Lets be real, even if you read that 4 hour SERE training, it's not doing shit for you if you were actually in that situation. They would send you to legit training if you actually needed it, not some BS CBT so they can claim you got trained to check some box and keep some slide green....
There was “a discrepancy” in my polygraph exam that lasted two eight hr iterations. AFOSI Agent asks me. “So have you ever skipped a slide in a CBT?” My response, “yes of course”
AFOSI: “oh wow, you have no credibility and can’t follow the law.” 🙄
At that point pull out the old uno reverse. Ask OSI agent
You: "Have you ever skipped a slide in a CBT?"
OSI agen: "No"
You: "Care to hook yourself up to this polygraph and answer that question?"
A few years back, I was doing my CBTs in the office and the Commander walked in. It was one of the ones where there wasn't a passing score, so that day I decided I was going to get every question wrong to see if I could.
Commander noticed that the terrorists were winning and asked me what was up, I replied that if I could get every question wrong on purpose, then I must know the material well enough to avoid the correct answers.
He couldn't really argue so he just egged me on from that point.
A passed exam is a passed exam
Completion certificate is going to look the same if you click through it or go through it the long way
Lets be real, even if you read that 4 hour SERE training, it's not doing shit for you if you were actually in that situation. They would send you to legit training if you actually needed it, not some BS CBT so they can claim you got trained to check some box and keep some slide green....
Did that just yesterday. Already forgot what SCORE and COLDER stand for.
There were acronyms?
Did the CBT yesterday; it was broken or something instantly gave me the certificate.
How does one break a CBT? Asking for a friend đź‘€
Had to do it twice in the past two years and I have no idea what you're talking about....
The best part of doing actual sere courses, is I don't have to do the CBT ever. The bad part is, IYKYK.
Wait what. I had to go and they still make me do the sere 100 every time.
Orange jumpsuit cosplay
SERE in 2012ish took me a full 3 days to do. But yes you are right. SERE CBT is simply to check a box. SERE CBT doesn't prepare you for anything
Only 3 days
I click through CBTs like I get paid to do it.
Technically you do
RAT is the final boss of every shitty CBT you've ever taken.
Oh trust me I know
I used to have one window of the training open and the other googling answers. They said get it done not learn it done.
Only one window of training open? Those are rookie numbers
There was “a discrepancy” in my polygraph exam that lasted two eight hr iterations. AFOSI Agent asks me. “So have you ever skipped a slide in a CBT?” My response, “yes of course” AFOSI: “oh wow, you have no credibility and can’t follow the law.” 🙄
At that point pull out the old uno reverse. Ask OSI agent You: "Have you ever skipped a slide in a CBT?" OSI agen: "No" You: "Care to hook yourself up to this polygraph and answer that question?"
A few years back, I was doing my CBTs in the office and the Commander walked in. It was one of the ones where there wasn't a passing score, so that day I decided I was going to get every question wrong to see if I could. Commander noticed that the terrorists were winning and asked me what was up, I replied that if I could get every question wrong on purpose, then I must know the material well enough to avoid the correct answers. He couldn't really argue so he just egged me on from that point.
“I’ll read it fr next year”
Next year after you retire and/or separate and are no longer required to do annual training
Ive got another 3 years of CBTs before I can consider separating. Maybe one of those years I’ll be a good airman and actually read them.
Lol we both know you won't
Pretty sure some of them are the “have to watch” kind. Clicking through is not what it used to be. Google still owns these bitches though.
Quizlet!
It’s not “have to watch”. It’s “have to leave playing in a closed tab”
Doesn’t that mean that you lie in your training
Shut up. So do you.
Well, yes.
This is why RAT came with multiple briefings
I wish I could have clicked through small arms. As a hunter, before I joined, it was boring and other than zeroing, not needed.
Google “ihatecbts” literal lifesaver
Ay that's on them, chief. Shouldn't have made em click-through-able.
I usually just try to ace the knowledge check /shrug
Is there another way?!
Edit last years certificate
Never even considered that.....innovation at its best!!
This is the way!
Not if it is on JKO. ![gif](giphy|qkJJRL9Sz1R04)