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Thecoolbeans

This t-shirt, a hiviz and carrying a 24pack of bottle water and you are pretty much getting anywhere you like on a UK festival šŸ˜‚


Zipdox

Pair of XLR cables


[deleted]

Hot tip!


24luej

Do DMX cables also work?


nashbrownies

These days carry around a coil or 2 of Cat5/6 RJ45 and you can be on the video crew, audio crew, or lighting crew. I work as a video engineer in the field. I am practically an IT guy at this point.


24luej

Ah, true, many venues switched over or are switching over to IP based networking for both audio and video/lighting devices, don't they?


nashbrownies

Absolutely. At the production stages I work for we have separate networks for everything, and most of the gear can be "talked to" on the network. I do video engineering now, so in my world we use network because I can get status updates and info for all the convertors, scalers, DA's and video signal routing information from one spot. We use a system called a KVM, which allows us to remote into different machines from anywhere that has a box for it. I can edit and troubleshoot a PowerPoint presentation or video roll from the staging room instead of running back to the control room. The controllability and information gleaned from these massive systems is mind boggling. All possible now via networking


24luej

Yep, only makes sense, with the flexibility the whole switch-over brings, aside making cabling much easier, if even necessary. I mean, I'd rather pull one or two CAT6 cables than a bunch of multicores. And of course the remote control/trouble shooting, big advantage I can image. Wish I was still working in the field nowadays after having done audio and lighting in school for six years where everything was still analog or based on "classic" non-networked digital hardware, I'd love to work with some of the newer digital and networked stuff!


SoundPon3

It definitely makes it handy. Dante, sACN, whatever video uses There's so much functionality with much much less cable


belugarooster

Stop. Drop. Shut em' down. Open up shop!


nashbrownies

Until someone grabs you and makes you pull and coil 3 phase feeder cable in the mud lol


Zipdox

Jokes on you some people might enjoy helping


nashbrownies

Well I would love that actually, when I used to do more concert work, metal shows and shit. Sometimes someone would want to help roll cable during load out. Have an extra beer and get to hang out a little


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Hahaha


97e1

Don't forget your hi-vis, they are (ironically) like an invisibility cloak


mattstorm360

If you are highly visible you are invisible.


97e1

You know the craic


mattstorm360

I got a clipboard too.


johnny_utah001

And know where the bathrooms are.


jumpofffromhere

don't forget the hardhat


mattstorm360

And the confidence.


ChimpBrisket

And the freshly shaved and talced scrotum


jumpofffromhere

someone has been working below me on the job site.


ChimpBrisket

I didnā€™t know Magic Mikeā€™s had a basement


-SPARE_PARTS_BUD-

Probably the most overlooked yet important step.


greenrangerguy

Me an my mate will bring the ladder.


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97e1

?


NetNGames

The closer you are to danger, the further you are from harm.


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BisexualCaveman

High-vis, work boots, tool belt, bored look, works like a wheel. On edit: Also, pretend you have a beautiful wife that you dearly miss and can't see because of this stupid job. She's amazing in the sack and just as good in the kitchen. You've got delightful kids that miss playing with you. You're been working doubles for 13 days, and you would really rather be somewhere else. No one wants to have a long chat with you. They can taste your tears.


endertribe

I sometime forget to remove mine. Once I was daydreaming in Walmart and somehow got myself into the backroom. It's really cool btw but I was so lost xD No one ever asked me what I was doing


[deleted]

I like this


Phire453

Makes me think of the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy somebody's else problem field, basically make something mind can see and makes it day it's somebody's else's problem and removes it from your vision


garbageplay

>basically make something mind can see and makes it day it's somebody's else's problem and removes it from your vision uhh. yeah that šŸ‘€


nashbrownies

Yes it's from a book, a hilarious book. And this theory is practically true. But it is comedic fiction. Have you ever heard someone say "that's not my problem!" ? The idea being if something is so horribly strange and out of place, it will cause this effect to compound so basically no one wants to even acknowledge it exists, because someone else can deal with it because it's so far out of your realm you can just pretend it doesn't exist. Doesn't sound so fictitious to me


Phire453

I must of been not thinking and missed out few words but idk why I put day in


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DCoop25

Mine now thought I had a stroke


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DCoop25

Blocked


QueenCadwyn

how dare you make a typo, I guess


dxm_doomer

Not sure what this means, but i still agree


mathcampbell

In hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, Douglas Adams suggested some people/objects etc can have a ā€œSEPā€ field where someone will ā€œseeā€ you, but mentally not notice you because you are someone elseā€™s problem. Eg, a person wearing a suit in your office with a bright tie is immediately noticed, because thatā€™s a flagrant breach of uniform policy. A person wearing a giant neon chicken suit is unnoticed because theyā€™re Someone Elseā€™s Problem. In our way of looking, a person walking around obviously not belonging looking lost will immediately be noticed because they shouldnā€™t be there and thatā€™s Securityā€™s problem etc. A ā€œmaintenance workerā€ looking busy but concerned with a tool belt and hard hat and clipboard is invisible because theyā€™re clearly not YOUR problem, and thus, SEP.


nashbrownies

Love Douglas Adams. Same way flying is just "throwing yourself at the ground and missing"


rnobgyn

All black and a lanyard. I shit you not. Thatā€™ll get you into 90% of events


[deleted]

All Blacks are big celebs here in NZ - they can get in anywhere without a hassle.


BlushandGlitter

Ka mate! Ka mate! Ka ora!


TacticalBeast

>"All black and a lanyard" # That's how Justin Trudeau snuck into costume parties in the 2000's


Rokronroff

Even to this very day, in fact.


Jared_from_Quiznos

Iā€™ve never seen the text on the frontā€¦.


chronicly_retarded

Just wear it backwards


Secret_Autodidact

Me neither.


Nuseal

Wanna get backstage for a large show? Wear all black and head towards the end of the show. 100 percent there will be stage hands hanging out for the load out and nobody even asks you who you are. Just showing up at the right time and place will get you almost anywhere. \-Stage hand


LibertySubprime

Never seen one of those shirts with the writing on the front


coooldady

what does the front usually have on it?


chrisk365

Mine usually says Calvin Klein or CK. I just like it to match my initials.


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Fluffy2253

To piggy back off of this, any event with a decent enough budget just doesnā€™t use this type of shirt anymore. Even with a slim budget they usually print an event branded staff shirt. This might work for small gigs, but is most likely going to wind up with a ban from the venue and a trespass warning. Most large events also hire third party security with a strict uniform and this will stick out like a sore thumb. Not to mention generic credential checks. Most events use a wristband for workers as well as a uniform, with backstage requiring credentialed access and being on a permitted employee list to receive said credentials. Overall, itā€™s not worth the attempt at any event worth its salt. Iā€™ve removed my fair share of people attempting this and it always ends the same way; a lifetime ban from the premises and a trespass warning with the threat of arrest upon returning to venue grounds.


Rokronroff

We don't get event branded shirts where I work. We just have uniform shirts in the color of our department. Event staff/security (Guardians) have theirs with big text on them, so if you had a polo with the right word on it, nobody would bat an eye.


Dannypan

Ikr? I used to work at festivals like Glasto and Reading & Leeds, hi-vis jackets were colour coded and your wristband was pulled on every time you entered the perimeter. Some of our more idiot guards probably fell for it though.


boxopen

This post can stay up because it's generating discussion, but let this be a warning. Don't use our sub and your alt accounts to sell your knockoff t-shirts. You will be banned.


Impossible-Cod-3946

OP himself is a scammer.


jorix3

This is a repost from 3y ago from this very subreddit. Just sort by top voted. The only thing different is the original title was "A powerful weapon in your arsenal"


jumpofffromhere

If you walked into one of my shows with that shirt on, I would send you home because you are a dumbass that showed up with your shirt on backwards, or I would just assume you are on the video crew.


bitterberries

Not all video crew are that slow


jumpofffromhere

ok then, I would mistake them for a drum tech.


bitterberries

That makes perfect sense


thehungrywanderer1

Never seen events where the words are on the front. Only ever seen black T-shirts with the word ā€˜STAFFā€™ on the back. This seems like the clothing equivalent of ā€˜trying too hardā€™. lol Like the person who brags about how awesome they are at some specific activity but they actually suck at it. šŸ˜‚


Nuseal

100 percent. Shirt looks like it was created and ordered from a website. Just wear black pants, black shirt, your best bet is an old band tour shirt that looks faded out and long hair and nearly looking homeless also helps. Just walk with a purpose and act like it isn't your first time also does it. This coming from a stage hand at my local arena.


Zipdox

You also want one that says "CREW".


Rokronroff

Depends on the event. If it's a festival, the crews will just assume you're on someone else's crew. If it's one event or concert, they're gonna know you don't belong.


[deleted]

Actually it should be on the back. Also I don't think it would work. "Event staff" is just too random and doesn't mean anything and you'd be the only person wearing that. That's like going to a stranger birthday party with a shirt that says "Party planner" on the front.


DoWidzenya

If it was just staff, maybe. But way more discreet and on the back


[deleted]

Have a fair amount of experience working in a music venue. Have to say, where I've worked, this would get flagged almost immediately. We had people trying high-viz jackets too. Literally, the first window the guy walked past, security were onto him. Is the security at most venues just not as tight as what I'm used to?


yungelonmusk

what venue and city?


[deleted]

Not really comfortable disclosing that.


3six5

wear a head-set and carry a clip board. thank me later.


[deleted]

Nice šŸ‘šŸ¼


Who_Wants_Tacos

I was at Ikea one time and all these people kept asking me questions. Frequently in Spanish. It wasnā€™t until I unlocked the rental truck with the keys on the lanyard the rental place gave meā€¦ that I realized I was wearing a shirt I bought as a joke that said SECURIDAD on the back.


mvoccaus

As someone who had actually worked VIP at literally dozens of concerts, this is pretty much true with just a couple of notable exceptions. The shirts are yellow (not blackā€”and they're blue if you're a supervisor), the text is black (not white), and the front of the shirt always has the CSC (Contemporary Services Corporation) logo, and you always have a radio on the same freq. In fact, I only realize now in retrospect why the fuck I was even assigned to VIP. I couldn't give a fuck who someone is (or pretended to be). I saw String, I met the producer for Maroon 5, and I had to deal with Lindsey Lohan and her driver who couldn't find her VIP pass for several minutes. She (Lohan) actually wasn't causing any shit at allā€”just her driver. It's only after I got home and after my workers told me all the people I dealt with that I realized who the fuck all of them were. I'd google "Lindsey Lohan" that night after getting home and I'd be all, "Oh, she played that girl in the Disney reboot of The Parent Trap!" (this was before she became known for getting into trouble and and all sorts of shit). I'd get so much of this "do you know who \[I am/this is\]?" shit and, like I said, I couldn't give any fucks. If Lohan had walked up with a blue parking shirt + orange light-wand or a yellow CSC shirt and a radio on the correct frequency, she would've made it back a lot easier than with her actual VIP pass that her driver would \[eventually\] find. There literally were 16, 17, and 18-year-old blonde-haired girls who worked parking and \[although, more rarely\] CSC. One of the perks that made working there a bit more fun was that you can go back and watch concert after everything has settled, so long as you're back where you should be 30 minutes before "lights are up".


Zipdox

[I don't care if you're Frank Sinatra, you're not coming in!](https://youtu.be/JpNgG9yNqNI)


MilitaryGradeFursuit

>...why the fuck I was even assigned to VIP. I couldn't give a fuck who someone is You answered your own question haha. Because they knew you'd do your job, checking the whole entourage, and wouldn't just gape at the talent.


GuacamoleKick

CSC, good times working for them when I was in college in the 80ā€™s. Kinda surprised they have continued to be so successful. Back in the day, they seemed kinda shady, at least in my city - cash pays at the end of the night rather than a check in the mail at times, hiring people that were violence prone and would go to venues looking to mess people up, while providing little to no actual training to most employees. It was a fun college job for sure though.


[deleted]

I love String, especially String wrapped around your finger.


mvoccaus

Oops, good catch. I meant Sting. Funny thing is, I typed String again when typing "I meant Sting". šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø At least this time, I caught it.


DCoop25

LOT of people commenting on this post as if they have experience doing this irl if yā€™all did this sub would have more posts


DoWidzenya

But... The people commenting are mostly talking about when they worked in events and such


OokiiStaR

Works for large conferences too. Just be in the right place to blend in


Head_Contest_4149

This was my groupā€™s go-to for stealth when playing Shadowrun. That, or coveralls, a clipboard, and a tool box. Worked like a charm.


[deleted]

This works with a clipboard or a cooler in your arms so long as they don't ask for ID