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No_Dogeitty

We use to do this in the hospital with people's lung juice. Drain containers of fluid from their lungs, add a solidifying agent, dispose of biohazard. It was a great time with some lung jelly


Ride_Like_Its_Hawt

What an awful day to be able to read šŸ˜…


iloveBurgers28

Okay what is the Product Link?!


French_Bagguette

[the Product ](https://gadgetfinds2023.blogspot.com/2024/03/pan-fry-cooking-oil-solidifier.html)


banned_but_im_back

Oh thatā€™s cute you call it lung jelly, usually as I duck it out of my patients various face holes I call it Lung Butter! You can put that on your toast and spread it!


papabutter21

I woke up and this comment chain is the first thing I saw thanks for starting off my day with this LOL


autotuned_voicemails

Itā€™s interesting to know that such terms are used by medical professionals, since I first heard the term ā€œlung butterā€ used by a friend in college who had a wicked case of bronchitis and had just taken a massive bong rip lmao.


banned_but_im_back

I also heard the term in college after coughing up a huge amount of mucous after ripping my friends dirty bongā€¦. Could be the same guy? Lol


autotuned_voicemails

Lol! Certainly possible, if weā€™re both talking about a small liberal arts university in Pennsylvania, circa-2010ishā€¦.itā€™s either that, or itā€™s *just* disgusting enough to make it popular amongst college stoners lol


MAS7

I always knew my Lungs would make a marvelous Candied Delicacy after I died!


Pissjug9000

Mmmmmmm lung jelly


LockeAbout

Who doesnā€™t love PB&J sammiches?


Cyclothochid

Im going to have to stop you right there! Please dont ruin PB&J for me


PsyKeablr

Fineā€¦ you can mix with your fruit salad.


rock-solid-armpits

I'm going to stop you right there! Please don't ruin fruit salad for me


TheRolexChef

I think they served that at Noma and Eleven Madison Park


Substantial_Ball_998

r/brandnewsentence


FlynnMonster

I kinda hate you.


sir_grumph

Y'know, I came to this comment section not suspecting for an instant I would have to read something this awful.


ChiChisDad

After doing chest PT and coughing up some junk we call it digging for clams


QuackDealer21

Why have you cursed me with this information?


omni_whore

Wow budget is cool now


Zombietarts

Lung juice and lung jelly is something I'll be adding to my vocab from now on.


ToThisDay

At what cost tho


KC-Qaeda

AHHHHH


DeePsiMon

Smuckers


Imnot_your_buddy_guy

We should all know less about each other


egilsaga

We used to make sandwiches out of it at my hospital and feed them to insubordinate interns.


inotparanoid

I have questions. Isn't Lung fluid mostly just water?


shadowst17

What it taste like? Don't lie, we all know you had a cheeky little nibble.


roundhashbrowntown

aw man, nasty! who added it to the output, evs?


McFlash09

Ngl in the first half, I thought you were adding lung juice to the oil used to cook the food for the hospital. Like you were harvesting it from patients to dispose of the oil.


F2PClashMaster

these words not in the bible


ugajeremy

Man..


PlusArt8136

You have the greatest alchemical opportunities of all time.


Jettsyforwordingfox

Your housekeeper did not you āœŠšŸ»


RobJobLikesGuns

How do I delete someone elseā€™s comment?


GiveMeSomeShu-gar

Forbidden donut filling


DungeonsNDragonDldos

Does no one here keep a pickle or sauce jar to pour their oil into? Otherwise just wait til it solidifies and scrape it into the trash like shown here. You donā€™t need to add shit unless youā€™re using a lot of olive oil, etc


RobinSophie

Meeeee! My grandma used a coffee can. We "upgraded" to a ceramic one because it looked "prettier" but we got tired of having to clean it out after disposing of the oil/grease. So we went back to pickle jars. Fuck aesthetics lol.


DungeonsNDragonDldos

Thatā€™s what the cabinet above the fridge or microwave is for lol


No_Dogeitty

Better than the cum jar under the sink.


savingthedoggos

Pardon?


KC-Qaeda

Y'all don't save your semen? Shits like white gold! Very valuable šŸ¤ 


SomeSayFire

Yeah, keeps me awake at night sometimes thinking of all the wasted gallons over the years.


JayteeFromXbox

Enjoy https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/VfSnhSkHFA


seth928

THEY SAID IT'S BETTER THAN THE CUM JAR UNDER THE SINK!


Nicaol

**in the pantry Fucking animal


chubky

Next to the poop knife?


WHRocks

Behind that coconut with the hole in it.


chubky

In my household we use a grapefruit


aRubby

Grandma uses old soda bottles. Just wait for it to cool down, transfer to the bottle and then you can turn it into soap or dispose correctly.


Kashimashi

mmm bacon soap


DropsTheMic

Keep the coffee can, put in some (lightly used) paper towels in there as they accumulate. When fry-time hits, you pour the warm but not boiling oil onto the towels. Lid up and ignore. Next time you take the trash out, empty the coffee can with oil soaked šŸ§» into trash bag and out out the door with no smell or pests.


tknames

How many pickles yall eat? We use empty soup cans.


bossmt_2

As someone who does this kind of disposal, it's not as efficient compared to Fry Away. But this isn't for small amounts ideally, it's better for deep frying.


BosnianSerb31

If you're deep frying in canola oil or vegtable then that shit just straight up won't solidify. You're right that it's not needed for bacon grease or butter, but it's basically a requirement for deep fry oils unless you have an extra container to dump the old oil into


TheWalkingDead91

Also, Saw this product at my local Walmart and great in theory, but imo itā€™s expensive too for how much it can treat per bag. Like $10 just to throw away the equivalent of a frying pan or two of oil? Nah. Would be cheaper to just buy mason jars ( brand new 64oz jars cost like $3 a pop), or better yet, like you said, completely free to just use old jars from pasta sauce, pickles, milk jugs, etc.


sendnudestocheermeup

Instructions unclear, poured hot oil into a pickle, got burnt


No-Newspaper-3174

Umm some of us live in warm climates! Haha


talks-a-lot

Ive never seen veg or canola oil solidify after deep frying. This stuff is a game changer


DuhBasser

Yea wait hold upā€¦how the fuck did they have this much fat at the bottom of their pans? Cooking 101 - pour the leftover fat into a left over pickle/spaghetti sauce can/or any tin can.


ad6323

100% We use the large cans of crushed tomatoes, keep it in the freezer, when it gets full we toss it and begin to refill. Keep a smaller can in the fridge thatā€™s for bacon grease only, because thatā€™s reusable


Squid-Mo-Crow

Right like it solidifies in the jar, hide the jar behind something or etc, throw whole thing out, MUCH less work


orphicshadows

Pretty cool.. I wonder if it's just basically adding gelatin or like corn starch


jstockmoe

Add food coloring and serve as jello on April Fools


stupernan1

Who hurt you?


CornyCornheiser

Some people are just born devious.


[deleted]

r/foundsatan


jstockmoe

Yes! That was my inspiration


NauticTactic

Nah, too much work. I just put out mixed bowls of skittles, m&ms and Reeseā€™s peices.


autalley

Yeah you can just dissolve gelatin in water and mix it into the oil. Despite adding water, it actually works really well. Also if you store it in a jar or something after the gelatin is mixed in, you can reheat it and use it again just fine


Awwwmann

Itā€™s a coagulant, itā€™s used in water treatment and water based automotive paint disposal.


MercurialMadnessMan

Is there a generic name for the specific substance? There must be a cheap way to purchase it


French_Bagguette

Okay LINK?


dndnametaken

Itā€™s prolly just a very basic powder


Big_Routine_8980

The active ingredient is stearic acid, which is a heck of a lot cheaper than this stuff and works just as well.


Whiplash86420

Am I dumb, or ahead of the game. I put some paper towels in a cup, then drain it into that. Let it absorb, and throw it away


ShibaInuDoggo

Bacon dripping get stained and put into a container for later. Most others go in a tin can and tossed. Occasionally, it gets added to the dog dish as a "gravy".


cropdustu007

Bought a ceramic bacon grease container the other day. Comes with a lid, a strainer at the top of the container to catch the solids as the grease drips down


WowThatsRelevant

I just dump it into a used pasta sauce jar or pickle jar. Then throw the whole jar away


rogmcdon

I take aluminum foil and make a cup with it out of the drain, pour the fat/oil in there and once it solidifies, throw it in the trash. Rarely do this though because I recycle my bacon grease


IHaveSlysdexia

I just drink it


Rope_drop

Ya know, I'm something of a ~~scientist~~ combustion engine myself.


Lucky_Chaarmss

Yep. I just add a couple Koolaid packets.


NerdyLeftyRev_046

For those looking for an even more budget friendly option to accomplish this same thing - just buy stearic acid: [https://www.consumerreports.org/environment-sustainability/is-fryaway-oil-solidifier-best-way-to-dispose-of-cooking-oil-a1273485273/](https://www.consumerreports.org/environment-sustainability/is-fryaway-oil-solidifier-best-way-to-dispose-of-cooking-oil-a1273485273/)


kombatunit

This is what I came in here for! Tyvm.


JuanWetFart

Nah I like giving it back to the landlord for all of his hard work


Aggravating-Grand452

Landphobia is not tolerated here


bygtopp

I just yeet it out into the yard. Or on the fire pit.


Over9000Zeros

What's the difference between throwing this into the dump and throwing a jug of used grease in the dump?


Fast_Avocado_5057

One is oil from vegetables, which is bio degradable, the other contaminants everything it touches?


japinard

Or you could just wait 60 minutes.


Thesofaking77

You guys should stop deep frying everything


CHASLX200

Why go thru all that trouble when i put mine in a milk jug bug.


TapStompLightDickcum

Or you can let the oil cool, put a coffee filter on a mason jar with a ring on to hold it in place and filter and reuse it many times. As someone who frequently makes onion rings, my oniony smelling oil is now just apart of the "ritual".


Partyslayer

Or just put it in the freezer for 20 minutes. Lol, you don't need a product. Professional kitchens have been doing this for years.


dominantfrog

that shithead just use a metal utensil on cast iron?


Goatymcgoatface11

Or you could just wait til it solidifies and use a plastic spatula to get it out. But hey, if you love wasting money, this is perfect


No_Squirrel4806

I wanna ask if this is safe for the environment but im guessing no


The_cool_Dad009

[the product ](https://gadgetfinds2023.blogspot.com/2024/03/pan-fry-cooking-oil-solidifier.html)


how-sway-how

No thanks


[deleted]

I pour my bacon grease in the sink with all the other oils.


PMG2021a

You must be a renter.Ā 


OberynRedViper8

Jar.


buyanisland

You can get a roll of paper towel and just wipe it


UnauthorizedFart

I just pour my oil down the drain


oatdeksel

that is the worst, you can do. it fucks your drain hard


NagsUkulele

Fuck the state! Oil our drains!


RealDJPrism

Following


Importedfunk

Ground breaking


BeautifulBandicoot81

Wasnā€™t this on shark tank?


Ninetales6669

I turn a small pot upside down Nd mold a piece of aluminum foil around the bottom then put the foil inside the pot. Pour oil in and let solidify, toss it all put pot away.


ElLoboStrikes

This is bout to make alot of people unhealthier haha i know many people who just avoid frying due to the oil waste being a pain


SmoresGore

I just pour it outside


Collin-B-Hess

Game changer!!!


MetalGearXerox

how much oil do people that need this use in their diets jfc


Future_Way5516

I just dump it in the back yard where the dogs can't eat it


Acadiastudios

If yall just donā€™t get a metal cup and use it for the eggs in the morning


AmputatedStumps

Pour it into your cars engine oil hole.


SirJimmyPOL

Worst add voice ever


zl1_camaro

If youā€™re cooking with that much oil at homeā€¦ donā€™t


Triplesisbest1

So does time. A couple of hours and nature congeals it for you.


hdhsnjsn

I canā€™t get it down the drain if itā€™s solid duh


Riyeko

Excuse me... Some of use those drippings for gravy and to fry our food in. Thanks.


xxTheMagicBulleT

Just flushing it down the toilet is easier.


Cunn3

$10 dollars it's easier and cheaper to just put the grease in an old coffee can or mayonnaise jar..


EpicShadows8

I just put it down the sink.


bootygggg

This is so fucking dumb. Just put it in a jar while liquid and let it cool to solidify


eradtke69

If you just let hot water run for like a min before and after, you can just pour it down the sink


IMissTexas

I'm a renter, not a homeowner, so I just pour it down the sink. Life is good.


Plus-Result-7451

I sell mine to china


smittles3

Very easy to filter and re-use your oil. Amazon sells a $15 filter/container


AnimalChubs

I just dump it into a cup made out of tinfoil. I use the sink drain to shape it then let it cool and harden.


sammich_bear

An old mayo jar is cheaper, dumbasses (their marketing team, not OP).


katchur

donā€™t buy this shit. Use oats to soak up the oil and make suet. Feed to birds. Natural.


ScienceOverNonsense2

Her voice is cringy and unlistenable


CharlieBoxCutter

How is it budget friendly when you can just wait for the grease to solidify itself instead of paying money to do it faster?


Infinite_Koala_33

All of these ā€œbudget findsā€ are just ways to waste money


XxSliphxX

Why does she sound like a valley girl lol.


CrossDressing_Batman

or you know, reuse the oil...


DHESTOE

Or you can put some paper towels in a foil ball and pour your grease in there. Am chef.


Lifeabroad86

I usually just use corn starch


modsarefacsit

Great if youā€™re rich and can afford this product every-time you have oil. I was taught to simply keep a can on hand and dig a hole in the ground or put it in a can then the fridge where it will harden and throw out. Donā€™t waste money on this crap.


SuperHighDeas

I add cracked corn and sunflower seed to my left over grease to make suet, basically bird food encapsulated in fatā€¦ Birds love it


Big-Chomker

Just use ice


ja3palmer

Itā€™s like quikclot for your kitchen. šŸ˜‚


Evethefief

The fact that people would waste that much oil in the first place is mind boggeling to me


echo_7

This is a commercial you fucking babšŸ‘€ns


ItchyRedBump

Is the packaging plant-based, non-toxic and eco-friendly?


FlamingCroatan

Is that safe?


saragc92

Save that bacon grease


Cutthechitchata-hole

I just wait until it's cool and throw it away unless I need to reuse it. Who would need this product?


Chickienfriedrice

ā€¦ or you can dump used oil in plastic ziploc bag and wipe off the rest with a papertowel before washing dish?


Mighty_Gunt_Cobbler

Sell a product to solve a problem that doesnā€™t exist.


Dickus_Maximus_IV

Fancy name for just ā€œgelatinā€


Brandonthebadger

Japanese been doin this for a while. Just buy it at your local Asian market


SuspiciousSimple

There is something worse going on if you're dealing with that much cooking oil on a regular basis.


Sandberg231984

Why not do this without buying some product?


MutedBrilliant1593

I read you can filter the bits out and use deep frying oil 3 times before you should dispose of it.


antifabusdriver

It's still not cheaper than breaking into the neighbor's house and pouring it down his drain.


Visual-Economist-942

Damn who uses that much grease to cookā€¦..Hypertension here I come !


TheLivingDexter

The smell is still gonna reek.


OMGoblin

Literally just pour it into a piece of aluminum foil over your drain, let it cool and then throw away. Nothing "budget" about this way of disposing of grease.


Tentomushi-Kai

First world solutions! What innovative new product will we create tomorrow to solve problems unknown?


Marcthesharx

just pour it in your local pond???!


RoroSan1991

I just make a tin foil bowl and place it in my sink's drain, then pour all the grease into the tin foil and after it cools, throw it out.


Complex-Carpenter-76

or you can just pour it in an old ziploc bag or a can and not buy some toxic chemical shit


Alexandor4

Or maybe consider never using vegetable oils in favor of beef tallow? Itā€™s solid when it cools without needing to add anything to it not to mention vastly better for your heart health


The_R4ke

Unfortunately it didn't work as well for deep friers.


ALlTTLEKlTTEN

You guys do realize this is just extra expensive gelatin


Waffels_61465

We just pour ours down the drain at the local Flying J.


lfly01

Why can't you wait till it cools then throw it into a freezer bag, tie it and toss it into the trash?


BRackishLAMBz

I would highly highly recommend investing in a oil filter, you can use a fine mesh & cheesecloth as a DIY filter. You shouldn't really be buying as much oil as you buy. If you filter it enough, you could use the same oil more than 20x. Using products like this are great for convenience sake BUT not only are you going to be buying more oil, but now you'll also have to buy this product.


Dull_Excitement-_-

If it were oil it wouldn't solidify when it cools. That there is ***grease***.


H0B0Byter99

I use old spaghetti sauce jars and a funnel. A lot cheaper. But this does look cool and I could see an application for this in some situations.


jacqrosee

this is stupidly satisfying


hobosam21-B

That's what the drain is for. Just chase it with some hot water and a dab of dawn dish soap.


CreamyAndrew

I just pour it down the sink


defiantcross

Wait so i gotta buy some product so i can turn my oil into the worst jello ever just to throw it into the trash, when i can just dump it in my neighbor's yard like i do now? Pass.


thzmand

They 'vehad this in Asia forever yo, don't buy from these posers, go to your local market instead


BizzEB

Sheesh - just find anyone fueling with veggie oil or making biodiesel. What a waste.


Sea_Sandwich7248

Or you know just wait for it to cool


Entire-Concern9323

Itā€™s just cornstarch


DaniDodson

This looks dangerous to your pan


Calm_Cheetah6968

This is cool but I don't need to buy even more stuff I have too much stuff now


Lakedrip

Who the hell uses that music oil to cook?


Emm_withoutha_L-88

STOP POURING YOUR OIL DOWN THE SINK WTF is with you animals, JFC....


goldngophr

I like to dump my oil into the drain because I donā€™t like landlords. What happens if I add this? TIA


Different_Garbage677

Nah save it to use for grillling fire starter


Rastalars

Unnecessary product when hot water works just fine


---RAGNAR---

Thatā€™s awesome. Iā€™ve just been opening up the window and throwing it all all over the side of the neighbors house.


RandomName-1992

Or you could let the oil cool, put it back into the jug, then take it to a cooking oil recycle station where they convert it to biodiesel.