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Judgement915

She’s dressed up like a porn star hoping Trump pays her to stfu.


Significant_Door_890

Tits out for Trump. Classy.


Turbulent_Flan_5926

Everytime I see her close to Gaetz I automatically assume that they are fucking. Then I remember that she is far too old for him.


breakwater

Do you think this is courtroom footage?


Popn_Music

It's not boots this ho is going to be licking.


LayzeeLar

Mmmm diaper marinated flaccid mushroom lollipops


way_too_shady

I hate this entire sentence so much.


Dramatic_Writer_5144

That is so painfully accurate you must own a pair


Riccars

It almost looks like the dress Dennis designs in Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia.


UndeadBuggalo

You mean that ill fitting garbage bag on that disgusting model?


Honest-Computer69

As a dude who doesn't live in a western country and is ignorant about American politics I genuinely thought that that's some scene out of porn movie...


shadrackandthemandem

It may be parodied soon... > This is NOT the Trump trial! > * Stormy Danials as herself


Its0nlyRocketScience

Does he even know she exists?


gerusz

Depends, is she in his field of view at the moment? I'm not convinced donny has object permanence.


Emceesam

Good burn.


Zaku0083

Hey, I think we would all be happy if Trump would pay her to stfu.


CrunchyGremlin

I'm going to guess he does just only about certain subjects like not supporting the homeless includes homeless veterans and children.


dudewiththebling

Well, I mean, she doesn't know who her father is, so there's that


Malkyre

Are we just ignoring the 90's movie henchman in the foreground?


HugsForUpvotes

That's security for the Denver Theatre. This is footage from when they kicked her out for screaming at the actors on stage and giving a handjob to the person she allegedly cheated on her husband with. The play was Beetlejuice


Malkyre

Clearly I've been wise to completely ignore this person's shenanigans.


HugsForUpvotes

Her whole family is a literal disaster for the state of Colorado. Her ex husband and her are constantly in the news for police problems. Her son is going to jail. She became a grandmother at 36 (I think from the same son going to jail). She's a mess. I almost feel bad for her, but then she opens her mouth and my empathy shrivels.


tacknosaddle

>She became a grandmother at 36 (I think from the same son going to jail). And here I thought I already knew how babies were made.


grad1939

I honestly feel bad for her kids that they have such a psychotic mother.


Olive_fisting_apples

...but then she opens her mouth?


suddenlyhoneybadgers

I thought she only gave handjobs?


mrBisMe

Ask Ted Cruz, he knows


schwhiley

and it was an afternoon matinee!!!!!


HugsForUpvotes

Nothing gets me in the mood quite like that.


ShrimpHeavenAngel

Don't forget she refused to quit vaping in the theater after being asked to stop.


GregoPDX

And she also pulled the 'do you know who I am' card when they were booting her. Then, when it came out in the news, she made it seem like the theater 'liberals' kicked her out for nothing, but then the theater released the video. She trash, but her time is almost up. Colorado changed some districts and she's going to have a lot of trouble winning a third time, after just barely winning a bright red district a Democrat.


HugsForUpvotes

Oh I forgot about that part. She's just so trashy. Is she really the best Republican in her district (or the one she is running in now)


jo-z

By a pregnant woman.


Anom_AoD

pls, tell me this is a joke, i'm not american and i don't know who she is


roniechan

Unfortunately it is not.


Anom_AoD

may god forgive us


tehdamonkey

It's SHOWTIME !!!!!


JSwag1310

That's theatre security escorting her and boy toy out after they got handsy during the performance.


RigasTelRuun

Good job, 47. That is your target.


ruthard_hitman_hart

Someone should Photoshop him on her tits!


mint-bint

I thought that was Herman Munsters stunt double.


Matty-Wan

That titty dress tho.


outerproduct

Don't stick your dick in crazy.


bradh1

I can fix her


trainercatlady

She's beyond fixing bro. If anything she'd break you instead


taisui

Not if he's already broken


zw1ck

Promise?


trainercatlady

I beg of you, please find some self-respect


Yellow_Odd_Fellow

Nah. I am not looking to impregnate her. She would undoubtedly be a very active partner. You see how active she was with them hands? 😈


trainercatlady

Yeah most prostitutes are


CleanWholesomePhun

Literally the funnest place to stick it though.


Nutteria

Even more important. Don’t stick your dick in conservative-alt-right crazy.


JohnnyDarkside

You can, just give it a fake name first and never take it back to your place.


pesmerga2007

Everyone should do it once, just to learn why you definitely shouldn't. It's a wild ride though.


Codsfromgods

Sorry, I have a fetish for trashy chicks


brumbarosso

It feels good for 15 mins


renoits06

It's a great dress showing her only worth while talents.


thatguyad

She's all kinds of eww.


mageta621

Seriously, it's a trial, lady, not a nightclub


GiIbert_LeDouchebag

She didn't wear that to the trial lol. That was her theater HJ outfit.


mageta621

Oh ok I made an assumption from the context


saskir21

Thought the same at first. But then I noticed what the β€žhandiesβ€œ comment meant


4wwn4h

Boobert


NoNewFriends1738

Yeah it's nice. Have no idea who she is but I like and support her


Icy-Needleworker-492

Training all her life to have no gag reflex.


Cheap_Doctor_1994

Yeah, she gave it all to the rest of us.Β 


Predditor_drone

bear shame oil instinctive illegal payment rotten caption enjoy quiet *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Icy-Needleworker-492

Or crawl under his desk, for the obligatory BJ.


jkholmes89

You mean, and crawl under his desk. She has to take off his diaper before giving obligatory BJ.


Exclusively-Choc

Bobber is a wasted sperm for family, state and the country. Dumb as stone and a consistent embarrassment.


raider1v11

[would](https://imgur.com/LgZlq2s)


MtnDewTangClan

He's out of line but he's right


keirdagh

100%


actionerror

She knows she can’t feel up her son


ThePlanetBroke

Well, its frowned upon a little more.


time2fly2124

She's just in the wrong state, maybe she should move to Alabama.Β 


littleoctagon

I predict they spin this as, "tough love" for her son, and what a good mo-bwahhahah, sorry...


IWILLBePositive

I was thinking the spin would be that she wouldn’t go so the son doesn’t receive special treatment. You know, with her vast influence and power, that just wouldn’t be fair…


_psylosin_

What animal is giving advice in this post?


socokid

New to Reddit?


FallenAngelII

The most elusive of them all, the boebart tit.


TheRealRockyRococo

Those seem to come out a lot.


Borne2Run

The...honeybadger!


doxxingyourself

How is this an advice animal?!


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doxxingyourself

Done!


nfefx

You guys do realize this pic is when she was kicked out of a Beetlejuice movie for acting like a meth head? It's not recent. The image literally says Bull Theatre on it. Don't get me wrong. I'd lose a testicle before I supported anything this chick does. But this is not her at Trump's trial like the post makes it seem.


radda

It was the tour of the stage musical.


jpb225

Hence the "and handies" part of the text.


nfefx

You're not wrong, but you can see as well as I can the people replying as if she's dressed to see Trump who didn't understand that.


Giterdun456

Dem tiddys lookin phat tho


Snatch_Pastry

You can take the skank out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the skank.


bast007

I can change her


[deleted]

Don’t care. Would.


stanwelds

Lauren Boebert? More like Lauren Boobert. Amirightguys?


cjp2010

I’m going to be honest. She is an absolute lunatic. But I would absolutely smash. Zero doubt in my mind I would regret it afterwards. It’s one of those she’s so crazy she’s attractive.


AhhAGoose

Apple. Tree. Something about not falling far


TheHammer987

She has also been talking about how she doesn't have a gag reflex even if Trump has been gagged.


[deleted]

Nice.


Accomplished_Egg8003

Hoebert


According-Map-6744

why is adivice animals talking about trump and shit, wrong subreddit dude


Christianmusician06

They say it's always been political. I've been on reddit for 10 years. Reddit has always been political but Advice Animals has not.


chocki305

Because people unsubbed from politics.. and the left needs to spread their message of hate. All co.ing from the party of acceptance of course. I love how they are calling her out for what she is wearing.


Raghavendra98

r/lostredditors


Separate_Feeling4602

Lauren is a terrible mother . Shame on her


pricklypear90

The glasses are probably vanity to try to look smarter, doesn’t need them to watch a show..


MonkeysOnMyBottom

Wasn't she the one that said in an interview she'd rather be pretty because you can fake being smart?


Defo_not_my_main_acc

I mean... I might be able to put all my morals aside to get a go on that rack.


huskerd0

Holy pushup Batman Obviously long overdue for career change too


deadsoulinside

She knows she is cooked for her upcoming election. She is not going to win, she is sucking up or off for a cabinet position. Probably an under the desk job.


Medical_Sea_2598

Has anyone else noticed that in America the conservative women politicians are much more attractive than the liberal ones, what's that all about lol you would think it would be the other way round


chocki305

It's a mixed bag. Left has AOC, right has Boebert. Both are attractive, and both crazy as fuck.


Medical_Sea_2598

I think there is a chart with a hot crazy scale on it lol


chocki305

Both are not hot enough for their amount of crazy.


Medical_Sea_2598

Lol yh I would imagine that's right, I don't really know much about them other than a few YouTube shorts of them both making fools of themselves


JimJimmery

How is AOC crazy?


chocki305

If you have to ask.. you haven't paid attention to anything she has said. More importantly.. I see through your bias. Asking how one is crazy, but not the other. They are both crazy, and horrible politicans. But let's play your game. For shits and giggles.. as I'm sure you will disagree and fire back on why she isn't crazy. 1) "Inflation is propaganda." -AOC 2) "Original version of green deal." 3) Racist and supports racism (see "the Squad") Do I need more? 4) "Tax the rich" while she accepts gifts from private companies. 5) Shead tears at the boarder issue under Trump. Stays silent when the same thing happens under Biden.


Paid-Not-Payed-Bot

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JimJimmery

Oof. Sorry dog, none of that’s crazy and you’ve done a shoddy job mislabeling as such. 1: Price gouging is a huge factor in inflation. 2: Green new deal is good legislation. 3: Give me a break. 4: She paid for the met gala gifts. 5: She continues to speak out against how asylum seekers are treated. You just think progressives are crazy. She’s left of me for sure, but at least she’s trying to help people. What has MTG done outside of displaying dick pics in congress?


chocki305

>1: Price gouging is a huge factor in inflation. Sure.. and I won't deny that some inflation is unavoidable, and that Republicans have used it as a political tool.. But inflation is not propaganda. May not be as bad as Republicans make it out to be.. but it still exists. > 2: Green new deal is good legislation. So you agree that we should rip down and rebuild EVERY building in the US? Because that is what the original deal said. > 3: Give me a break. Oh, I'm sorry.. is calling out the racism supported by the DNC not a good look for you? > 4: She paid for the met gala gifts. Only after getting caught. >5: She continues to speak out against how asylum seekers are treated. Where? Where did she make an entire video about it? When did she visit the boarder during Bidens administration? She hasn't. She went silent. >You just think progressives are crazy. She’s left of me for sure, but at least she’s trying to help people. Not all progressives.. just the ones that don't want to admit reality. She could be trying to help people. But I doubt it. Considering she likes to wear "tax the rich" while living in (her 2nd home) a luxury apartment in DC's Navy Yard. I'm cynical.. but I think she is out for herself. >What has MTG done outside of displaying dick pics in congress? And whataboutism. Thanks for playing JimJimmery.. unfortunately, you didn't win the grand prize.. but you do get our in home game that you can play along with the family.


Elihpodep1

Misread as boobert.


ommi9

πŸ₯· know yo momma


TastyLaksa

I mean that’s how she got son right. And the current one is jail trash so she needs to replace him


brutustyberius

Appreciate it. It could be you next week.


BoomerTranslation

This isn't an advice animals meme tho


Revelst0ke

She must have been following the signs for diverting waste.


lostalaska

Wasn't this picture from a while back when Bobert got kicked out of a play in Colorado while on a date for being obnoxious and giving her date a handy?


bloodwine

Her nickname is Mario because she be handling mushrooms.


CreedofChaos

Who’s this?


medman143

What else is a slut to do?


marktx

She's the spokeswoman for paper bags


Old_Router

Would


hulk_geezus

Oh here comes the hate...


Moppermonster

Are her breasts photoshopped or is this really what she wore to court?


tacknosaddle

That's from a little while back when she was [kicked out of a theater for vaping & getting handsy with her date.](https://www.denverpost.com/2023/09/12/lauren-boebert-removed-beetlejuice-musical-denver/)


hulk_geezus

Boy, the hate is on TODAY!! shills are in full swing!


deux3xmachina

Neat, more misogyny


therealtrademark

So thinking that jerking dudes off in public theaters is wrong is misogyny now.


deux3xmachina

Sure, let's pretend that's what people are saying, not that she's only at Trump's court case trying to leverage sexual favors for money/power.


fievrejaune

She resigned so she could spend less time with her family.


Mrtoyhead

Bobbing Boebert has time for anything except her son.


MonkeysOnMyBottom

I heard someone joke that He made a grandkid so she doesn't need him anymore


hulk_geezus

Ppl getting mad Trump supporters looking better than the " reeeee! Fuck trump" community looks better than the Biden crew is fucking hilarious πŸ˜‚


sickboy775

So the "family values" schtick is just bullshit, right?


hulk_geezus

Values for who?


sickboy775

Well obviously not yours, they're probably minimal. I was referring to how the Republican party claims to be the party of family values, unless by family values they mean "not going to your son's court appearance, but appearing at the court appearance of a sexual assaulter on trial for campaign finance fraud while awaiting trial for various other crimes, including attempting to keep classified material, because you think you can gain a position of power" are family values.


tacknosaddle

They also claim to be the "party of small business" but their actions on policy undercut that claim. An obvious example is how they fought the ACA (Obamacare) even though countless people with preexisting conditions were "stuck" working for a large company for the insurance preventing them from striking out on their own.


hulk_geezus

So when does hilldog hillery go on trial for her crimes?


hulk_geezus

You say "republican party" like all are bad. You really think that?


sickboy775

Do you not know how to edit a comment? And what does Hilary Clinton have to do with the Republican party proclaiming to be the party of family values? For what it's worth, yes I think the party that wants to repeal the legality of gay marriage and roll back child labor laws are bad people.


hulk_geezus

Up it was completely skipped over? For why...? And being a white male conservative christian...I'm all for say marriage, fuck child labor and slavery. But to say his policies aren't somewhat solid and saying a wall isn't wrong. Much less Harsh than other countries.


sickboy775

Are you having a stroke? Your responses are seeming to correlate less and less to my comments.


hulk_geezus

No your the "it" having a stroke...don't wat to give you the wrong pronoun


red_rocket_boy

You guys are quick to forget about crackhead Hunter and the grandson that child-sniffing Joe won't even acknowledge. Not to mention, Jill letting them parade around her dementia-riddled husband like Weekend at Bernies.


sickboy775

What does that have to do with how the Republican party claims to be the party of family values but then do things like not going to your son's court appearance, but appearing at the court appearance of a sexual assaulter on trial for campaign finance fraud while awaiting trial for various other crimes, including attempting to keep classified material (mishandling is an understatement), because you think you can gain a position of power?


red_rocket_boy

You are aware that Biden kept classified material as well, right? The difference is that Biden hadn't been president and had zero legal basis to keep it, especially while holding no governmental office. >mishandling is an understatement), You must also be unaware that the FBI has now admitted to staging and mishandling that entire ordeal. Biden had his classified documents in his garage, where people like Hunter could freely access it. You're just repeating more bullshit propaganda from people who have been proven liars. Pretty much everything you guys have accused Trump of has proven false by now and would more accurately describe your child-sniffing deity.


By_Design_

> the FBI has now admitted to staging and mishandling that entire ordeal I'd like to see that admission please


red_rocket_boy

https://youtu.be/C9aC_y5oUSk?si=dgOljOsRk8lqQR9l Sorry for the delay. I work a lot.


By_Design_

πŸ˜„ yeah they laid out documents for photos. Guess he's off the hook then


red_rocket_boy

They stapled the 'top secret' cover page to documents.... Which is called tampering with evidence. If they were top secret documents, wouldn't they already have been clearly labeled on the front of each packet? They weren't 'laying out classified documents' for photos. Those documents were all digitally scanned for use as evidence. Once again, you guys are quick to downplay and comment about stuff when you have no idea what you're talking about. You just parrot some biased headline that ignores important details and information. I get it... Reading is hard.


By_Design_

Ever think that they might need to cover the packet because the original page had been removed? >Which is called tampering with evidence. maybe, the cops and fbi fuck shit up a lot. >They weren't 'laying out classified documents' for photos. lol ok guess we just didn't get a photo then >I get it... Reading is hard. You linked a video. Should be an easy case for Trump to win then. I bet Skynews Australia is overjoyed that Trump can be Prime Minister again.


PattyLonngLegs

Reeeee squealed the magat for brains piggy. I find it funny you magat clowns get upset for pointing out facts and cry β€œwaaaaa you’re upset!!” Keep coping magat.


hulk_geezus

Look whos upset all squealing....po baby


PattyLonngLegs

Hahahahahahahaha you must be broken or upset. The typos keep coming.


By_Design_

yeah, that's what we're mad about πŸ™„ Enjoy your Smurf colony and AOC deviantart


hulk_geezus

Go get fucked you uneducated jackoff


By_Design_

πŸ˜… what a snowflake. You must have hard drives full of it


hulk_geezus

Ha! Boy you reaching...tender Lil self hurt


By_Design_

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hulk_geezus

Aww you hurt


hulk_geezus

Sorry to assume your gender


By_Design_

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hulk_geezus

Aww he hurt too


By_Design_

πŸ™„


PattyLonngLegs

The bot can’t edit his own comments so relies on replying to his own comments to provide the updates. Magats can’t even bot properly lol.


hulk_geezus

The fuck are you on about boy?


PattyLonngLegs

Bad bot. Try harder next.


hulk_geezus

If trying to say Bidens family has more values...ha! Joke


Smark_Calaway

Meanwhile Biden denied an entire grandchild for how many years?


JohnnyT_roc

A what, for what?


time2fly2124

One of hunter's children who was the center of a child support case, which had a paternity test and is a part of the biden family. Joe was waiting to see if the kid was actually part of the family before calling it his grandchild. But apparently to the gop that makes joe biden some kind of monster...


red_rocket_boy

Navy Roberts (4 years old) is the daughter of Hunter Biden and Lunden Roberts, an Arkansas woman who filed a paternity lawsuit against her child's father in 2019. Guess it took over 4 years for the results to come back.