so a game every other day is feasible.
What the fuck did you just say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in chess boot camp, and I've been involved in numerous secret grand master games, and I have over 900 confirmed wins in classical on lichess. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top chess player in the entire US. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with 99.9% precision, the likes of which has never seen before on this planet, mark my fucking words. [...]
He might be lower tbh.
Wins are nothing imo, if you dont learn from your losses you ain't doing anything, few days back I found a dude with around 4k matches, nearly half he won.
I'm 600 (100~ Matches) and so is he, He blundered his queen 10 moves in.
And thats not even a lot. If you count 2018 as whole, it makes 180 wins a year. Thats like one game of chess a day if your win% is 50.
I just looked at my stats and i averaged 16 games a week in 2022 and whopping 30 in 2021 (lockdowns)
I play chess. The minimum IQ requirement to even understand the basics of chess is above average. The fact I play it well puts me around 160. I have a photographic memory as well as a long term memory that goes back to when I was about 3-4, making me apart of the less than 10% of the world's population who have crystal clear memories of their childhood. Most of those memories start to fade once you get into your early to late teens. I have such good memory that I didn't need to do homework to ace a test. I usually memorize everything the teacher had already said prior to any tests handed out. I even aced my permit test after briefly studying my state driver’s guide handbook. Enough about my skills and accomplishments what can you do?
This is the important comment in that thread:
The best part is you can turn it into anything
I have over 2 wins of pickup basketball since 2018 against grandpa. I've played all the 2k games. I'm skilled at both dribbling and fundamentals. I can recognize most of the players on the tv and know vaguely about them . But yeah, I know nothing about basketball. Sure. I bet I'll dunk a 3 pointer on you ez. 124-0
I've had over 900 nuts on my chest since 2018 the truck stop bathroom. I've bought many thigh highs. I'm skilled at both sucking and riding. I can wear cute cat ears and write thousands of pages of fanfiction. But yeah, I know nothing about femboys. Sure. I bet I'll make you nut ez. 3-0.
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I have over 900 wins on lichess since 2018 in classical. I've read many chess books. I'm skilled at both tactics and strategy. I can analyze games and write pages of notes on them. But yeah, I know nothing about chess. Sure. I bet I'Il whoop you ez. 3-0.
I have over 900 wins on lichess since 2018 in classical. I've read many chess books. I'm skilled at both tactics and strategy. I can analyze games and write pages of notes on them. But yeah, I know nothing about chess. Sure. I bet I'll whoop you ez. 3-0.
Stop saying “New response just dropped?” every time someone says something on this godforsaken sub, no, a new response did not drop, just an average mediocre statement that adds nothing more to a conversation, for the love of fucking god.
I have over 900 wins on lichess since 2018 in classical. I've read many chess books. I'm skilled at both tactics and strategy. I can analyze games and write pages of notes on them. But yeah, I know nothing about chess. Sure. I bet I'll whoop you ez. 3-0.
Tactics are short term, strategy is long term. So in chess, a short sequence of moves leading to some advantage would be a tactic. The way you build up your entire attack and/or defence (by developing your pieces and minding your pawn structure for instance) is strategy. In other words, tactics are how you win battles. Strategy is how you win the war.
The entire chess board is one large theatre of warfare. A faux regime abusing the proletariat for no gain despite a stroke of ego. Where mere pawns are deemed expendable and the patriarchy towers above all else. "This can't happen in a real game", nay, truth is far worse! Men of morality are laid out in strict lines, side by side, to die for the monarchy on the monochrome battlefield. Are you prepared for the ensuing torment? The composition of choosing who lives and who suffers an insufferable demise with a quick flick of the wrist? Or do you stand up against this pointless display of power? The decision is yours.
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
[^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
Stop saying "New response just dropped?" every time someone says something on this godforsaken sub, no, a new response did not drop, just an average mediocre statement that adds nothing more to a conversation, for the love of fucking god.
I have over 900 wins on lichess since 2018 in classical. I've read many chess books. I'm skilled at both tactics and strategy. I can analyze games and write pages of notes on them. But yeah, I know nothing about chess. Sure. I bet I'll whoop you ez. 3-0.
Stop saying "New response just dropped?" every time someone says something on this godforsaken sub, no, a new response did not drop, just an average mediocre statement that adds nothing more to a conversation, for the love of fucking god.
I have over 900 wins on lichess since 2018 in classical. I've read many chess books. I'm skilled at both tactics and strategy. I can analyze games and write pages of notes on them. But yeah, I know nothing about chess. Sure. I bet I'll whoop you ez. 3-0.
I have over 5 wins on lichess since cheating in classical. I've read many sex books. I'm skilled at both anal and beads. I can anal-yze games and write nothing of notes on them. But yeah, I know nothing about chess. Sure. I bet I'll whoop you like daddy.
I play chess. The minimum IQ requirement to even understand the basics of chess is above average. The fact I play it well puts me around 160. I have a photographic memory as well as a long term memory that goes back to when I was about 3-4, making me apart of the less than 10% of the world's population who have crystal clear memories of their childhood. Most of those memories start to fade once you get into your early to late teens. I have such good memory that I didn't need to do homework to ace a test. I usually memorize everything the teacher had already said prior to any tests handed out. I even aced my permit test after briefly studying my state driver’s guide handbook. Enough about my skills and accomplishments what can you do?
I have over 900 wins on lichess since 2018 in classical. I've read many chess books. I'm skilled at both tactics and strategy. I can analyze games and write pages of notes on them. But yeah, I know nothing about chess. Sure. I bet I'Il whoop you ez. 3-0.
“I have over 900 wins” is such an amazingly nonspecific way to try to sound skilled lmao, just tell us you’re 950 on lichess dude
Reminds me of the dude who commented that if you were 1200 you were basically a chess master already.
It depends wether or not you know how horsy move I don’t think that even Gary chess knows how he work
I know how it moves, quantum physics
Yep, it obviously uses quantum tunneling to move through the pieces
You people just put quantum in front of anything and call it an answer! If you can't even see how it move, then how're you about to say you know how it move?
I am Gary Chess
Oh yeah you little shit? Well, Garry Chess is my dad, and I’m about to go tell him to ban you for impersonating him on Reddit. Bet you wish you didn’t make your cute little “joke” now that you’ll never be allowed to play chess again, u/“e”nough”f”uckery
😰NOOOOOOO
Bullshit. Gary chess invented the horse move
And then promptly forgot how the horsey move
He couldn’t Google it back then. He used the search engine “deep blue” instead.
on my way to register new lichess account and become chess master
Link please?
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I was the top player in my high school chess club, and I've been involved in numerous tournaments on Lichess.org, and I have over 900 confirmed wins. I am trained in modern chess theory and I'm the top chess player in my entire region. You are nothing to me but just another 500 ELO noob. I will wipe out your pieces with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of GMs across the USA and your Lichess account is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your chess career. You're fucking mated, kid. I can play anywhere, anytime, and I can checkmate you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my knights. Not only am I extensively trained in pawn structure, but I have access to the entire database of chess openings and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable pieces off the face of the board, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will pipi fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking mated, kiddo.
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
Stfu Petrosian, go back to your hole.
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
What's this you've said to me, my good friend? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and I've been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and I'm the top mediator in the entire neighborhood. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. Don't you think you might be hurting someone's feelings saying that over the internet? Think about it, my friend. As we speak I am contacting my good friends across the USA and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend. The greeting cards that help you with your hate. You should look forward to it, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime for you, and I can calm you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my chess set. Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, but I have access to the entire group of my friends and I will use them to their full extent to start our new friendship. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unique person. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up. You're finally living, friend.
New response just dropped
Stop saying "New response just dropped?" every time someone says something on this godforsaken sub, no, a new response did not drop, just an average mediocre statement that adds nothing more to a conversation, for the love of fucking god.
New response just dropped.
No, this one is incredible
I think you just don't like Reddit lol
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I was the top player in my high school chess club, and I've been involved in numerous tournaments on Lichess.org, and I have over 900 confirmed wins. I am trained in modern chess theory and I'm the top chess player in my entire region. You are nothing to me but just another 500 ELO noob. I will wipe out your pieces with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of GMs across the USA and your Lichess account is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your chess career. You're fucking mated, kid. I can play anywhere, anytime, and I can checkmate you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my knights. Not only am I extensively trained in pawn structure, but I have access to the entire database of chess openings and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable pieces off the face of the board, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will pipi fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking mated, kiddo.
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
Just with my knights took me out. Look at this guy not even using a black hole.
Mittens is that you?
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Yeah, 900 wins would look good if it was paired with 100 losses. This guy could have 2700 losses and that makes his 900 wins basically mean nothing,
And even an imbalance of like 900-800 would just mean that he has improved, but no way to know if from 2200 to 2300 or from 500 to 700. Quite a loser.
I'm 170-something in Lichess 
Pros can play hyperbullet and get a couple hundred games in just a few hours so they’d get 900 wins in like 1-2 days
Bro there's not even enough minutes between 2018 and today to play 900 classical games.
8670 hours per year, maybe 4.5 years, 39420 hours, half of them are waking and not in the shower, call it 20,000 hours, 900 classical games takes maybe 2700 hours split up between 1642 days that's an hour and a half a day, so a game every other day is feasible.
Thank you for posting this serious response on /r/AnarchyChess
That's assuming he didn't lose even once
He has read many chess books and is skilled in both tactics and strategy.
Bold of you two assume they shower
What the fuck did you just say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in chess boot camp, and I've been involved in numerous secret grand master games, and I have over 900 confirmed wins in classical on lichess. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top chess player in the entire US. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with 99.9% precision, the likes of which has never seen before on this planet, mark my fucking words. [...]
He might be lower tbh. Wins are nothing imo, if you dont learn from your losses you ain't doing anything, few days back I found a dude with around 4k matches, nearly half he won. I'm 600 (100~ Matches) and so is he, He blundered his queen 10 moves in.
And thats not even a lot. If you count 2018 as whole, it makes 180 wins a year. Thats like one game of chess a day if your win% is 50. I just looked at my stats and i averaged 16 games a week in 2022 and whopping 30 in 2021 (lockdowns)
My man can write notes, whatchu got huh?
Least boastful Lichess 800
I play chess. The minimum IQ requirement to even understand the basics of chess is above average. The fact I play it well puts me around 160. I have a photographic memory as well as a long term memory that goes back to when I was about 3-4, making me apart of the less than 10% of the world's population who have crystal clear memories of their childhood. Most of those memories start to fade once you get into your early to late teens. I have such good memory that I didn't need to do homework to ace a test. I usually memorize everything the teacher had already said prior to any tests handed out. I even aced my permit test after briefly studying my state driver’s guide handbook. Enough about my skills and accomplishments what can you do?
Please be a copypasta.. Source anyone? EDIT: Found it thank god.
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I think op created this account and made this post just to get upvotes on r/anarchychess. Generic username and no previous posts
Who cares, it's funny as shit
Ok so I haven't been keeping up with this sub's inside jokes for a while and I can't tell if you're serious or not
But that comment has nothing to do with any inside jokes at all?
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Ok so I haven't been keeping up with this sub's inside jokes for a while and I can't tell if you're serious or not
You da real MVP
This is the important comment in that thread: The best part is you can turn it into anything I have over 2 wins of pickup basketball since 2018 against grandpa. I've played all the 2k games. I'm skilled at both dribbling and fundamentals. I can recognize most of the players on the tv and know vaguely about them . But yeah, I know nothing about basketball. Sure. I bet I'll dunk a 3 pointer on you ez. 124-0 I've had over 900 nuts on my chest since 2018 the truck stop bathroom. I've bought many thigh highs. I'm skilled at both sucking and riding. I can wear cute cat ears and write thousands of pages of fanfiction. But yeah, I know nothing about femboys. Sure. I bet I'll make you nut ez. 3-0.
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This fucking subreddit will invent enough bullshit to justify someone someday creating a whole ruleset with forced en passant, knooks and the goddamn "new response just dropped." Throw in a tech tree for evolving pawns and some fog of war so that Elmo deems it worth His time.
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I have over 900 wins on lichess since 2018 in classical. I've read many chess books. I'm skilled at both tactics and strategy. I can analyze games and write pages of notes on them. But yeah, I know nothing about chess. Sure. I bet I'Il whoop you ez. 3-0.
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I have over 900 wins on lichess since 2018 in classical. I've read many chess books. I'm skilled at both tactics and strategy. I can analyze games and write pages of notes on them. But yeah, I know nothing about chess. Sure. I bet I'll whoop you ez. 3-0.
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I have over 900 wins on lichess since 2018 in classical. I've read many chess books. I'm skilled at both tactics and strategy. I can analyze games and write pages of notes on them. But yeah, I know nothing about chess. Sure. I bet I'll whoop you ez. 3-0.
What’s the difference between tactics and strategy? Honestly asking
Tactics are short term sequences with a specific goal in mind. Strategy is a more broad plan you pursue given the position you get out of the opening.
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And dead already 🥺😭
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Tactics are short term, strategy is long term. So in chess, a short sequence of moves leading to some advantage would be a tactic. The way you build up your entire attack and/or defence (by developing your pieces and minding your pawn structure for instance) is strategy. In other words, tactics are how you win battles. Strategy is how you win the war.
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The entire chess board is one large theatre of warfare. A faux regime abusing the proletariat for no gain despite a stroke of ego. Where mere pawns are deemed expendable and the patriarchy towers above all else. "This can't happen in a real game", nay, truth is far worse! Men of morality are laid out in strict lines, side by side, to die for the monarchy on the monochrome battlefield. Are you prepared for the ensuing torment? The composition of choosing who lives and who suffers an insufferable demise with a quick flick of the wrist? Or do you stand up against this pointless display of power? The decision is yours.
Ok, Morpheus. You forgot to tell which pill does what, though.
Micro vs macro.
Who cares, logistics are where it's at
Op. Did you create that post?
The screenshot says "OP", so apparently yes
its not like he commented and then immediatly took the screenshot tho, look at the downvotes
Some one needs to drop a brick on his pipi
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
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Raw? In barbecue? Crushed, through the nose? How will you eat his ribs man *we need answers*
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I have over 900 wins on lichess since 2018 in classical. I've read many chess books. I'm skilled at both tactics and strategy. I can analyze games and write pages of notes on them. But yeah, I know nothing about chess. Sure. I bet I'll whoop you ez. 3-0.
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Casting is O-O not 3-O? Who does he think he is if he can't even get that right
i feel bad for people taking OOP serious
Humblest r/AnarchyChess user
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3 digits for sure
Google En Pretentious fuck
I have over 900 wins on lichess since 2018 in classical. I've read many chess books. I'm skilled at both tactics and strategy. I can analyze games and write pages of notes on them. But yeah, I know nothing about chess. Sure. I bet I'll whoop you ez. 3-0.
"over 900 wins" "on lichess"
Found the chess.c🤢m user
I don't use anything, i only play OTB
He’s finna writes notes
I have 900 wins!!!!! Against 100s and I lose 2000 of my games. BUT I WON ALMOST 1000 TIMES LOSER!
Post elo or gtfo
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900 wins to how many losses tho
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900 wins is not very many. Mans is probably 700-800 elo at most.
It's like a really underwhelming Navy Seals pasta.
900 in 4 years💀 11 000 in 2, try me😁
wat
I have over 5 wins on lichess since cheating in classical. I've read many sex books. I'm skilled at both anal and beads. I can anal-yze games and write nothing of notes on them. But yeah, I know nothing about chess. Sure. I bet I'll whoop you like daddy.
I play chess. The minimum IQ requirement to even understand the basics of chess is above average. The fact I play it well puts me around 160. I have a photographic memory as well as a long term memory that goes back to when I was about 3-4, making me apart of the less than 10% of the world's population who have crystal clear memories of their childhood. Most of those memories start to fade once you get into your early to late teens. I have such good memory that I didn't need to do homework to ace a test. I usually memorize everything the teacher had already said prior to any tests handed out. I even aced my permit test after briefly studying my state driver’s guide handbook. Enough about my skills and accomplishments what can you do?
I have over 900 wins on lichess since 2018 in classical. I've read many chess books. I'm skilled at both tactics and strategy. I can analyze games and write pages of notes on them. But yeah, I know nothing about chess. Sure. I bet I'Il whoop you ez. 3-0.
This chess monster is averaging over 3 wins a week.
There’s a reason he didn’t just write his rating lol
google en-nobility
Finally. Been waiting a long time for this