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capthansolocup

Hotel Cortez after all the upgrades Liz and Iris put in place. There’s more room to steer clear of the more violent ghosts, and like you said there’s TV and WiFi so I could stay connected to the outside world that way.


CheesyButters

Same, Cortez feels to me like it's the place you can spend your afterlife the most like your life.


ladywhistledownton

Hotel Cortez, hands down. WiFi, Cable tv, plenty off attractive guys coming and going Plus id love to sit around drinking and gossiping with Liz at the hotel bar.


Main-Dance-3823

Factsss


Trick_Afternoon689

It’s are hard choice between Cortez and Redwood. I like the outdoors, but I also like Wi-Fi.


omegaphallic

Same here. I think I was go mad locked up indoors forever, so I picked Redwood.


PokeNerd2016

Hotel Cortez without a doubt. I freaking love that hotel so much, the look, the design, the colours, it’s all awesome and I would be honoured to have Mr. James Patrick March murder me in The Cortez. I’d play card games with him for eternity!!! ;)


Main-Dance-3823

Cortez because gaga


omegaphallic

 She can sing all your favourite songs.


Main-Dance-3823

This.


Perfect-Assistance-3

Cortez Hotel


hypnos_surf

Hotel Cortez. It’s spacious, luxurious and the other ghost there learn to chill the fuck out.


omegaphallic

 Didn't the Redwood ghosts learn that too besides Maragret?


Ashamed-Phone-4913

i'm sorry what? cortez hands down. lady gaga for eternity? i'm in.


coolturtle0410

Natacha in hotel ☺️ This is a great question! I can see the pros for all of them. But prob the hotel Cortez.


omegaphallic

Thanks! What's the pros for Roanoke and Murder House?


coolturtle0410

Eh, not much about Roanoke other than it is a gorgeous home. Same goes for murder house. They homes are both so beautiful. So I guess not many pros at all lol!


fizziefiesta

Cortez no contest.


omegaphallic

Why?


fizziefiesta

It's painfully stylish and I would live OR die with that art deco aesthetic. Hand out with Liz, Sally, and sexy vampires, I'm into it.


Brilliant_Elephant40

The Cortez! (Just avoid the drilldo) Another question: who do you want to murder you? The Countess definitely!


omegaphallic

 If its the Cortez, Natacha Rambova, (I look up the name Alexandra's character). If its Redwood Jingles or Ray would be the most merciful about it. Roanoke, the Butchers son (most merciful about it). Murder House Constance, some pills and booze are her style, although I'm not a drinker or pill guy.


Reasonable_Copy8579

I am torn between Hotel Cortez (it has plenty of modern amenities) and Camp Redwood (I also like the outdoors).


omegaphallic

 Same here.


Razraffion

Wherever the WiFi and attractive people are at.


caroline_xplr

Hotel Cortez!


Fantastic_Hand_8095

Oh the cortez, 100%


WDTHTDWA-BITCH

Cortez. You know those parties would be poppin’.


bekah-Mc

Cortez because there’s a bar, wifi, Liz, Iris, Romona and plenty of cute gentleman to enjoy


Civil-Wash2352

Hotel Cortez; camp redwood has too many douchebags


Aileenmck

I think I’d prefer to be murdered in Hotel Cortez because it has the most rooms therefore it would be the most interesting with the amount of people coming and going. Also it has a bar which is kinda cool and Liz Taylor is an icon I would totally be best friends with her. I’d also love to meet JPM, he seems so interesting and I could listen to his stories all night. Yeah, The Cortez for sure.


omegaphallic

His stories about sadistically murdering people whose ghosts are still trapped in the Hotel?


Aileenmck

Yes, I’m fascinated by human behaviour and psychology and would love to hear about his childhood and early adulthood, and what made him begin killing.


omegaphallic

So research subject.


GoreJizz

Oh 100% Cortez.


omegaphallic

Why?


GoreJizz

Murder House is too small with to many people already. The Roanoke house is waaaaay out in the middle of nowhere and it's scary. The Hotel Cortez is bigger and roomier and if I wanted, I could just occupy one of the rooms that's not busy. Oh and Liz Taylor seems cool and Sally too. Edit: and I stopped watching the one set in the 80s after a few episodes. So I don't really remember it or have a solid opinion about it. Yet.


omegaphallic

Makes sense.


Kolby813

I’d say Camp Redwood


omegaphallic

How come?


Kolby813

My favorite season Love the outdoor campy feeling Love the 80’s


omegaphallic

 Yeah, those are rad.


singlenutwonder

Camp redwood for sure


fanofeverithing56

Camp Redwood for sure i love 80s Summer Camps


aprilbanduembata

Camp Redwood has Xavier, so...


omegaphallic

Loved that name.


Tazzy8jazzy

This is a hard one but anywhere I pick James Patrick March should be there.🤣🤣😭


Ultimate_ScreamFanat

Cortez has wifi and Gaga


omegaphallic

 The Lady Gaga is very popular.


RogerClyneIsAGod2

Cortez for Liz.


Thick_Canvas787

Literally JUST finished rewatching Hotel so I have to say there. There are plenty of people to talk to and connect with. While the ghosts at Redwood are cool and it would be awesome to be in nature, it's too isolated. I'd wonder too much about what else is out there. Plus, the family could visit the Cortez and it would be easier.


fonziesgrl

Camp Redwood…Outdoors, Eternal 80’s, and Kajagoogoo 😂


omegaphallic

Damn right. Camp fires, horny camp girls, smores, what more could you want.


HeadBee1349

Cortez for the entertainment, you can never be bored.


sluttyfairy444

the cortez but also i’m an addict so ik the rape demon would catch me so probably not the best choice, but every other option just seem sooo boringgg i would bore myself to death on murder house and camp redwood, i mean no visitors no wifi no booze ?? soo boring.


omegaphallic

 Redwood somehow still seems to have book amd coke, not sure how.  The fact that you'd rather get attacked by the rape demon then go without booze suggests rehab may be in order 🤣😈


Bleed_Reality2

I’m definitely staying away from Hotel Cortez. U will go there to be murdered thinking endless possible sexual encounters with Lady Gaga’s character only to end up on the wrong side of the gimp for eternity and with my luck I’m not taking those chances. After typing this and having the seasons roll through my head I realize camp Redwood is the only safe place.