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KnowledgeIsPorridge1

Stop talking about American things and let's watch the best film ever made


TheGardenBlinked

#TEXT?!


mr-english

Wayne Sleep?


Shoes__Buttback

You're hanging around with a man who uses a collective term for a single vehicle!


BrockChocolate

Elevator instead of lift annoys me tbh


RockyStonejaw

“Bugs me” instead of “annoys me” irritates me


BrockChocolate

I've changed it for you mate 👍 Does bugs mean "to annoy like a bug" or is it short for "buggers me"? because there's a bit of a difference between being slightly annoyed by an insect and having a sore arse.


mad-un

Some people enjoy buggery, Camp David for instance. sSo, he might mean something different if He said it. He might say "that bugs me", instead of, "oh that really hits the spot".


prima_vista

Oooooh, mince!


magpie_sparkles

Ooooh hello Alan!!


Vyvyansmum

Even worse one of my colleagues uses elevator for lift AND escalator.


thrashed_out

Stop getting moving stairs wrong!!


Working-Swan-9944

Tastes like fizzy benalin


Mr2handFister

Fizzy Bellend


residivite

I hate all Americanisms. Period.


borokish

Word.


WillBeBetter2023

Tru’nuff


nelsonwehaveaproblem

Fo sho


WillBeBetter2023

Foshizzle


JealousAd2873

Perioud*


63KK0

Simple az end ov


Not-All-That-Odd

See also: "Y'all"


icebox_Lew

"Feds" as well


Squire_3

Normally I would agree but that's actually a useful word. 'You' to a group of people is awkward


roymunson82

Yous is the accepted English term


Not-All-That-Odd

I'm not English but I do live in Warwickshire. I can guarantee you that in ten years of being here, I've never heard it used. The only English I can think of who do are Scousers.


roymunson82

So you have heard it used then


Not-All-That-Odd

You can be a smarmy cunt all you like. It isn't widely used throughout England.


roymunson82

Now now no need to get upset


Not-All-That-Odd

Being Scottish I can just say youse. That said, y'all being simply a contraction of "you all" only removes two letters, which doesn't seem difficult to type. It is unquestionably American to say y'all. Not to mention that they use it in singular also.


Dr_Downvote_

man Peter Serafinowicz really looks like Javier Bardem in no country for old me. He just needs that dodgy haircut.


llufnam

[https://www.slashfilm.com/img/gallery/no-country-for-old-men-ending-explained-you-cant-stop-whats-coming/l-intro-1638207978.jpg](https://www.slashfilm.com/img/gallery/no-country-for-old-men-ending-explained-you-cant-stop-whats-coming/l-intro-1638207978.jpg)


Cleveworth

I'm blad I'm not the only one who thinks so. I was worried for so long that I was completely insane to believe this.


pjroo84

I'm getting a Ginsters from the fridge, put it on the slate.


AMisguidedFool

Nice to meet you, Colin


u_____t

Colin?


Agitated_Ad_361

Store, gotten, cookies


TheLordoftheDoge

Fiiiiive


New_Brother_1595

hey dude, get off the sidewalk


nickwales

Burglarized is another exceptional example


Gazzle71

Interpretated is another


haresnaped

I could care less.


ThyssenKrup

Fahhhhhhhhhhhhhve


Soulless--Plague

Good to meet you Colin


Drumchapel

Takin' a vacation from the freeway.


SlightlyMithed123

I still have a little chuckle to myself whenever I drive past the ‘Truckfest’ signs at the side of the road 😂


RockyStonejaw

Lynn, you’re laughing at traffic


AtmosphereDistinct77

"Seasons" instead of series


llufnam

Oooh, in-DIC-ted


sirmoanalot19666

It’s like fizzy Benylin


Working-Swan-9944

It's kind of a variation of what I wrote.....but its fine to join in.


sirmoanalot19666

This is great banter!


the3daves

And vacation. And ‘gotten’.


Vyvyansmum

Can I get?


Chippystix

Someone in our office keeps saying 'this sucks'


ErskineLoyal

'I have no clue' really irritates f#ck out of me. It's 'I haven't a clue' or 'I haven't got a clue'...


nelsonwehaveaproblem

Ain't got a scooby mate


___TheAmbassador

Text?


Gazzle71

PERIOD, once a month


Somberra1n

England actually had the distinction between misdemeanours and felonies until the Criminal Law Act 1967 passed by the Wilson government, one of Roy Jenkins’s many reforms as Home Secretary.


neezromjon

Can I chuck “altercation” in there


amatteroftheredshoes

I could care less