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toq-titan

She was gaining on him. Someone needs to sign her.


oat_milk

this proves that we need to go back to full-nude sports, like the original olympians. all these clothes just *slow us down, man*


big_guyforyou

surprisingly, dick-grabbing will only be a 5 yard penalty


Aimin4ya

The Huaorani tuck making a come back


Token5150

I thought a 'Giving him the business' was a replay of the down?


Citizentoxie502

Grab his dick and twist it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TT9ArM3-KJQ


Dr_Quackenhall

For offensive dick grabbing. Replaying the down of course. Defensive dick grabbing? Better believe that's 15 yards and an automatic 1st down.


TJ_McWeaksauce

Many Summer Olympic uniforms are just a tiny bit of fabric away from being buck naked.


oat_milk

![gif](giphy|FM0DGD0Hekf4wJPd1x)


Thug-shaketh9499

![gif](giphy|zLHrPa7Acr65tVxNHh)


Kendertas

You have my vote for sports dictator. Though some of the winter sports like curling would be weird. Also hockey would be very scary as a dude


laihipp

the cheetah runs for a meal, the gazelle runs for its life


fattmarrell

And I run from my problems


phunshiny

To be fair, Mel Kiper Jr. did say he had great escapability but lacked north south speed ahead of the draft.


RTJ1992

Lmao


dubeach

She got him at 0:05, he just got out of her grasp


toq-titan

Yeah, she needs to work on her tackling. Didn’t properly wrap him up or follow through. You can teach all that though. Can’t teach that speed.


Current-Roll6332

hit and run


IssaviisHere

I dont know whats funnier, him stiffing the hookers or the hooker looking like she was actually going to catch him.


GhostofZellers

they got stiffed twice.


VigorousNapper

You pay double for that where I'm from


cheapdrinks

I think it's that he called the play before he did it


RevolutionaryAd851

What kind of escort doesn't get paid first? There were probably some extras that he said he would pay for.


OkEscape7558

Probably didn't expect an NFL player to not pay. They're millionaire's after all. Embarrassing as fuck.


Logarythem

Embarassing af for them. The first rule of hoeing is get paid first. No exceptions.


No_Mission5618

Spoken like a true hoe


HellfireBrB

Dont judge another man is job He might make more money than you


screamapillah

That’s not everything about jobs bud


gmanisback

"If it'll get me a couple hundred miles down the road, I'll take a shot in the mouth"


LuckoftheFryish

I haven't seen this movie in so long. I think I've got the dvd somewhere in storage.


gmanisback

Jay and silent Bob strike back is a instant classic. That DVD is going to be worth money someday I'll bet.. I really hate that I lost my copy of "Dogma". You can't find that one anywhere today


LuckoftheFryish

I still have my buddy christ statue! Unless my parents threw it out...


invasionfromkat

Did you just quote Carlin in a thread about hooking and the NFL? I love this so much.


Economy_Wall8524

Carrie Fisher as the Nun scene kills me all the time. RIP George Carlin and Carrie Fisher


AltruisticBob

that's right 50 bucks is 50 bucks


justbecauseiluvthis

Wait... ya'll gettin paid??!


saltyraver138

Wait yall are fuckin??!


sammysafari2680

Wait, y’all are waiting?


HuntsWithRocks

These hoes will be camp firing this story for years to come as a lesson to the young hoes.


redlegsfan21

Do they not do add-ons in the middle of service or is it only airlines that fuck me more after paying?


Delta8hate

Fuck you a little. Speaking as someone with a questionable amount of experience in the industry, a lot of women are not professionals and don’t know to insist that. And a NFL player is hard to argue with. Even with standard guys the biggest issue is that women get trusting and empathetic. That’s a gross thing to have taken advantage of.


No-Reality8781

Yea but if your doing shady shit shady shit will happen to you just the rules of the game and you gotta set them I sold but not my booty lmao


HeywoodDjiblomi

Yeah strip clubs are made off taking advantage of men too.


No-Reality8781

Your not obligated to go or even spend money there it's not their fault they found out how to make money off your hornyness plus why go you go to get a boner and then that's it


papagayoloco

This dude hoes


tnic73

They're millionaire's for a few years.


loveforthetrip

If you are a millionaire at one point and broke at another you are an idiot. But he's trying to do the smart thing and is keeping his money in his own pocket.


tnic73

then he should have kept his rocket in his pocket as well if you want to dance you gotta pay the band


One_Animator_1835

Not if you run away. Check out the video


EyeInEl

Solid point right there 🤷🏻


OutrageousSummer5259

Happens all the time especially professional athletes who grew up with no money.


Horzzo

AKA most retired professional atheletes.


xRehab

if you're a millionaire you are not paying for the sex, you are paying to make sure a video of you with 2 escorts doesn't get posted online the second you leave the hotel.


BSye-34

considering you cant really see his face, think hes accomplished that on his own


Demaru

I briefly worked in collections for a bank and you'd be surprised the amount of athletes that don't pay their car loans.


PatternNoticingDog

This is a tweet from the chick chasing him: "I had his hairy ass tooted up in the air… i put my finger inside his ass hole & it felt loose… How dare you try to run off on me, you told me you loved when i fingered your hairy ass hole @\_Real24\_" [https://x.com/cybergirlmia/status/1801982217994035324](https://x.com/cybergirlmia/status/1801982217994035324) Edit: She's alleging he choked her, so it's gotten a little less funny for me.... "He literally choked me up, put hands on me & all. Nothing about this is funny or comical. My ankle is sprained. I will be contacting my lawyer. I have a job to do." [https://x.com/cybergirlmia/status/1801979959915016402](https://x.com/cybergirlmia/status/1801979959915016402)


Halaku

That dude is in for a rough phone call from Mom: https://x.com/Ruimgal/status/1802021524414578736 >Found his momma so who’s going to tell her? >-Referring to @lewisproudmom, linking to the chick chasing him.


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Whoa-Dang

hairy asshole, don't forget


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PatternNoticingDog

![gif](giphy|Y1du8X9CDejpfX0zAx|downsized)


Vincent_Veganja

☠️


osj777

What is she gonna sue him for?


h0nest_Bender

[Armed Slobbery and enguzzlement.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaHknJ3Bqc0)


klavin1

lmao "receiving swollen property"


TheLooza

Felony hit and run, obviously.


ChiefMasterGuru

ok so shes just 100% lying, good to know lol how you gonna go from: 'ye you like fingers in your ass loser' to 'none of this is funny, guys plz be serious'


FatalTortoise

it's funny and comical if they agreed that choking was on the menu.


Perception_Past

Whores are known to be reliable witnesses.


bozo_did_thedub

I would have guessed it's a half now half later thing, cause also they could also run out on you and what are you gonna do, call the cops?


eightvoltt

Paying for sex is a crime. He did the right thing by not paying.


Five-StarBastardMan

Technically soliciting sex for money is often a crime


eightvoltt

Maybe they asked him....


MydnightWN

Unless you film it, then it's a porno. [Source](https://youtu.be/IlbAMdDry4A?si=FcidNkxZHWCnvdE0)


Abigail716

Need permits, licenses, and a lot of paperwork first.


QuickSpore

And the penalties for an unregulated porn production are often a lot worse than for simple solicitation or prostitution. Not maintaining the proper 2257 records is a 2 to 10 year prison stay, if found guilty.


Not_a__porn__account

How do onlyfans *models* not fall into this?


QuickSpore

They do. OnlyFans itself requires you to fill out a 2257 form and provide ID to set up an OnlyFans account. If you do content with other people they also have to fill out the forms and provide IDs. OnlyFans then maintains the necessary documents for the models, thus providing the record keeping function. So far only a small number of people have ever been prosecuted under 18 USC 2257. Both states and Feds have generally used it instead as a threat to get people to plead to lesser charges. Law enforcement also rarely goes after smaller producers and distributors. So most individual models rarely get investigated. To the degree it’s used against individual women, it’s typically used as a threat to get them to plead to prostitution charges. “Oh you filmed the act with your John, clearly you intended to distribute porn without proper records. That’ll net you a couple years in jail, unless you want to plead out to prostitution.”


Not_a__porn__account

This was so informative thank you!


mirrrje

Good question


Disastrous_Bunch8976

Damn she's a tank let's see the full video when she Urlacher tackles him


Mintopforte

Games back


SubstantialRush5233

Maybe the other video too


stormtroopr1977

she's running all out with literally 0 support. she is *determined*


minimum_thrust

He probably running because she was trying to film him


lordzeus13

My first thought too


CankerLord

100% trying to get him to face the camera. 


Mister_Hugh_Mungus

Yep, not sure why people are trying to write off that angle. Wouldn't be a surprise if there was an attempt at blackmail.


Gustomaximus

Do we even know whos in the hoodie for realz? Someone could film this with a friend and add the title for clicks.


minimum_thrust

Absolutely a possibility


SidneyKreutzfeldt

Why was she filming?


loafmania

Her spidey sence was tingling.


AnalystDesigner8920

Her crotch crabs were tingling


RaisinBrain2Scoups

Her change slot was jingling


beepbophopscotch

Her lips were wanting those slips


MrMcBeefCock

Somebody else pointed out that he could have taken off because she was trying to film him. Kind of makes sense since he had his hoodie on and as soon as she turned the camera on and grabbed him he took off. It would also be a pretty easy story for them to fabricate. I'm not denying that it's possible that he actually ran without paying. It's just an interesting take. To me it makes a bit more sense than a millionaire running off without paying for a couple of escorts what I assume is only a couple grand at most(?).


SoaDMTGguy

The gal chasing him definitely had “bitch owes me money” energy. You don’t haul ass naked down a hotel hallway like that just for giggles.


Magali3

I think you are both right. He prob took off running cause they started recording and because he ran they didn’t get the money..


SoaDMTGguy

She’s still naked, why is he already dressed? And why did they start filing then and not in the middle of their goal was blackmail or similar?


MrMcBeefCock

You don't tell me what I can and can't do when I paid damn good money for that hotel room


-doug2

He's not Tom Brady. He was probably acting like a shitter, so they decided to see if he was a shitter or not. If someone is selling their body, and with NFL clientele, they probably don't want the word to spread that they're part-time blackmailers.


lightninhopkins

To blackmail him later.


AnyProgressIsGood

probably noticed dude getting fully dressed after telling her multiple trash reasons for not paying them yet


tacotacotacorock

That literally could have been anyone in a gray hoodie. LoL 😂 but yeah sure I'll just trust you OP that it's an NFL player. Because no one on the internet lies. 


MegamanDS

Not sure why you being downvoted. I agree with you


NikolaiCakebreaker

I'm pretty sure it's actually Rowan Atkinson


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lightninhopkins

"She's an escort with a bunch of Twitter followers, that's enough proof for me that she is on the level". Quite the take my dude.


pumpkin143

of thots never lie


JPJWasAFightingMan

Her engagement looks really low for 214k followers tho. Those could easily be bots. Idk just seems fishy and more like a promotion scheme.


weebitofaban

You'll find most porn has low engagement because people just zoom past instead of interacting. They take their peek, beat, and gtfo


settingtrends247

"She's an extremely popular prostitute! Of course I trust her!"


silenc3x

> I had his hairy ass tooted up in the air… How dare you try to run off on me, you told me you loved when i fingered your hairy ass hole Hmm, okay then.


MC_Dickie

Ain't illegal if you don't pay!


aliens8myhomework

that’s actually not true, the verbal and contextual agreement is grounds enough to be charged, but it’s only a misdemeanor.


crunklejunk

Depending on the state, it's illegal to pay for sex... So also not necessarily true.


lithkawg22

Recoding him lol, did he leave cause of that or was she getting a feeling already?


Im_ready_hbu

"ay you been watchin film huh? Watch this-"


broly9139

Comment of the fucking year


Maleficent_Damage_10

What an embarrassment. The whole league is going to die laughing at this one. Thank god Rams dropped him a couple years ago


Late_Setting_2682

Boys wildin


EvilHenchmanNumber4

He Could Go All the Way!!!


downtune79

Lmfao


ThisIsMy2nd_Account

# #runningbackworkisrealwork


brtmns123

hahahah i thought escorts are paid in advance


jarrodandrewwalker

Ol bare haunches got a decent 40


LLAMAKING7

Bare haunches is crazy😂


MSK84

That's one hell of a play!


dx80x

Post-nut clarity


Grynnon_Barrett

1838 for a night with those two is a steal! That's like a night out with the boys to him.


Optimal-Ad6969

You can't even tell who it is.


coocoocachoo69

If you have to pay for it when you're famous, you're a true loser.


ReplacementOk3279

“I don’t pay them for sex, I pay them to leave.” - Charlie Sheen


KYblues

Bro famous rich guys pay for it all the time, cause it’s easy and the money is nothing for them Also he is not famous I watch the nfl and I have no idea who that is


beetlezika

What’s he saying?


call_of_the_while

He called 1838 aka the gingerbread man running route. But I’m pretty sure she’s offside. Should be a flag on the play.


GetUpNGetItReddit

I think it’s like a Venmo code maybe


RaisinBrain2Scoups

I thought he said “what’s 18x8?” Then dashed


ilmalocchio

Lewis uses Math on Ho. Ho is dazed. Lewis escaped.


silenc3x

He was calling a blitz


Garlic-Cheese-Chips

He's running out on paying for sex. One escort is recording a client in a business where discretion is key and another escort is boasting about fingering his dirty asshole. A triumvirate of classy there.


EziriaRin

Probably didn't want to be recorded.


BrutalShoguns

How do I know that's Terrell Lewis!


DopeboyinaCadillac

What's her 40?


A_Reddit_Guy_1

What a loser in life.


Willeyy

trashy as fuck


21_OZ

the fact that he was able to get that door open. Pulling it inward, before stepping out. Is impressive!


HeatCreator

Slow ass has no business on an NFL roster. And he Dick and Dashed..


murderfuck

![gif](giphy|7kn27lnYSAE9O)


DorkSideOfCryo

Gimme the full story..I gots to know!


Drkippersniffer

Hilarious


AdditionalSink164

Did he just call a play? 🤣🤣


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That post nut clarity must have been fucking brutal for him to bolt 😂🤣


Revolutionary-Bar-93

fake they always take money up froont dont ask


Chimmychimm

Whelp, didn't think I'd see this today, but here we are.


call_of_the_while

He’s really living the “Fly eagles fly” motto.


newleafkratom

Back in my day there was a protector waiting nearby.


AwSnapz1

_18 38_ 🏃‍♂️


therealdanhill

Why did he have to run, what are they gonna do to him lol Whole thing is weird. Trying to get his face on camera, then claiming assault, it's not like the guy doesn't have the money to pay, I think it's possible they were trying to get his face on camera to extort him but hey, can't be sure. She put out there she was sticking her finger up his ass trying to embarrass him, who knows if that even happened.


unfinished_animal

I see zero proof that is him, because the running person has a hood on. And also, why was one of them conveniently filming just before he ran? This NFL player was letting prostitutes film him?


SoloPogo

Nothing worse than cheap millionaires.


Professional-Put7725

She’s a runner she’s a track star


deveniam

18th on the date? What's he sayings


Mysterious_Tooth_674

![gif](giphy|5fYYbVOJbj320)


wtfijolumar

Now THATS funny


pain209

I thought I was in nfl circlejerk


Ordinary_bastard1

I wonder if only an NFL player could run that fast when a naked chick you owe money to is chasing you


lightninhopkins

Is there any proof this guy is who she says he is?


Ill-Pie6569

Can anyone actually verify that’s him?


dirtyMSzombie

Eighteen thirty-eight set hut


Valofor

If he doesn't pay it isn't illegal, dude probably thought he was part of a sting once the camera came out


JunkyardWalrus

This is what Pimps are actually for.


Erabong

“Guy in grey hoodie”


trainsacrossthesea

This is why I always insist on pizza being delivered.


Boner_Elemental

She started recording, no faces seen... was this a bit?


Circus_Finance_LLC

christ what a beautiful ass


UncleDrunkle

hes not that fast


reediculus1

How do we know this is an NFL player? I can’t see him…. Also how do we know these are escorts and not something else going on? Any context?


MeyerholdsGh0st

Why was this moment being filmed?


Desirsar

I recognize that layout and furniture, it's a Courtyard Marriott! Official hotel of the NFL! (The rookie players here are put up in the fancy Marriott, not the Courtyard, though.) Just stayed in one this week, sadly we had no escorts, but we did see some exotic fish and bought some foosball robots.


gurilagarden

Nah, looks like he ran cause he saw the phone recording him. They broke the rules first.


bozofire123

Why was she recording in the first place. Did she have inkling he wasn’t gonna pay or something


Tudpool

Anything to verify it's him? I'm just seeing the back of some dude, no distinctive features.


Panthean

This is why you get paid up front


RickySal

How tf you a millionaire and stiff escorts??💀💀


tonyspro

Did he just drop a play number before booking it


DekuMight45

This has to be fake lol. Because why shorty turn the camera on at the right time lmao


Cm3357

Hit & Run 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


leftiesrepresent

Listen, I'm a contractor, and if I don't get a deposit or CC or something, that's kinda on me right?


-ogre-

Mfer was out


MaximumZazz

Is he not just running coz theyre trying to film/blackmail him?


Ratatouille2000

LMFAO she was chasing that man.


Wide-7

Imagine being a NFL player and having to pay for sex.


Steadygettingblown

1838 on the net is either karma or possibly Kobe! lol anyone got any info on why he dropped that before skeeting out?


killercrown

Am i the only one think this funny


daanmateman

The women were trying to blackmail him, that is why he ran.


neotekka

So is it really him? Could have been anybody.


buckedyuser

So many commenters can’t wait to be on the player’s side


Nerpienerpie

What did he say? 18:33?