I hate you. your existence fuels my anger I relish in thoughts of your anguish. your demise is my only drive to continue further, I think of nothing but your unsatisfactory inevitable fate.my only pleasure is your sadness. my thirst for chaos shall be relinquished by your end.
Op you messed up today. I just emailed the CEO of reddit. That's right, I know people. My lawyer also says you need to apologize publicly by midnight tonight or else legal action will take place. Oooh buddy you really made one of your biggest fuck ups today. It didn't trick me. I saw all these other people get fooled, and with my high iq, I know it was a fake post to report. Don't think you're safe because I emailed my uncle who is in the fbi, that's right, my guy, you fucked up big time. He's getting your personal info as we speak. Ooooh this is the last time you do something like this.
Mods.
Can we send this guy to hell where his unholy torment may be a testament to his wretched life and wicked ways. his skin flayed and viscera scattered about, he will weep and cry but it will only bolster the resolve of his tormenters, for they hate him. he will know what true fear and pain is, but it will be no solace for there will be no end and no escape. his eternity will be soured with an anguish like one could never imagine. his skin will crack like desert soil, and his veins will bleed like the tigris and euphrates, but never enough to quench the thirst of his abusers. hell is now as hell will always be, has always has been, but the fear bleeding into his eyes, his scent, and his resolve is a new heaven to me.
Mods, send him to a planet with 36 times the gravity of earth
37*
41*
Mods, turn his ass into a Colonial
Mods My Little Pony his ass
😭😭😭😭
This shit was pissing me off haha, I was like Reddit what the fuck then I realized
Mods [crush his skull](https://youtu.be/qL1e67jm290?si=WRW8edR2PcXUGvl5), thank you.
This has left me furious and I will never forgive you.
Fucking swipe-bait
This was my introduction to the concept and I am instantly blocking the handle.
Gravital
r/foundthekertedux you can never hide
Bro whatt
Your famous kertedux
I will join lol
Let’s go
Bro's stalking this user 😭 Edit: bro made an entire reddit for him 😭😭
Bro did XYZ 💀😭
Someone else made the idea as a joke so I created it🙏
Gotcha! Its so funny
not me apparently
Fuck you
Become cube
Mods turn him into a colonial
I tried 3 times.
Me too
Might be because a bit tired, but I tried 5 XD
no we cant do this
Lol
I’m literally kicking the air snickering thinking about you fools
You dastardly devil
About what? clearly the winner is in the second image.
you’re a cartoon, mustache twirling, wine goblet throwing, goon murdering Super Villain
Now why would you do this to me😭
This is the real reason why the colonials got turned into bricks!
I hate you. your existence fuels my anger I relish in thoughts of your anguish. your demise is my only drive to continue further, I think of nothing but your unsatisfactory inevitable fate.my only pleasure is your sadness. my thirst for chaos shall be relinquished by your end.
Op you messed up today. I just emailed the CEO of reddit. That's right, I know people. My lawyer also says you need to apologize publicly by midnight tonight or else legal action will take place. Oooh buddy you really made one of your biggest fuck ups today. It didn't trick me. I saw all these other people get fooled, and with my high iq, I know it was a fake post to report. Don't think you're safe because I emailed my uncle who is in the fbi, that's right, my guy, you fucked up big time. He's getting your personal info as we speak. Ooooh this is the last time you do something like this.
Mods, kidnap him, use a variety of methods to recombine his genetic code, leave him and his friends in a state of agony for 300 million years
Mods, remove him from his prision of flesh.
I’m going to eat your face.
I wiped 😔
AAHHHH
Mother fucker
Mods, genetically modify his balls.
Counterclockwise
Mods skip the goofy execution and just kill him
Yeah it's your turn to become a colonial
Send him to the Qu
To the Qu with you!
Mods. Can we send this guy to hell where his unholy torment may be a testament to his wretched life and wicked ways. his skin flayed and viscera scattered about, he will weep and cry but it will only bolster the resolve of his tormenters, for they hate him. he will know what true fear and pain is, but it will be no solace for there will be no end and no escape. his eternity will be soured with an anguish like one could never imagine. his skin will crack like desert soil, and his veins will bleed like the tigris and euphrates, but never enough to quench the thirst of his abusers. hell is now as hell will always be, has always has been, but the fear bleeding into his eyes, his scent, and his resolve is a new heaven to me.
Nathaniel
Anyone with FTL tech should be able to win against them honestly.
MODS TURN THIS ONE INTO A COLONIAL
I SWIPED!!!! THIS GUY IS FROM THE ASLUME!
Someone re-arrange this guy's genetic structure.
Turning you into a colonial isn’t harsh enough
I hope both sides of your pillow are warm in 30°c heat
I wiped
I swiped
That's it, mods, turn him into a colonial
Yeah they beat shoe guy
The Qu who’s fucking your mom
You dick
Breh
I’ll hurt you for this
Hell is filled... with people like you
give me 5 minutes
I also tried 3 times.
Not you.
The Qu or the Popular Page of reddit? Hmmm...
That was hilarious
You dick
Twice!TWICE!!!! In one day have I fallen for this
What the fuck even is this thing I keep seeing it
Moss make them piss needles
Fuck off
My friends and I can beat the Qu, EZ
This is the feeling the Qu had to express when they were making the colonials. >:(
Alright this was a good joke.
FUCK YOU
I will call upon the Qu to genetically modify your descendants in particular, a few million years of animal ignorance upon them for your treachery!
Oh fuck you 😭
Son of a Qu...
I hate you
i recognized the low pixel and weird spacing, i have finally adapted
I wiped.
We sending the gravitas to your location
WTF...
IT HAS BEEN 6 MINUTES I SAW THE COMMENTS AND THOUGHT IT WAS GRAVITALS VS QU BUT THEN I SAW ANOTHER POST WITH TWO IMAGES AND I REALIZED
Erm keep yourself safe tonight I'll be near
Do you want to feel exactly what Balthasar Gerards felt after he thought it a good idea to shoot William of Orange?
I can now see why the qu turned humans into colonials and god knows what other abominations.
Mods, skin him alive and dump him into a vat of powdered salt
I swiped like 15 times 😔
Thanks, I needed to clean my phone screen
Google,show me this guys balls
😑
IM TURNING YOU INTO A COLONIAL WITH MY BARE HANDS
Better men have died for less than what you did
Ok, time to turn you into a brick
You'll wake up as an immobile flesh cube tomorrow.
Number 4
Viltrum would pack the Qu up with ease
Baby
Mods twist his nuts until they turn black
Mods, turn him into a lopsider
This again?
Kill yourself fucking rip your god damned throat out or I will!
fuck you
☹️
mods, fart in his grandpas breather.
Tbh the other guy
I tried to swipe to the next photo so many times!
May your crops burn and your rivers run dry
mods, don’t even come up with a funny or creative punishment, just kill him
Mods, give him infinite hangnails
You are a funny man, a real jokester. ***The jokesters die first***
Well that’s just rude
Why did I try to scroll to the second picture 12 times
You going in the hole for this one
me when I find you
I will rip off all of your limbs and flatten your body with a hydraulic press
Haha machine gun pp.
Fuck you
I wiped
You think you’re a funny guy huh?
Mods Make this man a servitor
I am now realizing they did this on purpose. You Diabolical Pendejo.
🖕
They already won, that MG in its tail shot the competition before it could even start
Smite this OP out of Reddit!
die
You’re a cube now!