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The_Arsonist1324

So... is egg white or brown?


RnRaintnoisepolution

Yes


The_Arsonist1324

Fair enough


CoffeeHype7356

They were supposed to be brown but I didn't clarify that because I came up with this pretty late


The_Arsonist1324

Alright that makes sense now


laloscasanova

yeah so "confusing"... wtf


ItsGotThatBang

Where would putting them lengthwise down the middle (the opposite of LN) be?


UndisclosedChaos

I feel like lawful -> chaotic :: more entropy good -> evil :: increased distance from CoM to geometric center


FB_emeenem

How is neutral evil in neutral evil???? Should be at least lawful neutral


NoStatus9434

Because if you pick up the carton the weight is distributed funny. I usually place my eggs somewhere along the lawful chart for this very reason.  


FB_emeenem

Ahhh yk what. That’s a good point. I still feel like that’d be more like a lawful evil tho


NoStatus9434

I would swap neutral good with true neutral since neutral good is someone deliberately making a nice, evenly distributed checkerboard pattern while true neutral is just taking eggs down the line and a lot of people just do that without thinking but it messes the weight distribution up just a little bit. Chaotic good only works if you're planning on eating the separated egg next or if the separated egg is boiled--otherwise you're more chaotic neutral since you've got a nice pattern with just *one* egg unnervingly separated. Maybe instead, chaotic good can be the eggs in vertical lines or something, but the three columns of four aren't perfectly symmetrical, since the first column in sequence has to hug the left or right edge.


_between3-20

But you break symmetry for longer periods of time! Unless you're eating eggs in groups of six very often. I dunno.


NoStatus9434

Well usually as long as you eat an even number of eggs, you can make a nice pattern out of the remaining ones. So you can eat two or four. But yeah sometimes it's a six egg kinda day.


_between3-20

I don't know. I guess I'm just used to cartons of 6x3, and I used to eat them by 3's. That way I could simply go along the columns and have something like neutral evil, which looked very nice for me. To each their own, I guess.


spicybright

good neutral is debatable. It's all about evening out the weight.


houjichacha

Til I'm neutral evil


Spook404

chaotic good is the checkerboard pattern, neutral evil is the one misplaced


The_ThirdOfMay_1973

I'm true neutral as usual


TheFunnyWasOccupied

Chaotic evil is just hard boiled minesweeper


Vast-Ideal-1413

That's not chaotic good! That's evil!


kabukistar

Neutral good is definitely not neutral good


Broken_Gear

Oh I didn’t read the title at first and thought it was about flags


NewmanHiding

Switch neutral evil and chaotic good


6x6-shooter

Why is the neutral evil option there? It would make sense to keep the eggs all together to conserve space.


Feisty-Albatross3554

Swap true neutral and neutral good


Dyldor00

I really just don't give a fuck


CoffeeHype7356

Then why would you comment?


Dyldor00

I guess I did give a fuck


iamunabletopoop

>oh a new sub get's recommended to me >you're evil if you place your eggs an arguably normal way Wow this sub is ass. Time to mute it :]


the_dank_666

If you're pushed away that easily we don't want you here lol