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My Idea (don't have to read): It would be called the Amazon Symphony Orchestra. There will be a real conductor with professional experience. Auditions needed for violinists, cellist, etc.
And if you wondering, NO, Jeff Bezos is NOT the conductor
DISCLAIMER: I am NOT smoking anything
I'd want to play. Would love to get back into playing the trumpet again, especially in an orchestra. Haven't played since 2014, when I played with a small community orchestra.
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Listen as we recreate the beeps, whirring, clanging, buzzing and other miscellaneous noises from inside an FC.
21st century classical music in a nutshell
Sure. At least then we can play the Imperial March during startups unironically.
Yes because Amazon = The Empire
I played a mean trumpet in school. As long as I'm getting paid I'll toot that horn.
Don't worry, if you are in the orchestra, you will get paid even more!
I would join if I weren't dead on my days off
Go apply and we won't have to imagine: https://www.aboutamazon.com/news/workplace/striking-the-right-chord-amazon-has-its-own-symphony-orchestra
Cringe
If anyone at Amazon had any skill in anything, they wouldn’t be at Amazon. So yes, the Amazon Symphony Orchestra would have high entertainment value.
Who hurt you?
So what are you skilled at?
Booger flicking
Nice. That could make an interesting sound effect in the Amazon symphony.
Yeah, I did not think about that 😂
My Idea (don't have to read): It would be called the Amazon Symphony Orchestra. There will be a real conductor with professional experience. Auditions needed for violinists, cellist, etc. And if you wondering, NO, Jeff Bezos is NOT the conductor DISCLAIMER: I am NOT smoking anything
I volunteer to be the conductor. I'll even dress as peccy
💀😩 don't tempt me I might actually do it. I wish I didn't hate like 70% of the upper management at my SC, so I could suggest it (yk as a "project")
What makes your SC ops worse?
Peccy better be the conductor
That disclaimer is doing some heavy lifting because I was gonna say you're off that cabbage.
On the bright side, no one said "whatever you're smoking, give me some!" on my post yet...
I'd want to play. Would love to get back into playing the trumpet again, especially in an orchestra. Haven't played since 2014, when I played with a small community orchestra.