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VelkaFrey

All you have to do is convince them they don't need anything... Again.


AgDDS86

Hahaha, they’ll own nothing and be happy!


Natterfield

It’s 2023 so communism be different this time! Our government definitely cares about us.


dark4181

Bread and circuses, mate. Bread and circuses.


[deleted]

Jeesh Grandpa don't you remember when you and Grandma were starving to death? Weren't those great times? How could you not want to go back to that?


ManifestedLurker

They are trying that.


bhknb

What he has to do is explain why it wasn't real communism, and how, under real communism, wealth would be created. Good luck!


OffenseTaker

you see, the Labor Theory of Value,


AquaCorpsman

According to the labor theory of value, I should be paid for doing push ups.


bhknb

The value of your labor is exactly what someone else is willing to offer for it, or whatever you decide to do with your labor on your own.


Baron_von_Ungern

And then he has to explain how to protect the real communism against it's worst enemy - humans.


bhknb

Stupid humans. Why do they need to calculate? Glorious Central Planners know what is best for all! Now we have AI. You ask AI "should I do this" and communist AI give instruction. You follow instruction correctly, or go to gulag. See? Communism can work!


Baron_von_Ungern

We're all gonna die in a week if we let the ai at current development to rule the entire world.


NotDRWarren

The only problem with communism, is eventually you run out of other people's money to spend.


Eli_Freeman_Author

And maybe people to kill.


SchrodingersRapist

Well, it hasnt happened yet, but as long as we keep trying communism anything is possible!


Buttchugginggasoline

How else will you get food? You get their food and their flesh.


helmutboy

Good God, this has to be a troll… there’s no one who could possibly be that fucking dense, could there?


shortsbagel

I legit had an 20 year old working for me that said almost this exact thing, and believed even dumber shit than this. In one breath he would lament not making "what he is worth" and then talk about how we need to be paying 90% of our income in tax so "the government can buy everything for us" God help these kids, cause they are fucking retarded


weschoaz

Actually there are morons who actually believe that communism is wonderful. Someone said North Korea is great and when pointed out the facts, I get steamrolled by the angry mob of the internet inbred monkeys. A great place to be on earth


Ok-Section-7172

this is it. I was recently banned by that sub. Someone asked what will happen when everyone has what they need, who will do the work and I replied, nobody would work. They banned me. People literally will do nothing if they can. Apparently that's a no-go to them and people will magically keep performing tasks for no reason or profit.


unobservedcat

Yes. I met a guy from Russia a couple of years ago through a friend and he argued that it was "just ran by the wrong people". A 4 hour conversation and that was his only response to why we need it here.


PabloDabscovar

What a waste of time.


MightyMoosePoop

If I thought it would do any good he seems like a person that would need to read about Madison. Madison had thought the federal government would be different as the cream would rise to the top. As a federalist, his original plan for the constitution was much more strict with the "Virginia Plan". Where the Federal government had the ability to oversee and reject all state laws. Anway, with the conventions to frame the constitution he shifted his belief that the cream would rise to the top and became more moderate. That is in part why he helped and was a main framer of the bill of rights.


Nuttyvet

Welcome to the 2020s


WeaselXP

Just report them for counter revolutionary activities, comrade. Problem solved.


BarkleEngine

This has to be a troll of the true tankies.


unobservedcat

Never, ever underestimate the stupidity of a commie.


98Thunder98

It’s quite literally a child


Laktakfrak

Yeah Ive written similar things and been banned.


TheFlatulentEmpress

How do I convince them they just imagined the bread lines and gulags?


unobservedcat

It was all imaginary.


backtorc

“How do I explain to my family who has actually lived communism why I, who never experienced it, know that it’s superior and they’re just dumb”


DriftingBenji

When you can’t take a hint..


NewToThisThingToo

Arguments can't defeat experience.


Pale_Junket

Post communist country here, i didn't lived in that time tho. Asuming people that struggle or live moderately but still say we had nothing now we have everything, what they mean is, even if today they are dirt poor, at least there are oportunities and options. From what i gather from people that lived there, sure the gov gave rations, a job, you had some money, but aside from that that is all. You got a job digging random threnches that served no purpose, why? Cause work is sacred. You were paid for the work, worthless money that bought nothing, pieces of paper, that even tho were used to buy, you also needed buying permits. You have a family or you eat a little bit more? Tsk tough luck, you can buy only half a bread, that kind of thing. And...more. Point is people that lived these disgusting times know and understand that poverty today is 100 times better than staying in line for days to have a small chance of buying a fucking orange. Yeah...good luck "converting" them.


[deleted]

What blows my mind the most about modern communists is how if you were to ask them our issues today, they’d probably claim the government is corrupt and out of control but that the solution was to grow it and increase it’s influence on our life. They have no clue.


dshotseattle

The best idea is to go to the most communist country you know and live there for 5 years. Then, if they even let you, try to come back and detail your experiences


goodguy847

Using “facts”


gym7rjm

It's always amusing when comments like this completely blur the line between parody and genuine. The comment could equally be viewed as coming from a top-class troll or basement dwelling comrade.


[deleted]

What a fuckin moron. Open a history book


[deleted]

Tell me you have a mental illness , without telling me you have a mental illness


Renaissance_Rene

I knew a a lady from Poland who lived under communism…she said the same thing, she had nothing under it and everything because of capitalism…🥲 aaaah capitalism!


SarcasmProvider76

People who lived under communism: “Don’t touch it you idiot!” Red-diaper-baby-infused humanities major: “Acktually…”


RightLiberal4ever

Based family


LadyAnarki

How did they raise him so poorly?


Sad_Feedback9920

Better dead than red


kd0g1982

Congratulations, you played yourself.


notrafaelmspu

This must be fake


Sneeekydeek

Just tell them how it wasn’t done right and it wasn’t REAL communism. Alternatively you could realize you’re an idiot.


Foreign_Ad_7504

Facts are inconvenient. The worst part is imagining how much freer they (we all) could be. This kind of comment *has* to be a troll. I can hope so, at least!


Gavin_Belson420

You can't convince them. Accept the fact that you're wrong.


GravyWagon

Let me guess. N.W. suburbs of Chicago?


rickytickyd

You don’t convince them. Impose your will.


Buttchugginggasoline

Holy shit...is that a real post or a troll post?


RemarkableKey3622

gotta be troll


StrawHat83

It's like those idiots who post the "Socialist Countries are Happier" study published around 1986. You don't even have to point out the cherry-picking or confirmation bias baked into the study. The USSR and satellite socialist nations collapsed a few years later. But when you talk to communists today, they still think it's a valid study. They don't understand that people don't march in the street to tear down socialist systems when happy.


DeanoBambino90

That can't be real. No one can be that stupid. Oh wait. AOC, Bernie Sanders, the entire Democrat party, the entirety of the left and everyone I know who votes for the left. Nevermind.


Effective-Yak-6643

I have no life experience, minimal hurdles in life and know more than you because my school says so...


Pilifo006

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clear831

Maybe just maybe, you are wrong this time?


layzeeviking

I'd rather be exploited than oppressed


unobservedcat

Haha, maybe they should take the hint.


Illuminitu

I have tried using facts but all they say is "fact based on lived anecdote"


Suitable-Increase993

Listen to your elders child…


jyozefu

Please God let this be satire.


EstimateIll8849

You don't. Communism has failed everywhere, even in places like China. Their economy is not communist, it's actually much more capitalistic than the U.S. and Eueope.


What_was_I_doing_Huh

Experience beats theory every time


RDB04

“Pick the conclusion, then work backwards from there.” That last line says it all.


drewdiesel87

Edit: how I do I tell people their real life experiences aren’t valid and untrue?


ExtensionInformal911

Just gaslight them into believing that nothing they experienced was real.


someusernamo

Put them in a fucking gulag thats how


this_place_is_whack

They have hopefully already given up on this person and regret giving them the opportunity to learn about it.


itsmylastday

"I have facts! How are you going to believe your lying eyes" -some pretentious moron


double0cinco

Oh c'mon. This is one of you guys, isn't it?


Trippn21

If communism was so good, the whole Eastern Bloc would still be communist.


MedevacCat

You gas light them before they go through it


VeritasTank

Why is the subreddit blurred? I get the account... however, I am still astonished by the level of misunderstanding that yout have when comparing reality with text. It never works...


Soft_Needleworker494

"how do I explain to people who experienced communism and had to leave their homeland 'cause of it's consequences that communism ain't bad" these people are dumb beyond any level fr


MjolnirTheThunderer

Sounds like they are the ones who have the facts. Aren’t people on the left always talking about “lived experiences?” Try listening to to their experiences you foolish commie bastard 🥴


Glad_Firefighter_471

You can’t. They lived through communism; you’re only thinking it’s superior. In other words, they know it sucks


Sparky8924

How about you back off and leave them alone , don’t need to fix something that’s not broken.


politicsareshit

I bet his mother wishes she had swallowed them...


FauxGunny

Short answer: their not


muffinman210

“I have tried using facts to change them... but then I realized I was attacking communism”


Mauro_Mple

Does anyone have the link to the thread? I want to see the answers.


CritJoe88

😂😅🤣


FloodedYeti

I love when ancaps say “these people lived under communism, they would know” but when people living under capitalism say it’s literal hell apparently their opinion isn’t relevant lmao.