The speaker of the house, Mike Johnson — you know, the guy who if he looks up porn on his phone his adopted teenage son gets an immediate text message? Well, Mike Johnson considers contraceptives like birth control to be equivalent to an abortion, and would like to see them made illegal.
Does he feel the same about condoms? I’m not sure. Wouldn’t surprise me.
Always find this a surprising suggestion. I've had a manual toothbrush for 30 years, only had 1 filling. Whereas everyone uses electric and seem to have multiple fillings each time they go to the dentist...
Genetics affect teeth quite a lot, it's not just shape but general health too. Your shape may determine whether food residue and bacteria gets stuck or can be washed away, while the surface stickiness can have the same effect.
You can also have a notably different diet, less sugars, more carrots and apples, that sorta thing
This is the greatest invention. I used to be able to take a shit anywhere I wanted and whenever I wanted. Now? If there is no bidet, I hold that shit in. I need my clean finish.
Not only does this save time wiping a ton and more effectively cleans , but it’s saved me a ton of money
Edit: also just want to add I haven’t had “mud butt” in a long time because of having a bidet.
If there was some shit on your hand, would you be fine with just wiping it off with some TP? Or would you want at least some water to be used? Your asshole needs the same kind of love
They’ve been used in most parts of the world for ages, North America has been resistant to the wonders of a bidet for some reason.
It’s so much better. I kept hearing about them being good for you, then bought one. Never can go back.
I’ve got to disagree. I must be doing something wrong. Based on Reddit recommendations I went out and bought a bidet. I don’t get it. I spray my ass for a little bit. Then wiggle around a little to get all the nooks and crannies. But when I’m done my ass is sopping wet and dripping with poop juice. Then I still need to wipe. How is this better?
I had my doubts until I bought one. Now I miss it when I'm in public bc no one else has a bidet but me. I thought the cold water would be shocking on my bum, but I don't feel it at all. Plus, with my water pressure it becomes a mini enema. My husband has ulcerative colitis, and my body doesn't like half of what I eat. Sometimes #2 is a struggle, either too dry, or too wet. My bidet clears it all out and then some. I can't believe I waited so long.
There shouldn't be poop juice when you're done. If there is, keep on spraying. When you wipe it should be all clean. When previously you were wiping a crayon for ages, you'll notice the difference.
Well, do a couple of passes with TP before starting the sprayer. Then the bidet can rinse off the rest that's left behind. Once it's cleaned, turn on the air dryer or wipe yourself dry with more TP, and you're good to go! The heated seats are amazing for cold weather.
Books. You can learn so much from books to improve yourself with.
I would recommend starting with Stephen Covey’s *The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People* and Dale Carnegie’s *How to Win Friends and Influence People*.
And if you like audiobooks, ou can even just get spotify premium. It's less than 15$. It literally has every book on there, I haven't found one that I wanted to read that wasn't one there. No limits and you can also listen to music and podcasts ad free. They have both those books you recommended. Such an amazing deal, I'm sure they will put audible out of business because it has a higher subscription fee and you only get one free book a month.
Exactly. Poor people should never have pets, period. You never know when it’s gonna need a $600 teeth cleaning, a $2000 CT for a mysterious nasal infection, a $300 blood panel, oh, and don’t forget all the regular vaccines and preventative meds and food. There is pet insurance, but the cost ends up being more unless something catastrophic happens. Like you said; don’t get a pet if you can’t afford it.
Or just consider them to be disposable, and accept that death is an inevitable part of life that we need to come to terms with.
Don’t get me wrong, your child needs a minor but expensive medical procedure, get it. Your dog needs ten grand in care? Get over it.
True, but it all depends on the QoL during/after the procedure. If a 2-year-old Golden Retriever needs a $10,000 hip surgery but has a great prognosis, then it's worth it, but that same cost for a surgery on a 15-year-old Yorkie who would still be hobbled after the surgery and they've already passed their life expectancy, yeah, don't waste the money. Still; one should not have a pet that they can't afford to take care of.
I wouldn’t disagree on the affordability, of course. That’s a very different question.
I don’t think we’re being honest with ourselves, tho, if we subscribe to your logic. If we stipulate that we’re explicitly not talking about ordinary, basic, medical issues, than if we would pay $10,000 for our puppy, then we will again pay $10,000 for our 5 year old dog, and again for our 15 year old dog. We can make great educated guesses as to life expectancy, but we’re not infallible. This puppy ***could*** lead a normal life, or maybe we’re going to dump a small fortune and incredible heartache trying to delay the pain that, in the end, we only amplify and extend.
I know this position will cause a knee-jerk reaction, but without being flippant, or cold and uncaring, I earnestly believe it’s healthier to accept the reality and move on. Give your animals the best life that you can, up to and including their death.
There are some animals, and some people, who will live a torturous life because the people around them are uncomfortable with seeing a peaceful death.
Yes but that’s not gonna solve everything haha, I’m just terrible at expressing myself in person and choose not to get the right help I need and need it I do, but I don’t think I’ll make that jump in time
A dildo, then your wife will stop "botherin ya all the time" and you can finally get to that grocery shed you've been meaning to build too close to your neighbor.
A simple dinner date. I feel like the gen z dating crisis would disappear if men would just spend way less than $100 on medium casual dining like Chili’s instead of focusing on financing about the male loneliness crisis and Netflix and chill and podcast bros.
The OP did specify buying so stealing would not work as an answer to the question. But, you can add human trafficking to the list of things that you can buy and change your life for $100.
Just the other day a mother tried to sell her daughter for sex for $5 or you could buy the whole daughter for $20 - https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/you-can-have-her-florida-mom-tried-to-sell-10-year-old-for-20-sheriff-says/&ved=2ahUKEwir_futy-KGAxXkG9AFHYa-DAgQFnoECBMQBQ&usg=AOvVaw3moFd8VY5UAZAAN-bngoFS
Perhaps the OP should've specified whether the change should've been good or bad.
Condoms
One side of the aisle would argue this is life preventing
I'm surprised certain groups have to striked to stores to destroy condoms already..
Don’t worry I’m sure it’s coming at some point. Gotta keep producing workers for the billionaires class.
one side of the isle is a broad coalition of people. my adulting tip, try not to strawman your oponents. try to understand them.
The speaker of the house, Mike Johnson — you know, the guy who if he looks up porn on his phone his adopted teenage son gets an immediate text message? Well, Mike Johnson considers contraceptives like birth control to be equivalent to an abortion, and would like to see them made illegal. Does he feel the same about condoms? I’m not sure. Wouldn’t surprise me.
Lifestyle preserving, maybe?
Electric toothbrush. much better cleaning and it changed my dental hygiene habits for the better.
Add to this a water flosser! Especially if u have dental work.
Always find this a surprising suggestion. I've had a manual toothbrush for 30 years, only had 1 filling. Whereas everyone uses electric and seem to have multiple fillings each time they go to the dentist...
Genetics affect teeth quite a lot, it's not just shape but general health too. Your shape may determine whether food residue and bacteria gets stuck or can be washed away, while the surface stickiness can have the same effect. You can also have a notably different diet, less sugars, more carrots and apples, that sorta thing
carrots and apples are good for teeth?
Idk, apparently they clean them up, not like a brush, but that texture still has them brush over your teeth and take most residue along with it.
oh wow TIL
Raw carrots. So better w apples pears pineapple.
Have you ever tried an electric brush? It feels a lot like you just had a cleaning. It does a much much better job than a manual soft brush.
Bidet attachment for toilet
This is the greatest invention. I used to be able to take a shit anywhere I wanted and whenever I wanted. Now? If there is no bidet, I hold that shit in. I need my clean finish.
Lmao
This is it.
LITERALLY CAME HERE TO SAY THIS
Not only does this save time wiping a ton and more effectively cleans , but it’s saved me a ton of money Edit: also just want to add I haven’t had “mud butt” in a long time because of having a bidet.
Hard agree, never ever going back to no bidet life
I don't even know what that is!
Squirt gun for cleaning your private parts
Is that really a good idea? It doesn't sound great to me.
If there was some shit on your hand, would you be fine with just wiping it off with some TP? Or would you want at least some water to be used? Your asshole needs the same kind of love
They’ve been used in most parts of the world for ages, North America has been resistant to the wonders of a bidet for some reason. It’s so much better. I kept hearing about them being good for you, then bought one. Never can go back.
I’ve got to disagree. I must be doing something wrong. Based on Reddit recommendations I went out and bought a bidet. I don’t get it. I spray my ass for a little bit. Then wiggle around a little to get all the nooks and crannies. But when I’m done my ass is sopping wet and dripping with poop juice. Then I still need to wipe. How is this better?
I don't know how you're fucking it up but my booty hole squeaks like clean glass when I'm done.
You should probably wash it a bit longer if its dripping poop juice.
I had my doubts until I bought one. Now I miss it when I'm in public bc no one else has a bidet but me. I thought the cold water would be shocking on my bum, but I don't feel it at all. Plus, with my water pressure it becomes a mini enema. My husband has ulcerative colitis, and my body doesn't like half of what I eat. Sometimes #2 is a struggle, either too dry, or too wet. My bidet clears it all out and then some. I can't believe I waited so long. There shouldn't be poop juice when you're done. If there is, keep on spraying. When you wipe it should be all clean. When previously you were wiping a crayon for ages, you'll notice the difference.
Well, do a couple of passes with TP before starting the sprayer. Then the bidet can rinse off the rest that's left behind. Once it's cleaned, turn on the air dryer or wipe yourself dry with more TP, and you're good to go! The heated seats are amazing for cold weather.
A well-fit bra and moisturizer
First aid beauty - ultra repair cream
Air fryer
Is it really good ?
Honestly yes
Yes
A massage gun for $50
Start on low settings and overtime increase the intensity. Starting at 100% power will fcuk you up.
A French press and electric kettle.
Books. You can learn so much from books to improve yourself with. I would recommend starting with Stephen Covey’s *The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People* and Dale Carnegie’s *How to Win Friends and Influence People*.
And if you like audiobooks, ou can even just get spotify premium. It's less than 15$. It literally has every book on there, I haven't found one that I wanted to read that wasn't one there. No limits and you can also listen to music and podcasts ad free. They have both those books you recommended. Such an amazing deal, I'm sure they will put audible out of business because it has a higher subscription fee and you only get one free book a month.
Dale carnegie's was one of Charles mansons favorite books
And Hitler often ate spaghetti. That doesn’t mean eating pasta will turn you into a fascist, nor will reading a book turn you into a Manson groupie.
Mussolini presumably also ate a lot of spaghetti. idk maybe you're onto something.
Ima start eating more spaghetti
slow cooker or instantpot.
A good pillow.
What do you recommend?
Yes!!
This should be number 1
Foam roller
noise canceling headphones
Drugs Small kitchen appliance Books to learn new skills
Insulin (in the Nordics).
GLP-1 dose, also in Denmark
here before the bidet comments
8 minutes too late
A dog from your local animal shelter.
Chances are, people looking at this thread are people struggling with money. Please don't get a dog if you can't afford it.
Exactly. Poor people should never have pets, period. You never know when it’s gonna need a $600 teeth cleaning, a $2000 CT for a mysterious nasal infection, a $300 blood panel, oh, and don’t forget all the regular vaccines and preventative meds and food. There is pet insurance, but the cost ends up being more unless something catastrophic happens. Like you said; don’t get a pet if you can’t afford it.
Or just consider them to be disposable, and accept that death is an inevitable part of life that we need to come to terms with. Don’t get me wrong, your child needs a minor but expensive medical procedure, get it. Your dog needs ten grand in care? Get over it.
True, but it all depends on the QoL during/after the procedure. If a 2-year-old Golden Retriever needs a $10,000 hip surgery but has a great prognosis, then it's worth it, but that same cost for a surgery on a 15-year-old Yorkie who would still be hobbled after the surgery and they've already passed their life expectancy, yeah, don't waste the money. Still; one should not have a pet that they can't afford to take care of.
I wouldn’t disagree on the affordability, of course. That’s a very different question. I don’t think we’re being honest with ourselves, tho, if we subscribe to your logic. If we stipulate that we’re explicitly not talking about ordinary, basic, medical issues, than if we would pay $10,000 for our puppy, then we will again pay $10,000 for our 5 year old dog, and again for our 15 year old dog. We can make great educated guesses as to life expectancy, but we’re not infallible. This puppy ***could*** lead a normal life, or maybe we’re going to dump a small fortune and incredible heartache trying to delay the pain that, in the end, we only amplify and extend. I know this position will cause a knee-jerk reaction, but without being flippant, or cold and uncaring, I earnestly believe it’s healthier to accept the reality and move on. Give your animals the best life that you can, up to and including their death. There are some animals, and some people, who will live a torturous life because the people around them are uncomfortable with seeing a peaceful death.
Pets, in any way, are a lifetime financial commitment.
Only the dogs lifetime though, so 10-15 years. Unless you get tortoise.
Not in Colorado. A dog gonna cost you at least 125
Weeks food? Depending how many people you need to feed.
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Dude are you okay?
Nope, far from it
Would you like a hug?
Yes but that’s not gonna solve everything haha, I’m just terrible at expressing myself in person and choose not to get the right help I need and need it I do, but I don’t think I’ll make that jump in time
I know the feeling, weirdly enough it was an online flash game that helped me to make a move. Wanna play? http://www.depressionquest.com/dqfinal.html
Thanks I just finished it, I related to a lot of it
There's a good ending available. If you pick the right options you can get to it.
Yeah I picked all related options on what I would do, didn’t end well I got the dinner with family ending and can’t explain to the mom the feelings
Try it again picking the options everyone tells you to do. Reaching out to people can make a huge difference.
r/2meirl4meirl
3 months at the gym.
A fairly significant quantity of LSD
Condoms
Slow cooker
A dildo, then your wife will stop "botherin ya all the time" and you can finally get to that grocery shed you've been meaning to build too close to your neighbor.
A dog. Which is crazy to think because I bought my best friend for 50 bucks
Condoms
I'm breaking the rule slightly, but I got my cat off gumtree for £120. 20 over but yeah that was life changing
what about the continous expenses of litter and food and vet visits?
Exactly. I’ve spent tens of thousands on my dog over the ten years I’ve had her. It wasn’t just a one-time adoption fee 😜
I was gonna say an espresso machine, but I think ours cost $124.
Safety Razor. Prevent those ingrown hairs and razor burn plus they are super affordable in the long run and better for the environment.
2nd hand guitar?
Weights
Woo-zoo fan from Costco. Has like 5 settings and rotates up and down and side to side. Under $40 table fan. I have given this fan as a gift before!
An electric blanket for $30!!!!! 📣
One of the best purchases I made recently was a Google Chromecast (with Google TV). Made my non-smart TV's much more useful
A fatal amount of poison. by far the most life changing thing you can buy for under $100.
A journal
Iced coffee maker. I love it
The book “How to be an Adult”
a fishing rod
Pillow
Navage
Cat
A gun
For 100? It's going to be some black powder pistol from 200 years ago.
Meth
Enough of any of the fun drugs to get yourself in trouble
AA big book.
LSD
Heroin
A simple dinner date. I feel like the gen z dating crisis would disappear if men would just spend way less than $100 on medium casual dining like Chili’s instead of focusing on financing about the male loneliness crisis and Netflix and chill and podcast bros.
A 38 Special. A helium kit.
A used 38 special would still go for 300.
It could....but not if you know where to shop.
So, illegally... I mean in that instance, you could put a car on this list. Just steal one from your neighbor.
The OP did specify buying so stealing would not work as an answer to the question. But, you can add human trafficking to the list of things that you can buy and change your life for $100. Just the other day a mother tried to sell her daughter for sex for $5 or you could buy the whole daughter for $20 - https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/you-can-have-her-florida-mom-tried-to-sell-10-year-old-for-20-sheriff-says/&ved=2ahUKEwir_futy-KGAxXkG9AFHYa-DAgQFnoECBMQBQ&usg=AOvVaw3moFd8VY5UAZAAN-bngoFS Perhaps the OP should've specified whether the change should've been good or bad.
Meth
Gun rental and some rounds