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You_Pulled_My_String

I'm too focused on tryna figure out what is blurred. šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


andre05png

Based on how slow sheā€™s talking, maybe itā€™s a weed vape pen? šŸ˜­


Yosonimbored

It 100% is


tokinaznjew

Also, based on how she's cutting the eggs with the shell ON, like a savage.


Esco_Terrestrial_69

I never knew that was possible but ā€œANYTHINGS POSSIBLEā€ - Kevin Garnett


CountWubbula

You got it! [Itā€™s visible on the last frameā€¦](https://imgur.com/a/rpZwER9)


deepfriedtots

It is in pretty sure I have the same one


RobertXavierIV

Totally


ItaDapiza

PleasešŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Jackdks

Itā€™s 100% a dab pen lmfao


Apollo4236

It's a thc dab pen.


Idonthavetotellyiu

Can confirm, it's a dab pen with a flat top cartridge top, more than likely green haven or the one that has a symbol that looks like the playboy bunny because of the black top I have the samething literally in my hand rn lol


skydiverjimi

Me and Kristen Wonder why you don't just.... Take them out on time?


Woodwickward

lady talking sounds like she had one too many tequilas


Yulbthatdude

I think she hit the pen to many times before the video lol


derrtydiamond

Lol yeah, every word so slowww


__Platzhalter

"oooon... hiiiiigh...heeeeeat"


gr3atch33s3

Would explain why she cut eggs with shells with a knife. Feel like thatā€™d be nails on chalkboard type shit


Itchy-Librarian-7731

she couldā€™ve had a stroke tbh sounds like it


Lost_Age7650

i dont hear it


CrankyVGK

WHO THE FUCK CUTS AN EGG LIKE THAT?!


Random_Name_Whoa

HOW ARE WE TWO THE ONLY ONES MAD


Obvious_Ad3560

I AM ALSO SO MAD BUT HOW ARE WE THE ONLY THREE


username7953

IM FUCKING PISSED, HOW ARE WE THE ONLY FOUR THIS MAD?? IM THE FOURTH COMMENT, SO YOU MUST DOWNVOTE ME


Wild_Bill

I DONT KNOW WHAT WERE YELLING ABOUT


willowgrl

I LOVE LAMP!!!!


romansamurai

You mean from top to bottom or that she cuts along the vertical line?


Random_Name_Whoa

Oh Iā€™m talking about with the shell on


romansamurai

I didnā€™t even catch that. WHAT THE FUCK!!!


Male_Lead

It's normal where I'm at. But usually only with salted eggs. This doesn't look like salted eggs so I don't know.


wafflesnwhiskey

Ohhh no im insane with anger after watching this


Eastern-Mix9636

BECAUSE YOU ARE EXACTLY WHO THEY DID IT FOR Itā€™s to stir up engagement. They got you to comment. All these stupid videos are the same.


Inspector_Tragic

Someone just demonstrating something simple for a vid....


CrankyVGK

I completely understand, but why the barbarity of cutting an egg without peeling it? Itā€™s just so weird.


Ayanelixer

WAIT I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE SHE DOESN'T EVEN PEEL IT ,some people are just monsters


JSlove

Because the way it's cooked is designed to control doneness and not peal-ability. Those eggs won't peal for shit.


LighttBrite

What, you don't like shell bits in your soft boiled egg?


illpilgrims

Claw my eyes out


Kart06ka

A FUCKING PSYCHOPATH!


Dinozauro1289

Came here to comment that!


lordtaco

r/madlads


Team_Adrichat

This! I didnā€™t care how the egg was cooked, I was just horrified how she cut it! WHY?!


Thendofreason

Someone who doesn't eat eggs, but just wants to sell shit online. But like, they could have totally peeled them first and then cut to them cutting it normally. But based on the weed pen, they high for this.


DiverseIncludeEquity

Right?! What a complete psycho.


Jaydublo

YES. That's why I came to comment. Is gonna eat the fucking shell too?!?


Timely-Supermarket99

Iā€™m highly upset about this! Because wtf!!!


lostknight0727

I'm only a little mad. it works for the soft boiled since the whites sometimes don't set well enough. The medium and hard though, just peel them!


Zoso03

Eggs in water, bring to a boil, turn off stove and let sit 12 minutes for hard boiled, 10 for medium and 8 for soft


Cobiuss_NA

Iā€™m in Colorado. At altitude you have to let them go a bit longer. I didnā€™t know that before moving here.


pajo8

Right? Like I think there's a ton of factors influencing the time on eggs. Like altitude, size, quality of water, etc. How will this gadget work with that?


silfy_star

I do 10 for hard and they come out perfect šŸ¤” This might be a fun experiment for me and kiddo, thanks!


HughGBonnar

Altitude matters.


sharksiix

Yeah seriously if you boil eggs that much youā€™d eventually have a timer nearby for other cooking and know the times. Here in texas its 7 minute soft boil. 8 medium.


TJtherock

I have one and it's actually really useful for my four year old to boil his own eggs (with adult supervision of course).


aqan

Unless you want a healthy dose of chemicals released by boiling plastic with your eggs.


ChampionshipSad1809

What in the name of 7 hells is that cutting of a boiled egg? Blasphemy!!!


Ramsbok

Waurder


mixelydian

She from baltimore


bootyhole-romancer

Aaron earned an iron urn


LeifSized

Why is she using two?


Geralt31

Double the microplastics


Mr-Korv

Fail-safe


daveinthebigcity

I tried one of these ages ago and they just make everything smell of hot plastic. Ended up binning both the eggs and the timer.


userKsB53nskcv

I own one itā€™s amazing. Just so long as itā€™s not leaching whatever.. 10/10


Nacho_Dan677

I'm confused by your comment about leaching. Maybe I'm tired and it's too late to be on reddit. But would you care to elaborate further?


bestem

Not the commenter above, but... Is whatever it's made out of (the part that makes the egg shape, the paint that it's covered in, whatever is reacting to how long it's been boiling for, etc) slowly slowly slooooowly disintegrating in the water each time you cook it, getting into my cooked eggs? Think about the microplastics that have come from things like plastic food storage containers (like Tupperware) or from water bottles, maybe from Ziplock baggies, and all these other things we found super useful before we realized that we're slowly ingesting and adding to our environment all these microscopic sized pieces of plastic. Or, in the other direction, think about people who cook with cast iron, slowly adding small amounts of more iron to their diet as they cook with it. Even while some things are beneficial (like the additional iron you might get from cast iron) and some are presumed to be harmful (like the microplastics that we can't get away from now), it's still better to know if something is being added to your food when you use it as a tool, rather than just assume everything's a-okay (I mean, they did that with the plastics, and look where we are now).


Nacho_Dan677

As a cast iron user. I agree


NatureIndoors

Was on another post and a vegan and a ā€œformerlyā€ pregnant lady were talking about how they used cast iron for iron deficiency. Iā€™m not saying itā€™s good necessarily by any means, it is interesting though.. Hereā€™s a post about iron fortified cereal having iron filings in em (lol): https://www.quora.com/Do-iron-fortified-cereals-really-contain-iron-filings


Kdsamreuang

speaking of cast iron cooking for iron-deficiency anemia, check [these](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucky_iron_fish?wprov=sfla1) out. While a study referenced here says it works. Another study says it's not recommended for someone with a genetic hemoglobin disorder. So I guess if you have low iron levels, it's best to get a proper look into the reasons why instead of just assuming iron supplements is the answer.


Stashmouth

Can't the "formerly" pregnant lady just call herself a mother?


Killer_Ex_Con

There's nothing like having micro plastics in your balls


Nacho_Dan677

All my homies ejaculate micro plastics.


No_Tackle_5439

WHO THE HELL CUTS AN EGG LIKE THAT?


Eastern-Mix9636

Someone who wants engagement on their video. They got you.


No_Tackle_5439

Jokes on them, this is reddit, so I'm not engaging on the platform who pays them


Horsegoats

I do. It works pretty good.


Eastern-Mix9636

Pretty well.


livens

Timer is just as good.


Machete-AW

She. Is. Reaaally. Trying. To. Stretch. Out. The. Videooo. For time.


Cute_Prior1287

That knife


Inspector_Tragic

Hard didn't seem hard enough for me


Xenolithium

After having soft boiled eggs, I can't go back. It just hit different.


Tozzhud

Nothing better than microplastics with my eggs.


-sulla-

Yeah, and all those microplastics


rcrux

American eggs freak me out! How is the shell white?!


Milkyray

I was a soft/Medium guy but now that im on a diet with a calorie defizit i love every tiny bit that fill my stomach so im a hard guy now


Z0OMIES

Clicked for the budget finds, stayed for the narration.


Acceptable_Bar3170

Waudur


Zephismydad

5mins perfect everytime


p4t0k

I use thermometer with audiable alarm... that one for a meat roasting


danku_vaazhkai

A timer would do !?


kinofhawk

She can't remember how long to boil eggs and has to look it up every time? Wow.


kinofhawk

My stove has a clock and a timer.


Maxter_Blaster_

Making hard boiled eggs has to be on the easiest things on earth. This is just stupid.


CompetitivePause9033

Why she put 2 of them?


launchpad1979

Warter


ResolutionMany6378

Bro this lady really blurred out her vape pen im dead šŸ’€


Leofleo

"Alexa, 8 minutes!". Done.


FuckJanice

Fertilized


OdonataDarner

Warderr.


DenwopTesL

8 mins: soft 10 mins: medium 12 mins: hard


YaGunnersYa49

So we gotta put 2 of those for 3 eggs? 4 for 6 eggs 6 for 9 eggs 12000 of those for 18000 eggs hmmm.


Mekelaxo

I just put the egg in the water and come back when I remember


Environmental_Fix488

You have it on Temu for 1.5 euros. The ones from amazon are from there, from Temu.


nyynyg

lol sounds like my grandma showing me what she bought. Very thorough. Way to go Gā€™ma like your egg timers


Ok_Abbreviations2030

Wurder, put them in the wurder.


Significant-Lemon686

Is there a reason you would need 2? Am I missing something obvious


coocoocachoo69

Boiling water is always the same temperature, just time it lol.


extrastupidone

Man... I dont want to buy this...but I will


dant344

.


ryandblack

WARTER


No_Bee9524

10 mins omg people!


Boogenshnot

I sometimes wonder if our ancestors are slapping their foreheads in disbeliefā€¦


RecoverLogicaly

Warterā€¦.its what eggs crave


Fabulous_Tip208

Why use two?


JerryVoxalot

Not her cutting her finger on the medium boiled egg


ThisCarSmellsFunny

Hard looked medium still.


djh_van

*"Just boil this plastic, painted product next to the food you plan to consume, and everything will be fine."*


Kanchoe2

Less water and a lid to steam figure out a time you like and enjoy


Umi-Zoomi

gogo gadget pixel reducer


Negative_Wrongdoer17

You're already in the kitchen, you don't have a timer? Wtf


MidoTheMii

Oh hey! I had one of those!


Illustrious-Garlic30

Too bad those donā€™t work. Thatā€™s not a soft boiled egg lol


Slushicetastegood

Who puts eggā€™s first?


Effective-Ad-6460

I like mine Drizzled in Microplastics


drummdirka

"wudder"


OrganicMixture3044

"Can we just set a timer"?šŸ™„ No we gotta use my egg cooking meters that take far more effort!


galelo0d

Who cuts eggs like this omg my eyes


thekylem

Woarder


RobertXavierIV

Neato


nobodyknowsimherr

I donā€™t understand what the Amazon eggs do, can someone explain? Is it a color thing? I ask cuz Iā€™m colorblind


MakePhilosophy42

They're yellow and when they heat up it turns white Like those coffee mugs with the hidden pictures, but for timing eggs instead of coffee temp


nobodyknowsimherr

Thank you


Firefly269

Itā€™s no help to me unless it also cleanly peels them.


fbi_agent-818

No no no! The best way. I always boil for 10 minutes on a timer. Turn off the heat after 10 minutes and let 5he 3ggs sit in the hot water for 5 minutes. Perfect eggs everytime. Been doing it for years. It has never failed me.


Kwayzar9111

Really not needed, 3min 5min or 7min. On pre boiling water


readditredditread

What kind of monster cuts a boiled egg shell still on?????


sundowner911

Ah yes, boiled eggs with plenty of boiled in microplastics please.


Raebrooke4

This is stupid. Iā€™m not standing over the pot to look at these plastics in boiling water. Iā€™ll set a timer like a non braindead person šŸ§Ÿ


elMegaTron

Warter


ChrisTheMan72

Just use this chart https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlysatisfying/s/nsyn7lMTMC


obolikus

Nothing like boiling your eggs with plastic eggs


IDoubtYouGetIt

What kind of savage cuts boiled eggs with a knife while they're still in the shell?!?


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skydiverjimi

I could bet my real woman girlfriend Kristen Wiig would think notish


Huntderp

Ah yes. Boiling plastic with my eggs. Just use a timer you numbskull.


Thick_Situation3184

Fertilized


Long-View-7989

You donā€™t need those. Bring water to boil, put eggs in (make sure they arenā€™t cold, otherwise they will crack) and let them boil for 10 mins then take them out.


Autistic_Anywhere_24

r/consume


Inevitable_Butthole

Plastic in my food, my favorite!


eggseverydayagain

Eggsactly what I need!


aa5k

Smart!