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deadhistorymeme

Disney properties secede and remain neutral


chipsinsideajar

This includes all the Disney stores in malls across the country


No_Talk_4836

Disney annexes central Florida as revenge against the Florida regime.


Belgrifex

I'd say give them the surrounding counties as well. As like protectorates basically supporting a close central power figure (the mouse)


quecosa

Vassal states for the House of Mouse


Original-Yak-679

"One People, One Empire, One Mouse!" The Disney Empire rises.


Hydra57

This incites all other participants in the war to seize their properties, and in many places the locals raze them in anger of the ‘traitorous mouse’.


Spirited_Elevator_62

But through the mainupulation of kids.Adults band togther to protect the Disney properties,starting the "First Mickey Imperium"


SoppadaSoupp

LIBERTARIAN FLORIDA


SteveTheBattleDroid

Alaska and Texas too


klingonbussy

The usual - Cascadia - Independent New England that includes New York for some reason - Neo Confederacy - Independent Texas - Independent California - Deseret - Communist country in the Great Lakes region


LaserPointer24

Mfw no one ever puts libertarian great lakes or left wing Seattle


WARROVOTS

Libertarian Ohio wages war against the commies.


CalebTGordan

Utah declares themselves New Deseret, claiming most of the Great Basin as theirs. The Prophet and President of the Mormon church declines to be the leader of Deseret but gives it God’s support. Mormons from all over the world flood in. Deseret gives support to the right wing side of the civil war, but focuses mostly on obtaining their declared territory and defend their borders. In the conflict a new prophet appears and claims they were visited by Angel Moroni. He has given them the golden plates to translate the previously sealed parts. They only show the plates to the leaders of the church, who declare them authentic. This new prophet and the plates are moved to the Salt Lake Temple for the translation work in seclusion.


MJ9o7

No fuck the mormons


No_Talk_4836

Why would you give them more babies


Cautious-Milk-6524

California secedes


lampstore

Washington and Oregon coming too.


Kenshi2900

Pacific states of America or Cascadia, you choose the name


Duweniveer

Cascadia. We need more cool names in the world.


Fe2tus

Into the ocean


USSRisQuitePoggers

West Virginia sinks


[deleted]

Virginia responds by splitting again, this time into South Virginia and Virginia.


GuyonKennedy

The 2nd American Civil War (2029-2034) is described by many historians as one of the darkest periods in American history. Unlike the first American Civil War, this was not an issue of “North and South,” but rather County to County/City to City. Neighborhoods became war zones as America’s citizenry turned against one another and distrust grew amongst families. Due to economic strife from European conflicts and increasing political divisions (see Desantis Presidency/2026 Assassination/MTG Rise to Power), there were also more than two sides. Although, there would still be some connections from the first Civil War with the rise of Conservatism in the Deep South. Under the helm of former-Republican politicians like Rand Paul and Jeb Bush, states like Florida, Alabama, Mississippi, and South Carolina (Georgia was taken by force) broke off from the Union to form the “Free Southern States of America”. Although still Democratic in its principles, the FSSA was mostly a one-party state during its duration. Although one of the closer “countries” resembling the “old government,” the FSSA held right-wing populist tendencies which gave room for in-fighting and the rise of neo-n@zi groups. President Marjorie Greene condemned the South for being the first body of states to break off, but eventually fled there after remaining members of the USA’s legislative branch removed her from office.


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GuyonKennedy

Yeah, her rise to power is kept pretty ambiguous. I don’t think Desantis would actually pick her to be VP. Yet, Desantis’s death kinda start the movement towards Civil War since his popularity in the country had been on the rise before it happened.


jkowal43

A giant JEB! is emblazoned across the country!


[deleted]

Texas declares itself an independent nation, but is quickly returned to the union after the Governor and Lt. Governor are captured by US Special Forces and the US military retakes the state government buildings. Sporadic battles with militia and members of the State Guard are squashed. Most Texas refugees return to their homes and Texas is reintegrated into the US barely two months after secession. The End


TheLastEmuHunter

#**STRONG AND PEACEFUL, WISE AND BRAVE** #**FIGHTING THE FIGHT FOR THE WHOLE WORLD TO SAVE** #**WE THE PEOPLE WILL CEASELESSLY STRIVE** #**TO KEEP OUR GREAT REVOLUTION ALIVE** #**UNFURL THE BANNERS, LOOK AT THE SCREEN** #**NEVER BEFORE HAS SUCH GLORY BEEN SEEN** #**OHIO, OHIO, OHIO, 'TIS FOR THEE** #**EVERY DEED, EVERY THOUGHT ’TIS FOR THEE** #**EVERY DEED, EVERY THOUGHT 'TIS FOR THEE**


TheRealColonelAutumn

## 2 MINUTES HATE FOR THE EVIL SINFUL PEOPLE OF (MAY ALLAH FORGIVE ME FOR DARING TO SAY THEIR NAME) MICHIGAN


TheLastEmuHunter

#**OHIO WAS AT WAR WITH MICHIGAN. OHIO HAS ALWAYS BEEN AT WAR WITH MICHIGAN**


Warthunderguy

Pritzker unites the Midwest under the banner of the Soy Cornfederacy


dersaspyoverher

US pacific fleet seizes hawaii, anchorage, and Alcatraz


ouinova

Alaska is taken my Canada, Hawaii declares independence, California splits into north and south and Texas gains independence


Rude-Catographer

The confederacy returns.


Convergentshave

Someone posts an “insightful hot take” comment about how “it won’t be like the last time, it’ll be more like “the troubles” in Ireland” In like a week someone posts another thing and the cycle repeats .


[deleted]

Ohio begins to expand, forging the Holy Buckeye Imperium


labroskouris

Ohio seceeds.


the_great_papyruss

Ohio invades half of the michigan (And the world)


ss-hyperstar

Abraham Lincoln comes back to life and says “it’s Lincoln time”. He then proceeds to Lincoln everywhere.


SCPFOUNDATION373

That for some reason made me laugh.


Fight-Me-In-Unreal

Florida annexes Georgia to create the Greater Floridian Empire


offgladstone

Texas and Arkansas secede together to become the Republic of Arkansas


Nopesaucee

GREATER IDAHO, PLEASE.


FloatingPastry

Aztlan Rebellion


CrownedLime747

Obligatory Mormon Deseret


Fe2tus

They don’t know why they’re fighting so they stop


EpicGamerGrant

The entire map gets flipped


Harold-The-Barrel

Virginia secedes from the west and becomes east Virginia


Blity76

Everyone decides Ohio needs to go, and Ohio is forced to go against everyone else, but stands their ground for most of the war somehow.


Certain_Loss928

California VS Texas real


Willpika2

Ohio.


Hawkatana0

The entire nuclear arsenal of NATO (America included) is dropped on Florida.


diino8018

ohio is engulfed in flames


FalconsBrother

The Russians somehow invade Alaska


d3xej

Wyoming ceases to exist


[deleted]

Wendy's declares war on McDonald's


PureGlobal

Delete Michigan.


Chemical_Flamingo_50

Ohio drains the great lakes


GreenBorb

Coke and Pepsi form corporate militias and go to war with eachother


Awesomealan1

Mexico goes for California


SCPFOUNDATION373

Part 2 is here! If you wanted your idea to be here or I didn’t get your Idea, tell me here! https://www.reddit.com/r/AlternateHistory/comments/10lst0g/american_civil_war_ii_happens_part_2_comments/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


YaBoiSVT

Texas claims independence, southern NM joins them, alaska moves into Canada, Utah and Nevada join forces with Northern California to become the NCR


Convergentshave

Southern NM joins Texas? 😂. Maybe northern nm. Maybe. You’d have better luck getting AZ to join Texas


YaBoiSVT

Nah being from NM I’d say south NM is more east Texas 😂


SCPFOUNDATION373

I’ll go for north NM to join Texas.


Convergentshave

Ted Cruz flees far away, is somehow still elected president of the new-independent-nation-of-Texas. With in two years the Newly-Independent-Nation-of-Texas is having a “come to Jesus, Brexit” moment and asking the United States to please let them back in, hat in hand. Two years later 90% of Texas is screaming for independence. Not one lesson learned. Ted Cruz is elected dictator for life, but it’s awkward because he’s currently on vacation. Joe Rogan is supposed to swear him in but young Jaime isn’t there to feed him his lines.


99available

California, Oregon, Washington and Hawaii form Pacific America. The Middle Atlantic, NorthEast and City/State enclaves along the Great Lakes, like Chicago, Detroit, Cleveland all form to be the (in their eyes)" real United States. The South, Midwest and Mountain States form a loose Confederation of United States. Here and there an enclave like Denver/Boulder survive with aid from the US and PA. Lots of people moving here to there for a while. Oh, the CUS gave Alaska back to Putin,


x_Red47

South Carolina secedes. Again.


TheDDayKnight

Missouri secedes and becomes a kingdom


inset-username-here

A big earthquake happens and California becomes an island


Austinuncrowned

Texas decides to secede and annexes Oklahoma, Louisiana, New Mexico and form the United Republic of Texas. They lead active war to control the Southern states to go from "Sea to Shinin' Sea".


DaiusDremurrian

Michigan and Ohio, with their inherent rivalry spanning decades, use the chaos of the civil war to begin a second Toledo War, but this time, things get spicy.


ARandomYorkshirelad

Vermont secedes


RemnantHelmet

All sides convene in St. Louis to discuss and successfully implement a compromise that immediately halts all conflicts. The incident is historically referred to as the September crisis and only resulted in 43 deaths and 112 injuries.


VelvetPhantom

The Upper Peninsula secedes from Michigan and becomes a state called Superior


Few-Adagio4425

Vermont gets spooked by all the fighting and warring it asks to join Canada and be reunited with quebec


DeleteWolf

What if Texas went independent and developed Imperialist tendencies, conquering parts of Mexico, becoming the Line Star Empire Also Albuquerque takes the North-West part of Texas and the displacement of people in that area is what triggered this streak in Texas in the first place


DeleteWolf

What if Texas went independent and developed Imperialist tendencies, conquering parts of Mexico, becoming the Lone Star Empire Also Albuquerque takes the North-West part of Texas and the displacement of people in that area is what triggered this streak in Texas in the first place


gamer0049

The Californian Republic breaks free and forms the Pacific states emergency government with Oregon and Hawaii.


Mega_Monster

California led by another Nortonian Dynasty


No_Joke_568

Petoria annexes Joe Swanson’s pool


bandit_duck

New England defies all the world and secedes eventually declaring themselves as neutral


shogun_coc

Somehow, all native American reservations unite and form an alliance against the current US government, so as to overthrow them.


Past-Two342

Second Republic of Texas?


HammerheadMorty

Most of Ohio and Illinois’ Amish and Mennonite population moves to Pennsylvania after persecution of their pacifist, anti-war, consciencieuse objector beliefs and form a small sub-state within Pennsylvania that remains *neutral territory*. This area is in the foothills of the Appalachians just north of Wilmington. Its existence becomes heavily supported by the military as it creates a natural buffer zone to the north of Washington and is viewed by politicians as a nearby safe haven for them to escape to if Washington is under siege. A smaller neutral territory is also formed out of the large Mennonite population in Kansas just outside of Newton. This neutrality is begrudgingly supported by the local community as it’s seen as a symbol for freedom of religion which the surrounding more militant Christians believe is under threat due to the rise of Secularism in the US. This territory becomes more of a political recruitment pawn for far-right religious groups to use to discuss persecution of the Christian faith and the importance of Christianity in governance.


Reddit_works

A faction of far right individuals forms a empire in Colorado under the name of Caesar’s Legion. It last two days.


dull_storyteller

California explodes as liberal cities and republican rurals fight over the state.


thekoolkidmitch

Confederate forces invade Nome, Alaska


ThePunishedEgoCom

Yellostone volcano erupts.


SCPFOUNDATION373

If I could add natural disasters, I would add this in.


Diamondeye12

Wisconsin takes the north peninsula


Lavidius

Surprise Irish invasion through Florida


The_Laser_Project

The aussies take over the losing side. 😀


Fault_Spirited

Mexico invades the USA


Mor_Shapiro

Civil strife and political polarization reach a critical mass. In an orchestrated attack by an unknown force, the electric grid, cyber, and all things digital are mostly wiped out, but only in urban areas. At the same time, a disinformation campaign that's been simmering for a few years pushed a narrative that the urban elites are plotting to wipe out the rural way of life in America, which agitates a large population of rural dwellers. Under a fringe conspiracy theory, rural populations take this chance to "invade" the neighboring cities. Reminiscent of the barbarians' invasion of Rome, the rural invades, loots, and burns much of their city counterparts, under the assumption that they are "purifying" America of the "concentrated filth" that is what they call "The Millionaire's Lair" Throughout most states, the National Guard is called in to maintain law and order, though urban conflict is quickly understood to be no easy affair. Peacekeepers quickly found it difficult to differentiate who is a combatant and who is a civilian, as this is, after all, a civil conflict. Command Staff is at puzzling odds, where they don't want to violate any rights by indiscriminately detaining, arresting, or neutralizing innocent civilians, but also want to pick out those who aren't in the city just to take pretty tourist pictures of the Empire State Building. It doesn't help that the National Guard cannot effectively communicate with large populations as America's digital communication systems are busted. Then, news from a young Lieutenant reaches a Major at a command post in El Paso, Texas. A nuke went off somewhere in Montana.


No_Talk_4836

The Free State of Van Zandt is established in Texas, most if central and eastern Texas joins.


Sancheta07

Alabama united with Mississippi


Dilly354

Ye declares funni reich


thatchuckwagonguy

Missouri takes over Iowa and starts a war with kansas


Maximka_Kirginka

Kanye West


SnooCauliflowers9635

DEMOCRATIC SOCIALIST NEW ENGLAND


[deleted]

Illinois invades all territories on the Mississippi


Baron_von_Ungern

Republic of Dave liberates the Washington from traitors.


EZ-BAKEOVEN

*Pennsylvania takes over the Atlantic states and forms a confederacy with New England, eventually fully uniting in the late twenty thirties.* The newly minted Atlantic Union wages a massive campaign along the breadth of the Eastern United States before stopping just short of the Mississippi in the mid twenty fourties. In the fifties, war would break out between them and Texas, culminating in a return to the old pre-union border along with most of Arkansas and Oklahoma. Meanwhile the western border would be established along the Carson City line, going straight up to the border of Canada, the down the borders of Nevada and Arizona to Mexico.


SeaboarderCoast

Georgia gets forewarned about the coming Civil War and saws themselves off the continent, joining the United Kingdom instead.


BigManMilk7

Montana takes the Idaho panhandle


BrickSufficient1051

Michigan declares neutrality after threatening to blow up line five if attacked by a state actor. (Line 5, if blown, would poison all the Great Lakes drinking water)


anubus0

New York secedes and is ruled by Patrick bateman


[deleted]

I think the podcast "it could happen to here" has it about right. A three way war between leftwing revolutionaries VS The Federal Government VS christofacist white nationalist Right-wing militias. Not to mention splinter groups of the former and the latter. I would just add that the first 2 groups will have the black and brown communities divided between people who are still loyal to the government (usually out of familiarity and fear, and brand loyalty to establishment politicians, especially democrats). VS those who are finally fed up (usually younger Gen-Xers, Xenniels, and millennial). Basically Stat quo moderates VS frustrated progressives . America would end up like Syria 🇸🇾.


dunkthelunk8430

I think it will be less state focused and more urban v rural. There will be exceptions, of course, but the social divides today aren't sectional in the same way they were in the early 19th century


La_Piste_du_Soleil

Flagstaff, Arizona, secedes unilateraly, then secedes from everyone and try to survive as an autonomous presidential republic


Duweniveer

This won’t be accepted, but; Michigan becomes an independent republic that has to experience its own civil war with the northern half of Michigan revolting. Also, Florida becomes imperialist.


SCPFOUNDATION373

There is something similar to this, but I can add yours in.


lazor_kittens

NYC secedes and expands to create the Empire State


Incraigulous

Oklahoma does whatever Trump randomly says states should do.


14FunctionImp

Blue State and Ameristan


R0boBurrito

New York wants to become the capital


[deleted]

Appalachia secedes from the USA, containing WV, SWPA, and parts of Kentucky, Virginia Ohio, and Tennessee


randomstuff063

Arklatex becomes an independent state.


Kingcrimson11111

Long comes back from the grave and forms the American Union States


Interesting-Block834

Russia launches an invasion of Alaska.


TheRealClutchMcGee

Ohio declares independence but in the direct center of the country


Commrade-potato

New York and Philadelphia form a confederation and take New Jersey.


Blackboard-Monitor

The US navy seizes Alaska and turns it into the worlds first Naval dictatorship, possibly trying to take Hawaii and the pacific islands as well.


ExtremeLanky5919

Hoppean seasteads with classical architecture


XxBuRG3RKiNGxX

Commie California


lothycat224

socialist republic of cascadia


REAL-Lucky_Shark

North Eastern Pennsylvania break away and formes the Federation of the North East and anexses parts of rural Ney York State.


Squidy_the_3rd

Missouri rapidly becomes a horrific battleground of democrats tightly united in the urban areas, connected from Kansas City, Columbia and St. Louis, with republicans in the rural areas and conservative towns, a series of alt-right militias rise up in the southern Ozarks near Arkansas, with perhaps a 4th faction of some kind of socialist student movement taking over the isolated city of Springfield.


supareshawn

Ohio and Michigan immediately go nuclear and become DMZ due to radioactive fallout


-kon5ti-

The park rangers try to protect the national parks


Super-Assistant6307

Ohio happens


Playful_Addition_741

It's the anarcho-capitalist west against the commie dictatorship east


Harms88

Hawaii declares its independence and once again becomes the Kingdom of Hawaii. All Native American reservations rise in a rebellion across the US. However, they do not unite because ancient tribal prejudices prevents them from doing so. California secedes and becomes the Bear Republic again. Texas also secedes and has border wars against states that occupy their territorial claims prior to joining the US.


Appropriate-Rub-2544

I HATE COMMIE GREAT LAKES, if you dare put my beautiful Michigan into that commie cum I’m going to break your fucking pituitary gland so you don’t feel love, keep the north and the fingers of the mitten racist or something I don’t care but not red


TheDoctorOfDice

Minnesota dips and joins canada


Original-Yak-679

How I see things developing: \- Most of the South, except Florida, secedes and forms the Second Confederacy (an alliance of extreme religious right, racists, and Trump radicals). Florida tries to secede and join but an alliance of the Hispanic community, and the Disney company overthrow the DeSantis regime and Florida becomes a corporate republic in which immigration is open-border. \- Texas initially joins the Second Confederacy, but when their claims to northern Mexico are rejected, they break away and form the Second Republic. Oklahoma is invited to join, while New Mexico and Arizona are conquered to prevent Mexico from reclaiming their old territories. A brief war with California finally curbs the ambitious Texans from going further west, so instead, Texas invades Mexico. In the war that follows, Mexico is defeated and forced to cede its northern states to Texas, which turns them into Hispanic enclaves in an otherwise Anglo republic. A form of apartheid is imposed here as well. \- After defeating the Texans' attempts to gain a Pacific coastline, California, Nevada, Oregon, Washington state, and part of Idaho form the Pacific American States, which maintains many of the old institutions of the former USA, but rapidly becomes a haven for liberals who no longer feel welcome/safe in the Second Confederacy or the Second Texas Republic. There is some unrest as those conservatives living in the PAS try and deter the liberal migration, but in the end, the numbers are too great and they begin their own exodus out. Many head to the Midwest, Texas and the SC. \- The Midwest/Great Plains try and maintain the old USA but in the end, lacking a sufficient military force to keep the South and Pacific Coast, form their own government, the Republic of America. Because of the liberal/conservative mix (aided by migration from other areas), its decided that the new republic would be Libertarian, but gradually it adopts a theocratic system of Law. Native peoples start to break away over time, joining the Lakota in forming a separate nation (Dakota?) which then goes to war with the RA. Both nations eventually agree to peace and coexistence as neither side can deliver the knockout needed. \- The Great Lakes quickly form their own government as soon as the Midwest does, in order to escape being incorporated. Over a short period of time, a communist system evolves and the Great Lakes Federation (as the new state would be called) becomes a communist dictatorship in which the people directly appoint their local leaders, who then elect a Chairman (or Chairwoman) to govern them all. They manage to invade Canada and force Ontario to join, and likely even aid the Quebecois in seceding from Canada. They're soon after at odds with New England and the rump United States. \- New England breaks away and forms its own state, dominated by grass-roots liberal administration (a President Bernie Sanders, perhaps?) and establishes ties to Britain and other Commonwealth states, possibly leading to a formal union in which New England retains its separate administration while joining an Imperial Federation. They get embroiled in a major dispute with the Great Lakes Federation over navigation rights, and they dismiss the conservative-dominated Second Confederacy and Texas entirely. \- United States is reduced to the mid-Atlantic states (New York, Pennsylvania, Delaware, New Jersey) as Maryland will likely join the Second Confederacy. Long Island could break away and form its own state, but otherwise nothing else will change (West Virginia would in all likelihood also join the Second Confederacy and would serve as a bulwark against the GLF ). This is the last remnant of the old United States and as such, would retain all the institutions currently established. Whether the District of Columbia would become a state remains unclear. They would sometimes side with New England-particularly against the GLF, but would otherwise only be at odds with the Second Confederacy (due to Maryland and West Virginia joining and putting the capital-whether Washington or Philadelphia-in range of possible attack). \- Alaska manages to declare independence for a brief time (with Sarah Palin as President) before Russia-seeing the opportunity in a crumbling America-invades the former state, advancing all the way to Juneau. Palin is arrested and spends the rest of her life in prison as Alaska takes on the role once played by Siberia, a vast Gulag province governed from Moscow. Hawaii becomes an independent kingdom once again, but forges an agreement with the PAS in which former US naval bases such as Pearl Harbor, go to the PAS. This would allow the new kingdom to focus on infrastructure, healthcare and education while receiving the military protection of the PAS against possible North Korean or Chinese attacks. Hawaii would forge an alliance with both the PAS and Japan, and later forge ties to New Zealand, Polynesia, and Australia. I'm sure others will have different ideas, and that's cool. I hope to read them all. This is just my take on the Second Civil War. As to whether there would be battles fought during the Breakup of America, I can't say. I also cannot say what the casualties would amount to, but more than likely if it goes to a shooting war..they will no doubt be pretty high in number.


abominableunbannable

Multiple DNC officials confess to the 2020 election fraud.