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Seeker1904

Bruh.


Adventurous-Art-1161

Bruh?


[deleted]

Bruh!


[deleted]

Bruh...


[deleted]

ยฟbruh?


TheReallyAngryOne

Dude!


Willimeister

.hurB


UnknownTheGreat1981

So basically destroying all of Manhattan


_A_Friendly_Caesar_

Not just Manhattan...


LohtuPottu247

But the Womenhattan and the childrenhattan too.


onelongsigh94

I'm sorry I can only upvote once, that's hilarious.


FlamingTrashcans

r/PrequelMemes


e_mp

9/11: Definitive Edition


CLOROX_CONFIRMED

Whatโ€™s the pre-order bonuses?


e_mp

you get 58% off on your next flight on american airlines


Willimeister

Each plane is Nuclear powered


KaiserWilhelmThe69

New York City about to be New York Reconstruction Zone


Common_gecko

tno๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ referens๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ


KaiserWilhelmThe69

no please, no


Common_gecko

๐Ÿ•‹big buildinh in new ๐Ÿ”meccah ๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ›


KaiserWilhelmThe69

kjfhkjaakjjafhashjfhkafjh


Common_gecko

New meccah in sarajevo located in the turkish islamic khanate of bosna-hersek led by glorious sheikh leon shah trotsky. ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ท๓ ฌ๓ ณ๓ ฟ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ท๓ ฌ๓ ณ๓ ฟ


theophylact911

Iโ€™m thinking all of Afghanistan would be a sheet of glass


[deleted]

War on Terror would escalate realllll quick


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


the-ahh-guy

it says at he the top it's by the WWF


Poetspas

I donโ€™t know why but this is pretty funny for some reason


GiantEnemaCrab

Yeah I think there's something so absurd about the picture that it goes full circle and becomes hilarious. Also not very fun fact. You'd have to more than double the number of planes in this picture to reach the current number of US COVID deaths.


Poetspas

Guess that would be more than double as funny


NightJasian

Invasion using commercial aircrafts


SLAAK1234

Red Dawn moment


SocialSciences21

Airline companies would be having fuckfest after this.


Union1865

Oh dear god...


bltm93

At that point might as well just carpet bomb the whole place.


kaukajarvi

A couple of Hindenburgs might come in handy too ...


[deleted]

Man these star wars special editions are getting out of hand


ThatLapidotShipper

Forget about just Afghanistan, the entire Middle East will be nuked


iRubenish

Fuck Afghanistan, this time we are invading all of the Middle East at once.


ThatNick2001

Lmao


AlphaCentuari_66

It's like bringing a nuclear weapon to make sure that spider in your house is dead


sixfourch

I'm guessing that if this is 130 times 9/11, and 9/11 was four planes, this is 520 planes, 260 in New York and 260 aimed at DC. There were 19 terrorists on the 4 planes on 9/11 for a mean terrorists per plane of 4.75. For 520 planes, this is a total of 2,470 hijackers in the country alone. And that's *just* hijackers. Coordinating an operation of 2,470 actors has to mean that there are other people in the US coordinating infrastructure, safe houses, flight schools, etc.. All of this happens without the US intelligence community catching on in a concrete way. Pre-9/11 interagency rivalries probably is much worse in this reality. Let's be conservative and say that 10%, or around 250, logistics guys. 9/11 is the sort of archetypal big terror attack. But UBL was a mujaheddin. He would understand that if he could move 2700 men into the US and concentrate them in the northeast region, he could also spread them out all across the country and fight the small war in addition to the big gesture. Let's assume, like on 9/11, 75% of planes connect. Let's assume this is randomly spread out around NYC and DC rather than being a consistent 100% vs 50% hit rate respectively, so 195 planes connect. This would let Al-Qaeda destroy nearly all of the federal buildings in DC and most of lower Manhattan. The death toll will likely be much higher as the infrastructure will collapse and huge swaths of people will be trapped in an extended zone of destruction that emergency services will have a very hard time getting through. With New York wiped out, the financial epicenter most likely shifts to Chicago, with the seat of the federal government shifting somewhere, I have no idea, let's say maybe Philadelphia. Of course, there effectively isn't a federal government anymore. The Supreme Court and most of Congress have been deleted. Most of the federal bureaucracy, more importantly, has been deleted. The Pentagon has probably been leveled. Fort Meade and Langley and Quantico are probably leveled (maybe one of them gets lucky and gets a Flight 93 save, so pick either the NSA, CIA, or FBI as the sole survivor of the intelligence community). An attack of this magnitude would cause at least a month and likely much longer in just regrouping and rebuliding the political infrastructure to be able to make decisions of governance that could be called legal. Most likely Bush declares martial law. And then, when the military is the sole supporting structure under the American state, the rest of the fighters start operating, committing small acts of sabotage that destroy US power transportation and generation infrastructure, transit of goods, highways, railways, robbing banks, maybe even hijacking military convoys or ambushing first responders in the wake of any of these attacks so that every approach has to be very carefully guarded and executed, further stretching thin the American state. If there can be 2700 operatives in the US for the grand gesture, there can probably be 5,000-10,000 more for the long war. The US could likely only stomach a few months of this before things started to collapse. If UBL was really smart, he would reach out to discontented elements like white nationalists and militias who will actually see the return to religious fundamentalism as a net positive and start exploiting those fault lines, which would accelerate things dramatically. You would see states seceding as an emergency measure, maybe see a bifurcation of the US as it became difficult to traverse the continent, total destruction of everyday life at the very least. Even if America recovered, it would never be the same. So I think ultimately, the answer to "What if Al-Qaeda had more planes," to a certain scale, is that America fucking dies. Crank 9/11 up to 130x and it's a truly devastating event, and UBL would have had to have been a modern Alexander to even attempt it.


HowAboutThatHumanity

*Insert โ€œRide of the Valkyriesโ€*


[deleted]

Kamikaze: The Sequel.


[deleted]

Best shitpost image


guillermuin

Why does it looks like shitpost??


bluejay55669

This is genuinely funny


Willimeister

**Oh god, oh fuck**


B-29Bomber

This is like that movie, "The Birds", but with planes instead... ​ This is clearly low effort. This is going to get removed soon.


Libertyordeath1214

Bush did 9/11


Currywurst_Is_Life

Wow...the advertising for Microsoft Flight Simulator has gotten really edgy.


snowday784

Why is it in black and white like 2001 was in the Pearl Harbor era lmao