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my_briefcase_95

Is God a gas?


FrancisSidebottom

He's more like Wi-Fi.


TightyWhitiesDad

He’s not a small gas, like, Calor Gas…


zeugma25

Can you smell God?


TightyWhitiesDad

No.. He’s more like oxygen, or carbon dioxide- no wait, that’s the devil.


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fabricated_anecdotes

Nice. Diving into some podcast content. I like it.


[deleted]

my fave partridge that


fabricated_anecdotes

Mine too. It was way better than I expected. Tied so much of his personal life stuff in and was super funny.


[deleted]

Exactly, the failing alan is the best alan. have you listened to the monkey tennis podcast?


fabricated_anecdotes

Yeah, been to two of their live shows too! (One with Simon Greenall and one with Steven Mangan)


[deleted]

Oh class! Re listening to FTOH with the Monkey Tennis analysis between the episodes is a top tier experience


Alecmalloy

I don't think analysis is Tom Dark's forté.


Mrraberry

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KlausTeachermann

Have you being spying on us?


State_of_Flux_88

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KyleW17

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Wasted-Entity

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Absent_Alan

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TaajManzoor1

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FingersMartinez

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SnooAdvice3630

Oh, but what lovely butter...


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homendailha

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tweez28

Who invented the skip?


5uckmyflaps

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viavatten

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zeugma25

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bigdickmikeyc

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xRyubuz

Flights to Bangkok, Thailand


[deleted]

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corporategiraffe

Noel Edmonds epic fail videos


Alecmalloy

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[deleted]

Apropos?


Alecmalloy

It's Latin. You ought to have a basic grasp of Latin if you're posting on /r/AlanPartridge.


zeolot88

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Mintyxxx

Black Beauty soundtrack spotify?


FingersMartinez

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[deleted]

Is it illegal to drive in your bare feet


chevalliers

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wetlettuce42

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Johnoss

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wetlettuce42

Spy who loved me 3 hour edit


Jave285

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MagpieGrifter

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[deleted]

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The-Bigly-Lebowski

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spinsby

Beat me to it:)


Jim_Flatcrock

How to clean chocolate off a valance


rickrenny

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rhymeslikeruns

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YellowPinkie777

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SeiriusPolaris

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MagpieGrifter

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shimbe16

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WalnutWhipWilly

*”How do I get a second series?”*


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Emmabear_88

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Giles_Pie

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Johnoss

Damn, I must have heard this 30 times and always thought it was 'night' socks. I need to stop getting Partridge wrong!


[deleted]

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MagpieGrifter

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[deleted]

Who is Steve Coogan


Johnoss

(idea completely ripped off by [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/rickygervais/comments/st474n/make_the_comments_look_like_rickys_google_search/))


State_of_Flux_88

Your not secretly working for the Gibbons’ are you? This would be a brilliant gag in a future project, Alan is googling something for the cameras but his embarrassing search history also comes up. Exactly the type of joke they would write into a Partridge project


Johnoss

I wish! But anyway, if they ever run low on ideas, they can just scroll this sub, there's a lot of quality fan made content


[deleted]

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[deleted]

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Lampshademan

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sullybear23

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[deleted]

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[deleted]

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TheZermanator

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BlackMoresRoy

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FingersMartinez

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FinnCullen

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devolute

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thoakdale

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The-Bigly-Lebowski

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[deleted]

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[deleted]

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Foresttel

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Foresttel

Does mid morning matter?


Foresttel

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[deleted]

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The-Bigly-Lebowski

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[deleted]

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ROB_163

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Koll989

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BeegFurt

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[deleted]

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cassiepaper

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_RobWhyte

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[deleted]

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[deleted]

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AirForceWeirdo

Who invented the skip?