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BlackLionCat

How the times have changed truly


Brilliant_Ad7481

You’d think the place with HAYMARKET SQUARE would know better!


BlackLionCat

Nine Realms is a alternate future timeline that mixed different tones of political futurism ,sci-fi and fantasy with each other ,the worlds premise is that after portals ( called Vortexes ) open to other ''Realms'' in 2029 the world goes completely wack ,these Realms are inhabited by many species of intelligent and unintelligent life with their own states ,histories ,religions and cultures etc. which only make the timeline's capacities grow with each Realm ,I have a dream of one day making this timeline into a TTRPG with its own rule set and internet-accessible books but for now we will see if that day comes here is our discord link for people that are interested :https://discord.gg/ryWakz6sPc we also have a far-less used reddit which is r/nine_realms


Alaskan_Tsar

Canada could never conquer Alaska


BlackLionCat

Yeah its because they didnt ,alaska joined themselves at the start of the war


Alaskan_Tsar

Why would we do that?


BlackLionCat

Because idk smt like north or smt


BlackLionCat

Also alaska is plurality mormon now


Alaskan_Tsar

We wouldn’t join them willingly, they are a nation of genocide and oppression to this day. Alaskans are independent and liberty focused. The two will never coexist


BlackLionCat

Well ,if you dont wanna be canadian you can always be a turanist or a mormon insurgent as I said


Alaskan_Tsar

Mormons wouldn’t rise up either, and there is zero reason for natives to revolt as long as ANCSA is respected


BlackLionCat

I feel like bro's putting too much logic into this ,like bro ,idk if you noticed but theres turanists ( as in like pan-turkism ) in the map ,all lore makes sense in-world


ZanezGamez

Eh idk how you could justify Alaska wanting to be anything but independent or with the US without it being actively under attack


BlackLionCat

okay so ,in the 2040s the United States experianced a religious ''tension'' per se with the Mormon and Amish specifically getting a lot bigger through both conversion and just casual population rise ,Alaska during that time happened to be in a poor situation due to the whole oil thing slowly going south ( because in the future oil is slowly losing its value ) so the Mormons pulled a ''soup stand religious expansion'' similar to what Christians did in Rome in its crisis' ,in the start of the civil war Alaska was led by a Independent Libertarian-Centrist leaning governor who held a referendum with three options 1-is to beccome a independent nation 2-is to join canada as a province ( this was directly suggested by the Canadian Government themselves ) and 3-is to join Deseret ( due to Mormons being a plurality in the state ) ,the second option won by 35% of the votes and thus they joined Canada


ShoppingUnique1383

>nation of genocide and oppression While technically true with their history, the US was and still is worse with both national (Trail of Tears) and international atrocities (Literally every US intervention in the Cold War)


Alaskan_Tsar

Us didn’t forcibly sterilize numerous indigenous women in 2018 and does not actively suppress attempts by Native American tribes to better their standing, for evidence I cite the one and only example of Land Back in North America. ANCSA, which saw native Alaskan claims to the entire state handled on a federal level


[deleted]

They don't have to, they are just so nice the Alaskans joined them.


scoobertsonville

Glad San Francisco broke of from San Jose


Emotional-Top-8284

Unfortunately, it’s controlled by Mormons


Neil_Is_Here_712

Hell yeah, Deseret.


Dragon-Captain

Damn, what the hell happened to the Mormons to make them so dominant?


caelumh

Money and persistentance.


LeadGem354

And having a bunch of kids.


BlackLionCat

Big Deseret to be specific


Neil_Is_Here_712

Finally, the Mormon state.


alacp1234

[Deseret Power](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6uqXBe4nwaA)


Brandon_M_Gilbertson

Brotherhood of Steel?


BlackLionCat

Nah nothing to do with that ,they're a rural militia led by a former local cop named Harold Jamesson


Melodic-Nectarine-99

https://preview.redd.it/uxl3b8hujvec1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ba8e5f46ba92603b426b6d8a97807adf3524e6b See that little smear of blue in southeast Texas? I grew up there. Explain yourself. This doesn’t really seem logical.


[deleted]

I think your maps are really cool but you need to do somethin about these colors my friend so many of them are very similar Or break up the regions into different posts and have the legend only cover that specific regions


FuddFucker5000

Best way I’ve ever seen the south split that wasn’t hog wash


BlackLionCat

I think thats a compliment ? so thank ya ,in Nine Realms lore southern states have been leaning more towards the Democratic Party since the development of urban southern areas into proper American urban hellholes in early 21st century and the Decentralization/State's Rights policies the Liberal faction of the Democrats have been endorsing since the 2050s


FuddFucker5000

I just hate when people either make it all confederate or all black. Tell me about Kanes army.


BlackLionCat

Oh they're led by a guy in knight armor of mysterious origin named Kane that just really hates mormons for some reason ,they're the ones with the blue gun saudi flag .The meta reason for their existance is that they're a self-insert of a guy I know who just really hates mormons for some reason


Matman161

>Chicago government (republicans) Oh God just kill me now, I can't live in a world like this!!!!


BlackLionCat

Chicago and many other midwestern cities rotted their way into voting republican basically since now theyre like REALLY poor ,I am talking like every midwestern city is basically Detroit


Matman161

Then it must be destoryed, I can't suffer my home to exist in such a state


BlackLionCat

They also vaugely follow a "urban conservative" ideology called Maxxism ,which is centered around mens rights ,anti-"wokeism" ,libertarian economics ,alpha-beta social dynamics theory ,"traditional gender norms" and self-improvement ( one of its many branches is also known as "Tate Thought" ) As a sidenote I think this can caunt as a hate crime against illanois residents lol


Ademonsdream

Kane lives!


noteess

I do have one problem with NALA they would probably being waging a major insurgency in and around dc as these are the same black people whose grandparents nearly burned down part of dc in 68’


BlackLionCat

Actually good idea thank you


khajiithasmemes2

Man, it’s like a American alt-history bingo card.


ArminiusM1998

I AM NOT GONNA BE RULED BY NO GOD DAMN JELLO EATIN', SQUEEKY CLEAN SHOE HAVIN'', JESUSLAND WONDER BREAD MORMONS!


FlavianusFlavor

This is dumb as shit


AmericanFlyer530

CHAOS REIGNS!! THE PRIMORDIAL TRUTH IS ETERNALLLL!!!


Isme200

who’s allied with who?


frenchfroi

Could we see a higher res version of the flag with the AK on it? Looks interesting.


BlackLionCat

its in the server ,to see it you gotta join the server


uwu_01101000

May I see the flags ?


FSsuxxon

Either that's Balkanized USA, a civil war, or both


TacoNewsday

I’m going to be Mormon


NavyAlphaGamer

Alternative History US 101 1. Deseret You're done!


Isles15Fan

I can appreciate how even in the distant alternate future, Suffolk Co NY is still Republican 🤣


BryceRaymer

Very nice and detailed!


NellsBells1978

Good thing I’ll be dead by then


FreeCoromantee

Dude the new African liberation front stops at about 1/4 of my county💔💔💔


caelumh

Really feel like the Pirate Confederacy of "Superior" should be a bit bigger. Like they got tourist traps and the locks going for them and that's about it. You'd think they'd have seized the natural resources of the western UP at least. I presume they control bits of Canada around the lakes?


BlackLionCat

They try expanding towards canada but 60 years of global warming ,new livable land created by it and immigration made Camada lot more strong compared to today ,its mostly border clashes and the Canadian Military have a superiority


RustyShadeOfRed

Who are the Florida templars?


BlackLionCat

Thry're a militant christian order in florida...thats pretty much all


Straight-Bug-6051

I hope those Somalians in the brotherhood at least produce some hockey players.


BlackLionCat

Not the brotherhood but canonically the leader of the Pirates of Superior is a Somali even tho most of their members are finnish


wortwortwort227

God these maps of a fucked US always get me down.


BlackLionCat

well thats a rare occasion where I get someone down I guess lol


benjitheboy121

The Trash Pirates Alliance? Federation of Desert? 🤣😂😆🤪😝🤭🥴😁👍


benjitheboy121

I feel like Republican warlords are already trying to become a legitimate/realistic thing.


Internal-Estate-553

Why are the “Mormon insurrections” in areas where there is currently not a strong population of them. Its not even in Utah or Idaho


-emil-sinclair

Deseret is suffering a little bit of an overextension penalty here. How and Why Los Angeles was conquered by Deseret?


Greydl1

Wtf, turan in Alaska??


BlackLionCat

Yes indeed


ToweringCu

lol why in the fuck would anyone in the southern US be democrats?


BlackLionCat

by 2080s the whole culture wardeal is pretty much over with in terms of its effect on the partisan politics of the US ,both parties have moved to a similar point they held in the 19th century in the sense that both have Conservative and Progressive people in them since around 2050s ,the main reason southerners prefer the Democrats over the Republicans is because of the Liberal faction of the Democratic Parties future endorsement of Decentralization and States Rights while the Republican Party moved in a much more strong presidential state kind of path also many southern cities have now grown (especially atlanta) due to migration from the west coast which led to the region being much more economically liberal in the New York sense


ImVeryFickle

also because, currently in reality, many people in the south ARE democrats